Because Anna was mamasan at Soi Six for years, I’m calling the Crazy “Fox Smoke Kisses Soi Chaiyapoon.
Because I can. And just to let everyone know that Anna’s brought a lot of that ambience with her. that Soi Six is renowned for.
I’ve got Mali with me. But Mali’s brought Dexter along. Some of you will remember Dexter, from watching eight seasons on Netflix. Then in the ninth season he gets killed. By his own son, if you can believe that piece of fiction.
If you don’t know anything about Dexter, let me brief you on what he’s all about.
Dexter is a serial killer who does all kinds of horrible things to his victims. He’s very much like a vampire with an unquenchable thirst for blood. That he must satisfy. But he lives by his father’s code. That has two commandments. Number one is to never get caught. To keep from getting caught Dexter disposes of his victims bodies by cutting them up into small pieces which he stuffs into garbage bags. Which he throws into the ocean from his speedboat. Which seems quite horrific but which makes a lot of sense. Because if there’s no body it’s likely that no murder can be proven.
His father’s second commandment is to never kill anyone who doesn’t deserve being killed. So nearly all of Dexter’s victims are serial killers who for one reason or another are able to escape punishment.
Two nights ago, Dexter zoomed in on the Crazy Fox Smoke Kisses Soi Chaiyapoon Bar which demonstrates that Dexter is the most loveable vigilante who ever hit Netflix.
Mali’s watched all eight seasons of Dexter on Netflix. Not once but twice. Then she watched the ninth unseason, “New Blood”. In this ninth unseason, Dexter invites his son to kill him. And it seems that Dexter is finally dead. I call this the ninth unseason because Dexter’s not really Dester but some form of Hollywood perversion of what the real Dexter’s all about.
Dexter’s far from stupid, yet he tells his son to kill him while thinking that the son’s killing his father will free him from inheriting that dark passenger that drives Dexter to keep killing. And that is a totally illogical premise that can only be contrived by people who totally lack commons sense. Because killing his father will forever be haunt fthe son or the rest of his life. Not to mention that Dexter is too manly to allow himself to die so ignominiously.
Fortunately, the real Dexter will live on in the form of Dexter Resurrection. Which should come out sometime next year.
Just as much as myself Mali was totally mortified by “New Blood’s” total pussyfication of Dexter.
So, for the past wo weeks she’s been obtaining her own collection of Dexter memorabilia. She’s bought some Shopee and other online vendors several plastic knives, a fake syringe for dispatching her victims Dexter style. A fake dismembered hand and foot. A portable plastic penis. And even fake blood. And compiling all kinds of scenarios which she can playact in Pattaya’s bars as she sets up her friends as her victims.
Act 1 and 2 Soi Chaiyapoon Pit Stop with Mali, Silent Bob, and Marc
Act 3 and 4 Revisiting To the Lake from the Pitstop DJ booth
Act 5 and 6 Smoke Kisses Soi Chaiyapoon is a dead ringer for Soi Six
Act 7 and 8 Dexter and Crazy Fox form an unlikely Soi Chaiyapoon partnership