Category Archives: Exreme Satire

On my website at alphapro.com I promised over the top satire and cutting edge photography and video. Here it is, a lot of it in video. While two of the six books I have written and published–“Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest for the Perfect Fit” and “Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City” take no prisoners. In both books nothing is sacred. Especially organized religion.

Thai ladies despising Trump give him the Dexter treatment

Well maybe not all Thai ladies despising Trump, but Mali certainly does as you watch her throwing his body parts into the garbage

Thai ladies despising Trump include Mali who wants to dexterize him as shown here
This picture shows Dexter at work at his table killing one of his many victims as seen in the Netflix video series, Dexter.

Two of the Thai girls in the second video only want to have fun. But Thai ladies despising Trump the most include Mali.

For those of you who have never watched Dexter on Netflix. Dexter is a serial killer who’s addicted to shedding blood. But that’s a very good thing. Because Dexter lives by his father’s code that sets forth two principles, 1. Never get caught and 2. Only kill those who deserve to be killed. And as for the horror of his dismembering his victims. If there’s no body, in most cases murder cannot be proven. Which makes sense when you consider that he’s minimizing his chances of getting caught.

So, what does Dexter have to do with Thai ladies despising Trump? Trump is a traitor to the United States. He denied the 2020 election’s results. Thus, smearing the whole U.S. electoral process, which although not perfect, has stood the test of time for the past 250 years. He wishes to destroy the U.S. Constitution. And ne instigated Civil War by urging his cult of followers to march on the U.S. Capital. I can go on and on, but there’s not enough pages to list and chronical his crimes.

In England they used to draw and quarter traitors. Which amounted to the traitor being hung until he lost consciousness, and then having his intestines pulled out. Then the traitor’s limbs would be tied to four horses which would be driven in opposite directions until the traitor was dismembered. Trump deserves to be drawn and quartered. For he is after all our American Hitler.

The problem with this is he would become a martyr to his flock of sheep. Which in a sense he has already become. Due to two attempted assassinations on his life.

Dexterizing Trump would seem to be the antidote. But this is not the answer either.

Because the Dexter as portrayed on Netflix is nothing more than a fairy tale. But the idea makes a lot of sense. Because Trump like Dexter’s many victims are untouchable due to all sorts of loopholes in our legal system. And all the things that often go wrong due to the mistakes police often make while apprehending criminals. We have seen this with Trump due to the corruption of our Supreme Court. Which if it has not already guaranteed him prosecution for his many crimes, soon will if he becomes president again.

Nevertheless, applying Dexter’s methods to Trump would make a lot of sense. He is a danger to his country. Who if he were elected again would destroy our democracy. While making the lives of millions a lot worse. So, if a real Dexter existed. Who could secretly put Trump into a plastic enclosure. Cut him into little pieces, throw them into garbage bags, then throw the entire lot into the ocean, the world would be a lot better place.

But in the real world this would never happen. While it is something I could never advocate. So, the best that I can do is to describe Trump in the excremental terms he deserves. While having Mali show him off as so much poo poo and human garbage.

I created this cartoon in 2012. And brother, I was so right.

To get acts 1 and 2 click here2 of this series of four Soi Chaiyapoon videos

Click here to get acts 3 and 4 of this series of four Soi Chaiyapoon Videos

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