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When Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls

It was a night to remember when Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls.

Soi Cowboy girls at the Girl Beer Bar in Pattaya
Most of the dancers in this picture came from a Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go bar. The German owners of the Girl Beer Bar sent them back to Bangkok the same night

It happened several years ago at the Naklua Girl Beer Bar.  Several Germans owned the Naklua Beer Bar in those days, and as you’d expect from Germany, they did just about everything right. But this was a very special night.  One of the German owners would be celebrating his 80th birthday.  So the owners pulled out all the stops.  On that night the Girl Beer Bar’s customers could only get in by special written invitation.   And after that everything was free.  There was nothing cheap about the food buffet.  And the invited guests could drink all the beer they wanted.  Or all the Tequila, whiskey, vodka, or mixed drinks they could handle.  Now that was a very special night, but it cost the German bar owners thousands of American dollars to put the extravagant birthday party on.

In those days the Pattaya Girl Bar Bar  had the best beer bar girls.  The bar’s charismatic mamasan had made it her business to recruit them.  The German bar owners also had a special German friend who put himself in charge of the beer bar’s music for free.  He put it all on a computer and he made sure that the Girl Beer Bar didn’t play any Thai music.  There wasn’t any da da music either.  That’s the kind of noise passing itself off as music that comprises just two beats:  “Da Da, Da, Da, that is usually played in rapid succession that is differentiated only by tone.  Now, this kind of noise might be favored by certain English hooligan types who have arrived here in Pattaya in too great a number. Unfortunately  too many stupid Pattaya bar owners cater to them.

But these were Germans putting this whole show on, and one thing a lot of people don’t know is that many Germans love the old American and English songs a lot more than their American and English counterparts do.  So this particular group of German bar owners got their music just right, and they let their Thai mamasan make sure that their bar got a truly exceptional group of Pattaya bar girls together.  And then they added the final touch to their fellow bar owner’s 80th birthday.

The German bar owners brought in a special troupe of Soi Cowboy go go dancers from Bangkok.  Now I must admit to being not altogether certain of my facts, but I believe that at least one of the German bar owners owned a Soi Cowboy go go bar in Bangkok.  Whether this is true or not, I do know that the bar owners brought in a handful of very hot Bangkok go go dancers into Pattaya just for this one special night to entertain the customers they had invited for their fellow bar owner’s birthday party.

The Naklua Girl Beer Bar already had perhaps the best group of bar girls in Pattaya so when you add to the mix an exception group of Soi Cowboy go go dancers what you get is quite possibly the very finest group of Pattaya bar girls that has ever been assembled before in a Pattaya beer bar. This video is its result.



Pattaya bar owner shot to death

Looking Glass Magazine August 2006 Pattaya Bar owner of the month shot to death

I just heard about it last night. But when this appears in Google the story will read Pattaya Bar owner shot to death. But this wasn’t just any bar owner. The woman who was killed was ED, former owner of the Malai Bar in Naklua which I had awarded the Looking Glass Magazine Bar of the month in August 2006. My girlfriend at that time was Ed’s niece and Ed’s niece lived with me for a year and seven months. So it should have been no surprise that we went to the Malai Bar quite often back then. In those days in my opinion, the Malai Bar was the best managed bar in the area. It had the best music. It had a good crowd. And very seldom was it boring.

I remember the first time I came into the Malai Bar. I had been drinking with a Scot at T.J. Bar across the parking lot from the Malai Bar, and I noticed that this bar I had never set foot in before had a big crowd, so I said to the Scot, “Let’s check that place out.” As soon as we came into the bar, Ed came up to me and said, “Thank you so much for coming into my bar. Can I buy you a drink?”

The second thing that happened to me was a pretty Thai lady came up to me, took me by my hand and escorted me to a bar stool. Then she sat next to me. The shapely Thai woman would become my girlfriend.

Ed was never boring. Sometimes she’d buy me a drink. Other times she’d ask for one. She’d get up and dance on the bar. Oftentimes she appeared to be drunk and totally out of control. I think she usually pretended to be drunk. Outstanding showmanship on many levels earmarked her bar as something very special in those days and I think a “drunken ED” was part of her master plan.

I used to shoot a lot of pictures and video at the Malai Bar. But the best night of them all was when Ed put on her birthday party. She already had a good looking group of girls working for her. But that was not good enough for ED. One just had to know ED to really appreciate how outstanding she was at running a bar. For her birthday she brought in a group of girls from Sattahip and had them dancing with her bar girls. That night ED had an exceptional group of very attractive Thai bar girls performing for her, and at the end ED got up on the pole herself.

After a year and seven months my girlfriend and I split up and I stopped going to the Malai Bar. Something like a year and a half later I met my present girlfriend and I took her to a heavily advertised Pattaya Bar that had been touting itself as the number one nightclub for music.

The drinks were expensive there and the band sucked rotten eggs. The distaste in my mouth was so bad that I decided I had to take my girlfriend to a place where I knew the music would be good. And the bar I had in mind was Ed’s place. So I took my girlfriend into the Malai Bar and we kept going there for many months. The band was still as good as always and Ed had not lost her considerable charm.

And then the bar was sold to someone else. One man in the band quit and not long after that the drummer quit as well. The rumor was that Ed lost the bar because she had a gambling problem. We stopped going there.

I learned just last night that ED was shot to death somewhere near Nong Nooch Botanical Garden. The other bar owner told me that ED owed too many people too much money, could not repay her debts and that was that.

ED might have not been able to manage her money but she sure was one helluva bar owner. She had three men playing at the Malai Bar and from what Ed’s niece told me she paid each man a lot of money. Perhaps far too much money and more than nearly any other bar owner would have been willing to part with. Her bar centered around music and it brought in a lively crowd. Those were the days.

There’s several videos I did at the Malai Bar that you can get to through my links above. And no, they are not on my you tube channel. For one thing the little Canon I used in those days to shoot video was nowhere close to what my Panasonic LX 7 can do. You will notice that there is an extreme qualitative difference between my earlier You Tube videos and those I have done recently. Part of the reason is that in recent years we have been experiencing much faster internet speeds here in Pattaya than previously. So I’ve been able to shoot and upload huge video files and put those on the You tube server which can handle such large video files far better than anything I’ve worked with before. And of course, that new camera is simply outstanding.

I finally met Dick Fitswell on Soi Six in Pattaya

Big Dick's Soi Six Bar
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Fitwell’s latest adventures at Big Dicks on Pattaya Soi Six

I finally met Dick Fitswell on Soi Six. In Pattaya. Not the real Dick Fitswell, the man in the book with the 18 inch dick but someone just like him, except in the end he came up a bit short, but if you’ve ever followed the Dick Fitswell, the man in quest for the Perfect Fit saga you will have learned that this is what usually happens to all the Dick Fitswell wanna bees of the world.

I’d already had my first woman of the night and planned on getting me another, but wanting to take an intermission from my nocturnal activities I went into the Perry Bar to have a couple beers.  So I sat alone at the bar where I got my first bottle in record time.  I didn’t know it right off, but my bartender was Perry the owner.  For years the bar was the Bull Ring.  Nothing’s really changed here except for the sign.  In fact, the place still has the same ole mamasan as before.

Did I say old mamasan?  Well I tell you she was looking delectable tonight.  This mamasan’s in her prime but tonight she was really wired on all the drinks she had been having.  A slender fireball of energy wearing a baseball cap backwards she was really full of herself.  There was a man with her and a couple of bar girls had joined them as they all danced together in the center of the room.  There was a second man in the place, lying on his side on one of the couches, comatose and completely oblivious to everything around him.

A third man came into the bar ringing the bell as he came in without a moment’s hesitation.  This meant a second bottle of beer for me.  I thought he was German and almost said to the man, “Danke Schoen”, but thanked him in English instead.  But before I wound up trying to offer him a beer, the first man came up to me and introduced himself.

“Hi.  I’m Dick (pretending that I’m Fitswell),” he said to me.

“And I”m Billy Bob,” I replied.  “I’am American. Where do you come from?”

“I am from Sweden.”

“Well that’s good.  At least you are not English.  I thought you were.”

“Oh no.  I come from Sweden.  Here on holiday.”

The Swede walked over to the mamasan for a moment and said to her, “I fuck you already.  I want to fuck you a second time.”

Mamasan smirked at him and said, “Oh you think you can really?”

The Swede came back to me and said, “I have already fucked her upstairs.  They have a mirror up there above the bed and I could watch myself fucking her.  It was very good.   She have very good pussy.  I love her pussy.”

Mamasan overheard what the Swede was telling me.  Everyone did except the comatose man still lying on the couch.

“Oh, I didn’t know she is the mamasan,” I replied.  She sure is good looking though.”

“Fuck you Billy Bob,” the mamasan said to me.  But she said it softly in good humor because we both knew the truth.  I had banged her four times before.  But that would be our little secret we’d keep from the Swede.

“You know what I did yesterday,” the Swede continued.  “I fucked nine ladies next door in the same afternoon.”  The bar girls there couldn’t believe it, but they kept score for me.”

“Man.  I didn’t know that was possible,” I told him.  “You ought to be in porn movies.”

“I did, and right now I’m going to eat mamasan’s pussy.  Then he looked over at mamasan who was standing only a few feet away and called out to her.  “Let’s get on the floor together, right now.  I want to eat your pussy right here.”

Well, mamasan wasn’t buying it.  All the time she had been darting back and forth in the bar and going outside to check on the girls calling out to possible customers.  She was wearing very little for her bottom, perhaps just a g string, but much of the time it was drawn up so that her ass and privates were partly exposed.  But I knew her, and I knew she was way too cool to let the Swede eat her on the floor.  But she did edge over closer to us.

The Swede started to unzip his pants.  Then he pulled out his dick.  I must confess to looking down at it but only for a moment. I thought he might measure up to something close to being like Dick Fitswell.  But I was disappointed.  He seemed quite ordinary to me.

“Do you remember this?” the man said to Mamasan as he wiggled his cock in front of her.

“How do you want me to remember your dick, when I have 10,000 of them in me already?” the mamasan replied.

I then remembered a past conversion I once had with Mamasan when I asked her how many times she boom boomed a day.  She had told me it varied, but that she usually had sex with between 60 and 80 men each month.  And I believed her.  I believed her because the first time I had actually sat down with her and bought her a drink she was having her birthday party in the bar and she had more money stapled to her clothing than I had ever seen on a bar girl in my life.  A few days after that I had asked her just how much money the bar’s customers and bar girls had given her on her birthday and she had told me she had stapled 20,000 baht to her.

Such is the true measure of this woman.  She is so likeable that people had given her 20,000 baht in the bar on her birthday.  She spoke excellent English and unlike most bar girls or mamasans I had met before, she always spoke the truth to me.  Besides, she was damn good looking and had this trim nicely put together little body that weighed just 40 kilograms.  She was one of those gems that you loved just sitting down with for a few drinks.

A few minutes later the Swede said to me, “Excuse me.  I have to go to the toilet.”

Fifteen minutes later, he still hadn’t come out of the rest room.  By this time the comatose man on the couch had started to wake up and Mamasan had sat next to him to help him regain his senses.  His brain still wasn’t working, however, but his hands were as he kept trying to grope Mamasan’s trim little figure.

Then she disappeared outside again.   A man came in who looked to be about thirty-five or so.

“This place is really incredible he said to me.  “I’ve never seen a place this crazy.  It’s just off the scale.”

“Where are you from?”  I asked the man.


Several minutes later he walked past the rest room with Mamasan who accompanied him upstairs.

Finally the Swede came out of the toilet.  He had been in there for too long to be just getting rid of his bodily wastes.  But he came out only for a few seconds and then he went back into the commode.  When he finally came out, he staggered over to me.

“I suppose you just had a true love affair with the toilet bowel,” I told him.

“Yes”, he replied as he made motions with his hand signifying that he had thrown up.  “I drink too much so I throw it all out of my mouth.”

I still wonder how he had ever managed to bang nine different bar girls in the same afternoon.  So I started to imagine him lining the girls up on the floor while he knelt over each one in turn and slipped himself into each girl for a few seconds before moving onto the next.

Pattaya Coyote dancers taking over Walking Street Go Go Bars

Pattaya Coyote dancers are taking over, and Walking Street is starting to resemble Singapore with huge price increases.

Ten years ago, the rule of thumb was you paid a 500 to 600 baht bar fine, and 1000 baht for short time with a go go girl and 1500 baht for long time. That meant all night. Now Walking Street go go girls are asking 2000 to 2500 baht short time. One of the main reasons for such price gouging is the invasion of Walking Street go go bars by Pattaya coyote dancers.

The reason Pattaya coyote dancers have recently come into fashion is the difficulty so many night club owners have been having in hiring and keeping quality dancers. To overcome this difficulty more and more go go bar owners have been getting many of their dancers from an outside company that might charge an owner 15,000 to 20,000 baht per girl per month. So if a go go bar acquires as few as ten Pattaya coyote dancers through an outside firm this might cost the club 200,000 baht per month, in addition to which the go go bar owner must pay a salary to his remaining girls that is already much pricier than what nearly all beer bar owners pay. That’s a lot of cash for the owner to have to part with so he will attempt to recoup it by requiring hefty drink quotas from each one of his Pattaya coyote dancers. Whereas years ago most go go dancers used to try hard to get bar fined so they could get their 1000 to 1500 baht tips for shacking up with customers, today’s equation has changed. High pressure sales tactics to get customers to buy them high priced drinks has become the name of the game, and if a man wants to take a coyote dancer home with him, he’s looking at a 1500 baht bar fine just to take the girl out of the bar. After midnight, the bar fine will go down to 1000 baht. Such punitive bar fines are imposed as compensation to the go go bar owner for losing the services of his high pressure drink saleswomen.

So here’s what a customer is looking at. With the bar fine at 1500 baht, he still has to bargain with the girl for how much tip he has to pay her. So even if an agreement is reached for a 2000 baht short time tip, he’s up to 3500 baht and that doesn’t even include the price of a single drink. So supposing he’s lucky and gets off with just a 500 baht bar tab, he’s now up to 4000 baht or $125.00 just to get laid. For that kind of money he could have had three Soi Six girls and had a lot more fun drinking with them than he’d ever have with the high pressure Walking Street go go dancers.

If you ask me the choice is a no brainer. However, if a man must have a Walking Street go go dancer, it is best to stay way clear of the coyote scourge that is infesting the entire area. For example, the bar fine is still 600 baht at Super Girls over on Soi Diamond just off of Walking Street and it’s the same price across the soi at its sister club, Super Babes. The exceptions are the two or three go go dancers in the club’s Jacuzzi who will command the slightly higher bar fine of 700 baht. But if one has his heart set on one of the bathing beauties, he should bare in mind that the girl who is in the Jazzuzi tonight will be replaced by another girl the following night while she will be on the stage as just one more of the go go bar’s regular dancers. Meanwhile the price for a bottle of beer at the two sister clubs is 120 baht, which like the bar fine is identical to what the clubs charged eight years ago. Meanwhile nearby clubs are now asking 135 to 160 baht for a bottle of beer and most of these are becoming more and more seriously afflicted by the coyote pestilence.

For some unfathomable reason known only to them several of my friends are still addicted by the Walking Street Go Go bars. But it’s been well over a year now that I’ve seen even one of them ever bar fine one of the go go girls. I suppose they feel that being gouged for drinks is a lesser evils than having to pay ridiculous prices for sex with Pattaya Coyote dancers.

The Song Pattaya Pattaya in video at the Naklua Pen Bar

The song Pattaya Pattaya in video at the Naklua Pen Bar captures the essence of the most fun city on the planet.

Meet Pie, Tree and Pudcha. They will do most of the dancing for you. These three were Jack’s favorite Pattaya bar girls at the Girl Beer Bar until it changed hands, then closed. But Pen, one of Jack Corbett’s favorite bar owners, is still going strong in Naklua, and Pen’s having a knock down blow out party. Jack and his girlfriend decide to invite Pie and give her an offer she cannot refuse, “The drinks are on us. Join us.” But Jack knows that once Pie starts drinking, she becomes a non stop dancing machine. He’s got his video camera ready. The real icing on the cake becomes apparent when Tree comes to the Pen Bar party with Pie. Tree’s as cute as they come. Neither of them are bar girls working for Pen. But Pudcha is and Pudcha used to work with Tree and Pie at the Girl Beer Bar.

The video starts off early with one of the Pen Bar Girls dancing on a table top out in the middle of the rain. Oblivious to how wet she gets drenched she dances to the rain drops. There’s a good crowd here tonight. And the band is playing the song Pattaya Pattaya.

Pie is her abby-normal whacked out self, and Pudcha’s shaking a tail feather like never before. The tequila’s flowing. And Tree starts to find her real elemental self. Now I don’t know why this video’s been red flagged by you tube. Something about content inappropriate for minors but for the life of me I don’t understand why. Is it because of Pudcha’s shaking her little derriere and this is considered to be overly sexy? Or is it Tree who’s at fault? Tree, giving the inky night sky the bird. Tree is irreverent as all get out as she pokes fun at the world. Pretty little Tree, she’s the girl in the white t shirt, so full of fun so full of life.

You must be an adult to see this video. Over on you tube viewers must sign in with their email address or so it seems. Personally I think it should be on the family channel. Also….in the main published video on You Tube the aspect is all wrong so the girls seem a lot fatter than they are in real life. And that’s the main reason why I’m republishing it.


Pattaya girls dancing for fun

Pattaya girls dancing for fun video tops 648,000 views because it realistically captures the ambiance of the beer bar experience.  Yet so far the irony of this videos success has never been told.

The video took place at the Skytop Guesthouse and Internet cafe on 2nd Road just one block from Pattaya’s famous Soi Six.  Jack Corbett’s best friend, an Australian named Pete had owned the place.  Unfortunately Pete died leaving the business to his widow, Wan.  But Jack had lived for 11 months across the guest house’s hallway from Pete and Wan.  He had watched two key employers and the condo’s cleaning woman quit in the same week and Pete could barely turn a computer on.  And Pete was in and out of hospitals due to severe health problems that would later kill him.  It was all up to Wan.  Jack Watched her clean the entire place single-highhandedly while she picked up the computer skills that are essential to running an internet cafe.  Because of  Wan’s skilled management and hard work the business prospered.  She made two partitions out of the internet cafe on the 1st floor and rented out one of them to Geogio, a Burmese tailor of unprecedented talent while leaving the other partition as the internet cafe.  Then she started up a beer bar in front of the internet cafe which she ran with the help of her younger sister.

Being great friends of both Pete and Wan Jack could run riot with his cameras.  After Pete died, he took Wan and his girlfriend over to a Soi 8 bar that had the hottest beer bar girls on the soi dancing non stop.  Jack had always found this bar to be jam packed with customers so he said to Wan:  “Wan, you really should consider having a dancing marathon at your Skytop bar.  You could have try outs on a weekly basis, say every Wednesday night and then once a month you could have a special contest with a cash reward.  Say 3000 or 4000 baht for the best dancer of the month. If you got the word out you’d have some of the hottest Pattaya girls competing against each other.  Meanwhile you could limit the contestants to only those who had made it through your weekly tryouts.”

Wan replied, “Jack, the hottest Pattaya girls are not worth anything.  All their lives they’ve been told how pretty they are, so they become lazy knowing they can have anything without working.  They do what they want, they show up for work only when they feel like it.  I don’t want them working in my bar.”

No truer words have been spoken.  Jack had thought the same way back in the U.S. while taking pictures of hundreds of strippers and feature entertainers.  But now Wan’s words had really sunk in.  From then on, he looked at Pattaya girls in a way that was not new.  He had thought the same way before, but Wan’s words kept nagging at him whenever he went into a go go bar.  He’d keep asking himself while observing them gyrating around the stage:  “Can she cook?  Can she get out of bed in the morning?  Can she give a good massage?  Just how money hungry is she?   Is she a real bitch once you get to know her?  Can she read a book or do things by herself while I’m busy writing my next book or editing a video, or will she always want to go out at night spending a lot of money and doing things behind my back that I don’t want her to be doing?  Can she hold onto her money?  Is she a spendthrift who’s throw away all the money she could ever make or that was given to her?”

Going to the go go bars never was the same again.

But when it comes to Pattaya girls, Wan had actually been a bar girl and that’s where Pete had met her, at a beer bar.  And yet, she had turned out to be an incredibly hard working woman.  She had also become an excellent long term thinker and planner even though it’s commonly known that most Pattaya girls only think short term and that bar girls are short on education with a 6th grade education being all too typical.

Most of the Pattaya girls in this video worked for Wan’s beer bar for years.  She had scarcely any turnover at all, which is perhaps the most solid evidence of  Wan’s management competence.  This video captures the true spirit and sense of fun that can be had by all in a well managed beer bar.   You can see Wan hamming it up throughout the video with the girls and her customers urging everyone on, which is one of the main reasons for this video’s success.  For a two week period it had been averaging over 6000  views a day until you tube decided to put age restrictions on it for whatever reason its moderation team had come up to keep it out of sight of under aged viewers.


Pattaya Soi Six Bars absolute best street

Many expats who live in Pattaya full time regard Pattaya Soi Six  as the absolute best street for sampling Thai girls.

Since this is the first post about Soi Six, allow me to introduce myself.  I’m Billy Bob.  My Uncle is Uncle Bufford.  Uncle Bufford does the Uncle Bufford go go bars, the Naklua Bar Reviews, and the Soi Six bar reviews over at  I’m usually my Uncle Bufford’s wingman on his escapades.  It is my job to make sure that he gets back home alive.  I also help him rate the bars.  It is a dangerous job.  I often get molested by the girls.  Because of all the danger I will admit that I love the Pattaya Soi Six Bars.


First off, it takes just 300 baht to take the girl of your choice upstairs to a short time room.  There is no bar fine unless you take the girl out of the bar so the short time room is all you have to pay so long as you stay in the bar.  Compare this to a bar fine of at least 600 baht in the Walking Street Go Go bars and you will see that already there is simply no comparison when it comes to value.   But you still must pay the bar girl for her company.  Typically this is going to run anywhere from 500 to 1000 baht depending upon how handsome you are and whether the girl likes you or not.  Bottom line it costs about 1000 baht to get the whole business.  Trust me, Soi Six is the best bargain in Pattaya, and perhaps in the entire world.

There’s over 50 bars on Soi Six.  These bars are concentrated on a single city block running from 2nd Road to Beach Road.  There’s over 300 bar girls to choose from on Pattaya Soi Six.  Some of the bars are open air beer bar affairs but most keep their doors closed to the rest of the street.  This means that once you enter these bars, no one can see that you are in there or view what you are doing inside unless he actually goes inside.  For this reason many married men or guys with steady Thai girlfriends view Pattaya Soi Six as Nirvana.  For most of these men it’s a case of Pattaya Soi Six is the Best so you can forget about the rest.

Pattaya Soi Six sometimes gets a bad rap on two accounts.  Many of its detractors think it’s too seedy for their tastes or they will contend that Pattaya Soi Six does not give them the true Thai girlfriend experience. Well, take it from me, you really don’t want the real Thai girlfriend experience, but I will get into that in some of my future posts.  As far as the seediness that some complain about, I think that’s because a lot of guys go to Pattaya Soi Six early in the daytime feeling that they can be the first in line to sample the bar girls there.  There is a lot of truth to this, but this comes at the expense of having to settle for leftovers.  From what I see, the worse looking Soi Six bar girls arrive early in the day while much better looking Thai women start arriving at 4 p.m. and oftentimes much later than that.  I think the ugly gals feel there isn’t a lot of competition early in the day.  And there really isn’t.  On the other hand the good looking girls know they are going to get at least one customer so she’s going to tend to show up whenever she feels like it.

The truth is so long as you arrive on Pattaya Soi Six in the evening, you are going to find a much better looking group of Thai girls to choose from than you are going to find in the beer bars.  And if it can be said that on the whole the best lookers can be found in Pattaya Go Go bars, I have found a number of good looking go go dancers working down on Soi Six because they found they can make a lot more money working in a Soi Six Bar than they ever could down on Walking Street in the go go bars.  What it comes down to is this, “Would you rather be spending a hundred American dollars for a go go quality girl or would you rather be getting the same quality girl for $35.00 down of Pattaya Soi Six.  The choice is yours.  Most expats who live here all the time wouldn’t be caught dead in the Walking Street go go bars unless they are escorting friends of theirs around who come just to visit as tourists.

Drinking Street Bars have 2 terrific Pattaya girls dancing

Whether they are really sisters are not,the Drinking Street bars have 2 terrific Pattaya girls dancing at a heart stopping pace.  Kwan and Mam are just two examples of why we can’t think of a better all around place to hang out than the Pattaya Drinking Street bars, which in our estimation has eclipsed Soi 7 and 8 which had been our favorite stomping ground for years.  There is a single sound system and D.J. for all of all the Drinking Street bars for starters.  That means you are not going to have   noise coming at you from all directions which is generated by multiple music sources.   Drinking Street is compact as there are two rows of bars with 10 to 15 bars in each row.  But for us, another huge plus for the Drinking Street bars is Greg’s Kitchen, which is in its own way a wolf posing in a sheep’s clothing.

Greg’s Kitchen is an English restaurant that specializes not only in English food, but also in Thai and continental cuisine.  I will go on record by saying that Greg’s got the best meat pies in Pattaya starting with his superb Cornish pasties at 240 baht.  A second favorite of mine is his beef goulash.  But whatever you are getting you can be sure that the portions are more than ample and that the food is absolutely first rate.  But the real icing on the cake is that you can order your food at Greg’s and then have him deliver your food to whichever one of the Drinking Street bars you prefer.  You will be the envy of nearly everyone at your bar when your huge plate of food arrives, but oh well, you read this post and they didn’t, so it’s McDonalds for them.

The best thing about the Drinking Street Bars are the women because if you can’t find a Pattaya bar girl on Drinking Street who appeals to you, then it’s time you either join a monastery or start chasing lady boys on Soi Six.  On that final note, I’m going to ask all of you who have viewed this you tube video, “Have you ever found girls in the Walking Street Go Go bars who put on a better performance than Mam and Kwan?” Bar fines are typically 300 baht here and after that it’s between you and the girl.  Compare that to the new wave of Drinking Street Coyote dancers.


Best Pattaya entertainer is Kwan on Drinking Street

She’s not found in a Pattaya go go bar.  The best Pattaya entertainer we’ve found is Kwan on Drinking Street.  Which just goes to show that some of the best gems are to be found in beer bars, but you have to look harder to find them.  So just how good is Pattaya entertainer Kwan?  Let me put it this way.  She’s the only Thai girl I’ve found here who I’d put on the same level as the best feature entertainers I’ve met in America.  And I’ve known lots of the best feature entertainers in the United States.  This is no idle boast.  Just check out the Hall of Fame pages on my alphapro web site or buy Extreme Guns and Babes for an Adult World, which features over

2004 Xtreme Weapons Calendar
In 2004 Xtreme Magazine, a gun owner friend, and I produced the Xtreme Girls with Xtreme Weapons calendar. While writing gun articles for Xtreme Magazine I could choose just about any weapons I wanted to write about and virtually guarantee any topless dancer or feature entertainer free publicity in the article I’d write for Xtreme Magazine.

twenty-five weapons for my “Xtreme” gun articles.  Back in those days I routinely traveled with feature entertains across the United States, stayed at the same hotels with them, often roomed with one of the stars, had them stay with me in my apartment for weekends for photo shoots.  Above all, I was lucky enough to have been given the chance to do articles about them for Xtreme and other adult magazines.  When I wrote an article about an American  feature entertainer, the first thing I’d do was to focus on what made this particular adult star different from the rest.  I’d keep asking myself, “What is this girl’s finest attributes that make her such a great entertainer?”  For me, that was the key.  With Kwan, I keep asking questions such, “Why do my friends and I like her so much?  Why is this Pattaya entertainer so exciting?  How would this Pattaya entertainer stack up against America’s most successful feature entertainers?Kwan clicks all the right boxes.   Watch her, just watch her, and not just for one night.  Go to Drinking Street and check out who’s dancing and how much time is each Pattaya bar girl spending on the stage.  One girl will impress you, but it’s just for one night.  You might not see her for the rest of the week.  Or if you do see her, she’s taking the easy way out doing practically everything except dancing.  But you will see Kwan putting in a lot of hours dancing on the stage, then you come back the next night and there she is again.

Who makes more money for a bar?   The girl who’s always up on center stage putting both herself and her bar in the limelight, or the wall flower who’s too busy chatting up her bar girl friends than to get up and showcase her talent?  Kwan is tall, being five foot six without her heels.  She dances on the bar’s stage and she dances on the bar.  When she does, she’s visible from all the other Drinking Street bars.  There’s no doubt who’s the superstar of Drinking Street.  That’s how I found her.  I saw this tall slender girl dancing across the room from me, and I thought to myself, “That girl is one helluva dancer.  I must go over and meet her.”

The best American feature entertainers are not stand offish.  And now it’s about time to explain the difference between a feature entertainer and a house dancer.  In America’s topless and strip clubs the dancers you normally encounter there are house dancers.  They are employed by the club, and it is their job to work their shifts night after night for that particular club.  A feature entertainer is as her name suggests someone who is featured by the club that has hired her.  Her performances are typically scheduled for three or five successive nights.  She is paid for each featured show, say $200 per show.  She might perform three shows a night over the period of time she has contracted for.  Feature entertainers are typically represented by a professional talent agency such as Pure Talent.  The agency will typically get a booking fee of 15 %.  A good agency will make sure that each feature entertainer it represents gets paid the entire contracted amount once she has delivered on her shows.  It will make sure that her travel expenses are reimbursed by the night club.  Such travel expenses will almost always include the feature entertainer’s hotel expenses.  A feature entertainer will typically travel all across the United States to perform for those clubs she has contracted with.  The clubs will typically promote and advertise her heavily by signs and posters in the club, in neon lights across the building by the club’s entrance, in newspapers, radio and sometimes on television.  Getting the largest amount of publicity possible is the name of the game for both the club and the visiting feature entertainer.  So what does all this have to do with Kwan who’s just a Pattaya entertainer?  Kwan more than any other Thai bar girl I’ve ever met knows that publicity is terrific both for her and whatever bar she’s working for.

Believe it or not, I was once chased down by a security guard while shooting video of the girls dancing in a Drinking Street Bar.  The girls didn’t want their video taken so they had complained to Drinking Street security.  Another time I sat in a Drinking Street bar drinking my beer while shooting video of one of the girls dancing on the stage.  She was fine with that for about a minute or two and then she rudely made a sign as if she were cutting her own throat thus signifying to me her displeasure and that she had had enough with the publicity I was giving her.  The behavior both times was that of country bumpkins.  And as for the mamasans or whoever it was who was managing the two bars, nothing could be more stupid than chasing away a good photographer who could make her bar famous all over the internet.  From the first time I met her, Kwan would tell me, “Shoot all the video you can of me, and when you get done, shoot more.”  That’s the difference between a true professional and a country bumpkin.

One of the primary reasons so many bar girls do not want pictures or video shot of them while working in the bars is they have boyfriends who are sending them money on the understanding that they will be “good girls” and quit working in a bar.  However, and here everyone needs to read what I’m writing and believe every single word of it–when a bar girl promises to quit working in a bar once her Western boyfriend starts sending her 10,000 or 15,000 baht a month, chances are she’s going to keep working in the bar anyway.  Either that or she will be off picking up paying customers in Pattaya discos.  For most bar girls, there is no such thing as having enough money.  Having their video taken and put up on you tube and social networking web sites such as facebook proves to their gullible boyfriends that they are still working in the bar.

But Kwan is a pure Pattaya entertainer who is worthy to be included among the ranks of America’s finest feature entertainers.  Let me show how true this comparison holds.  When a feature entertainer contracts say for $200 a show for five nights of shows at three shows a night, this means she’s getting paid $3000 plus her travel expenses.   But when she’s not actually on the stage performing her shows, she’s selling her merchandise to the club’s customers, and she’s having her pictures taken with the customers at so much a picture.  She’s also oftentimes getting tips while performing her shows.  But whether she’s selling key chains with her picture on them or pictures, the customers aren’t wanting to buy much from her if she wasn’t in adult magazines or if she hadn’t been crowned M.S. Texas or Miss Nude Illinois.  And it really helps to be the Penthouse Pet of the Month.  Unfortunately for Kwan, she wasn’t lucky enough to have been born in the U.S. where the big money in night club entertainment lies.  But she knows that the more people that see her performing on you tube, the more customers will be coming to her bar to watch her perform, buy her drinks (she makes a commission on each one that she sells), and perhaps even to take her out of the bar.

This Pattaya entertainer could care less how many people know she’s working for a bar or what her boyfriends might think of her.  I’ve met a couple of her boyfriends during the past year.  She brings them right into the bar, then she comes over and drinks with my friends and me, and given a little time she’s right up on the stage again dancing like the energy bunny.  I’m sure she tells all the guys, boyfriend or not, “This is what I do.  I am what I am.  And I am damn good at it.”

Ask me why I shoot so much video of Kwan.  She’s the only real professional Pattaya entertainer I know.  And like some of the best feature entertainers I’ve come to know in the United States, in spite of her obvious gift for showing off and being full of herself, down at her inner core she’s very down to earth and so much fun to be around.  I love Thai women.  For me they are the most beautiful women in the world.  But the American feature entertainers I had the pleasure of getting to know were simply fabulous company to be around.  I cannot begin to describe how much I’ve come to miss them.  So for me it’s a real breath of fresh air to find someone who reminds me of them.


Thai girl lady boy can you tell the difference?

Thai girl lady boy can you tell the difference?  At Pattaya TG Bar  we are betting you’d call her a girl.  Her voice was a woman’s.  She danced like a woman without all the extra motions and show most lady boys put on.  Even my Thai girlfriend couldn’t tell if she was a Thai girl or lady boy.  If you took her out in public everyone would take her for a lady.  The tip off was she was working at TG Bar in Naklua where nearly every good looking lady you see is a lady boy.  She didn’t stay there for long so other than asking her if we could put her in a video, we never even talked to her. Thai girl lady boy?  Sometimes it’s difficult to call.