Category Archives: Exreme Satire

On my website at alphapro.com I promised over the top satire and cutting edge photography and video. Here it is, a lot of it in video. While two of the six books I have written and published–“Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest for the Perfect Fit” and “Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City” take no prisoners. In both books nothing is sacred. Especially organized religion.

Living into your nineties, secrets you never heard about before

Eat lots of meat, drink a lot of alcohol is the key to living into your nineties. Here’s the proof you’ve been waiting for.

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Lesson One. Eat lots of Meat: Because eating bread will give you Cancer. Follow this advice and you will probably be living into your nineties.

Lesson Two: Drinking Tequila is going to bring out the power within you.

Find the tiger within yourself. This is not all about living into your nineties. But even of greater importance is overcoming your shyness, becoming the life of the party. And getting new friends.

Living into your nineties

Click here or the picture above the treasure trove of tequila drinking the the-powers-that-be don’t want you to know about.

Here you will learn from top pharmacies across the world how to release the power within, potential side effects. And how to avoid them such as drinking more tequila.

Lesson Three: The final proof that drinking leads to a longer life I learned while infiltrating the secret files in a Las Vegas Hospital.

Living into your nineties
While spending six days in a Las Vegas Hospital I was able to find the secret files that prove beyond a shadow of doubt that heavy drinkers outlive nondrinkers.

Click here to get this exclusive report gleaned from the hospital files, secret CIA files and Plug,the Canadian intelligence agency that no one’s heard about before.