Category Archives: Exreme Satire

On my website at alphapro.com I promised over the top satire and cutting edge photography and video. Here it is, a lot of it in video. While two of the six books I have written and published–“Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest for the Perfect Fit” and “Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City” take no prisoners. In both books nothing is sacred. Especially organized religion.

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Dollies Trendy Toilet Sex kicks off thanks to two Catholic nuns

April 25, 2022 Jack Corbett Leave a comment

What is the world coming to when those Dollies Playhouse crazy nuns mock religion by introducing Dollies Trendy Toilet Sex?

Sister Margarita introduces Dollies Trendy Toilet sex by sitting naked on a toilet — I was I were in Alabama one of the Lost Angels chat members posted after Alabama sat naked on the strip club’s toilet. I think
that’s when Crazy Czech came up with the idea for Dollies Trendy Toilet Sex. And proposed it to Hawk, the Dollies Playhouse
general manager.

The legend of Dollies Trendy Toilet starts off with Sister Margarita bored and lonely at the convent.

She steals a bottle of whisky from Mother Superior and borrows the convent’s car. For awhile things are good for Sister Margarita as she gets totally drunk. While enjoying the sights of crime ridden East Saint Louis.

Just six miles away is the Saint Louis Arch on the Missouri side of the Mississippi River. Illuminating the Saint Louis skyline in majestic splendor.

Unfortunately Sister Margarita has to take a dump (shit).

Driving aimlessly around. Having no clue where she is or where she is going, Sister Margarita finds the Dollies Playhouse strip club. But Sister Margarita is totally clueless what Dollies is all about.

“There’s gotta be a toilet in this place,” Sister Margarita mumbles to herself. And sure enough, she finds the bathroom.

But the strip club’s top manager, Hawk, has to take a piss. He doesn’t notice the nun watching him as he hovers over the urinal.

Drinking her whiskey from the bottle, Sister Margarita watches Hawk relieving himself in the urinal. And then, Hawk looks around.

Finally spotting the errant nun drinking from the bottle, he tells himself. “That poor nun looks lonely. She needs help and I am just the man to do it.

“I like the guy,” Sister Margarita says to herself. “Seems to have that derelict look I like.”

Suddenly Hawk looks up and sees the nun in the bathroom with him. At first surprised to see a lady of the cloth in a men’s room at a strip club, he calms down quickly. After all, the nun is long legged and pretty. Besides, she has a bottle and he wants a little of that.

The two have a great time frolicking in the men’s room when suddenly, another man appears.

Not knowing what to think about Hawk and the nun the newcomer starts to shave himself hoping to make a favorable impression on his favorite dancer. The nun proves to be irresistible.

She’s not had this much fun in years, and the strip club customer succumbs to her charms. And then the others come in, one after another. Men and women hearing the commotion in the bathroom and not wanting to be left out, they join in the festivities.

Somehow Sister Margarita makes it back to the convent. And she vows to return and the sooner the better.

Introducing Sister Cuervo, Dollies Trendy Toilet Sex Act II

Unfortunately for everyone concerned Jack Corbett contracts a mysterious illness and dies at the Dollies Playhouse Strip Club.

Hawk and Renee are very upset so they call the convent after hearing about a mysterious nun who can heal the sick and make the dead rise again.

This nun has a serious drinking problem but who doesn’t? Her name is Sister Cuervo.

She finds Jack’s body at his favorite place, the bar, with a macho mug gripped tightly in his now rigor mortified fingers. And she gets to work.

Unfortunately for some, he rises from the dead.

“What a handsome devil,” says Sister Cuervo as she kisses him on the lips.

Elated that he can be with dancers again Jack asks Sister Cuervo to give him a special “awakening party” in the Dollies women’s bathroom.   And the fun Dollies Trendy Toilet sex act 2 begins

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Jack Corbett lap dancing King thanks to Delirious Delilah

April 24, 2022 Jack Corbett Leave a comment

Ha ha ha, We did it just for fun, Renee and me, and then Renee made me Jack Corbett lap dancing King at Stimmelators 555

Jack Corbett lap dancing King thanks to Renee — Renee later to become Delirious Delilah will later be the back cover girl for Jack Corbett’s latest book Life of an Exotic Entertainment Photographer

Renee and I nearly got kicked out of Stimmelators for this. Even though I was spending the weekend with Sam Stimmel the club owner and my good friend.

Renee and I while she was working at Stimmelators. Renee only worked as a dancer for a year or two before settling down with Lee to live in small town America.

So what does this video of Jack lap dancing Renee have to do with Renee making Jack Corbett lap dancing king?

And why is Renee’s picture so dim on the back cover of Life of an Exotic Entertainment Photographer? Or why is Skie backing a mirror on the books front cover?

When you look at Skie’s picture facing the mirror you see two different views of her. Skie is two people with two separate lives in the picture. There’s the beautiful stripper. But beneath the face her customers see in their fantasies is the real Skie.

I’ve taken many pictures of Renee that are equal to the best I’ve ever taken. But after a lot of deliberation I’ve left her back cover picture almost unviewable. To present the enigmatic Renee as the unknowable beautiful showgirl.

As far as I’m concerned, Renee was the queen of them all, and I knew hundreds of feature entertainers and strippers all over the United States. While embodying the finest qualities any woman could have.

Thanks to Renee I became Jack Corbett lap dancing king of Stimmelators. I had brought Angel my best friend to Stimmelators. Which amounted to a 420 mile drive from where Angel and I were living in the Saint Louis Metro East.

By this time Renee had become Delirious Delilah after I had her running a news group I had created on my web site. I took this picture up in MIchigan while visiting Renee and Lee.

While Renee had driven down 72 miles from Michigan with her husband to meet Angel and me at Stimmelators. Angel was an alcoholic in those days and had gone without alcohol for 3 weeks when we met up with Renee.

So here’s Renee, Angel and I sitting at a table at the Stimmelators Strip club, and there’s a lot of Stimmelators dancers coming up to us.

Most of them extremely happy to see Renee who had quit stripping and was now living a normal life with her husband and four children.

And that’s when Renee tried to make me the Jack Corbett lap dancing King of Stimmelators. By trying to sell lap dances to the Stimmelators dancers. Who would have the privilege of having me squirm all over their laps for twenty bucks.

Meanwhile Renee’s husband had run off somewhere in the bar to drink beer with his beer drinking friends. Which was just like Lee. And one of the things I really liked about him.

An ex stripper friend of Renee’s had just bought a desktop computer and asked Renee to repair it for her. But when Renee and I drove to her girlfriend’s apartment, the girlfriend never showed up and had locked us out of her apartment, which did not stop Renee.

Renee repairing her friend’s computer. Renee and I were not happy with her friends unreliability. And believe me, we got our revenge.

Lee knew that Renee and I had this incredible bond. Due to our nearly identical anything goes sense of humor. I’d come up with a totally insane idea and Renee would just roll with it and take it one step further. And vice versa.

And here was poor Angel sitting next to Renee and me looking glum and very jealous. We were drinking a lot with the other Stimmelators dancers drinking with us. While poor Angel had to just sit there drinking coca colas.

After our night out at Stimmelators slowly faded away. And after my pal Tornado had driven down from South Bend, Indiana to join us. I took Angel to Renee and Lees home in Michigan. With Tornado joining us. Where we all stayed all night with Renee and Lee. That was in Buchanon, Michigan where Renee had settled down to live a normal life as a wife and mother in small town Americana.

I certainly could not be playing the role of Jack Corbett lap lancing King in small town Americana. But we certainly could take over one bar. And we did.

While sitting on the beach with Volkmar only 200 yards from my Pattaya condo, I’m thinking of all those old friends from the strip clubs in the U.S. Who are no longer with us. And not just Angel, but big Howard manager at Dollies Playhouse, Selenda from Visions, Doctor Doom who would later help Sam Stimmel manage Stimmelators and now less than a year ago, Sam Stimmel.

This is one of the finest videos I’ve ever done. I’m sitting in the present, 8000 miles away from my last home in the U.S. on the beach just 200 yards from my condo here in Naklua, Thailand with Volmar, one of my best friends.

Volkmar’s German. And one the best educated and smartest men I know. He served on the committee with me running our condo community.

In the video we are having dinner together the Surf and Turf Restaurant watching the sun go down. The restaurant is playing music. While I’m thinking far in the past of those years long gone by.

When I partied long and hard with the finest group of women I ever knew. All of them American strippers or ex strippers like Renee.

When you watch this video the waves of the Gulf of Thailand are slowly ebbing back and forth. But it’s not video. While a couple of men are slowly walking on the beach in front of us. But that’s not video either. It’s a series of pictures I’ve taken with my Nikon DSLR.

And as I’m drinking and talking with Volkmar, I’m thinking about Renee and Angel and all those good times I will never forget. And how Angel is no longer with us. Dead at the age of 36 from a lung disease she was born with.

I’m incredibly sad. But so glad to be with Volkmar here on the beach. While I’m thinking of how Angel, Tornado, Lee, and Renee , Renee’s sister and I all took over that small town Michigan bar.

We take over the bar while the girls take over the toilet. We call it Michigan Trendy Toilet Sex after Dollies Trendy Toilet Sex we all used to do at the Dollies Playhouse over near East Saint Louis.

Nikky bar girls outrageous behavior gets her $200.00 in tips.

April 23, 2022 Jack Corbett Leave a comment

This Nikky bar girls outrageous behavior came down to Mea showing off her ass in the Naklua Dancing Queen competition.

Mea third from the left. Notice that Nikky and I had each contestant wear a number so the judges could easily identity their favorite girls. Where are you Gee?

Mea showing off her buttocks to the crowd. And the crowd roared in appreciation.

A lot of onlookers said Mea was wearing a g-string. And she probably was. But if I showed her show on YouTube untold numbers of YouTube viewers would complain. And I don’t blame them. Because it sure looks like Mea was showcasing her naked buttocks.

But what matters is, the other Nikky Bar girls and the bar’s customers cheered the Nikky Bar girls outrageous behavior. While bar girl after bar girl and a half dozen customers gave Mea $200.00 in tips. I couldn’t believe it. Although I knew many U.S. strippers were capable of creating this level of satire, I didn’t expect it from any of the Pattaya bar girls I knew.

Make no mistake this Nikky bar girls outrageous behavior brought the whole house down.

The crowd roared in approval. But I must confess, initially I was totally pissed off at Mea. And only because I could never show this Nikky bar girls outrageous behavior on YouTube.

But when you really think about it. Had we had the audience vote for a winner, Mea would have won the Naklua Dancing Queen competition hands down. Mea would have pocketed 4000 baht as the winner and 5000 baht in tips for a cool $275.00.

I have to commend all seven contestants for putting on some great shows. But I must give a special thankyou to the Three Soi Six girls for coming. And giving the audience their best shot. And it was after all Mew a Soi Six girl from Lust bar who wound up winning first place. But had I been one of the judges it would have been a tough call to choose who deserved first place out of the three Soi Six contestants.

Thankfully we had five judges to pick the winner. Which I think made this Nikky Bar Naklua Dancing competition far superior than anything remotely like it in Pattaya.

Four out out of the five judges counting the scorecards for the five contestants. Each judge awarded three points for his top choice, Two points for his second choice and one point for his third choice.

Looking forward to the next big Pattaya Danceathon.

We haven’t decided on a date yet. For one thing Nikky told me she has no clue on what restrictions might be imposed on Pattaya’s bars due to Covid. While considering that I’m likely to be the one to award all the prize money, I’m going to be saving my shekels for a day in the distant future.

While I was getting completely toasted on Thai whiskeys and Tequila shots last night with Sam and Gee (Sam’s the manager of Repent Bar on Soi Six, Gee recommended that the first place winner should get 20000 baht. Which is about $600.00. And although Gee was pretty wasted already and Sam was even worse off, I have to consider Gee as a woman far ahead of her time.

I mean why not? If you are going to do something. And you won’t be doing it very often, one should go all the way. And make the next competition that all of Pattaya will never forget.

So perhaps we can work out something like this. 10,000 or even 20,000 baht for the first place winner. 6000 baht for the girl finishing second place, and 2000 baht for the girl finishing third.

And now thanks to Mea, we can award cash prizes for other categories. Such as 1000 baht for the girl who puts on the most outrageous show. And 1000 baht for the girl with the most original outfit. And another 1000 baht for the girl with the prettiest legs. And so on.

Dance off between the final three contestants (due to the judges calling it a three way tie between Mew, Apple, and Gee

I hand out the prize money to the top three winners

Nudes-a-Poppin awards given by the judges

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