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We Repent Gee’s birthday here at Soi Six Repent Bar

But do we repent Gee’s birthday? Absolutely not because we got gloriously drunk while doing great video at Mj Kitty bar and Repent

We Repent Gee's birthday picture of Gee, Phang, Koy and Mali

Mali and Phang are meeting me at Lust Bar on Soi Six and so is Gee or that’s the plan.

But Gee is always late, so I expect her to be at another time in outer space. As for Mali and Phang, I’ve known Mali for 3 years and Phang for seven. Both women have taken the time to buy Gee presents. And both women arrive at Lust Bar before I can get there.

At 8:15 I pay for our drinks and Lust and then we head down to the Spot. Where Gee joins us on Gee time. Soon it’s time that we Repent Gee’s birthday at Repent bar because there’s no way we will be leaving Koy out on all the fun.

We find both Koys at Repent. That’s Koy who’s competed in two of our Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions at Nikky Bar. Then there’s cashier Koy who relishes bringing our gang more tequila than any reasonable person can expect to handle.

In this video Koy, Mali and Gee start off dancing to Body Slam. Towards the end of the video Mali gives the bar her signature pushup exhibition. Mali’s very slender, but when she’s doing pushups like no other girl I’ve seen can, she shows off her marvelous body control. Mew has the same level of body control which makes her a terrific dancer. And so is Mali although hers and Mew’s dancing styles are very different.
In this video we present Gee with a birthday cake. Then Mali, Koy and Gee get into the dancing groove. By this time there’s no doubt that the real party action is here, at Repent, in our little corner of the world.

We Repent Gee’s birthday down on Soi Six Repent and if you believe that you truly belong in Buffalo Land.

Calling a spade a spade I will always refer to most Pattaya Bars as Buffalo Land. Which has inspired one of my favorite Thai songs, Kwai Kwai Kwai.

The girls who are with me understand exactly what I mean, and why I enjoy watching them dance to Kwai Kwai Kwai. Especially on Soi Six t’s because of all the falang buffalo who keep ringing the bell buying drinks for all the girls in the bar. And especially most Koreans who believe a real man is the guy who spends the most money on the bar girls. The bar girls expect this kind treatment from all the foreigner buffalo. Who I recommend your reading Neil Hutchison’s Fool In Paradise or Money Number one to understand bar girls and foreign buffalo.

There can be no doubt that our table is center stage here.

Because four of the 2024 Pattaya Beaches Eye Candy Calendar girls are at our table. Mali, Phang, Gee and Koy.

But of the four calendar girls, Phang’s doing very little dancing whereas Koy, Gee and Mali are dancing machines.

I love playing Kwai Kwai Kwai in Pattaya’s bars. While the main girls I hang out with understand exactly where I’m coming from. Especially Mali and Phang. Because when the bar girls watch a man buying drinks for all the girls in the bar, they are laughing behind the man’s back. What most bar girls don’t realize is the Joke’s on them even more than it’s on the fools in paradise. Because over 90 percent of Soi Six bar girls have Thai boyfriends for example. Not that I dislike most THai men. Because if I did, I would be a racist. I just despise all men who live off women. Who I call leeches while other men think of them as vermin.

But I am getting way off the subject which is a bad habit I have.

I need to be writing about why we repent Gee’s birthday. So I am asking you to study these five videos to understand why. It is Gee’s birthday that is the catalyst that brings us all together tonight. While Repent bar’s the perfect place to do it.

Gee kicks act 3 off dancing to Boogie Oggie Oggie’s Taste of Honey which is a song I lost track of for the past thirty years. Boogie Oggie Oggie is the name of the disco group that created Taste of Honey. Which I will never forget my jogging to it on the Springfield Illinois’s YMCA indoor track. It took 21 laps to do one mile and back then I was typically running 4 miles or 84 laps on this track. The YMCA was playing great music back then. But then that song started playing on the loudspeakers I kept lapping everyone on the track. I was so pumped up that I think no one could have beat me on that track that night.
Gee’s birthday Act 4 features Phang for the first time seen dancing. Until now, neither Jack nor Mali have been able to get Phang to dance with them. But Gee’s able to get it done. And probably because years ago Phang and Gee worked together. Halfway through this video Jack’s dancing with Gee. While at the end of the video Mali’s dancing with Gee at MJ Kitty Bar. However, the lighting at Kitty’s is very challenging which is why it’s best to fasten an auxiliary always on light onto the Nikon to mitigate the effects of all the flashing lights at MJ Kitty Bar.
By Act 5, Gee’s left the party, and so has Phang. This leaves Jack and Mali who head back to Repent Bar where Mali and Koy dance to Kwai Kwai, the buffalo song. Koy, our favorite cashier joins in with Mali and Koy to dance to celebrate the upcoming return of the buffalo.

If you liked some of the music in the videos you might want to watch the original artist’s live performances on YouTube.

Kwai Kwai Kwai.

Body Slam Feat

Rocket Festival

The Musketeers

Hua Lai Tood

Taste of Honey by Boogie Oogie Oogie

Maroon Five Moves like Jagger

Maroon Five Moves like Jagger (official version)

Bruno Mars 2-4-K Magic

This is the Way We do it Montel Jordan

Soi Six Vip Bar with Mali and Gee

After watching the girl’s videos, Mali wanted to meet Koy, Mew and Gee. Watch Mali and Gee dancing together at the Soi Six Vip Bar

Soi Six Vip Bar with Mali and Gee video
Mali and Gee dancing at VIP Bar.

Back then I didn’t know little Miss Mali could dance. But she wasn’t too shy about venturing her opinions. about the girls who had contested for Pattaya Dancing Queen contests. For some reason Mali loved Koy’s dancing style and told me after watching the videos of Dancing Queen 2. Koy’s going to win.

I asked her, “You think Koy will really beat Mew?”

“I think she will. Mew’s the best dancer but I think Koy will beat her.”

“I think Koy’s very pretty and she tosses her hair around that makes her look so pretty, but Mew’s always going to find a way to win,” I replied.

I was right and Mali guessed wrong because Mew won Pattaya Dancing Queen the third time in a row.

But I also thought Gee always had a decent chance of winning the title. And now that Mali’s met Koy and Mew, she wanted to meet Gee. So I had Gee meet Mali and I at Hot Shots on Soi Six where Mali and I were downing tequilas on the club’s DJ, Silent Bob.

We soon joined Koy at Repent bar across the street where we tossed a few down with Koy. We were having a great time with Gee and Mali playing DJ when Gee announced, “Thomas is at Soi Six VIP bar. He did so much to help you, Jack, at your birthday party.”

And so it was, with Gee and Mali dancing together for the first time at Soi Six Vip bar. But Gee petered out early while Mali and I went back to Hot Shots do have a few more drinks with Silent Bob.

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Final Naklua Nikky birthday acts 3-5 will leave unforgotten memories.

To recreate this final Naklua Nikky birthday party calls out to the Jack Corbett Video Channel to create unforgettable moments.

To the left is one of Nikky’s most devoted customers, here from Germany. WHile Rod, my pal from London is posing with Au. Au does not work here at Nikky Bar. A good friend of Nikky’s she’s here to wish Nikky a happy birthday. As is Mimi, Mew, Koy (my little drinknig buddy from Repent Bar, Aom and many other ladies.

Act 3 of Nikkys Last Naklua Birthday party

But I can’t do it on YouTube. In Nikky birthday party act 3, children have come into the party not once. But twice.

Which is 100 percent acceptable here in Thailand. While showing just one second on YouTube would cost me one strike minimum and might get me banned from YouTube forever. But never mind, I kept the children in the video because this is the Jack Corbett video channel.

Not to mention the sexy dancing you are going to find in all five acts of Nikky’s last Naklua birthday party. Or Mew and other ladies playfully giving their viewers the finger.

Here at this Naklua Nikky birthday party practically everyone’s having so much fun that is amazes me why YouTube would totally delete my YouTube channel and all 200 videos in it.

Call it a progression or a regression depending on how you look at things. But this series of five Final Naklua Nikky birthday videos keeps getting better and better as we move from act 1 to act 5. Or worse. For one thing, Nikky’s getting awfully drunk far too early. All of us are, to one degree or another. The band Nikky’s hired keeps getting better as the clock approaches Midnight and beyond. While the music becomes far more absorbing. If you like Thai music that is. I think a lot of it is great. Although I am no great fan of much of the first two hours they are playing here.

But hey, talk about crappy music selections. How about Hotel California?

That song’s been with us for over fifty years now. They play it everywhere. Egypt, Russia, Mexico, Thailand, you name it.

That and so many songs like it are what I call Toilet Bowl music. Yep, you got that right. It’s the kind of music that can put you to sleep while you are sitting on the toilet having a BM.

Now, it’s pure tourist crap. The play if safe music a lot of big hotels play to assure their tourists. “We got you in mind. We are playing it safe so you will feel like you are safe in America. Even though you are in China or Russia. Unfortunately, this band tonight played Hotel California and at least one other American toilet bowl selection.

This is a party for the ages. And if you don’t believe me now, just wait a year or two. I think a lot of people who are going all out to make this an unforgettable party who I’ve captured in these videos are only too aware of how much Pattaya is changing. Especially Naklua.

The final act of Nikkys Last Naklua Birthday party

From left to right, from the colonial restaurant across the street from me, is my favorite waitress there. To her left in the back is Aom and to Aom’s left is Mew. To Mew’s left is Koy out of Repent Bar and to Koy’s left is Bruno my favorite waiter.

The Final Act of Nikky’s Last Birthday is a whopping 12 minutes long.

Why? Because it’s that good. In my opinion. In this final episode the girls, the band leader and his number one girl go at it 150 %. There is no tomorrow for this group. So, it might as well all end here. The music, if you like good Thai music is out of this world. Thanks to Dong, the owner of Dong music Nikky’s hired for her live entertainment. Then there’s two women in particular. One is much heavier than the other but she’s wonderful. While the other lady does most of the dancing. While Dong is all over the place. His voice soft then it’s loud and harsh as his facial expressions contort. This man is terrific.

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