Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City focuses on Pattaya’s infamous Soi 6 where Dick Fitswell gathers a group of disciples to spread the gospel of the perfect fit. Dick holds court at his Big Dick’s bar where the disciples compete against each other over who will become Fitswell’s Saint Peter. Who Fitswell will choose as his number one apostle to convert an entire flock of followers. Fitswell’s Holy Grail is “to always search for the perfect woman, not for brains or heart but for the perfect fit.” But you might want to read Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest of the Perfect Fit. to discover how God comes to Fitswell as a street beggar. If you are to fully understand what makes Fitswell’s message so compelling.

Some of Dick Fitswell’s disciples prefer lady boys to Pattaya’s bar girls who are oftentimes called Thailand’s third sex.

So Dick Fitswell must now decide, does having sex with a lady boy qualify for the perfect fit? While one of Fitswell’s wanna be disciples falls in love with the enigmatic Kit. While Fitswell has nothing against homosexuality, he cannot condone it as a perfect fit. The question is a lady boy a man or a woman? And how should Fitswell categorize a man who prefers lady boys to “real women”. The truth comes out at the end of Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City.

But Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City is more than a collection of “depraved stories” told by men most people would consider sexual predators.

There is the mysterious death of Tatyana, the Russian beauty who becomes the new chairman of the Fun House.

Meanwhile the woman handling the condo’s money has embezzled 1 million of the co-owners money. And Frank vows to get the money back. The condo office is paying a lot of bribes to the Pattaya Land Office for illegal sales transactions. Did Tatyana know too much? Or did the Russian Mafia kill her?

I borrowed the book’s title Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya: Confessions of Sin Cit from the song Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya.

Which is played in nearly all of Pattaya’s 3000 plus bars and night clubs where all the girls are on sale, for a night, a month or a lifetime. Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya: Confessions of Sin City hopes to capture the roller coaster ride that is at the heart of Pattaya’s off the rails night life.

Those in the know call LOS, Land of Smiles Amazing Thailand for good reason. There are over 4 million expats here out of a population of 70 million. Thailand has the world’s most lethal roads in the world bar none. Thanks to the horrendous driving habits of far too many Thais and the lack of police enforcement. But Thailand’s hospitals rank among the world’s best. Throughout the book Fast Eddy and his friends cavort from bar to bar searching for excitement.

But for Fast Eddy even more excitement comes unexpectedly in the form of the beautiful child like Kit who winds up driving motorcycles with him from hospital to hospital in search of a cure for a mysterious disabling disease Kit’s suffering from.

But things are not what they are expected to be between Thailand’s expats and their Thai girlfriends. There’s a huge cultural clash and almost impossible difference in values that are nearly impossible to bridge. Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya: Confessions of Sin City provides a sharp focus on these cultural differences and why they are nearly impossible to surmount.

Then the Covid 19 virus reduces Pattaya to a virtual ghost town. In short order tourism shrinks to close to zero. It is going to take years, and perhaps forever for Pattaya to become what it once was. For two months all the bars and restaurants have been shut down. While Fast Eddy, now in his sixties, winds up sharing his condo with a 23 year old Thai beauty. He has nothing in common with the girl. Other than her enormous thirst for Leo beer and Thai whiskey.

I will make no apologies for the foul language the book’s characters use. Or the many lurid sex scenes many readers might find despicable.

What you are getting in Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya: Confessions of Sin City is the unvarnished truth. Of the nether nether land of this city’s intrigue and impossible dreams.

But the virus is likely to extinguish Pattaya for years to come. As Thomas Friedman of the New York Times wrote, the magnitude worldwide of this virus is equivalent to the difference of AD and BC. Which amounts to the world as we knew before the virus and the world we will experience after. Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya: Confessions of Sin City presents a legacy of the way things once were in this wild crazy place which has been my home for the past 15 years.