Category Archives: Pattaya Beer Bars

The typical beer bar is an open air affair that often fronts out to a street or sidewalk. Both the beers and the ladies are usually cheaper here than in the go go bars.

Nee Nee runner up Pattaya Dancing Queen in Second Competition

Nee Nee runner up Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition is Pattaya Beaches Eye Candy Calendar Miss June

Nee Nee runner up
Nee Nee, NIkky and Pon
At Nikky’s birthday party Nee Nee on the light, Mew in the center,
Gee on the right and Koy in the foreground.

When it comes to helping Nikky run her bar, Nee Nee’s been her right hand. And like Pon, I take Nee Nee practically everywhere. I call both women my little sisters because I can count on them.

The night Pattaya locked down because of Covid I shot this one of Nee Nee and Nikky dancing at Nikky Bar.
It’s July 31st at the Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition. Where Nee Nee becomes second runner up.
The Action starts to heat up when Nikky has her birthday, and the girls dance like there’s no tomorrow.

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Mew Pattaya Dancing Queen is Pattaya Beaches Calendar cover

None other than Mew Pattaya Dancing Queen makes the front cover of the 2023 Pattaya Beaches Eye Candy Calendar

Mew Pattaya Dancing Queen
Minny (contestant number 5) and Mew 45 minutes between Pattaya Dancing Queen 1
begins.

Why is Mew Pattaya Dancing Queen?

Obviously, what makes Mew Pattaya Dancing Queen she’s won both competitions we’ve held here at Naklua’s Nikky Bar. Winning 4000 baht back in April 2022. While defending her title on July 31, 2022, when all five judges awarded her 10000 baht for being the best dancer. And another 4000 baht for best show.

But there’s a lot more to being a queen than being the best performer. A real queen has impeccable manners. I had spoken to Mew for something like 20 minutes when I first met her. But something inside me told me to enter her into the April 2nd, 2022 Pattaya Dancing Queen competition Nikky and I held at her bar. Having no idea how well she could perform. After Mew won, I put up the video onto my YouTube channel. And entitled it, “Mew Lust Bar’s Enigma is the Girl we never knew.”

But now that I’m getting to know Mew much better, I’ve learned to appreciate the fine qualities that’s made Mew Pattaya Dancing Queen.

And not just once, but twice. Mew like any good queen who measures up to her title consistently shows gratitude to those who have treated her well.

Examples of how Mew shows gratitude is when we go bar hopping together. And how before we leave for the next bar Mew seeks out the bar’s manager or owner to thank him for his hospitality.

Or when the bar girls keep asking me to buy them drinks. Truth is most bar girls are gold diggers who don’t give a rat’s ass about anyone outside their families. Which is why when a bar girl I’ve never met before asks me where I come from, I reply, ‘I come from Naklua sip hok. I same same Khung Thai.” And then when the girl asks me my name I reply, “My name ATM.” And that’s how most bar girls view us foreigners (falang). ATM’s. They push the right buttons, and we give them money.

Mew understands this. And appreciates the integrity of my money.

A fact that Mew pointed out to me at Repent Bar when one of the bar girls asked me to buy her a drink. Both Mew and I ignored the bar girl, and then Mew told me, “Notice that I’m not asking you to buy these girls drinks.”

I find that most bar girls are totally unable to plan more than 12 hours in advance. Most are totally unreliable. Unless you are paying them shitloads of money. And totally clueless about being on time.

But that’s not Mew. For example after we had gotten to know each other a lot better.

Nkky Bar’s Twin sisters celebrating their birthday party with Mew and Nee Nee
Mew Pattaya Dancing Queen winner with other contestants first competition
The contestants for the first Pattaya Dancing Queen competition on April 2, 2022. From
left to right, Apple, Pon, Mea, Minny, and Nee Nee. Gee’s somewhere else so she does not
appear in this picture.
Mew winning the Pattaya Dancing Queen title on April 2, 2022

Unbelievably the judges decide it’s a three-way tie between Apple, Gee and Mew and rule
there will be a three way dance off between the three winners.
Mew, Apple and Gee getting their prize money after being announced Mew Dancing Queen, Apple runner up and Gee second runner-up.
Mew defends her title to become Pattaya Dancing Queen again on July 31, 2022

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Eye Candy Calendar Girls Kick off Pattaya Eye Candy calendar

While four of the Eye Candy Calendar girls were the top four contestants in the Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions at Nikky Bar.

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Eye Candy Calendar Girls
calendar’s front cover

The front cover girl is Mew. Who was our top winner at my birthday party on April 2, 2022. Which was good for 4000 baht. Apple from Nikky Bar finished second. Taking home 2000 baht. While Gee placed third pocketing her 1000 baht. But even Gee felt Minny, representing Soi Six Lust Bar, should have placed in the top three. Unfortunately for Minny, the five judges did not agree.

Looking forward to Pattaya Dancing Queen II on July 31, 2022 both Gee and Mew were going all out preparing themselves for the 10000 baht I’d give to the best dancer. Make no mistake, both Mew and Gee are total professionals when it comes to dancing. Both women are dancing machines. Gee for example can’t stop dancing even when she comes to my condo. While Mew now working at Show GIrls go go on Pattaya LK Metro had become the go go’s top dancer with no one even coming close.

Pattaya Beaches Eye Candy Calendar back Cover

But when the competition ended once again Mew took first place. Which out of all the Eye Candy Calendar Girls entitles her to be on the calendar’s front cover.

All five judges ruling Mew was the best of the best. While deciding that Mew had the best show by far. Winning Mew another 4000 baht on top of the 10000 baht for being the best dancer.

But the biggest surprise out of all these Eye Candy Calendar Girls was Koy who tied Gee for second place. Compared to the likes of Gee and Mew, Koy was a complete newbie. So, I was shocked when the judges decided Koy was just as good as Gee.

Another surprise from these Eye Candy Calendar Girls was Nee Nee who took third place. Which earned her 4000 baht. While Pon didn’t even place. Dancing to one of Gee’s favorite songs, “Sexy GIrl’s, Nee Nee danced so much like Gee in Pattaya Dancing Queen 1 that I accused Nee Nee of copying Gee’s dancing style. Nee Nee wisely did not reply.

Nikky had two dancing poles at her first bar on Naklua Soi 33. But the powers that be took boarded off that entire section of Soi 33. Where they are now building a condominium plex.

Had Nikky been able to keep that first bar of hers, there’s no doubt in my mind that Pon would have won first place.

She’s that good on a dancing pole. What a lot of people don’t know about Pon is, she wakes up early every morning to work her real job cleaning hotel rooms. She’s got this wiry little body weighing just 36 kilos. And very strong arms and legs from all that cleaning he does.

Pon also happens to be my favorite drinking companion. Because you never know what she’s going to do next.

And when I take her to Showgirls to visit Mew, when she goes up on that pole and flips herself upside down, Mew and all the go go dancers are just blown away.

These Eye Candy Calendar Girls are truly, “Great Eye Candy”. With each one of them offers something special that you will hardly ever find in a bar. Or for that matter working in a restaurant or any kind of so-called normal job.

But you will probably never have the chance to meet any of them. Due to your being either unwilling or unable to visit Pattaya.

So on each of the Eye Candy Calendar girls calendar page, who have been in my videos, I’m putting her video links. Both on YouTube and here in the Fun House.

And we expect to be doing even more videos starting with Nikky’s upcoming Halloween Party here at Nikky Bar this October 31. So, you will be able to follow the future antics of your favorite Eye Candy Calendar Girls.

You can start now over on my YouTube Channel.

But I’m going to do one better than that. By putting all the videos of each one of the Eye Candy Calendar Girls here in the Fun House.

For example, on Mew’s calendar pages, there’s a simple url. alphapro.com/mew.html. Go there and you will find all of Mew’s present and future videos. Or look up Pon at alphapro.com/pon.html. Although I am putting up most of these videos on YouTube, I have not listed a lot of them because I’m not using my best camera equipment. Resorting to my phone to shoot spontaneous video. Which comes down to your having to go to my Funhouse blog on my alphapro.com website to get all the videos.

While some of the video I am shooting I’m putting directly on my website due to their not conforming to YouTubes rules and regulations.

Ok. It’s time to start meeting the calendar girls. And keeping up with their latest adventures, misadventures and dancing performances.

Starting With Gee where you can find all of her present and future videos on a single page.

Second up is Koy with all her videos present and future

And here’s Mew, the champion and winner of both Pattaya Dancing Queen competitions

Next up is Pon, my favorite drinking partner and best pole dancer I know.

Nee Nee June 2022 calendar girl and runner up for Pattaya Dancing Queen July 31, 2022

Mali July 2022 calendar girl

Mini contestant number five representing the Pattaya Soi Six Lust Bar in the April 2nd, 2022 Pattaya Dancing Queen Competition.