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In the first of our Pattaya Dancing Queen contests our first winner got 4000 baht. This July 31 the prize money and the glory is even higher.

NeeNees videos page 6

NeeNees videos page 6 shows what it takes to win one of our Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions at Nikky Bar.

Nee Nees videos page 6 this picture is ofPlaypen's Mimi
Mimi posing for my Nikon at Playpen bar on Soi Six.
There’s a tie for second place between Mimi representing the Playpen and Nee Nee. Meanwhile Nikky has all the girls waiting for the judges’ decision. Should there be a dance off between Nee Nee and Mimi or should they split the 15000 second place prize money?

At Pattaya Dancing Queen I, Nee Nee didn’t even place in the top three. I thought she would have done better, but she didn’t.

I don’t think Pattaya ever saw a competition like this one before. So Nee Nee was totally clueless what to expect. For that matter the other girls were equally clueless. But that was on April 2, 2022.

In Pattaya Dancing Queen II which Nikkys Bar held on July 31, 2022, we had already set a precedent. Just as we had done on my 75th birthday on April 2, 2023, we had five judges. As before each judge got to vote three times, once for the girl he felt performed the best. A second time for the girl he felt deserved second place. And a third time for the girl he felt had earned third place.

A judge’s first choice would get three points. While his second-choice girl would get two points. With his third-choice vote getting one point. Whichever girl accumulated the most points from the votes of all five judges would become Pattaya Dancing Queen.

Nee Nee won 4000 baht for her third-place finish in the July 31st 2022 Pattaya Dancing Queen competition and this is why.

I truly believe that Gee deserved much better than a third-place finish in our first Pattaya Dancing Queen competition. I also believed that Nee Nee felt Minny deserved to finish in the top three. But Minny didn’t even place.

First off, Nee Nee picked an excellent song to dance to, “Sexy
Girl” and that she had observed Gee playing it often at Nikky Bar. During this time period Gee met me often at Nikky bar even though she didn’t work there.

And if you watch Nee Nee’s performance in the July 31st competition, it seems that she has borrowed from Gee’s dancing style.

And possibly from Minnys as well. But the trump card that Nee Nee had played was she wore her hair long using hair extensions. After her first performance I had warned Nee Nee that I didn’t find her attractive enough wearing her hair short to do well in a dancing competition. The videos in NeeNees videos page 6 prove that NeeNee corrected this mistake in the next too Dancing Queen competitions.

And Nee Nee had listened to me.

But I was totally surprised when Nee Nee won second place in our April 2, 2023 Pattaya Dancing Queen competition which you can watch here in Nee Nees videos page 6

We had a newcomer representing Playpen Bar in MImi. And God is she sexy. Thomas had brought her to the 2023 competition advising her both before and during the competition.

But the other Mimi representing Nikky Bar and Koy wound up making the same mistake Playpen’s Mimi wound up making. And that mistake was playing electro crap music that I call Da Da music.

NeeNees videos page 6 picture of Mimi from Nikky Bar
Mimi and Nikky. Mimi’s not working in a bar. She’s a friend of Nikky’s who’s representing Nikkys Bar.

Nikky Bar’s Mimi looked sexy enough. I had never seen her before let alone watch her dance. But she was wearing her hair short just as Nee Nee had done in the April 2, 2022 competition. While playing that electro da da noise during her show.

And so did Playpen’s Mimi. Who looked incredibly sexy dancing up for 20000 baht. Thomas told me later that Mimi had drunk far too much. Otherwise, she might have won. Thomas I must add was the sixth judge, whose function was to coach the other five judges. And to help them tally the votes. But we would not allow Thomas to be a voting judge. Due to his potentially someone like Mew or Mimi who he had gotten to know pretty well.

Once again Mew simply blew all the other contestants away. While the voting for the second-place contestant and 15000 baht was evenly split between Playpen’s Mimi and Nee Nee.

Thomas had the five judges call for a Dance off between Nee Nee and Playpen’s Mimi.

Which Nee Nee won. Barely. “It was so close “Thomas told me later.

My final assessment of the April 2nd, 2023 Pattaya Dancing Queen competition.

And I”m going to share it with Nikky the owner of Nikkys Bar. And share it equally with those Soi Six managers I know the best. As well as with those contestants I feel could have done better. While using the videos on Nee Nees videos page 6 and Nee Nees videos on pages 1 though five as examples.

We had five judges. Four men and one woman. All the judges were forty or above.

Most people over forty years old despise all that electro crap I call Da Da music.

So, Nikky bar Mimi, Koy, and Playpen’s Mimi, I’m telling all three of you exactly what I am posting here. The kind of judges we select are going to have very negative opinions of anyone playing all that noise.

Nikky Bar Mimi. Not to worry. If we ever have another Pattaya Dancing Queen competition both Thomas and I are going to be up your ass advising, you what you have to do to win. In the meantime, we will be using NeeNees videos page 6 as a blueprint on what it takes to win a Pattaya Dancing Queen competition.

Nikky Bar Mimi. “I’ve found you to be very sexy after I got to meet you two months after we held Pattaya Dancing Queen III. You have dyed your hair blonde since the competition. And although I normally don’t like the looks of Asian women trying to be blondes, it suits you well. And Mimi you dance so well. Bringing a lot of drama into your dancing moves. But never challenge the ears of the judges by playing that godawful noise the most dim-witted bar girls love to dance to. You are a lot smarter than them (and I dare way sexier as well.)

Which brings us back to Nee Nee. “I have watched all those short video clips of you dancing in your room Nee Nee. You wore hair extensions. So, I can just picture you practicing in your room. Alone. With no one watching. As you trained to perfect your appearance and dancing style. So, you would have the best chance in the world of winning Pattaya Dancing Queen III. You listened. Whereas many of the other contestants didn’t listen. And you practiced hard. You worked hard and deserved those 15000 baht that came with delivering the second-best performance of Pattaya Dancing Queen III.

Click here to get NeeNee’s videos from page five.

Complete shows dancing contestants Pattaya Dancing Queen 1 page 2.

Complete shows dancing contestants Mini, Apple, and Gee in the 4-2-2022 Pattaya Dancing Queen competition called Pattaya Dancing Queen 1

Complete shows dancing contestants Mew and Mini and more

We had to divide complete shows dancing contestants into two pages to make them load faster.

Mimi representing Lust Bar
Apple representing Nikky Bar

Gee representing Smoke and Kisses.

But it’s a three-way tie for first place in this Pattaya Champion dancing contest.

So there’s a face off with the three top performers dancing together.

But the winner f this Pattaya Champion dancing contest is still in doubt. In this video I’m handing the top three contestants their prize money with Nikky shooting the video with her smart phone.

Of interest to only a few for whom viewing video on their smart phones is not enough.

I’m shooting most of my videos now with my Nikon 780 DSLR. This is a professional camera that my other cameras cannot begin to match. From the reviews I’ve read it can do everything the latest and greatest mirrorless professional cameras can do. Including great low light videos, which dsl cameras before this model cannot begin to equal.

I almost always use the 24-70 Nikon 2.8 lens which is one of the top Nikon lenses. My target is to shoot video that’s going to look great on a 55 inch tv screen. So for now I’m shooting HD quality at 1920 by 1080 pixels. I could shoot in 4k but don’t feel the need to do it now.

Click here to get the videos of the other contestants on page one.

All shows Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants 7-31-2022 page 2

This is page 2 for all shows of the last four contestants in the Pattaya Dancing Queen 7-31-2022 competition.


Out of all the Pattaya Dancing Queen contestants Pon’s the best pole dancer of them all. Unfortunately Nikky’s new bar doesn’t have any dancing poles.

But I’ve watched Pon pole dance many times. In bars on Soi Six and three LK Metro Go go bars. Pon’s so stunning when she does the pole that the other girls watch her in awe. Even Mew.

Pon cleans hotel rooms during the day. And moon lights at Nikky Bar at night. She’s got the trim little body and firm stomach of a drug addict. Except she doesn’t do any drugs. Her 36 kilo body comes from hard back breaking work. But she used to work in the Walking Street go go bars. While as a dancer, she’s so good that she almost makes me look good.

Pon’s also just about the funniest bar girl I’ve ever met.

If I take her into a go go bar. When she’s in the mood she goes right up onto that stage and starts dancing. While I will never forget that time Tutti Fruiti bar right next door to Nikky bar was having a birthday party. Suddenly I see Pon out in the middle of the sidewalk wearing my motorcycle helmet dancing right into the middle of that birthday party next door. Once again, taking another bar completely over. But that’s Pon, you never know what she’s going to do next.

But she didn’t even place. But it’s wasn’t for me to decide. Perhaps the judges don’t like trim little women who I can lift practically over my head with one arm. And it certainly didn’t help her win any votes when she chose Da Da electronic crap for her music. Because I know two of the judges who will walk out of a bar within five minutes when they are playing that kind of noise.

Apple representing Nikky Bar in the Dancing Queen II competition

Although she garnered 2nd place in the April 2nd, 2022 Pattaya Dancing Queen contest, this time Apple didn’t come close to finish in the top three.

But that’s the way the dice rolls. Nee Nee didn’t come close to winning back in April so I suppose this time it was Apples turn to be left out of the prize money.

But I think Apple knows she was competing against some of Pattaya’s best dancers. She’s smart, and she knows there’s always another time.

Cartoon representing Nikky Bar

Out of all the Pattaya Dancing Queen Contestants I know Cartoon least of all. Until now that I am starting to know her better. I know she’s one of the favorite girls with Nikky Bars customers. Because she’s a lot of fun and gives a terrific massage. But like most of the girls here, she loves Mew. We all do.

Nikky Bar’s Twins perform together in July 31, 2022 Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition

The Twins representing Nikky Bar during the Dancing Queen II competition. Click on the picture below to see the video.

Featuring Pon dancing with Mew at the Twins Birthday Party at Nikky Bar

The Final Wrap Up.

Anna the mamasan of Smoke and Kisses on Soi Six probably said it best. Make the prize money 10000 for first place and 8000 for second place because there’s hardly any difference in the two top dancers. And Anna’s right. Gee and Mew are on a perpetual quest for perfection. Which puts them into an entirely different league. Nevertheless, it was Mew who finally won. Again.

I think it’s because Mew is a lot more than the best dancer in Pattaya. She’s a true queen. Her charisma is off the charts. And she’s awfully smart. She’s got the golden heart that very few women have. Or men for that matter. Her manners are impeccable. One could take her anywhere. To a presidential ball at the White House for example. Where no lady can outshine her. She’s fearless and proud. And knows exactly what she wants out of life. And what she has to do to get there. While not caring what anyone thinks of her.

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