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The typical beer bar is an open air affair that often fronts out to a street or sidewalk. Both the beers and the ladies are usually cheaper here than in the go go bars.

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Prudish YouTube censors gun down two Jack Corbett videos

August 14, 2013 Jack Corbett Leave a comment

Prudish YouTube censors gunned down two of my Jack Corbett Productions videos four years ago.

Prudish YouTube censors would disallow this picture because Gee and Nikky are too beautiful for YouTube

So my videos at YouTube were obviously getting too dangerous for general public consumption at nearly 1,300,000 views. According to the Mothers for A More Boring Nation prudish YouTube censors both videos committed the same heinous crime. By showing groups of slender attractive Thai women dancing and having a good time in both of these Pattaya beer bars.

This video was getting over 7000 views a day. Until the YouTube chapter of the Mothers for a more Boring nation censored it.

How Prudish YouTube censors can destroy anyone’s video audience in four days.

Now let me show you what Prudish YouTube censors can accomplish. The graph below shows my popular video’s daily views plummeting from over 6000 per day to 500 in four days and to less than 100 over the next several months.

I shot this video at the Skytop Guest House and Internet cafe five years ago. An Australian, owned the place. After Pete died, his widow, Wan, took Skytop over. And Wan turned a bar just outside Skytop into a successful beer bar. Then the greedy landlords put the whole section of buildings up for sale. Five years later the entire section is still boarded off, and unsold. Everyone had to move, including Dr. Belen who had her medical office in this complex.

Most of the women in this video will never work together again while my tailor had to move his shop. The video was generating 6000 hits a day until the Prudish YouTube censors struck.

A Mothers for a boring Nation prude must have complained to YouTube which immediately classified it as an adult movie. I have no idea of who complained or why.

Perhaps it was the underage gal in the video. Which would be Wan’s daughter who is not working in the bar or drinking. Years later Wan’s daughter earned a four year university degree. And now she’s teaching school. My Thai girlfriend is in this video and she’s not working at a bar either. One of my favorite waitresses who used to work at the Girl Beer Bar in Naklua is also in this video. This video shows a lot of friends having a great time. There’s no nudity whatsoever. I don’t know. Maybe it’s the cute girl shaking her butt to the music that caused someone to complain to YouTube. Which drove the Prudish YouTube censors to classify this video as an adult movie.

If only Hitler and his Nazi minions had YouTube censorship eighty years ago. They could have purged all voices of dissent to extinction in one month.

There would be no need for concentration camps or gas chambers, firing squads or torturing the opposition. The mechanism is simple.

Most people are unthinking, lazy automatons who believe what they hear from any seemingly well meaning organization whether it’s the Nazis, the Republicans, Facebook, You Tube or Google. Which owns You Tube. So if I am able to control Google I am able to control what the entire world sees, hears and believes by restricting my content.

The fact is that when you age restrict a YouTube video most people will not want to have to sign in with their email address to attest they are over 21. And if you don’t believe that, you had better look at that graph again.

Which now bring up how the Prudish YouTube censors destroyed my audience in the second YouTube video

Two of the girls, Pai and Tri are friends of ours. My girlfriend and I had called Pai to invite her to a party at the Pen Bar and Pai brought Tri along with her. It’s Tri and Pai who are doing the most dancing in this video. I had known both Pai and Tri for years, and my girlfriend and I were plying them with alcohol at this party. Neither was working for the Pen bar so I really don’t understand how You Tube could possibly claim this content was adult or improper.

Nevertheless the Mothers for a More Boring Nation misfits flagged the video which brought it to the attention of Prudish YouTube censors. Who decided to age restrict the video by requiring potential viewers to sign in with their email addresses that they were over 21 .

The bottom line for their doing this is that certain people were jealous of the attractive sexy Thai women dancing in the video.

Some of these might have been women. On the other hand they might be men who are upset because they will never be able to be with some of the women in the video or other women who look a lot like them due to their having a wife and kids at home or not having enough money to travel to such places as Thailand where sexy attractive women still exist.

One thing’s for sure, though, and that is there’s nothing pornographic about this video. In fact it’s about as far from deserving an R rating as a Mickey Mouse cartoon,

and if you don’t believe me, just check out this video for yourselves and make up your own mind. As for me, I’m thinking of changing this video’s meta tags over at YouTube to include such key words as adult rated, ultra sensuous, too wild for You Tube and so forth. After all, if YouTube says this video is adult and requires people to attest to their not being children by signing in with their email addresses. Then obviously this video has to be adult.

Here’s the exact email I just got from You Tube. Pay attention though to the bold test which will tell you all you need to know about You Tube’s censorship policies.

Regarding your account:Jack Corbett

The YouTube Community has flagged one or more of your videos as inappropriate. Once a video is flagged, it is reviewed by the YouTube Team against our Community Guidelines. Upon review, we have determined that the following video(s) contain content that may not be suitable for all viewers: As a result, we have age-restricted this content.

What the email says is that whatever Prudish YouTube censors don’t agree with will be age restricted.

Let me emphasize the key words here, “contain certain content that may not be suitable for all viewers.” Well here’s what I got to say about that.

Returning to my home here in Thailand yesterday afternoon from a two week trip to the U.S., I was appalled. And horrified to find that Americans had gotten to be fatter than ever.

On one flight alone, from Phoenix to Seattle there was only one woman on the plane who wasn’t fat. Most were what I’d call obese. It is a fact, and you can check this out on the internet if you don’t believe me. The average weight of Americans has risen twenty-five pounds over what Americans used to weight twenty-five years ago. And on that flight, most of the women were human sausages.

Now I think all YouTube videos depicting women and men as human sausages should be age restricted.

I would like to appoint a group of my Pattaya based friends to a YouTube panel of judges. I will empower my judges to age restrict any videos they don’t agree with. That way I can be a paragon of virtue. And to be able to accomplish what is really best for my fellow Americans. I can then get my judges flag all YouTube videos that I dislike. And have my panel of friends age restrict these videos.

So where shall we start? Well….first of all I think it is a matter of public interest that all YouTube videos that show fat people should be flagged.

We don’t need to have fat people in the movies posing as role models for young people today. After all too many of our young men are obese as it is. And we certainly don’t want to have any more fat kids who are unable to pass our military services’ physical fitness tests. Now don’t laugh. This is a matter of our nation’s national security.

These YouTube judges must certify only those videos that show physically fit, slender young men and women. And age restrict all videos that show the unfit, and overweight sad sacks that are poor examples of American might.

The reason for doing this is that we will achieve a real measuring stick for what men and women need to look like. The way they appeared for thousands of years before television, the internet, three cars in every garage and fast food transformed them into a bunch of couch potatoes who are barely able to walk across the street.

Only then can we produce the same kind of physically fit cannon fodder that the United States was able to field during World War I and II.

As it is, Americans are the laughing stock of the world. Just remember that I live in Thailand. And even though the Thais and practically everyone else in this world are getting fat, the U.S. still leads the pack.

When Thais and other Asians think of Americans they see them as grossly overweight creatures who need golf karts to get them from one end of the supermarket to the other.

As for me, it’s really starting to get embarrassing. That’s because whenever someone asks me where I come from, I keep telling him I’m from Canada. Or from somewhere else where people believe in still getting a little exercise to keep their weight down.

I really dislike Chinese. I find that most Chinese are rude, unscrupulous, arrogant pricks who are among the most uncreative people on earth. When they produce anything it’s usually of such cheap quality that it falls apart in one tenth the time that American and German products disintegrate into worthless junk. They are good at copying and selling products that other countries originated and that’s about it. They are dirty and their morals are truly in the basement. And the Chinese sell children’s toys laden with poison. Their cars, trucks and coal burning furnaces pollute the earth. And their waterways and beaches are choked with polluted garbage.

So in my videos that I allow on YouTube with no age restriction will not have any Chinese in them. Why by the time I get done you will think that Chinese food is inedible.

We won’t show any fat people either. And no fast food restaurants. And while my chosen group of Prudish YouTube censors are at it, we will purge all videos of anyone drinking beer or overeating. Meanwhile we will allow without restriction any videos that show people exercising and eating wholesome and healthy foods can accomplish.

So when me and my friends put ourselves on the You Tube Board of censors

We will be able to restrict the number of viewers that will be able to view fat people or Chinese to less than 2 percent of what they would otherwise be.

Don’t believe me? Just remember, most of you are sheep. Therefore you are hopeless non thinking automatons who are too lazy to actually think for yourselves.

In the meantime Jack Corbett Productions no longer has to put up with Prudish YouTube censors. Fortunately I did not cut any corners with my Alpha Productions web site. Which has the power to stream video the same way YouTube does. Here’s too examples the Prudish YouTube censors banned which you can now view from Alpha Productions whether you have a smart phone or computer.

And my non cruelty cockfighting video YouTube purged because of complaints from Non thinking human rights activists.

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Sexy Pattaya bar girls Video introducing Kwan for the first time

April 25, 2013 Jack Corbett Leave a comment

Choosing a Pattaya Drinking Street bar at random, we shot this Sexy Pattaya bar girls video for the first time, featuring Kwan.

Introducing Kwan. This is the first video I took of the two Sexy Pattaya bar girls, Kwan and Mam.

match.

I spotted Kwan dancing on the bar across the Pattaya Drinking Street bar complex. And out of more than twenty bars, Kwan was the most sensational woman in this entire complex. I had to meet her. So I took my companions to the bar and immediately bought Kwan a tequila.

Little did I realize back then, that Kwan and I would be having many tequilas together after that first night. Or that Kwan would move into my condo building a year later. But not in my condo. Kwan moved in with an Englishman, in an identical condo to mine four floors above me. But he was in England most of the time, so Kwan oftentimes visited me and my gf. As in nearly every day.

I’m getting ahead of my story though. And this Sexy Pattaya bar girls Video. I will have two Sexy Pattaya bar girls dance in the next video. Mam and Kwan. And this is where I start lying to all of you. Back in the United States I used to write for three adult magazines. I shot pictures of sexy American feature entertainers and strippers professionally. All over the United States. That’s when Big Daddy and I became great friends. I can go on and on about Big Daddy. You can use the Alpha Productions search engine to find get a lot of good info on him. How he managed 15 strip clubs in the U.S. when we first met. And how he hired me to shoot his new club in Missouri, Big Daddy’s Cabaret.

But I gotta get back to my point. About how I started lying about Kwan and Mam. Big Mike, the general manager at the Lumberyard strip club in Des Moines, Iowa, Big Daddy and I started SPEW. Which is an acronym for Sexy Professional Exotic Wrestling. Now Big Daddy might have been a strip club owner, but he was also an ex professional wrestler who used to appear on television. He used to be a strip club dj until his voice gave out. And let me tell you, Big Daddy loved getting behind the microphone. And still does. He’s also a terrific bullshitter. And that’s where all my lying about these two Two Sexy Pattaya bar girls starts.

This is just one of thousand of pictures I shot covering S.P.E.W. Notice how close I am to the two strippers. Paradise the girl on the right worked for Big Mike at the Lumberyard in Des Moines Iowa. The girl on the left worked at Big Daddy’s Cabaret. 420 miles separates the two clubs. We used to get five Missouri strippers travel to Iowa. And then two weeks later five Iowa strippers would travel to MIssouri to wrestle against the Missouri girls. As the official Spew photographer I used to travel in the van with Big Daddy and the girls. Big Daddy appears in a red tuxedo in the blurred background. I would blur the backgrounds deliberately to protect the identities of the customers.

We’d get two strippers wresting totally nude. While Big Daddy’s on the microphone dressed in a tuxedo announcing a “fight to the finish” between the two strippers. The two strippers are sisters. And one of the sisters starts banging the other sister’s boyfriend. And that’s when Big Daddy decides to pit the two strippers against each other to see who gets the boyfriend. But it’s all a line of total horse shit. The two strippers are friends. Hours before the grudge match we are all rehearsing this grand farce.

While the two strippers are wrestling, someone slices the forehead of one of the two wrestlers with a razor. But the audience doesn’t see this. The crowd goes wild as the blood begins to flow.

But back to Kwan and Mam. I put a couple of videos of Mam and Kwan on YouTube. In which I am billing the two Two Sexy Pattaya bar girls as sisters. Mam’s the older sister while Kwan is the younger sister. But that’s for the next video. Because this one’s all about Kwan.

They aren’t sisters. And I don’t think Mam and Kwan ever liked each other. They are the two stars of Pattaya Drinking Street. They are the two best dancers. And Drinking Street has never seen the likes since.

Coming soon. The original grudge match that started Spew. Dirty Heather against Killer Kloey. And I guarantee that YouTube will never show this video because it’s totally nude. The problem is that I could never get this video to stream on my Alpha Productions web site. Until now. In this match the blood is going to flow.

Krazy Ted. Big Daddy’s just cut Ted with a razor during the first S.P.E.W. death

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Celebrating insane Songkran the murderous Thai water festival in Pattaya

April 21, 2013 Jack Corbett Leave a comment

Insane Songkran is the infamous Thai water festival that kills. Especially in Pattaya. Which gives us 10 days of this murderous event.

The This Jack Corbett Video Channel video presents 2 ways of celebrating Songkran in Pattaya, Thailand. By two groups of expats. The first is my way. Which is complete avoidance of insane Songkran at the Centara Grand Mirage 5 star hotel. The second is Billy Bob (Billy Bob does the Walking Street go go Bar reviews with Uncle Bufford in the Looking Glass Magazine at Alpha Productions) and Big John’s tactic of “damn the torpedoes. We are going to get wasted, take off our shirts. And join in with the hundreds of thousands of halfwits who congregate here to serve their water god.

This high-quality HD video is actually two videos in one. It is of two simultaneous events occurring roughly 3 miles.

Let me explain. I took my video while wading completely around one of the swimming pools at the Centara Grande Mirage resort. This swimming pool is just one of a number of swimming pools in the Centara’s magnificent “Lost World” theme park. The pool is nearly a quarter mile in length. It meanders throughout the theme park, resembling a small river in an Amazon rain forest.

There’s nothing like it anywhere. Hotel guests do miniature float trips here while riding down the shallow man made river on plastic inner tubes. Now a quarter mile stretch just to make the circumference of the River might sound like great exercise but it isn’t. This is because there’s a man made current which propels swimmers up to a mile an hour or so downstream without his having to move a muscle. So that’s what I’m doing. I’m wading chest deep the entire circumference of “The River” shooting my video with my Panasonic LX-5 camera.

There’s two videos here. 1. insane Songkran with over 200,000 people gone berserk. And 2. The tranquility of Centara Grand Mirage’s Lazy River.

Meanwhile Big John’s got his Panasonic LX-5 over in Central Pattaya where he’s shooting his own videos with his teammate, Billy Bob. So there’s really two videos. Billy Bob and Big John are experiencing insane Songkran on Pattaya Soi 8. While I’m over at the Centara enjoying the tranquility that all those very wealthy people who I don’t normally associate with experience.

Even before you watch the You Tube video you might want to get a little History on Songkran and how it developed (I prefer the word regressed) into the insane Songkran it is today. It celebrates the Thai New Year that occurs in the first half of April. Which ends here in Pattaya on April 19th. In the past and even today, Thais will sprinkle a small amount of water or dab a little mud concoction on anyone they encounter during the holiday. The key words here are “small” and “little”. Another key word that I’ll add will be “gently”.

Today in most Thai cities the Songkran Holiday is celebrated for one or two days, and then it’s over. Sadly this is not the case with Pattaya.

A city that has a huge expat population, and has nightlife that even outstrips Bangkok, Thailand’s capital, a city of over twelve million. Compared to practically anywhere else in the world Pattaya is a city on steroids. It is a city that gives practically anyone complete license to do almost anything.

To give you just a single example of this, I have never, not once, seen a police officer stop a motorist for running a red light. Or driving against the flow of traffic. I’d say nearly half the Thais here in Pattaya drive their motorbikes through a red light whenever they want. Aand that one way lines of traffic mean nothing to them. So whenever I driving my motorbike down the street I’m always meeting other motorcyclists driving right at me. Keeping in mind this is but one example of how people do whatever they want to do with their motorbikes and cars, you can fully appreciate how dangerous it is to drive here. Especially on a motorbike.

This year during the first three days of Songkran over 180 people died on Thailand’s motorways and streets.

There would still be four days to come, and those would be the most celebrated days. During Songkran it is considered good fun to splash the driver of a motorbike full in the face and chest with an entire bucket of water.

There’s no question that Sonkran kills a lot of people. However, the Thais did not plan it this way. What happened is groups of Eurotrash started to come here in ever greater numbers. These are that special class of Europeans called the Hooligans. To be even more specific, I will call these hooligans the soccer hooligans. Most of them are British. For years these hooligans have participated in British football (soccer matches) with the express purpose not of watching. But rioting “hooligan style”. Thus causing riots and a lot of blood shed.

These people are troublemakers and they love to fight. To get a sense of how they go about their “football shenanigans”, watch a movie called “The Football Factory. “

And you will see why Spain eventually decided to clamp down on these Eurotrash once they had gone too far exporting their trouble making style to Spain.

Pattaya represents fertile pastures to such hooligans. Particularly during Songkran by offering them the opportunity to assault anyone they choose so long as they confine their assaulting with water. Keep in mind that the biggest day for Songkran in Pattaya is on April 19th. But these hooligans start their pilgrimage on April 11th when they start throwing water all over anyone near Soi 6’s, 7, and 8 on Beach and 2nd Roads. And you can fully appreciate how completely out of control this holiday has gotten.

This means that anyone driving a motorbike down these two major roads stands a good chance of getting wet. And having an accident.

Meanwhile such hooligans have their numbers swollen by many bar girls working the bars on Soi Six, Seven, and Eight, who either don’t know any better or could care less even if they did. Even responsible Thais don’t appreciate getting doused with water for nine days straight and having their roads made unsafe for such long periods of time.

When you see this video you will notice that most of the Thais gently dab a little paste on the cheeks and foreheads of those they encounter on the street. Although many Thais have adopted the Hooligan style of completely dousing anyone within range with as much water as possible most of them haven’t emulated the Hooligan style of filling their high powered squirt guns with urine and ice.

So what has happened is that the authorities have allowed the Hooligans to have a large amount of control over what goes on here. And no one’s about to try to stop them.

So now that you have a little background about how Songkran is celebrated in Pattaya today, I’ll explain how I’ve tried to avoid it.

My girlfriend and I both have one year memberships to the Centara Hotel’s Physical Fitness Center and Theme Park. It costs a great deal of money to join but for me, it’s worth it. I take advantage of the Fitness room an average of 5.5 days a week. The machines here are state of the art with some of them costing over $10,000 each. We can use the tennis courts for free at least during the say and these courts are second to none. Then there’s that magnificent theme park wtih Centara’s many swimming areas, and above all there’s that fantastic almost unbelievably surreal Amazon rain forest like river that you will be seeing a lot of in my video.

Last year I decided to try to avoid Songkran by driving my girlfriend and I to Koh Chang which is Thailand’s second largest island. We went on the 13th of April only to find out that about half of Bangkok had also decided to drive to Koh Chang the same time we did.

So what would have been at the most a five hour trip including the ferry ride to the island wound up taking us over nine hours.

The Thais were celebrating Songkan all up and down our route. So while the municipality we’re driving through is not celebrating Songkran, the next one would. And there are all these pickup trucks along the way with their beds full of 55 gallon barrels of water. And squirt gun armed riders squirting everything in sight.

The traffic got so bad that it took us two hours just to get the last seven hundred meters to the ferry. Where we eventually offloaded my Honda Civic. Then when we finally made it onto the island the sun had already set and we had to negotiate Koh Chang’s impossibly narrow mountain roads in the dark.

To make matters worse every few kilometers there’s groups of people running out into the road dousing the cars. Once we finally got to our destination on the southern tip of Koh Chang we were home free. And done with Songkran but it was a perilous journey getting there.

This time, I’d use the Centara Hotel to idle a lot of my time away for 2013’s Songkran. When I go out to dinner or breakfast I have my girlfriend prepare food for me in the condo. Or we go to a restaurant that is close-by. As in next door. And when I go to the Centara I walk. There wouldn’t be one person trying to douse me with water on the beach.

After all it’s far more fun to try to cause an accident to someone on a motorbike than to get someone wet who’s already wearing swimming trunks. It would take me less than ten minutes to walk to the hotel anyway. And if I drove a motorbike there along Soi Wongmat I’d be sure to get wet just about every time.

Meanwhile Billy Bob and Big John take their cameras into the vortex of the action. If I were still a single guy I probably would have joined them. On the 19th, that is, during that last day of complete chaos. There was probably something up to half a million people celebrating that day. And I must admit that it’s a perfect opportunity for meeting lots of women one might never encounter again. One just strips down to his swim trunks. I’d never wear anything else, but I would oftentimes take a towel along, which would immediately get soaking wet. But as the afternoon becomes evening, and the air to gets a little chilly even a wet towel provides some measure of warmth.

So here it is…..two Songkrans, with each of them experienced in completely different environments. Which one would you prefer?

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