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On my website at alphapro.com I promised over the top satire and cutting edge photography and video. Here it is, a lot of it in video. While two of the six books I have written and published–“Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest for the Perfect Fit” and “Pattaya Pattaya Pattaya Confessions of Sin City” take no prisoners. In both books nothing is sacred. Especially organized religion.

Ha ha ha, We did it just for fun, Renee and me, and then Renee made me Jack Corbett lap dancing King at Stimmelators 555

Jack Corbett lap dancing King thanks to Renee — Renee later to become Delirious Delilah will later be the back cover girl for Jack Corbett’s latest book Life of an Exotic Entertainment Photographer

Renee and I nearly got kicked out of Stimmelators for this. Even though I was spending the weekend with Sam Stimmel the club owner and my good friend.

Renee and I while she was working at Stimmelators. Renee only worked as a dancer for a year or two before settling down with Lee to live in small town America.

So what does this video of Jack lap dancing Renee have to do with Renee making Jack Corbett lap dancing king?

And why is Renee’s picture so dim on the back cover of Life of an Exotic Entertainment Photographer? Or why is Skie backing a mirror on the books front cover?

When you look at Skie’s picture facing the mirror you see two different views of her. Skie is two people with two separate lives in the picture. There’s the beautiful stripper. But beneath the face her customers see in their fantasies is the real Skie.

I’ve taken many pictures of Renee that are equal to the best I’ve ever taken. But after a lot of deliberation I’ve left her back cover picture almost unviewable. To present the enigmatic Renee as the unknowable beautiful showgirl.

As far as I’m concerned, Renee was the queen of them all, and I knew hundreds of feature entertainers and strippers all over the United States. While embodying the finest qualities any woman could have.

Thanks to Renee I became Jack Corbett lap dancing king of Stimmelators. I had brought Angel my best friend to Stimmelators. Which amounted to a 420 mile drive from where Angel and I were living in the Saint Louis Metro East.

By this time Renee had become Delirious Delilah after I had her running a news group I had created on my web site. I took this picture up in MIchigan while visiting Renee and Lee.

While Renee had driven down 72 miles from Michigan with her husband to meet Angel and me at Stimmelators. Angel was an alcoholic in those days and had gone without alcohol for 3 weeks when we met up with Renee.

So here’s Renee, Angel and I sitting at a table at the Stimmelators Strip club, and there’s a lot of Stimmelators dancers coming up to us.

Most of them extremely happy to see Renee who had quit stripping and was now living a normal life with her husband and four children.

And that’s when Renee tried to make me the Jack Corbett lap dancing King of Stimmelators. By trying to sell lap dances to the Stimmelators dancers. Who would have the privilege of having me squirm all over their laps for twenty bucks.

Meanwhile Renee’s husband had run off somewhere in the bar to drink beer with his beer drinking friends. Which was just like Lee. And one of the things I really liked about him.

An ex stripper friend of Renee’s had just bought a desktop computer and asked Renee to repair it for her. But when Renee and I drove to her girlfriend’s apartment, the girlfriend never showed up and had locked us out of her apartment, which did not stop Renee.

Renee repairing her friend’s computer. Renee and I were not happy with her friends unreliability. And believe me, we got our revenge.

Lee knew that Renee and I had this incredible bond. Due to our nearly identical anything goes sense of humor. I’d come up with a totally insane idea and Renee would just roll with it and take it one step further. And vice versa.

And here was poor Angel sitting next to Renee and me looking glum and very jealous. We were drinking a lot with the other Stimmelators dancers drinking with us. While poor Angel had to just sit there drinking coca colas.

After our night out at Stimmelators slowly faded away. And after my pal Tornado had driven down from South Bend, Indiana to join us. I took Angel to Renee and Lees home in Michigan. With Tornado joining us. Where we all stayed all night with Renee and Lee. That was in Buchanon, Michigan where Renee had settled down to live a normal life as a wife and mother in small town Americana.

I certainly could not be playing the role of Jack Corbett lap lancing King in small town Americana. But we certainly could take over one bar. And we did.

While sitting on the beach with Volkmar only 200 yards from my Pattaya condo, I’m thinking of all those old friends from the strip clubs in the U.S. Who are no longer with us. And not just Angel, but big Howard manager at Dollies Playhouse, Selenda from Visions, Doctor Doom who would later help Sam Stimmel manage Stimmelators and now less than a year ago, Sam Stimmel.

This is one of the finest videos I’ve ever done. I’m sitting in the present, 8000 miles away from my last home in the U.S. on the beach just 200 yards from my condo here in Naklua, Thailand with Volmar, one of my best friends.

Volkmar’s German. And one the best educated and smartest men I know. He served on the committee with me running our condo community.

In the video we are having dinner together the Surf and Turf Restaurant watching the sun go down. The restaurant is playing music. While I’m thinking far in the past of those years long gone by.

When I partied long and hard with the finest group of women I ever knew. All of them American strippers or ex strippers like Renee.

When you watch this video the waves of the Gulf of Thailand are slowly ebbing back and forth. But it’s not video. While a couple of men are slowly walking on the beach in front of us. But that’s not video either. It’s a series of pictures I’ve taken with my Nikon DSLR.

And as I’m drinking and talking with Volkmar, I’m thinking about Renee and Angel and all those good times I will never forget. And how Angel is no longer with us. Dead at the age of 36 from a lung disease she was born with.

I’m incredibly sad. But so glad to be with Volkmar here on the beach. While I’m thinking of how Angel, Tornado, Lee, and Renee , Renee’s sister and I all took over that small town Michigan bar.

We take over the bar while the girls take over the toilet. We call it Michigan Trendy Toilet Sex after Dollies Trendy Toilet Sex we all used to do at the Dollies Playhouse over near East Saint Louis.

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