So far my new book Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City was only in my head. As The Chairman, The Return of Dick Fitswell, Death of Tatyana, Fun House 2? In the end I chose Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya: Confessions of Sin City, and now it’s for sale at Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle.

(Update: Now you can buy Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City in two sensational hardback editions from lulu.com and amazon. A full color paperback from both lulu and amazon and two black and white paperback editions from both. )

I wanted to write about the beautiful Russian women who died in our condo swimming pool. Whose death is still a mystery even today.

But life moves on. Here I was chairman of the real Fun House where I had to oversee our Thai management team and develop our accounting system. Then I had to pursue the embezzler who was illegally borrowing up to 1 million baht from my fellow condo co-owners. I have seen three managers quit without notice as chairman of our condo committee. And now that we are with our fourth manager, I will put rank our condo up at the very top. Thanks to an excellent Thai staff, hard work and a lot of good luck. So if the book is only about how to successfully run a condo, then yes. The Chairman would be a good title.

Which brings up the main focus of This New book Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya: Confessions of Sin City. focuses on men who come to Pattaya where they can pursue sex with reckless abandon. While Pattaya is perhaps the greatest mecca of all where men can actually act out their most outrageous sexual fantasies. But to deny the importance of sex and how hugely important it is for most people is like the ostrich putting its head in the sand. Many potential readers won’t like my using so many four letter words or some of the outrageous sexual situations I portray. But this is the unvarnished truth about the real Pattaya and the hedonistic behavior of so many men I know.

Before writing “Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya: Confessions of Sin City I have thought “Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest for the Perfect Fit” was my best literary creation.

To the simple minded Dick Fitswell is absolutely disgusting. The guy’s got an 18 inch penis, and he glorifies it along with his conquests. Fitswell glorifies sexual depredation. So he opens his own bar in Pattaya’s Soi 6 red light district which he calls Big Dick’s. His mamasan’s Angry Pussy. Behind the bar where the bottles of liquor are normally kept he keeps a collection of plaster casts of the biggest dicks who frequent his bar while he starts to assemble a group of disciples to spread the gospel of the perfect fit.

I know what you are all saying. “All of this is pretty sick stuff.” It isn’t when you think of it as satire. Face it, most men constantly brag about who is the biggest swinging dick. If it’s about who has the most money, who has the most power, or who gets the sexiest women. It is men, who start most of the wars. While most women want to preserve the home and to keep the family safe.

There’s a lot in my new book Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City about Lady Boys and why so many men prefer them to “women”. Or why lady boys are oftentimes called Thailand’s third sex.

Then there’s Kit, the enigmatic heroine or villain of Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya: Confessions of Sin City“. I have shot pictures of hundreds of American bar girls and leading feature entertainers. But I took the best pictures of Kit, who has the face of an angel and an attitude that’s impossible to fathom. Even today I really don’t know who she really is. I don’t even think she does.

And at last, there’s the title of this new book Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City. Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya is a song that is played in nearly every bar here. It’s about a special place. Called a Disneyland for Adults where nothing is real. The new book Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya takes on myth like proportions in a land of make believe where hearts are constantly being broken while far too many men wind up losing everything to predatory bar girls and their heartless families. But there’s no place like it on earth.