Category Archives: Exreme Satire

On my website at alphapro.com I promised over the top satire and cutting edge photography and video. Here it is, a lot of it in video. While two of the six books I have written and published–“Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest for the Perfect Fit” and “Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City” take no prisoners. In both books nothing is sacred. Especially organized religion.

Russian American Walking Dead of Pattaya Thailand

This video, the Russian American Walking Dead of Pattaya reveals the true character of pro Putin Russians and American supporters of Trump.

It’s now 2023, yet I introduced the Republican Party (Gop) cartoon strip in 2012. Because I was mortified by the ignorance of too many Americans. Today’s Americans will believe anything, As episode 1 of the Gop cartoon strip suggests.
American zombies who vote for Donald Trump, and who deny the fact that Joe Biden won the presidency over Trump.

I had to pick on the Russians. Russia since invading Ukraine has become a pariah nation. With hundreds of thousands of Russians and Ukrainians dead or about to die, it deserves condemnation. It deserves being treated as so much sewage. Or does it?

Depends on what we call, “it”. I am a great fan of Russian literature and classical music. And I watch a lot of Russian tv shows and movies on amazon.com Prime and Netflix. While I treasure my friendships with many good Russian people here in Thailand. It is Putin, and all his henchmen comprising the powers that be who run Russia.

So, it deserves to be mocked, to be vilified, and to be stopped at the Ukrainian border. But I am equally appalled by my own countrymen in the United States. And so much so that I find the only good Republican is an out of office Republican. Yet I am no fan of the Democrats either.

I am calling this video the Russian American Walking dead of Pattaya, Thailand.

See what I mean, meant in 2012. About Donald Trump in frame 3 of this cartoon. “Yep, He will fit in. He’s a liar, a cheat, and a scumbag just like the rest of us.”. Which is what I am getting at in this video. Nearly every Republican in public office today is a scoundrel, so Americans who are stupid enough to vote for them are zombies, which is exactly what I depicted in the Russian American Walking Dead of Pattaya Thailand

Nearly every Republican Congressman is an election denier. Almost every Republican Congressman puts the right-wing fringe of the Republican party above his country. All Congressmen putting their party above country is a traitor. While nearly 50 % of all Americans would vote for Trump again if he were to run for president today. Whereas Putin and his cronies deserve a fate far worse than death, I must say the same for Trump and all his followers. All of them being traitors to the nth degree.

Isn’t it fair then that I name this video the Russian American Walking Dead of Pattaya? All of them, the followers and supporters of Putin and all of Trump’s unprincipled minions are no better than zombies after all.

Living into your nineties, secrets you never heard about before

Eat lots of meat, drink a lot of alcohol is the key to living into your nineties. Here’s the proof you’ve been waiting for.

For living into your nineties smoke cigarettes

Lesson One. Eat lots of Meat: Because eating bread will give you Cancer. Follow this advice and you will probably be living into your nineties.

Lesson Two: Drinking Tequila is going to bring out the power within you.

Find the tiger within yourself. This is not all about living into your nineties. But even of greater importance is overcoming your shyness, becoming the life of the party. And getting new friends.

Living into your nineties

Click here or the picture above the treasure trove of tequila drinking the the-powers-that-be don’t want you to know about.

Here you will learn from top pharmacies across the world how to release the power within, potential side effects. And how to avoid them such as drinking more tequila.

Lesson Three: The final proof that drinking leads to a longer life I learned while infiltrating the secret files in a Las Vegas Hospital.

Living into your nineties
While spending six days in a Las Vegas Hospital I was able to find the secret files that prove beyond a shadow of doubt that heavy drinkers outlive nondrinkers.

Click here to get this exclusive report gleaned from the hospital files, secret CIA files and Plug,the Canadian intelligence agency that no one’s heard about before.

Donald Trump Scumbag cartoon from my 2012 GOP cartoon Strip

I created the GOP cartoon strip with over 20 cartoons including the Donald Trump Scumbag cartoon during the 2012 primaries.

Donald Trump Scumbag cartoon

But I have to admit. I can’t draw. Even though I have been a professional photographer. And have written and published six books. But in 2012 I watched the far right take over the Republican party. And decided to do something about it. But I am a lousy artist. But not too shabby when it comes to doing graphics arts on programs such as photoshop.

I had to do something about all these wanna bee Hitlers. All of them out to get Obama. With a long lineup of cartoonish Republican misfits vying to be the Republican Presidential candidate to defeat Obama.

I knew that you can’t argue with a bunch of guys who are dumber than the ostrich with his head in the sand. Who ignore facts. Whose brains cannot distinguish logic from worshipping all the nonsense their little minds want to hear.

So now it brings me a lot of joy to bring back that old Donald Trump Scumbag Cartoon I did so long ago.

I won’t get into all the lies this ex president of ours has been telling us. And I won’t even attempt to explain how evil this man is.

I’m figuring the best medicine for my fellow Americans who just can’t get it, is a cartoon strip. The Gop cartoon strip I created way back in 2012.

I can recommend to all these Trumpists. And to all the Trump cultists I subscribe to The New York Times and the Washington Post. But I won’t. Because they will call both newspapers false news. Even though they haven’t even read them.

So if I can’t reason with these nitwits I will just throw back at them my Donald Trump scumbag cartoon. While adding “A leopard never changes its spots”.

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