Category Archives: Pattaya Bar Girls

Pattaya Bar Girls focuses upon all types of bar girls. Including beer bar girls, go go dancers, and Soi Six girls.

Soi Six bar girl speaks out about Falang

I want falang take care of me long time,  the Soi Six bar girl told me, but I want go to Thai Karioke bars and discos so my friends and I can listen to Thai music and look at Thai men.

Soi Six bar girl
This is not the girl in the story. But both women are in a Soi 6 bar. The girl on the left has just passed out from too much tequila.

Fortunately I am not this  Soi Six bar girl s sucker, and I don’t intend to be. I’m on the top of my game, and I’m just plain not interested in having a Thai girlfriend and you shouldn’t be either.

I’ve known  Soi Six bar girl for a long time.   I knows she’s speaking the truth.  And not just for herself but for nearly every Thai woman you are ever likely to be meeting.  Whethershe’s from a beer bar, go go, or from the Soi Six Bar I’m writing from this very minute. The girl’s sitting next to me downstairs. She’s on her smart phone drumming up new customers or telling guys she knows how much she loves them while I’m sitting here downing tequilas and beer with her and writing in my notebook. This bar’s a favorite hangout of mine.

Half an hour ago she was a great fuck. But she’s known me for a long time. She knows I’ve banged over fifty girls here on Soi Six and that’s not counting all the other places I keep pulling my wimmen from. Just two doors from this place is her favorite buddy who just happens to be the mamasan.

Last night the two went down to Walking Street together, but speaking of this mamasan, I’ve banged her too–about four times already but it’s been awhile.

She’s a great mamasan. She’s smart, she’s sexy, she speaks good English, and she never cons me.

As for the Soi Six bar girl  sitting with me in this here booth, this one’s never copped an attitude with me. She’s always friendly, but the best thing about her aside from her being cute and having a nice tight little body is she’s become like a comfortable shoe. I knows her and she knows me. This Soi Six bar girl has nothing to gain by lying to me now so I pop the big one on her.

“Would you ever like to have a falang boyfriend and quit being a Soi Six bar girl?”

(It’s a stupid question). I means who really wants to have one dick in her after another, which is exactly what these Soi Six girls have to put up with?

“It really hard to find good man,” she replies. “I try many times, but man always bad.”

Ain’t that the truth, I tell myself. To be honest, as outgoing and friendly as I am, I actually despise most men. They are full of themselves.  They are selfish.  And most of them never ever grew themselves a set of balls. Neil Hutchison was right when he wrote Fool in Paradise because that’s what most guys who come here are. Fools in Paradise, so when he wrote that book after writing Money Number One, what he meant was that nearly every man who comes to Pattaya is a complete idiot when it comes to Thai women. This Soi Six whore is right on the money.

Did I call her a whore? Well, I didn’t mean anything derogatory towards her when I wrote that.

She’s a damn site more useful to me than most wimmen are who don’t call themselves whores.

I’ve just paid her 800 baht.  She gives me terrific sex and now she’s content to just sit here with me. She hardly ever asks me for a drink, but I think if I kept plying her with alcohol she’d sit next to me all night. Except I’d be sure to be banging her again. She’s that good. And she’s going to tell me the truth now, just as that mamasan would if she were sitting with me instead. Yep, that mamasan certainly would, but now that I’m thinking of her I just can’t stop laughing.

A few months ago I came into the mamasan’s bar just to have a few drinks. That night I didn’t care if I boom boomed someone or not. I was out just to have fun, and when I first came in and saw mamasan dancing all around the place with that little white nurse’s hat on, I just knew that the entertainment was just a starting. There’s this guy standing near me, and right off I just knows he’s just fucked mamasan. But like I says, Mamasan’s dancing all around the place, obviously a little drunk, and then this man grabs her and starts dancing with her.

“Let’s get naked, get on the floor and fuck each other”, he tells her while he feels her up.

For a moment I thought she would have.  But I happen know she once told me she fucked between sixty and eighty guys a month in her bar. But then the man comes over to me while she escapes into the toilet.

“Hi. I”m Olaf. I’m Swedish.”

“And I’m Uncle Bufford. That’s one pretty lady you are with,” I tell him.

“She certainly is. I just fucked her and I will fuck her again in a little while.”

‘Well, I’d like to fuck her too,” I told the man, not having the heart to tell him that I had been with her a few times before and had oftentimes just come in to have several drinks with her.

“I fucked 11 girls yesterday right next door to this place. At the O Bar,” the man replied.

“How’d you do that? I’m lucky to be able to get it up just for one girl,” I countered.

“I just told the bartender and everyone in the place that I wanted to fuck as many as I could and then I just started having the girls come upstairs to my room one after the other.”

When mamasan finally came out of the toilet the Swede left me. She staggered up to him. Then he grabbed the Soi Six bar girl , kissed her on the lips, and pulled away.

Standing in the center of the bar, he unzipped his pants, pulled out his dick and asked her, “Do you member this?”

I’ll never forget the way she laughed at him and replied,

“How can I remember your dick when I’ve already had three thousand of them in me already?”

Now all you guys who are reading this about now will not learn this most fundamental lesson. That is this is what you are going to amount to most of these bar girls is that you are just one more dick out of hundreds, and quite possibly thousands, and if you don’t believe me just go read Money Number One.

I love that mamasan, and as for that Swede, a few minutes later he comes up to me again and then he goes to the toilet. But he doesn’t come out. A few minutes pass, and finally he opens the toilet door, takes a few steps out into the bar, and then he goes back inside again.

He’s puking his guts out, obviously not able to control his alcohol. Which brings me back to the girl I’m with tonight.

“So what will you do, if you find a Western boyfriend and you decide to stay together long time.  And what must he pay you to stop you from working bar?” I ask the Soi Six bar girl .

“Fifteen thousand baht. Twenty thousand,” she replies. But falang want to control me. That is big problem. I don’t mind if he goes out with his friends to bars at night but he should let me to. I want to go out with friends to discos and bars, listen to Thai music. Look at Thai men.”

Aha. I thought so. She wants to have her cake and eat it too. And what’s this with Thai men? I despise most of them. I know what nearly all of them are about. But I’m not getting into all of that, except to say

 Any woman who prefers Thai men is of no real interest to me. But I don’t care. This gals just plain good company, and besides, I love fucking her.

I could easily just stay here and drink with her for the next two or three hours but I need to go down to Walking Street so that I can write about my next experience there in my Uncle Bufford Walking Street Reviews.  Plus, there’s a very pretty go go girl that I’ve got my heart set on boom booming later on tonight.

But I till love a Soi Six bar girl best of all.

Soi Six Sexathon Triple Header

Whereas marathons are for hard core long distance runners, the Soi Six Sexathon is for the hardest of men all who simply cannot get enough.  Deciding to make the best of what little time I have left on earth,  I arrive on Soi Six early.  Around 6:45.

these two did not do a Soi Six Sexathon
Although I took this picture on Soi Six, the two women are not part of this story. They did not participate in the Soi Six Sexathon. The woman in the middle is a bar owner, however. And let me tell you, she’s dynamite. Great personality. Great body and from what I’ve heard a very hard worker. The girl on the right is very sexy also. A lot of fun this girl is. As for the guy, this is Billy Bob. Note that I have cartoonized the faces of all three. Unlike a lot of guys I know who take naked pictures of their “conquests”, I won’t do this here in Thailand. It hurts the girls and jeopardizes their future.

I Didn’t waste time worrying about dinner either or going out with friends because I’m after one thing, and that’s a great time without complications and being around Thai women who aren’t going to piss me off.  I’m in luck. My favorite girl is standing in the doorway of stop number one. Lately she’s been going to work early and leaving around 7 or 8 in the evening.

If I only boom boom her tonight will still wind up being a Soi Six Sexathon

So I bring my little plastic bag into the place and pull out the two slices of microwaved pizza I bought at Seven Eleven. I offer my companion one, but she protests and points at her stomach. She’s just 40 kilos which is perfect for me and this is one of the reasons why–she controls what she eats, and let’s face it, pizza is fattening. I buy her a drink and a beer for myself. Ten minutes later, we’re heading upstairs to the room.

First we go together to the toilet down the hall where she washes me meticulously. I’m hard before I even get close to the room. She’s damn good. The best. We stand next to each other in the room, both of us totally naked looking at ourselves in the mirror. She asks: “What do you want? Do you want to fuck me?”

This is a terrible picture of one of the two women appearing in the previous picture. She’s a pretty girl with a lot of personality. She’s a bit tall for a Thai woman also. And she has nearly a perfect shape. This does not come across in this picture. And……I’ve distorted her face to protect her identity.

“I love fucking you,” I tell her. But then she throws me a curve, blurting out, I want you to come in my mouth.” She could have said, “I want to smoke you” or I want your big cock in my mouth”, but that’s not what she’s telling me. And if there’s one thing I know about this girl, “She always does what she says she’s going to do.”

We lie on the bed together as she goes down on me. And I’m thinking, “This is going to be over practically before we get started, because she’s really that good.

There’s just so many times she’s going down on me, and I’m about to come in 30 seconds. So I start to do everything possible to get away from her. She tries to lock me against her to keep my member inside her mouth while I try to jerk away. Eventually I always succeed before it’s too late. And then she sits there laughing at me, knowing that she’s totally in control. If we try it again, I know I’m not going to last, so I get her lying on her back as I go down on her.

Meanwhile my mind drifts away from the moment of my coming, which had been imminent, but now the subjects her. And she’s exquisite. Her legs are just about perfect. Slender and she’s got a trim belly and fine ass.

I will often have intercourse with her, but not tonight. By a miracle I’m able to sustain the moment, and then I just lie back and enjoy her.

It’s all about me this time. And finally I come, right in her mouth as she keeps sucking away. Finally she pulls her mouth away. I see white stuff all over her mouth and lower face as she tries to kiss me. “Damn”, I tell myself, “there’s just too much stuff all over her face,” which now she’s washing off. “Surely I couldn’t have produced all of that.”

But if I didn’t, “what produced all that goo?” She must have sucked me like a vacuum cleaner.

Afterwards we go downstairs together to finish our drinks. But I’ve promised a friend that I will meet him two bars up the street, and it’s getting about that time. So I pay her 800 baht plus the 300 baht for the room and the price of our drinks. I’d love to spend the whole night with her because I like her a lot, but that’s not going to happen, at least not just yet.

I got the girl on the left drunk on tequila. She’s passed out on her girlfriend’s lap. This girl is very very pretty. She’s tall. In her high heels she seems almost as tall as me. And I’m around 5 foot eleven or 180 cm.

I go inside the bar and take a seat at the first table just inside the door right next to the owner.

By the time I light up a cigarette a chubby bar girl is asking me if she can sit next to me. I have no interest in her whatsoever. The cigarette looks much more inviting.

The owner tells me, “I advise you to stay away from Prawn, tonight. She’s got an American boyfriend and he’s around.” But did he really say that?  I’m not really sure because the music’s pretty loud. As for Prawn, I’ve been with her many times, and I suppose that by now she must be thinking that I am hers. I don’t see her yet.

But another girl comes up to my table and starts to speak animatedly with the chubby girl next to me. I banged her two weeks before. Took her upstairs twice as a matter of fact. She’s slender and she’s got an ass to die for.

I hate to be rude to a girl, but when you are butt ugly, you simply shouldn’t be selling your body in places like this.

It’s time to separate the chiff from the chaff. So I tell the second girl, “Come up to the bar with me. I’ll buy you a drink, but I want to sit at the bar, not here.” Which cuts the first girl out because as soon as the true object of my desires sits with me on the bar stool next to mine, there’s simply nowhere for the chubby girl to sit. Within seconds she’s left sitting alone at the table I had been sitting at, and I’m still not finished smoking that first cigarette.

A few minutes later my friend arrives. He takes the bar stool next to mine. Several beers later, the girl with the nice shapely ass is dancing around the place like a squirrel on steroids. My friend’s rather shy though. That’s the way he’s acting even though I know better. It must be the place. The girl is sitting on my lap one moment. The next she’s dancing with her back towards me as she presses her butt tightly up against my groin.

By now, I’m not caring about much of anything at all. Even when she’s starting to pay attention to what’s between my friend’s legs. It looks to me that she and another girl are examining how big his penis is. But I’m not about to start paying close attention. So whether or not they have their little hands down into his shorts feeling him getting hard is no affair of mine. I’m not marrying either one of them, and as for my favorite girl, well, I had been with her not long ago.

Beats the hell out of Walking Street,” I tell my friend. “Look at this girl’s ass. You are simply not going to find a better looking ass anywhere,

and what a body? No tits but who cares. She’s got nice legs and a firm belly.” My friend agrees with me because we both know that Walking Street is only for tourists and men who don’t know better.

The best part of it is, “I can be with this girl inside of ten minutes upstairs totally naked with zero complications. For that matter, either one of us can be with almost any girl on this street.  Or we can  do a Soi Six Sexathon.  By having two or three for the same price as one go-go girl on Walking Street.”

Suddenly my friend tells me that he has computer work that he needs to get done at his condo. As he starts to pay his bill, I start settling up with the bartender. I’m heading up to the room with the girl and that’s 300 baht. On top of that it’s about fifty dollars for the drinks, but I’ve been already drinking for about three hours here, and I’ve been buying both myself and the girl I’m with shots of tequila. I’ve also bought at least one shot of tequila for the bartender and a beer or two for my friend. It’s a little steep nonetheless, but what the hell, I’m heading upstairs with the girl with the perfect ass.

By the time we come back downstairs we must have spend a good half an hour or forty-five minutes having sex.

Time to move on.  Maybe I can have a Soi Six Sexathon

I find myself in still another Soi Six Bar. And by the time I come out all the doors in the place are locked. It’s well after 1 a.m. which is closing time for Soi Six. I can’t even go back in the bar. The only way out is through the back way through a narrow winding corridor to the back exit of the place. As I walk down Soi Six to find my motorbike, the entire place is practically deserted. Luckily it’s still where I had left it.  There’s still one bar I want to visit, but it’s not on Soi Six.  But starting tomorrow I know that I can hardly wait until my next Soi Six Sexathon.

Billy Bob

Other Soi Six Stories you might enjoy

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Walking Street or Soi Six:  Which is more Satisfying?

Pattaya Walking Street Light House, Naughty Girls, Sugar Babes, Living Dolls, Super Baby go go bar review

Our first stop this sorry ass night  on Pattaya Walking Street was the Light House Go Go Bar.   I’m calling this dump the Cattle Farm cause that’s exactly how we waz treated, like cattle being herded around.

The main room is long and narrow with a stage running down its center and small tables lined up on both sides of it so that all the customers could be herded in like a bunch of bum steers going to the slaughter house.   Our waitress was most unfriendly and that didn’t go down with me very well.

Even worse than the Pattaya Walking Street girls was the music.   Bottled beer was 140 baht.  That’s $4.38 a bottle just so we could listen to rot gut music.

Add insult to injury there were seven of us coming in together.  Not once did a single go go dancer come up to one of us.  The bar fine is 1000 baht and they waz askin 2500 baht for short time.  That’s $110 U.S.  I can get me 3 girls down on Soi Six for that price.  And even includes the price of the short time room upstairs.

pattaya walking street go go dancers
And yes. These Pattaya Walking Street go go dancers are from Sugar Babies . According to the Sugar Babies web site that is

Our next stop was Sugar Babys Go Go.  Once again a bottle of beer costs 140 baht.  I about laughed my ass off when I saw the signs in the toilet.  The first one read “10 shots of Tequila or B52’s just 1000 baht”.   But it’s the second that really got me,  “Ring the bell, buy all the girls (in the place) a drink.  Just 3000 baht.”

Hey…that’s $100 American dollars just to buy a bunch of ignorant farm girls drinks, and do you think they’d give a damn about us?

Pattaya use to be all about me and the guys.  Now it’s all about us having to spoil these girls as if they were movie stars.   I can guarantee you all that if anyone of us were to ring that bell that those girls would all be talking behind our backs about how stupid we waz.   Then Big Tom, he made the mistake of getting one of the dancers to come off the stage so he could buy her a drink.  Within five minutes she downed that drink and then she disappeared into the toilet.  And then when it came time for all of us to check bin and leave,

my friends all got their change from the waitresses.  I gave mine 200 baht but she took off and never gave me my change back.

My friends were already outside waiting for me and I had to call out “Hok sip baht”, and not once but twice.  I had to nearly scream 60 baht to them service ladies and after ten minutes more of keeping us all waiting they finally figured that they’d better be giving me my change back.  I can sum this place up as just another Walking Street Cattle Car waiting for the Final Solution.

By now we head to Naughty Girls Go Go but there’s only six of us guys left when we go in.  The place is not on Pattaya Walking Street, but it’s right up next to it on Soi Diamond.

My goal is not to buy a single girl a drink and to not let one of them touch my dick.

There’s all these gals up on the stage dancing but the whole time we were there not one of them came over to meet a single one of us.  Beers were 125 baht. What a waste.

I go alone to Super Babys next. 

But after around ten minutes my friends join me.   There’s just six girls in the entire go go bar.  One of them keeps looking over at me so I decide to buy her a drink.  She comes over to sit next to me and orders an orange juice.  That lasts for around five minutes and then she goes up on that stage again.

But I like the mamasan here and I do like a couple of the waitresses here.  They are the best and so are the service girls across Soi Diamond at Super Girls, the Sister club that is owned by the same people.

Mamasan tells me that 15 girls have already been bar fined.  Which no doubt means a lot of Japanese and Koreans have come into the bar and paid at least 2000 baht for short time and no doubt a lot more.  But at least here the beers are 120 baht a bottle and the bar fine is 600 baht instead of those ridiculous 1000 to 1500 baht bar fines one has to pay at a lot of other go go bars for coyote dancers.

My last stop is Living Dolls Go Go.  The beer here is 140 baht a bottle and most of the girls I see on the stage are real Heiffers.

These Pattaya Walking Street go go dancers are overweight cows.  But we find a table near where a lot of the go go girls are hanging around when they are off the stage.  One sits next to me.  At first I don’t talk to her at all.  But she’s pretty friendly so I actually wind up buying her a drink.  But I’ve gotta go home.  The long way because I’m going to be having my last beers down on Drinking Street where they got some real wimmen who are much better than Pattaya Walking Street’s got.








You need the Pattaya Survival Guide bookstore to cope with the Pattaya Fun House

There is nothing like living in the Pattaya Fun House.  I’m calling this place the Pattaya Fun House because I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.

Sexy Lady at the Pattaya Fun House
Is she a lady or a lady boy? I really don’t know since I took this picture so long ago. But what the hell. This is Pattaya Fun City where the blurring of the sexes sometimes becomes anyone’s best guess. Come here. Stay awhile, and you will be seduced. There is nothing like the Pattaya Fun House anywhere.

From a small fishing village American Vietnam War soldiers visited for R & R, Pattaya’s grown to be Thailand’s largest metropolitan city outside of Bangkok.  There’s over a million people here.  Perhaps 2 million.  We have sensational shopping malls, restaurants galore of every stripe.  .  Pattaya is simply too much fun.  It’s so much fun that once you visit here you are never want to come back.

What separates the Pattaya Fun House from nearly all other cities on the planet is the huge proliferation of nightclubs, bars, and prostitutes that seems to have infected the entire area.   There’s all the go go bars.  Which are much alike American strip clubs.  Except there’s a lot more touchy feely in them.  And you can buy sex in them from just about any girl you want.

There’s over 100 go go bars in  the Pattaya Fun House

But this is only the tip of the iceberg.  There’s gotta be at least 2000 beer bars where you can buy sex.  And at least 10000 girls working these bars.  Then there’a all the pretty girls you find shopping in the 7-Elevens.  The places you can find available women are endless.  And in my opinion, Thai woman are the most beautiful women in the world.

But the great majority of such women in the Pattaya Fun House are not prostitutes in the Western sense of what prostitutes are all about.  Nevertheless, keep in mind that money is still the number goal for these gals.    Thai go go dancers and beer bar girls are very adept at getting their customers to believe that they actually love them.  The reality is most of them don’t.   While most Westerners who come to Pattaya Fun City searching for female companionship seem to lose their brains in the airport.

This is where the Pattaya Survival Guide bookstore comes in

Most men coming to the Pattaya Fun House are practically defenseless when they come face to face with a wily Pattaya bar girl.  Which is why Thais call such men “buffaloes”.  Your typical Western man who comes to the Pattaya looking for women, knows it all. Chances are he’s an older fella who believes he’s the perfect antidote to a bar girl’s problems.

He’s super falang (this is what Thais call Westerners).  The man can play basketball.  He can dribble the ball behind his back.  He can dunk the ball to perfection.  But of course I’m speaking metaphorically here.  The reality is he’s an older guy who likes to drink beer too much.  He has a fat belly.  But he’s done rather well in his home country and now he wants to spread his wealth around to a deserving bar girl and her family.  And all because he’s such a nice fella.  And certainly his new Thai bar girl girlfriend can see him as the man he truly is.

She’s not like all those Western women he reasons.  So like a sheep heading to its slaughter, he succumbs to all the seduction that awaits him.   Not realizing of course, that most of these temptresses started learning the art of seduction when they were seven years old.

For a  great introduction to Thailand’s  go go dancers check out Stephen Leathers Private Dancer.

This is one of the best books about Thai bar girls and Bangkok go go dancers I’ve ever read.  Stephen Leathers Private Dancer is free via this link to Stephen’s  website.  I urge you to read Private Dancer before getting involved with a Bangkok or Pattaya bar girl.

Private dancer in the Pattaya Fun House
To find books similar to Stephen Leathers Private Dancer I strongly recommend that you visit the Alpha Productions Survival Guide Bookstore

I originally got my first copy of Stephen Leathers Private Dancer free of charge as a pdf.  But I must have bought 4 copies in paperback form since then.  I gave at least two copies away to those I felt were in dire need of the lessons to be learned in Private Dancer.   And I kept a copy for myself.    But don’t just buy Private Dancer.  Believe every word of it.

I have included Stephen Leathers Private Dancer in my Alpha Productions Survival Guide Bookstore  which I urge all readers here to visit

At the Alpha Productions Survival Guide Bookstore you will find the best selection of  books about Thai bar girls I have found.  But there are a lot of other books out there.  That pretend to give you the real scoop about the bar girls.  Many are poorly written.  I have found many authors writing such books to be absolutely clueless.  My list is a short one.

You will also find one of my own books at the Alpha Productions Survival Guide bookstore.  I have titled it, Welcome to the Funhouse.

What sets Welcome to the Fun House apart from the rest is I was on the committee running a condominium community of expats while writing it.

In Thailand.  So I got to experience firsthand a lot of the corruption that affects all falang (foreigners) who purchase condos here in Pattaya.

When you are the one who has to hire Thai managers to look after your home and your neighbors condos.  When you are the one who must look after the money of your fellow condo owners.  And you constantly must deal with vendors trying to rip the condo owners off when repairs need to be made.  Or the Pattaya land office.  The police.  And Pattaya City Hall.  And you have to know your fellow condo owners.  Those who pay their bills on time and those who don’t.  You get a unique perspective about life in Pattaya as an expat that no one else has.

But now I am looking forward to writing Welcome to the Fun House II, or Return to the Fun House.  I will be writing it soon.

I just don’t know what to call my sequel to Welcome to the Fun House.  But I’ve been on this committee for over six years now.  And I’ve now been chairman of the Fun House for four years.  Call me big boss of the Fun House.  A lot has happened since I wrote Welcome to the Fun House.

There’s the beautiful Russian woman who mysteriously drowned in the Fun House swimming pool.  Except she didn’t drown.  Then there was the Great Embezzlement where our office girl kept depositing money in her pocket instead of our condo bank account.  There’s a few incidents with the police I had to personally deal with.  And bribery at the land office.  I am about to start “Welcome to the Fun House II.  I have even picked out the perfect cover girl for the new book.  She’s young, she’s mysterious. She has the shape of a model.  And she looks positively elegant in the right dresses.

Jack Corbett

Walking Street Soi Six, which is more satisfying?

Walking Street Soi Six which does the best job giving men what they really want?  Most Pattaya expats will choose Soi Six.  In fact, most expats prefer beer bars, massage establishments, discos, or Beach Road over Walking Street.   Or just about any place freelancers like to hang out for getting a pretty Thai girl to do the dirty deed with them. And if you ask them why, they will tell you, the go go bars are for tourists who don’t know any better.

Walking Street Soi Six

Luckily you came here to find out exactly what it is about the Walking Street go go bars that turns off so many expats.

So let me tell you about last night.

Keeping in mind that I had agreed to meet several of my pals down on Walking Street later on I started off on Soi Six.  Where I chose Goodfellas to start off my evening. There were half a dozen bar girls hanging out in front of the place trolling for customers. Inside Goodfellas were another half dozen girls.  Which gave me a selection of a dozen girls or so. Several of them I could do in a heart beat. I chose one of them whose tight little ass and friendly smile rang the right bells for me.

I knew she’d go for my price–700 baht, but I didn’t want to take her upstairs right away.  Later on, I knew I’d become pretty bored in the go go bars where I’d find most of the dancers to be a complete turnoff. So I wanted to savor every precious moment I had in Goodfellas.  For both the comradery that permeated the place and the pretty girl I now had on my lap.

When her hand started to prowl between my legs I knew it was tequila time.

So I order us both one.  When she finishes hers I order myself a second beer and a second tequila for her. I want to spend the next few hours with her, but I had promised my friends I’d meet them in the go go bars.  But maybe I could spend an hour or two with this pretty girl.  And leave to find my next adventure in another Soi Six Bar.

I take her upstairs after paying for our drinks and the 300 baht charge for the room which is typical of all Soi Six Bars. The girl immediately turns on the air conditioner as I take off my shirt, shorts and underwear which I drape over a hook behind the bed. I saw that she had put two clean towels on the bed so I take one while she takes the other.  And then I follow her down the hall to the shower room.

Most Soi Six bars have a separate room for the girls and their customers to take showers before having sex. But it all depends on the bar and the room.

Because some rooms on Soi Six are like  a three star hotel room with their own private restrooms inside. Others have simple shower stalls inside the room without a toilet or washbasin.

For me, it makes no difference whatsoever so long as both the girl and I take a shower together. That’s the key.  I want to be sure that the girl washes herself completely since there’s no telling how many men she has’s banged before me.

So now let me give you a little advice. Just accept the fact that at least one man might have gotten inside your girl before you.

I have one friend who finds the evenings on Soi Six to be appalling. So he will go to Soi Six in the afternoon hoping to find a girl who’s not yet been with anyone else. The problem with that is there’s an awful lot of really ugly women on Soi Six in the afternoons. I’ve found from a lot of experience that the best looking girls will typically not show up until after 5 p.m.  And if you hang out in one of Soi Six’s open air bars for a couple of hours in the early evening you will see a lot of pretty girls just starting to show up. The difference is literally like  night and day.

In the shower my girl starts to lather my groin up. She uses a lot of soap. She spends at least one minute on my dick alone which gets good and hard.

Then she starts to wash herself off. A lot of times I’ll fill get my hand full of soap and use it to get her thoroughly lathered up between her legs.  This way there is no doubt in my mind that any possible residuals from the man who came before me are completely gone.

By the time we get back to the bedroom the air conditioned air is  just too cold for my comfort so I tell her to shut it off. Then I just relax on my back and wait for her to do what I’m paying her for. Almost always the girls start off performing oral sex, which most of them do so well that a man comes right then and there. This girl is no exception.

But when I’m about to lose it, I immediately pull myself away and tell her to lie down on her back. That’s when I start performing oral sex on her. The Trick here is I’m turning the tables on her. While she is performing oral sex on me she is my master. She knows she’s in control and can get me to spout off whenever she chooses.

But now I’m no top of her. I stop her from putting my genitals in her mouth and start focusing my thoughts entirely on that promised land between her legs.

I remember one night in particular when I got so aroused doing the girl that I came all over the sheets. But I’m not doing that this time. Oh she is beautiful enough to put me completely at her beck and call. I  love her tight little body.  And would keep performing oral sex on her for another twenty minutes.   So I turn her sideways so that she can  put my dick in her mouth. So what to do now?

I am about to come and I know she can  suck me dry like a vacuum cleaner.  Instead, I ask her to get a condom out. And then I bang her. She is exquisite.

We take another shower together.  After she washes my body and face off she tells me to go back downstairs into the bar and wait for her. I still had half a bottle of beer left so I take it with me and sit down at a small table. She stays in the room another five minutes changing the sheets for the next customer. Not all the girls will do that, but she does.  And she also leaves a tip of twenty baht on the bed for someone to clean the sheets that we had just soiled.

I hadn’t really been paying attention but Goodfellas is having a small party and there’s  a small buffet table in the back of the bar.

When my girl comes back downstairs she asks me if I’d want a little food. “Yes”, I tell her. I won’t be able to get down to Walking Street until 9:30.  So it will be too late to have dinner and my friends will have already started doing their go go bar crawl. Which means, “No food for me.” Unless I take a five minute break from all the bar crawling to go into a Seven Eleven for a candy bar or other snack.

But there’s really no choice. My girl is coming back to me with a plate full of food.  It’s primarily friend chicken with potato salad, but it will suffice for a full dinner.  And I once again have some of the best company in the world sitting next to me. I wanted to order another beer but the clock is ticking. Then I start to remember another night not long ago that I had gone to Soi Six.

It must have been a year ago when another girl from the same bar had come over and sat next to me.  I remember buying her  a drink. But I had to go meet a friend at another Soi Six bar.  So I told her that I’d probably come back.

Well, let me tell you, she was pretty damn good looking and tall for a Thai girl. I nearly hated myself for leaving her.

But I went to the other bar where I had a beer with my friend and then I came back to Good Fellas. That night there was an entire stable of good looking girls all around me. But I didn’t see the tall girl, and another girl approached me instead.

So I bought the new girl a drink.

By the time she finished groping me between my legs I decided that I wanted her.

She was average in height for a Thai girl and I’d say she weighed around 40 kilos which is around 90 pounds. She was slender and she was flat as a board, but no matter.

It was that cute little ass and shapely legs that I was after.  And she was quite an attractive little piece. I’d put her at about thirty or so.

I like them about that age because by then most of them no longer have many delusions of grandeur.  That’s because they know the clock is ticking and that their shelf life is starting to dwindle. Most of them are much better performers than the younger girls.

I told her I’d take her upstairs for 700 baht, which was fine with her. And so up we went. So to keep this part of my story short, let me just say that we had a great time in the sack. She  kept telling me she was coming, and whether it was true or not, I started to believe it.  Like I said, she was probably over thirty.  Believe me,  when a lot of Thai girls get to be around that age they  really start to excel at empowering a man’s manhood.

We went back downstairs where I bought her another drink as we sat at the bar together.

Before five minutes had gone by, the other girl came up to us, the tall girl who I had passed on before.

The girl I had just banged  spoke up and said, “I don’t mind if you want to boom boom her too.  She same same sister me.”  So upstairs we went.  And as I said, she was good looking and tall for a Thai girl with lush nicely formed breasts.

Oh, the memories and here I was about to leave the place where I already was in the best of company.

So down to Walking Street I went.

Walking Street Soi Six?

My friends were just coming out of the Lighthouse go go bar when I joined up with them. One of them said, “We just saw Lek. She’s back at Mistys Go Go Bar again. We saw her walking inside.”

I really didn’t want to go back to Misty’s again.  But Lek was a different story. She was a waitress and not a go go dancer.

And we had spent several nice times together when she was working her shift. Unfortunately she only showed up for work about half the time. But the last time I had gone into Mistys I had sat in front of the stage. One of the girls came straight up and took a seat next to me. Then she asked me to buy her a drink. I hesitated at first, because to tell you the truth she wasn’t all that attractive. But she had sat next to me several times before and one time she had actually sucked my dick.

But so had another girl, and I had liked the second girl much better who had for one thing, a body to die for. The second girl was back in the restroom, and when she didn’t come out for ten minutes I finally told the first girl I’d buy her a beer.

“But I don’t like beer,” she told me.

“You can drink a beer,”I replied. “That’s what I’m drinking.”

“I want a tequila,” she insisted.

“Okay. I buy you a tequila I told her, but only one.”

Here we were sitting at the stage with the whole place looking on when that girl started to feel my dick. And when she started in on me, the waitress came over and sat in my lap. The difference between the two was staggering because Lek was a really fine looking woman with a very firm nicely put together body.

I don’t know what really happened next but suddenly Lek had jumped off my lap and started kneeling down on the floor. Sticking her hand up my shorts she started to rub my balls and my dick, intermittently and she seemed to really be starting to enjoy herself.

I think it was about then that the girl I really wanted came out of the toilet and then if I remember correctly she started to feel my dick too. But I do remember the first girl.  The one I had bought the tequila for, coming up behind me and putting me in a headlock.  Which pinned me onto the bar stool so I could hardly move.

And here I had Lek really getting into the hand job she was giving me while at least one other girl started to grope me.

Suddenly I started to wake up to reality. Someone was ordering two more drinks on my account. And my bar bill had already exceeded 500 baht. The whole situation had gotten out of control and before I’d know it my bar tab would reach 2000 baht before another twenty minutes would go by.

One of my pals was sitting next to me and we already had this contingency covered. We both cried out in unison, “Check Bin.” Which called an immediate halt to all the game playing. There would be no more drinks in this bar tonight.

Lek took care of my bill for her as I paid her a thousand baht and she went back to the cashier to get my change.

Jim who had joined me that night and I then went outside where we smoked a cigarette and started to discuss what go go club we’d head to next. And then I felt a woman’s arms around me.

It was Lek. I asked her then what her bar fine was. And when she told me it was 800 baht I said to her, “perhaps some other time we go short time together.”

Then I said to her, “No other girl, Lek. No other girl except for you. Next time I only buy drink for you. I don’t like this game they play of everyone thinking I buy drink for them.”

Lek nodded and said that she understood. Then we left.

But that was two months ago and here she is working at Misty’s again. So my friends and I go inside the bar where they fully expect me to bar fine Lek. We take bar stools next to the stage and I tell the other waitress that I am waiting for Lek.

But wouldn’t you know it, before we even manage to get anywhere near the stage that first girl gets to me as she leads me by my hand over to the stage.

When she asks me  to buy her a drink, I tell her, “I wait for Lek. She girl for me tonight.”

But Lek’s in the toilet.

And she doesn’t come out for ten minutes. Then she sits next to me and I buy her a drink. I don’t think we are together for even ten minutes when my friends tell me that they already check binned.

And they are going to Super Girls go go next.

I stay with Lek for another five minutes.   Then I tell her I must leave to join my friends at Super Girls. I would have just stayed there with Lek.  But I really liked Super Girls.   And even though my friends didn’t, they were going there next.

I head to Super Girls but my friends aren’t there. Then I walk across the street to Super Baby which was Super Girls sister club thinking they had gone there instead. But they aren’t there either.  So  I go back to Super Girls and order a bottle of San Miguel Light. It is only then that I get the text message telling me they had gone to Dream Girls.  And that this club is next to Super Girls.

The waitresses are super friendly to me at Super Girls.  Which is widely known along with its sister club Super Baby to cater to the Japanese.

Saying that these two clubs cater to the Japanese is the understatement of the year.

There’s a Jacuzzi in both clubs. Normally two completely naked girls will cavort around in the Jacuzzi.

Nearly all Thai bar girls shave their vaginas. But not at Super Girl and Super Babys. When you watch Japanese porn movies you will immediately discover that the female porn stars have kept their pubic hair. A lot of the girls have special hairdos at Super Girl and Super Baby.  The kind of hairdos that are favored by Japanese men. And the girls normally do very little dancing on the stage. Instead they will gyrate around slowly like zombies.

I’ve heard that most Japanese men do not like aggressive women. That’s why I think the girls make a special effort not to show off their dancing skills. They want to appear submissive, the way many Japanese men prefer their women.

The bar fine’s still six hundred baht at both Super Girl and Super Baby. And beer at both the clubs is still 120 baht a bottle. Used to be there were no drink specials at either clubs. Well, there still aren’t any drink specials but most of the other clubs on Walking Street are now charging 135 to 145 baht for a bottle of beer.

Meanwhile the coyote girls have started to take over Walking Street.

Coyote girls are not really employees of the go go bar the way other dancers are. Instead they work for a company. The go go bar deals direct with the company which it pays so much to for every girl the go go bar contracts for. The price tag is very high so in order to recoup the huge amounts of money it is being charged for each coyote dancer, the go go bar will typically charge 1500 baht bar fines. That’s the normal bar fine until midnight after which goes down to 1000 baht.

So at a club like Misty’s the bar fine’s likely to be between 1000 and 1500 baht and even a service girl like Lek is going to require an 800 baht bar fine. Both Super Girl and Super Baby charge only a 600 baht bar fine unless the customer wants to bar fine one of the Jacuzzi girls. The bar fine is then 700 baht. But the two girls who are in the Jacuzzi one night are not likely to be in the Jacuzzi the next night. They will be up on stage and as “normal dancers” their bar fine will go down to 600 baht.

As for coyote dancers, once a club starts relying on them the entire ball game changes since the goal is to extort as many drinks from a club’s customers in the shortest time frame.  Supplying sexual services becomes secondary.

I am especially attracted to one of the waitresses at Super Girl , but she disappears on me about the time I’m thinking about buying her a drink. Meanwhile one of the dancers is looking me over now and then. She’s tall and very slender.

Since I’ve already decided to buy one of the Super Girl or Super Babys dancers a drink each time I came into one of these two clubs, I decide to get the girl a drink to size her up.

I get the girl’s eye and motion downwards to my beer bottle to signal her that I want to buy her a drink. But she doesn’t seem to catch on. Five minutes pass without her making a move. Finally she gets the hint and calls over a waitress to get her drink order.

Normally a girl at Super Baby or Super Girl will then come off the stage to drink the drink a customer has just bought her. Usually the pair will discuss what price the customer is willing to pay for her services. But this girl remains on the stage. Even after the waitress brings her drink up to her. Instead of joining me on the bar stool next to mine she edges up to me on the stage.  Where she proceeds to drink her cocktail while asking me a couple of inane questions.  Such as “Where do you come from?” And “How long are you staying in Pattaya?”

Walking Street Soi Six?  You hardly have girls ask you such stupid questions on Soi Six.  The girls usually ask you much more meaningful questions such as, “Do you want to come now or later?”

I should never have bought this female Walking Street leach a drink because this girl is a complete waste of time and money.

I finish my beer as quickly as I can and then I head over to Super Baby where my friends wind up joining me.

Instead of going to Super Girl they had gone to Dream Girls, the new go go bar next door to Super Baby. There a squadron of dancers had  pounced on them asking for drinks. One of my friends went through 2,000 baht in the first twenty minutes.

That kind of thing doesn’t happen at either Super Girls or Super Baby. Well, maybe it does.  Every once in awhile when a customer is really asking to be taken. But normally the girls and the bosses behave themselves in a far less aggressive manner. Which I really appreciate because who needs girls he doesn’t really want.  Just because they are throwing themselves all over you asking for drinks?

But my friends don’t especially like Super Baby so after having only one beer there we run off to the next go go bar.

But on the way, we must pass Misty’s. As we walk past Misty’s I feel a girl putting her arms around me. It’s Lek.

I decide to hell with going with my friends to the next place or two. I’m going to spend the next two or three hours with Lek.

I wind up sitting at the end of the stage on the other side of where I had been sitting before. Once again, Lek is all over me. She sits on my lap facing away from me. Then she takes my hand and sticks it  between her legs. My fingers are rubbing her privates and she wants me to keep rubbing her there. Unlike the girls at Super Girl and Super Babys, Lek’s shaved her vagina.  And probably today because it’s very smooth down there and my fingers just glide around. There’s not a trace of stubs of pubic hair left behind by the razor.

I’m getting as hard as a racehorse and Lek knows it.

I’m getting ready to make a move. I sure don’t want to be paying her any 2000 baht short time price the way most of these Walking Street go god dancers are charging these days. So I’m thinking just what I’m going to ask her and how much when suddenly she blows it.

We are joined by a second girl.

“This is my sister, Nam,” Lek tells me.

“Yeah Walking Street Soi Six?  See what I mean.  I’ll take Soi Six any day.”

How many times have I heard that line before?” I ask myself. Girls working in the bars keep telling men they have a sister so that the men will buy two drinks instead of one. After all, it’s the girl’s sister. But nine times out of ten it’s a complete lie.

“Isn’t she beautiful?” And look at her boobs. Aren’t they beautiful and large,” Lek continues as she takes my hand and places it on the other girl’s breasts.”

It’s the classic double teaming approach I tell myself and it’s intended to extract as much possible over a very short time period.

And sure enough to prove that I am 100 percent correct Lek comes out with the next line, a line that I know isn’t going to wait more than five minutes.

“Will you buy my sister a drink?” Lek asks.

I politely decline.

She’s done exactly what I’ve told her not to do, and I’ve asked her many times already not to fleece me for drinks. I immediately spout out, “Check Bin Kap (Give me my bill please). Visibly very surprised Lek gets up to get my bill squared away with the cashier. Then she returns with the bill and tells me, “Thank you for buying my sister a drink.”

Walking Street Soi Six?  This never happened to me at Soi Six.  Not once.

I never saw it.  No one at the bar even asked me to buy that first drink for Lek’s so called sister. How those two girls slipped that one by me I’ll never know.

I must have had a couple too many to have let them get away with that one. Lek had already gotten one drink out of me for the bar girl and I might have very easily gotten two drinks for her while thinking to myself. One drink won’t hurt any and surely Lek won’t try to keep milking me for drinks for the other girls.

But she did.

My blood was boiling yet I remained calm and paid my bill. And that concludes this little story of mine. So I once again ask the question: Walking Street  Soi Six which is more satisfying? I think you know how I feel. As for yourselves, that is your call. Just keep in mind, you have been warned.

For a lot more information about go go dancers check out Stephen Leather’s “Private Dancer”  This is one of the best books about Thai bar girls and Bangkok go go dancers I’ve ever read.  Private Dancer here as a pdf file is free from Stephen Leather’s web site.  I urge you to read “Private Dancer” before getting involved with a Bangkok or Pattaya bar girl.


Billy Bob

Pattaya Soapy Massage

Everyone has their list. Those places not yet visited, foods yet to be tasted, people we would wish to meet, experiences to be indulged. Whether you call it a bucket list or a collection of passing fantasies, it is that accumulation of things we have heard of or read about or viewed other people enjoy that we determine to add to our life’s journey if ever the opportunity presents itself. The Pattaya Soapy Massage occupied a place on my list. I don’t remember when I added it but I’m sure it was some time ago. However, unlike other items which have disappeared without a trace when I looked for them, that one never went away. Someday, if time and location and inclination lined up, I knew I had to try a Pattaya Soapy Massage

Pattaya Soapy Massage
Oil massages are perfect for the man not wanting a personal relationship

There are two Sabai massage places on 2nd road in Pattaya between Central and North Road. I didn’t choose one over the other. The Sabai Room happened to be on the side of the street I was walking. I don’t remember the name of the one across the street but with Sabai in its name the ownership may have been the same. The door man came out as I approached, and I could see the Pattaya Soapy Massage fish bowl from the street. I decided today was to be the day.

When I entered I noticed how large the area was.  The concierge offered me a seat at a table and summoned a waiter for a drink if I liked.  He then sat down and recommended a girl from the Pattaya Soapy Massage girls.  The girl looked like a fine choice from where I was sitting.

The lineup was impressive.  20 plus girls all dressed for the evening gown competition and not a loser in the bunch.

Some looked like they may have been in their early 30s.  But the average was probably 5 years younger than that. Since I was the only customer in this spacious establishment I was the center of attention.

As my gaze crossed the room their smiles came on like Christmas lights blinking on down a string. I can only speculate on the reasons for the concierge’s  recommendation. Perhaps the girl he was recommending’s  English was better than most.  Certainly better than his at any rate.  Or possibly she had a preference and I fell into the right category. Making bad recommendations in that position wouldn’t serve any long term interest.   But people can be surprisingly short sighted

Perhaps the concierge expected a kickback from the girl he was recommending. Money is number one after all.

Despite his suggestion, not in defiance of it, I chose another girl. She was equally attractive.  Although many of the girls waved and smiled this one seemed particularly enthusiastic.  Or persistent or possibly just financially ambitious.  Later I would conclude her command of the English language as certainly being a factor.

I was amazed with how clean and glare free the glass was. After I made the choice the concierge called the girl by name from my table.  She was short and stacked.  She spoke surprisingly good English.  And she was definitely worth 2,000 Baht which was the flat rate price for any girl there.

The whole operation had a very nice feel to it. I felt like I was standing at a crap table rolling the dice where 7 happened to be a fairly common number.

I do wonder what the difference would have been if I had gone with the concierges suggestion instead of the one I chose. The same, better? I will never know.

Once I settled the bill May grabbed my hand and took me to the elevator. There were several floors which I didn’t stop to count with probably a dozen rooms on each around an atrium which went to the roof. She led me into a room that was clearly designed with one thought in mind………fun. I set down my coke, turned and hung my shirt on the hook. When I turned back May was naked. She had a stacked hourglass figure that was just what I had in mind. Her nipples were hard and her breasts although real and substantial showed a youthful defiance to gravity. I asked her if she was cold.

She replied that her nipples always extended in greeting like that. She suggested I sit back and enjoy a cigarette with my coke while she got ready.

While the Jacuzzi was filling with water she took a large tub and filled it part way adding a liquid soap as she went. When it was half full she started whipping it into frothy foam which she scooped onto the air mattress on the tile floor.

All the while we chatted. She was 26 years old and had spent several years in North America. Vancouver I believe, which explained her skills with the English language.

She was finished about the same time as my cigarette and she summoned me onto the tile floor which she correctly warned me was very slippery. The girl had a big Russian customer the previous day under the influence of several too many vodkas who had fallen hard on that tile floor and she didn’t want a repeat.

I lay down on the air mattress in about six inches of foam.  The massage girl took the remaining foam and lathered herself with it managing to keep her long hair which she had tied up completely dry.

She then straddled me and began to slide, first on my back.  And then when I turned over, on my front. She scissored her legs with mine and rubbed her pussy on my balls.  Turning to face me she ran her hands up my thighs all the way to my shoulders which positioned my slippery cock in the center of her magnificent cleavage. Sensing she had pushed the magic button she worked her hard nipples up and down my pelvis and then teased my hard on with each.

Satisfied that I was enjoying the ride she helped me up and we both got in the Jacuzzi. She started with her back to me while I admired her nipples with my fingers. Then she leaned forward and slid my cock between her cheeks. Finally she turned and gave me a repeat performance with her cleavage.

I’m hardly a newcomer when it comes to titty fucking. At first it was just foreplay.

Some girl friends seemed to enjoy it as much as I did, probably because my hands were very busy at the same time. One girlfriend, due to surgery wasn’t able to have sex for several weeks and the pearl necklace became the go to substitute. None of those experiences compares to a soapy air mattress or a warm sudsy Jacuzzi with the company of shapely little Asian spinner. Lubricity and body to body contact are a winning combination and you can’t effectively duplicate it in a shower much less achieve the positions available on an air mattress or in a tub.

Having garnered my full attention we got out of the tub dried off and moved off the tile floor and back to the carpet where there was a queen size bed. Like I said this room was spacious, nicely laid out and furnished and designed for fun. I laid face down and she gave me a short but pleasant massage of my back and legs and then I turned over.

She did the same to the front. She pulled a condom from her purse and put it on with her lips making sure she still had my full attention.

I should mention there was no bareback anything. There was an attention to and discipline regarding hygiene that would have made an Army surgeon proud right down to the way she brushed her teeth before we left the room. I can’t say that it had any negative effect on the quality of the experience, it probably enhanced it.

Once she had positioned the condom to her satisfaction she climbed on. She rode with enthusiasm first forward then backward Asian cowgirl style. After all that had preceded this I wasn’t going to last much longer. She hopped off when she saw I was ready.  Then she removed the condom and produced a bottle of lubricant from her purse.  Which she slathered on my hard cock. She then worked it with her hands alternating between a slow and then fast rhythm. That was all it took. It didn’t hit my chin but it felt like It might. It was an impressive load.

We cleaned up  and dried off.  Then she hosed down the area to get it ready for the next session as I dressed and had a cigarette. Then she put her evening gown back on, and we headed back to the entrance. A quick hug and off I went, too distracted to even think about giving her a well deserved tip.

Pattaya has a variety of venues all designed around the same result. Soi 6 short time bars, Walking Street GoGos, Beer Bars, and massage options abound. Each comes with its own unique set of advantages and disadvantages.

Price, atmosphere and ambiance, in or out, short time long time, the variety of combinations is substantial. Some providers are like hotels offering hourly daily and weekly rates. The only way to compare the plethora of possibilities in a concise fashion is to choose one parameter, say price and rank them based on that aspect. Doing so, I would put this Pattaya Soapy Massage somewhat above the median but nowhere near the top.

I have to admit Walking Street go gos have a great business model. It’s like public foreplay in a titty bar with a raft of beauties followed by private entertainment with the entertainer(s) of your choice. There is no titty bar appeal to the Pattaya Soapy Massage and perusing the talent isn’t an all night proposition. The problem with Walking Street GoGos isn’t with the business model. The problem is with the execution, price relative to other options and the pervasiveness of scamming. Seasoned expats will tell you Walking Street is plagued by overpricing and under performance.

Then there is Soi 6, which has none of the “frills” of a Pattaya soapy massage but all of the sex in an atmosphere that isn’t overflowing with ambiance which of course makes it cheaper by perhaps a third.

You can probably find an equally attractive companion but you won’t find 20 of them in one establishment and sorting through the selection can be time consuming.  The Pattaya Soapy Massage offers a lot of variety.

Beer bars are another option which offers a vast selection from stunning to unimpressive. Here you have an open air GoGo minus the titty show. You can stop in for a cold one and leave with a girl.  Or you can polish off a 12 pack while mulling over your options. Once again the range of appearance combined with the lack of overhead associated with all the frill and ambiance of a Pattaya soapy massage drives the price down below the soapie and closer to Soi 6 cost. On the other hand you’re more likely to negotiate a long time arrangement at the place of your choosing so the time / baht ratio can be considerably different.

In the final analysis what you want.  For how long and at what location.   How leisurely you want to make your choice.  And how much skin you want to see.  You must weigh all that against all the costs.  Which add up.  Not to mention the value you place on the money which will cover those costs. There is no such thing as the best choice. That’s why the variety of options exists. If one were a clear winner to the majority of patrons lesser options would fall by the wayside.

Everyone has a list. For some it is an impossible collection of highly improbable fantasies. Like planning the details of cashing a winning lottery ticket, it is an accumulation of things that could be discarded because they will never be of any use.

The Pattaya Soapy massage was on my list. At just 2000 baht total for a complete titillating experience that would last 1.5 hours, it wasn’t beyond reach.

It waited there patiently for its opportunity to arrive and one day opportunity came knocking. It’s still on my list. You see some experiences are so satisfying they deserve an encore. One day if time and inclination and location line up I will do it again.

You might be also be interested in reading “Sixteen hours with my Soapie Massage Girl”

Jack Corbett Walking Street go go bars

The Jack Corbett Walking Street go go bars are the latest go go’s our gang frequents.   I’m giving up to 5 stars for our favorites.  With 5 stars being the best.   Bear in mind that I have not given any stars whatsoever for most of them.

Does this mean they are no good?  Not at all.  It just means we don’t go to them for whatever reason.  I’ve commented on certain go go bars as well.  But do take my comments with a grain of salt.  In fact take everything I’m  doing and saying here with a grain of salt.

The reason is it’s not my primary mission in life to be rating go go bars.  I might go to the once every two weeks or so just to be with the guys.  Who I refer to as “our gang”.  Another reason is, I find Walking Street go go bars to primarily be for tourists.  That is, for guys who don’t know any better.

These are the primary reasons  I take such an ambivalent attitude towards the Jack Corbett Walking Street go go bar list that follows

  • The drink prices are much higher than they are at competitive venues such as Soi 7 and 8, Soi Six, etc
  • Bar fines are typically 1000 baht and more.  Much cheaper elsewhere
  • Walking Street go go dancers are typically asking 2000 baht and up for short time.  (this is on top of their bar fines).
  • One gets typically better performance from the girls in competitive venues as mentioned above
  • Go go bars typically move the girls from their customers (sitting at tables) to the stage to dance with great frequency.  This does not allow for much quality interaction between the customers and the go go girls.
  • The Coyote dancer pestilence that’s resulted in go go dancers constantly hammering customers for drinks where the main goal is to sell as many ladies drinks in the shortest time possible
  • Too much da da music.  This is the electro noise crap that is not even being played in America.  This is pure noise to the customers’ ears.

Now that you’ve read all my reasons for not going to the Pattaya Go Go Bars, here’s my Jack Corbett Walking Street go go bar list.

Angelwitch Pattaya

Annabelles go go Bar

A Jack Corbett Walking Street go go girl
In order to protect the innocent I’ve added a few touches to protect the identity of this tender little morsel

Baby Dolls Pattaya

Girls are pretty hefty here at Baby Dolls

Bacchara Go Go BarFavorite place for Japanese and Korean tourists with the kind of prices those guys like to pay.  

Beach Club Go Go bar


Crazy House Go GoGood hands on action.  My gang has been pretty lucky here.  

Dollhouse Go Go

The Doll House is a lot of fun.  Great manager here.  Some very cute girls, and happy hour prices from 8:30-10:30.

Heaven Above Go Go Bar

The Lighthouse Go Go bar

Has some of the best lookers on Walking Street so great eye candy can abound here at the Light House.  But the girls are not as friendly here as they are at many other places, notably Crazy House and the Doll House.

Living Dolls Showcase Go Go Bar

Mistys Go Go Bar

Naughty Girls Pattaya Go Go

Pattaya Dream Girls Go Go

Peppermint Go Go Bar

Sapphire Club Pattaya

Secrets Night Club, Hotel and Forum

Tahitian Queen Go Go

The Sea Go Go Bar

Super Girl Used to like Super Girl a lot, and still do, but non relenting very loud da da music makes this place fit only for the phonologically impaired.

Windmill Club

Very much hands on.  The Windmill’s a pervert’s paradise.  Not my cup of tea, but that’s just me.

This Jack Corbett Walking Street go go bar list is far from complete.  There’s a few new places on Walking Street now.  Tried out a couple, and didn’t care for them.

When Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls

It was a night to remember when Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls.

Soi Cowboy go go girls
Soi Cowboy go go girls at the Naklua Girl Beer Bar.

It happened several years ago at the Naklua Girl Beer Bar.  Several Germans owned the Naklua Beer Bar in those days.  And as you’d expect from Germany, these owners did just about everything right.

But this was a very special night.  One of the German owners was celebrating his 80th birthday.

So the owners pulled out  all the stops.  The bar would only admit customers who produced special written invitations.  Everything was free.  The owners provided a sumptuous food buffet.   And the invited guests could drink all the beer they wanted.  Or all the Tequila, whiskey, vodka, or mixed drinks they could handle.  Now that was a very special night, but it cost the German bar owners thousands of American dollars to put the extravagant birthday party on.

In those days the Pattaya Girl Bar Bar  had the best beer bar girls.  The bar’s charismatic mamasan  recruited them.  The German bar owners also had a special German friend who put ran th beer bar’s music for free.  He put it all on a computer

and he made sure that the Girl Beer Bar didn’t play any Thai music.  There wasn’t any da da music either.

That’s the kind of noise that comprises just two beats:  “Da Da, Da, Da,  played in rapid succession that is differentiated only by tone.

This is the type of cretin who will put up with Da Da Music. Typically he’s an English soccer hooligan type of lout. You gotta be a complete moron to be wanting to sit in a room where they are playing this crap.

Now, this kind of noise might be favored by certain English hooligan types.  Unfortunately  too many stupid Pattaya bar owners cater to them.

But these were Germans putting this whole show on.  And one thing a lot of people don’t know is that many Germans love the old American and English songs a lot more than their American and English counterparts do.  So this particular group of German bar owners got their music just right.  And then they directed their Thai mamasan to hire only the most exceptional Pattaya bar girls.

The German bar owners brought in a special troupe of Soi Cowboy go go dancers from Bangkok.

At least one of the German bar owners owned a Soi Cowboy go go bar in Bangkok.  Whether this is true or not, I do know that the bar owners brought in a handful of very hot Soi Cowboy go go dancers from Bangkok.  And that they brought them to Pattaya  for this one special night only.

The Naklua Girl Beer Bar already had the best group of bar girls in Pattaya.  So after the German owners brought in the Soi Cowboy go go dancers the end result speaks for itself.  what you get is quite possibly the very finest group of Pattaya bar girls that has ever been assembled before in a Pattaya beer bar.

This video is its result. I think everyone watching it will agree.  In this video perhaps the finest group of Pattaya Bangkok bar girls are together under one roof.

Unfortunately the Girl Beer bar closed down  five or six years ago.  And two weeks ago the old German bar owner died.  He was 87 years old when he died and still sharp as a tack.  The man owned part of the Heidelberg Restaurant, part of the Taverne German Restaurant and still another German restaurant on Naklua Soi 33.

Every now and then, I’d see him in one of his restaurants.  I believe he owned a few more than the ones I just named.  And he did admit finally that he had owned a Bangkok go go bar or two.  And then he’d let me know that he didn’t want to talk about his business affairs.  He was a wise man.

One of my English friends keeps telling me, the Girl Beer Bar was the best bar Pattaya ever had.  He used to go with me every other night or so.  He’s right.  Since coming to Pattaya 12 years ago, I have never found a go go bar or beer bar that even came close to what Tony and his German fellow bar owners created here.



Pattaya bar owner shot to death

When this appears in Google the story reads Pattaya Bar owner shot to death. But this wasn’t just any bar owner. The woman who was killed was ED, former owner of the Malai Bar in Naklua which I had awarded the Looking Glass Magazine Bar of the month in August 2006. My girlfriend at that time was Ed’s niece.  She lived with me for a year and seven months. So it should have been no surprise that we went to the Malai Bar quite often back then. In those days in my opinion, the Malai Bar had the best management in the area. It had the best music. It had a good crowd. And very seldom was it boring.

Looking Glass Magazine August 2006 Pattaya Bar owner of the month shot to death

I remember the first time I came into the Malai Bar.

I had been drinking with a Scot at T.J. Bar across the parking lot from the Malai Bar, and I noticed that this bar I had never set foot in before had a big crowd, so I said to the Scot, “Let’s check that place out.” As soon as we came into the bar, Ed came up to me and said, “Thank you so much for coming into my bar. Can I buy you a drink?”

Pattaya bar owner shot
Pattaya bar owner shot. This is the way the papers read it. Notice the “mug shot” transposed into this image. The newspaper also blurred out Edie’s dead body . It is horrible to know I knew Edie so well and she came to such a bad end. I still had her phone number on my cell even though her niece was no longer my live in girlfriend.

The second thing that happened to me was a pretty Thai lady came up to me, took me by my hand and escorted me to a bar stool. Then she sat next to me. The shapely Thai woman would become my girlfriend.

Ed was never boring. Sometimes she’d buy me a drink. Other times she’d ask for one. She’d get up and dance on the bar. Oftentimes she appeared to be drunk and totally out of control.

I think she usually pretended to be drunk. Outstanding showmanship on many levels earmarked her bar as something very special in those days and I think a “drunken ED” was part of her master plan.

I used to shoot a lot of pictures and video at the Malai Bar. But the best night of them all was when Ed put on her birthday party.

She already had a good looking group of girls working for her. But that was not good enough for ED. One just had to know ED to really appreciate how outstanding she was at running a bar. For her birthday she brought in a group of girls from Sattahip and had them dancing with her bar girls. That night ED had an exceptional group of very attractive Thai bar girls performing for her, and at the end ED got up on the pole herself.

After a year and seven months my girlfriend and I split up and I stopped going to the Malai Bar. Something like a year and a half later I met my present girlfriend and I took her to a heavily advertised Pattaya Bar that had been touting itself as the number one nightclub for music.

The nightclub served godawfully expensive drinks.   And the band sucked rotten eggs. The distaste in my mouth was so bad that I decided I had to take my girlfriend to a place where I knew the music would be good. And the bar I had in mind was Ed’s place. So I took my girlfriend into the Malai Bar and we kept going there for many months.

The band Played as good as always and Ed had not lost her considerable charm.

And then the bar was sold to someone else. One man in the band quit and not long after that the drummer quit as well. The rumor was that Ed lost the bar because she had a gambling problem. We stopped going there.

Another bar owner told me last night that her fellow Pattaya bar owner shot was shot to death somewhere near Nong Nooch Botanical Garden.

The other bar owner told me that ED owed too many people too much money, could not repay her debts and that was that.

ED might have not been able to manage her money but she sure was one helluva bar owner.

She had three men playing at the Malai Bar and from what Ed’s niece told me she paid each man a lot of money. Perhaps far too much money and more than nearly any other bar owner would have been willing to part with. Her bar centered around music and it brought in a lively crowd. Those were the days.

There’s several videos I did at the Malai Bar that you can get to through my links above. And no, they are not on my you tube channel.

For one thing the little Canon I used in those days to shoot video was nowhere close to what my Panasonic LX 7 can do. You will notice an extreme qualitative difference in my videos.

Part of the reason is that in recent years we have been experiencing much faster internet speeds here in Pattaya than previously. So I’ve been able to shoot and upload huge video files and put those on the You tube server which can handle such large video files far better than anything I’ve worked with before. And of course, that new camera is simply outstanding.  But even more recently I have been shooting video with the latest and greatest Panasonic Lx10 and the incomparable Nikon D-750 SLR.

You might also want to take a look at “Video of a Pattaya Tragedy–Edie’s Birthday at the Malai Bar”

Also “The Beautiful Beach Road Freelander who disappeared out of my Life Forever” In this one, although is no Pattaya bar owner shot, there’s still a lot of speculation about the Thai Mafia

I finally met Dick Fitswell at Soi Six Big Dicks in Pattaya

I finally met Dick Fitswell at  Soi Six Big Dicks. In Pattaya. Not the real Dick Fitswell, the man in the book with the 18 inch dick but someone just like him, except in the end he came up a bit short, but if you’ve ever followed the Dick Fitswell, the man in quest for the Perfect Fit saga you will have learned that this is what usually happens to all the Dick Fitswell wanna bees of the world.

Soi Six Big Dicks Bar
You need to buy the book to enjoy the last chapters including Dick Fitwell’s latest adventures at Soi Six Big Dicks

I’d already had my first woman of the night and planned on getting me another.

But wanting to take an intermission from my nocturnal activities I go into Soi Six Big Dicks Bar for a couple beers.

So I sit alone at the bar where I got my first bottle in record time.  My bartender is Perry the owner.  For years the bar was the Bull Ring.  Nothing’s really changed here except for the sign.  In fact, the place still has the same ole mamasan as before.  And Soi Six O Bar is still next door.

Did I say old mamasan?  Well I tell you she is looking delectable tonight.  This mamasan’s in her prime but tonight she is really wired on all the drinks she had been having.  A slender fireball of energy wearing a baseball cap backwards she is really full of herself.  There is a man with her and a couple of bar girls had joined them as they all dance together in the center of the room.  There is a second man in the Soi Six Big Dicks, lying on his side on one of the couches, comatose and completely oblivious to everything around him.

A third man comes into Soi Six Big Dicks ringing the bell as he comes in without a moment’s hesitation.  This means a second bottle of beer for me.  I think he is German and I almost say to the man, “Danke Schoen”, but thank him in English instead.  But before I can offer him a beer, the first man comes up to me and introduces himself.

“Hi.  I’m Dick (pretending that he’s Fitswell),” he says to me.

“And I”m Billy Bob,   I am American. Where do you come from?”

“I am from Sweden.”

“Well that’s good.  At least you are not one of those English hooligans wearing his monkey suit.  I thought you were.”

(At Soi Six Big Dicks a lot of Englishmen come in wearing their ridiculous football shorts, shirts with their favorite soccer names emblazoned on them, and running shoes as if they are professional sports stars)

“Oh no.  I come from Sweden.  Here on holiday.”

The Swede walks over to the mamasan for a moment and says to her, “I fuck you already.  I want to fuck you a second time.”

Mamasan smirks at him and replies, “Oh you think you can really?”

The Swede comes back to me to tell me, “I have already fucked her upstairs.  They have a mirror up there above the bed and I could watch myself fucking her.

It was very good.   She have very good pussy.  I love her pussy.”

Mamasan overheard what the Swede was telling me.  Everyone did except the comatose man still lying on the couch.

“Oh, I didn’t know she is the mamasan,” I reply.  She sure is good looking though.”

“Fuck you Billy Bob,” the mamasan tells me.  But she tells me softly in good humor because we both know the truth.  I had banged her four times before.  But that will be our little secret we’d keep from the Swede.

“You know what I did yesterday,” the Swede continued.  “I fucked nine ladies next door in the same afternoon.”  The bar girls there couldn’t believe it, but they kept score for me.”

“Man.  I didn’t know that was possible,” I tell him.  “You ought to be in porn movies.  One thing’s for sure.  You are the superstar here at Soi Six Big Dicks.”

“Well  did it, and right now I’m going to eat mamasan’s pussy.   He looks over at mamasan who is standing only a few feet away.  And calls out to her.  “Let’s get on the floor together, right now.  I want to eat your pussy right here.  I want everyone to know I have the biggest penis Soi Six Big Dicks ever experienced.”

Well, mamasan isn’t buying it.  All the time she’s been darting back and forth in the bar.  And going outside to check on the girls trying to pick up possible customers.  She is wearing very little for her bottom, perhaps just a g string.  But much of the time it is drawn up so that her ass and privates are partly exposed.  But I know her, and I know she is way too cool to let the Swede eat her on the floor.

The Swede starts to unzip his pants.  Then he pulls out his dick.

I must confess to looking down at it but only for a moment. I am actually  thinking he might measure up to something close to being like Dick Fitswell.  But I was disappointed.  He seemed quite ordinary to me.   This clown is just another penis at Soi Six Big Dicks.

“Do you remember this?” the man tells Mamasan as he wiggles his cock in front of her.

“How do you want me to remember your dick, when I have 10,000 of them in me already?” the mamasan replies.

I then remember a past conversion I once had with Mamasan when I asked her how many times she boom boomed a day.  She had told me it varied.  But that she usually had sex with between 60 and 80 men each month.  And I believe her.  I believe her because the first time I had actually sat down with her and bought her a drink she was having her birthday party in the bar, and she had more money stapled to her clothing than I had ever seen on a bar girl in my life.  A few days after that I had asked her just how much money the bar’s customers and bar girls had given her on her birthday.  And and she  told me the customers and bar girls had stapled 20,000 baht to her.

Such is the true measure of this woman.  She is so likable that people had given her 20,000 baht in the bar on her birthday.

She speaks excellent English and unlike most bar girls or mamasans I had met before, she always spokes the truth to me.  Besides, she is damn good looking and has this trim nicely put together little body that weighs just 40 kilograms.  She is one of those gems that you love just sitting down with for a few drinks.

A few minutes later the Swede tells me, “Excuse me.  I have to go to the toilet.”

Fifteen minutes later, he still doesn’t come out of the rest room.  By this time the comatose man on the couch starts to wake up as Mamasan sits next to him to help him regain his senses.

His brain still isn’t working.  But his hands are as he keeps trying to grope Mamasan’s trim little figure.

Then she goes outside again.   Then a man comes in who looked to be about thirty-five or so.

“Soi Six Big Dicks is really incredible he tells me.  “I’ve never seen a place this crazy.  Why, Soi Six Big Dicks is just off the scale.”

“Where are you from?”  I ask the man.


Several minutes later he walks past the rest room with Mamasan who accompanies him upstairs.

Finally the Swede comes out of the toilet.  He’s  been in there for too long to be just getting rid of his bodily wastes.  But he comes out  for only a few seconds and then he goes back into the commode.  When he finally comes out, he staggers over to me.

“I suppose you just had a true love affair with the toilet bowel,” I tell him.

“Yes”, he replies as he made motions with his hand signifying that he’s just thrown up.  “I drink too much so I throw it all out of my mouth.”

One has to wonder how he had ever managed to bang nine different bar girls in the same afternoon.  I  imagine him lining the girls up on the floor while knelling over each one in turn. And slips himself into each girl for a few seconds before moving onto the next.

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