Category Archives: Exreme Satire

On my website at alphapro.com I promised over the top satire and cutting edge photography and video. Here it is, a lot of it in video. While two of the six books I have written and published–“Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest for the Perfect Fit” and “Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City” take no prisoners. In both books nothing is sacred. Especially organized religion.

Nikky bar girls outrageous behavior gets her $200.00 in tips.

This Nikky bar girls outrageous behavior came down to Mea showing off her ass in the Naklua Dancing Queen competition.

Mea third from the left. Notice that Nikky and I had each contestant wear a number so the judges could easily identity their favorite girls. Where are you Gee?
Mea showing off her buttocks to the crowd. And the crowd roared in appreciation.

A lot of onlookers said Mea was wearing a g-string. And she probably was. But if I showed her show on YouTube untold numbers of YouTube viewers would complain. And I don’t blame them. Because it sure looks like Mea was showcasing her naked buttocks.

But what matters is, the other Nikky Bar girls and the bar’s customers cheered the Nikky Bar girls outrageous behavior. While bar girl after bar girl and a half dozen customers gave Mea $200.00 in tips. I couldn’t believe it. Although I knew many U.S. strippers were capable of creating this level of satire, I didn’t expect it from any of the Pattaya bar girls I knew.

Make no mistake this Nikky bar girls outrageous behavior brought the whole house down.

The crowd roared in approval. But I must confess, initially I was totally pissed off at Mea. And only because I could never show this Nikky bar girls outrageous behavior on YouTube.

But when you really think about it. Had we had the audience vote for a winner, Mea would have won the Naklua Dancing Queen competition hands down. Mea would have pocketed 4000 baht as the winner and 5000 baht in tips for a cool $275.00.

I have to commend all seven contestants for putting on some great shows. But I must give a special thankyou to the Three Soi Six girls for coming. And giving the audience their best shot. And it was after all Mew a Soi Six girl from Lust bar who wound up winning first place. But had I been one of the judges it would have been a tough call to choose who deserved first place out of the three Soi Six contestants.

Thankfully we had five judges to pick the winner. Which I think made this Nikky Bar Naklua Dancing competition far superior than anything remotely like it in Pattaya.

Four out out of the five judges counting the scorecards for the five contestants. Each judge awarded three points for his top choice, Two points for his second choice and one point for his third choice.

Looking forward to the next big Pattaya Danceathon.

We haven’t decided on a date yet. For one thing Nikky told me she has no clue on what restrictions might be imposed on Pattaya’s bars due to Covid. While considering that I’m likely to be the one to award all the prize money, I’m going to be saving my shekels for a day in the distant future.

While I was getting completely toasted on Thai whiskeys and Tequila shots last night with Sam and Gee (Sam’s the manager of Repent Bar on Soi Six, Gee recommended that the first place winner should get 20000 baht. Which is about $600.00. And although Gee was pretty wasted already and Sam was even worse off, I have to consider Gee as a woman far ahead of her time.

I mean why not? If you are going to do something. And you won’t be doing it very often, one should go all the way. And make the next competition that all of Pattaya will never forget.

So perhaps we can work out something like this. 10,000 or even 20,000 baht for the first place winner. 6000 baht for the girl finishing second place, and 2000 baht for the girl finishing third.

And now thanks to Mea, we can award cash prizes for other categories. Such as 1000 baht for the girl who puts on the most outrageous show. And 1000 baht for the girl with the most original outfit. And another 1000 baht for the girl with the prettiest legs. And so on.

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