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Japanese politeness is ruining Pattaya Walking Street

Ironically it is Japanese politeness that is ruining the Pattaya Walking Street go go bars caused by Japanese men agreeing to outrageous pricing.

With the word getting out  how much cheaper it is to buy sex in Pattaya than in Japan,  Japanese tour groups have recently gone overboard in targeting Pattaya as a premiere hunting ground for beautiful available women.   Although not long ago certain go go bars such as Super Girls, Super Babes and Baccharat had been promoting themselves especially for the Japanese, the incursion of Japanese men that had been for the most part limited only to a few clubs has recently become an invasion that has taken over most of the Walking Street Go Go bars.   The result has been the ruination of the Walking Street go go bars for both those who are unwilling to pay the outrageously high prices Japanese men are willing to pay, and the Japanese themselves who will ultimately go to cheaper countries once they’ve decided that their Pattaya go bar playground’s pricing has reached unaffordable levels.

There are currently seven go go bars that have the same owners, and these include the Lighthouse, Crazy Girls, Baccharat, and the Shark Club.  Back in 2006, most of Pattaya’s Go Go bars including the Shark Club typically charged bar fines of 600 baht while the girls typically charged 1000 baht for a short time and 1500 baht for a long time.  With the American dollar at 40 baht in those days this meant that a man could bar fine a go go girl for $15.00 and take her home  for $25.00 for a total cost of $40.00.

Fast forward to the present now that hordes of Japanese tourists have descended on Pattaya’s go go bars.  The typical bar fine is currently 1000 to 1500 baht now that the coyote way of doing business has come to dominate the Walking Street go go bars.  Meanwhile short time prices have escalated to  2000 baht to 2500 baht.  At today’s exchange rate of 32 baht to the American dollar this represents $100 to $125.00 for just one short time and that’s not even including all the high priced drinks one’s likely to consume beforehand.

It’s not going to be very long before we will be approaching $200.00 for a single short time with a Pattaya go go girl, and one of the primary reasons for this is because of Japanese politeness when Japanese men  too readily agree to whatever outrageous demands are being pushed on them.

Take the practice of convincing a go go bar’s customers into buying all those ridiculously priced ping pong balls which customers throw at the go go girls scurrying about on their hands and knees trying to gather up as many of them up as they can turn which they will then turn in  for cash.  You’ve seen the signs on the walls of the go go bars, especially on the bathroom walls:  “Be a nice guy, a real king among men and buy fifty ping pong falls for a measly 3000 baht?”  Good God, that’s a hundred American dollars and for what?  If you ever see an Englishman or an American falling for this ruse, you are looking at one real stupid sad sack of a man.  I mean really!  What does a man gain by spending a hundred dollars just to watch a bunch of money hungry women groveling around a floor to prove once and for all that here in Thailand  money is indeed  number one and that a woman is willing to do anything  to get it?   Does a man get the sexual experience of a lifetime from buying all those stupid ping pong balls? He should, at those insane price levels.   No self respecting Englishman or American would ever do that.  And if you ever see an American, Englishman or even a German doing so, you can be sure that the man deserves treatment in a mental institution.

With the Japanese I think it is different.  Japanese men are typically polite people who build damn good cars, motorcycles, television sets and wonderful optical  instruments such as cameras and binoculars.   They are making great advances in global climate change.   To my notion they are the most admirable people in Asia.  They are obvioiusly far from stupid, but they do like to avoid conflict and are not as a race given to haggling over prices, especially when it comes to a group of men who have set out on an evening enjoying themselves.   Especially in Pattaya where a man can easily get beaten up or even killed for protesting against being overcharged for things.

I can’t ever forget that old friend of mine who just happens to be Irish who got the hell beaten out of him by Thais because he refused to buy a drink for a Soi 7 bar girl due when he told the bar he wasn’t going to buy her a drink simply because she had asked him to.  This didn’t matter to the Englishman who owned the bar,  When my Irish friend finally asked for his bill he noticed he had been charged not only for his drink but also for the bar girl so when he offered only to pay for the drink that he had ordered the English bar owner insisted that he pay the entire bill.  When my Irish friend continued to protest the Englishman moved towards him in a threatening manner so that he backed into s a Thai man who promptly punched my friends lights out while he was focusing on the menacing English bar owner.   When my friend finally came to the police were already there waiting for him, and then he pointed the English bar owner who was by then trying his utmost to hide from the police, the police simply ignored him, and then they put him in jail.  By that time the Thai man had already disappeared.

This story is not something I had just read about or what someone told me about in a bar.  I was the one who got the phone call from the Irishman and it was I who went down to the police station at 5:30 in the morning and bailed him out.  My friend’s face looked like hamburger.  His eyes were two solid red colored orbs minus both the retina and pupil.  I was the one who had to take him home on my motorcycle.  I saw for myself how the Thai criminal justice system works.

How many times have I been overcharged for drinks in the Walking Street go go bars?  And how many times have I had to put up with a go go girl calling a second girl over to my table to that the two could both demand drinks from me on the excuse that the second girl was the first girl’s sister?  Sister my ass!  I learned that trick over 8 years ago, so don’t try to pull it on me.    Most Pattaya go go bars treat their customers despicably.

The truth is I really like most Japanese men, but hey guys, it’s us against them, and it’s time that you start to recognize who the real enemy is and that’s high prices.  Those high prices are already getting to be so high that soon you won’t want to be coming here anymore.   You are a very intelligent, high minded race of people.  It’s high time that everyone cooperate together to keep Pattaya Walking Street from becoming a place you will never want to go back to.  As to Japanese politeness, hey I love it, especially when I was visiting Japan last February, but when it comes to Walking Street go go bars, it’s going to be far better to question the prices of everything from what you are charged for your drinks, to bar fines and the tips you pay the girls, with or without the sex and as for all those ping pong balls please deposit them in the nearest toilet where they belong.

The beautiful Walking Street toilet girl of Pattaya

“I must have 30,000 baht a month to leave Pattaya Go Go Bar,  I have 2 children. Pretty cheap,” the pretty toilet girl of Pattaya said as she lay next to me.

I had just paid her 1000 baht bar fine, plus another 350 baht for the short time room, and I was going to pay her 2000 baht more just for the short time. But I just had to have her. She was the girl I had met in the toilet at a go go bar that was charging me 140 baht for a bottle of beer. I’m smart enough not to be paying so much money just for sex, but I just knew that tonight the sex would be otherworldly. But to all of you who are reading my lines of wisdom, don’t do what I’m doing. I just got that itch that must be satisfied and since I’m playing Clark Kent and Superman, I’m taking the expensive option out.

In my 20th floor ocean front condo, I’m Clark Kent. The entire Thai staff knows me. During the last several years I haven’t brought many girls back to my condo. Here, on my home turf I play it pretty professional and straight and narrow with hardly anyone knowing my true identity. This is my true self, as Uncle Bufford–as superman whose main goal is to sample as many women as possible so that I can get to the bottom of this sex thing that makes the world go round and round. But my condo is my home, and I don’t need to have all these bar girls clamoring at my door wanting to get a piece of me. Here I am shy retiring Clark Kent, the nice guy who spends a lot of time reading books and concentrating on computers and the internet.

Here in this short time room, I don’t have any alcohol and I don’t have any music either. I wish I had this beautiful girl lying next to me back at my condo so that we can have all the time in the world together, relaxing over drinks out on my balcony with the superlative view of the Gulf of Thailand before us. But she’d probably like that too much and then she’d try to keep coming back for more. But that’s a future problem that will never exist because I’m just not going to be letting it happen.

We haven’t had sex yet. We are just lying together in each other arms doing a little kissing and talking. She’s only 23. For a lot of guys she’s probably just too skinny. Why she has hardly any tits at all and she has a narrow ass I can just about cover with one hand. But her face, her eyes, her smile is just so ungodly sexy. She’s all personality which is just how I found her the first night we met in the toilet.

That first night I came into the go go bar there were a lot of very sexy girls dancing on the club’s long stage, but most of them were watching themselves in the mirror, hardly paying attention to the customers in the club. Except for the fact that I had to go to the toilet in the worse way I was getting pretty bored with everything. That’s when I said to Billy Bob sitting next to me, “I’ve gotta take a piss, Billy Bob. Maybe tonight I’ll get lucky in the toilet here and a lady boy will start grabbing onto my dick trying to help me out.”

Well, there waszn’t a single lady boy in the place. And since this was my first time in this here go-go bar I had no idea what the toilet was like anyways. But when I first come into that toilet I sure got surprised because there must have been about three ladies in there with me. One of them had just gone into the stall to take a dump, and with the other stall taken also I had no choice other than to stand up against a urinal like a man and try to piss while people were watching me.

Soon as I started trying to take that piss this cute looking girl comes up to me and says, “Can I watch?”

“Sure you can,” I replied. “Just don’t look at my dick.”

“Why not look at dick. Dick you no good?”

“Maybe too small,” I answered back. “Can you help me pee pee?” I added. I cannot. Not when people look at me.”

“I help you,” she said to me as she started to massage my shoulders.”

There was still another girl in the toilet behind us watching and another girl was looking inside the toilets open door watching the girl massaging my shoulders.

“I think I’ll be here for a long time,” I called out to them all. I always have problems when I go pee pee.”

Then the girl reached down and started to fondle my dick, which started to get a little hard. I’ll never be able to piss now, I told myself. Which of course I couldn’t. Ten minutes passed before I finally gave up and took the girl back to my table. I bought her a Tequila, and then when she finished it I bought her a second Tequila.

By this time she was sprawled out all over me, kissing me.

“Boy is she hot”, said Billy Bob who was still sitting next to us. He felt her stomach and asked her, “Do you have any kids?”

“I have two children,” she replied.

“You have no fat on your stomach whatsoever,” Billy Bob commented. “I can’t believe that you actually have two children.” Then he felt her ass and exclaimed, “What a beautiful ass. It is so narrow and so firm that I can only get one hand across it.”

By the time she was finishing her third tequila I really wanted her. I could feel her skin start crawling into mine. She had long hair billowing around my face as she unbuttoned my shirt and slid her hands across my chest. “I want another Tequila,” she demanded.

Which is all I needed, I told myself. Too many times I had girls get sick by the time the fourth tequila arrived and I doubt if this girl weighed even ninety pounds. It was also getting late and I wanted to go home.

“I gotta go,” I told her.


“Back to my condo.”

“Can you give me tip first?” she asked.

“Let’s go back into the toilet together one more time,” I insisted, “and in the toilet we can discuss your tip.”

She didn’t hesitate one second and followed me into the toilet as I opened the door to a stall. She followed me in and then I locked the door behind us. I whipped out my dick, and then she took it into her hands. I really wanted to piss. But I waited for her next move instead.

“Do you have a condom?” she asked.

“No. Do you have a condom?”


“Just keep feeling my dick,” I replied. You will think of something.”

And then I waited for her to start giving me a blowjob.

But she didn’t. I could have insisted. I could have pulled her face down on top of my dick, but I am too much of a gentleman for that. I gave her two hundred baht instead, for all the personal attention she had been giving me for the past couple of hours. We went back to our table where I settled my bill and then I left. But for the next several days I couldn’t keep her out of my mind.

So I went back. And I didn’t even call my friends first to find out which Walking Street Go Go bar they were in. I had one thing in mind, and that was her, and certainly not my friends. That could wait until later. I’d just call them while I was waiting for the waitress to bring me my first beer. But as soon as I went into the place and started to walk past the go go girls dancing along that stage, I saw her sitting next to a Japanese staring right at me. She smiled, waved, and then she pointed further down the bar where I found Billy Bob drinking with two other friends. There was no place to sit near them as a fourth man sat off to their immediate right and just to this man’s right was a hot tub that was occupied by a very naked attractive woman throwing soap suds against her breasts. The waitresses quickly found a small stool and placed it in front of the fourth man and the hot tub girl.

The man sitting directly in front of me, introduced himself, and after a few words of conversation I turned my back to everyone and started watching the naked woman in the hot tub. From this position I could also watch my “ favorite toilet girl” who was still sitting next to the Japanese. Surprisingly she kept looking my way scarcely paying any attention to her customer. Then she started to rub her eyes in a pantomime of crying her eyes out.

“Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,” I said to my friends as I turned around to look them all in their faces. “They all do that, as if none of us have never seen it before. She is acting as if she’d really rather be with me, but then he will pay her bar fine and off she will go with him hoping that I will come back to claim her on some other night.”

Fifteen more minutes passed while I alternated between looking directly at my friends and turning around to watch the girl in the hot tub and the girls dancing on the stage. “I will take another girl in this club,” I reasoned with myself. “There are a lot of good lookers in here.” But my girl, my toilet girl queen, kept on focusing on me, watching me, then she’d turn around to face her customer, and then a few seconds she would turn around once again to look at me. Suddenly the Japanese stood up and started settling his bill with one of the waitresses. I still thought he was barfining the girl, but after a few moments he walked out of the club, alone.

As soon as he was out the door she was standing next to me, but there was no place for her to sit. Then I noticed two empty seats across the stage from where my friends were all sitting so I took the cup containing my bar bill to the little table and sat down with her a good twenty feet away from my pals.

Before our first drink even arrived she was already feeling my dick. From the time she sat down with me I don’t think she left it alone for more than several minutes. A few minutes later Billy Bob and our other two friends came over to announce that they were going over to another go go bar. I told them I was not moving one inch.

A few minutes later I barfined her and then we went to the short time room together. But once we were in the room she told me those words I never wanted to hear. “I have no condom.” And neither did I. So it was oral sex all the way. Which leads us to tonight.

Once again I found her in the bar, or shall I say, she found me. The little service girl has a fixation on me for some reason. She comes over to me as soon as the hostess seats me. In moments she’s standing just a foot away from me. She will remain in this basic position for 60 percent of the time I’m in the place.  It takes only  three minutes for my favorite girl to find me at my table. She takes a seat close to me within an area that cannot begin to seat a fat assed Western woman. Within the next five minutes I have three  pretty ladies around me. The third girl is a woman my toilet lady claims is her sister, which is probably not true at all. I get myself a beer from the waitress and a tequila and coke for my girl. From that point on all three of them are relentless in their attempts to suck me out of as many drinks as possible.

“The two sisters” are coyote dancers who are typically hired for ten day shifts. They work for a company rather than a club. Bar fines for such coyote girls are way too high, typically between 1000 and 1500 baht. Each girl gets a high salary from the company. But the go go bar owner doesn’t have to work very hard at all to get a stable of good looking Thai women working as go go dancers for him. The company does all the work for him. Because their salaries are so high, the company employing the coyote dancers must reclaim a lot of that expense in the form of drink sales and bar fines which used to run 600 baht on the average but which are now running about double that. The three women have no choice. They each have a quota on how many drinks each girl must sell a month. But I’m onto their game and I have a pat answer for all three of them.

“I only buy drinks for the girl I’m fucking,” I tell them all, and tonight I’m only fucking our toilet queen here because I’m not enough man to be fucking all three of you.”

It works. Both the waitress and the “sister” keep hanging around me, drinks or no drinks, and it isn’t long before I’m heading to the short time room with the sole object of my lust.

The sex is great. I feel every inch of her from three different sexual positions. Nearly two hours will go by before we leave the short time room. I swear I get a lot better penetration from very slender women. They just melt into my body. And this girl is just as much into me as I’m into her. Which is about as deep as it gets.  This Walking Street toilet girl of Pattaya just might amount to one of my greatest finds.

Soi Six bar girl speaks out about Falang

I want falang take care of me long time,  the Soi Six bar girl told me, but I want go to Thai Karioke bars and discos so my friends and I can listen to Thai music and look at Thai men.

Fortunately I am not this woman’s sucker, and I don’t intend to be. I’m on the top of my game, and I’m just plain not interested in having a Thai girlfriend and you shouldn’t be either. I’ve known this gal for a long time, and I knows she’s speaking the truth, and not just for herself but for nearly every Thai woman you are ever likely to be meeting in a beer bar, go go, or from the Soi Six Bar I’m writing from this very minute. The girl’s sitting next to me downstairs. She’s on her smart phone drumming up new customers or telling guys she knows how much she loves them while I’m sitting here downing tequilas and beer with her and writing in my notebook. This bar’s a favorite hangout of mine.

Half an hour ago she was a great fuck. But she’s known me for a long time. She knows I’ve banged over fifty girls here on Soi Six and that’s not counting all the other places I keep pulling my wimmen from. Just two doors from this place is her favorite drinking buddy who just happens to be the mamasan. Last night the two went down to Walking Street together, but speaking of this mamasan, I’ve banged her too–about four times already but it’s been awhile. She’s a great mamasan. She’s smart, she’s sexy, she speaks good English, and she’s never tried to con me.

As for the girl sitting with me in this here booth, this one’s never copped an attitude with me. She’s always friendly, but the best thing about her aside from her being cute and having a nice tight little body is she’s become like a comfortable shoe. I knows her and she knows me. She has nothing to gain by lying to me now so I pop the big one on her.

“Would you ever like to have a falang boyfriend and quit being a Soi Six bar girl?”

(It’s a stupid question). I means who really wants to have one dick in her after another, which is exactly what these Soi Six girls have to put up with?

“It really hard to find good man,” she replies. “I try many times, but man always bad.”

Ain’t that the truth, I tell myself. To be honest, as outgoing and friendly as I am, I actually despise most men. They are full of themselves, they are selfish, and most of them never ever grew themselves a set of balls. Neil Hutchison was right when he wrote Fool in Paradise because that’s what most guys who come here are. Fools in Paradise, so when he wrote that book after writing Money Number One, what he meant was that nearly every man who comes to Pattaya is a complete idiot when it comes to Thai women. This Soi Six whore is right on the money.

Did I call her a whore? Well, I didn’t mean anything derogatory towards her when I wrote that. She’s a damn site more useful to me than most wimmen are who don’t call themselves whores. I’ve just paid her 800 baht and she’s given me terrific sex and now she’s content to just sit here with me. She hardly ever asks me for a drink, but I think if I kept plying her with alcohol she’d sit next to me all night. Except I’d be sure to be banging her again. She’s that good. And she’s going to tell me the truth now, just as that mamasan would if she were sitting with me instead. Yep, that mamasan certainly would, but now that I’m thinking of her I just can’t stop laughing.

A few months ago I came into the mamasan’s bar just to have a few drinks. That night I didn’t care if I boom boomed someone or not. I was out just to have fun, and when I first came in and saw mamasan dancing all around the place with that little white nurse’s hat on, I just knew that the entertainment was just a starting. There’s this guy standing near me, and right off I just knows he’s just fucked mamasan. But like I says, Mamasan’s dancing all around the place, obviously a little drunk, and then this man grabs her and starts dancing with her.

“Let’s get naked, get on the floor and fuck each other”, he tells her while he feels her up.

For a moment I thought she would have, but I happen to know she’s one cool lady who once told me she fucked between sixty and eighty guys a month in her bar. But then the man comes over to me while she escapes into the toilet.

“Hi. I”m Olaf. I’m Swedish.”

“And I’m Uncle Bufford. That’s one pretty lady you are with,” I tell him.

“She certainly is. I just fucked her and I will fuck her again in a little while.”

‘Well, I’d like to fuck her too,” I told the man, not having the heart to tell him that I had been with her a few times before and had oftentimes just come in to have several drinks with her.

“I fucked 11 girls yesterday right next door to this place. At the O Bar,” the man replied.

“How’d you do that? I’m lucky to be able to get it up just for one girl,” I countered.

“I just told the bartender and everyone in the place that I wanted to fuck as many as I could and then I just started having the girls come upstairs to my room one after the other.”

When mamasan finally came out of the toilet the Swede left me. She staggered up to him. Then he grabbed her, kissed her on the lips, and pulled away. Standing in the center of the bar, he unzipped his pants, pulled out his dick and asked her, “Do you member this?”

I’ll never forget the way she laughed at him and replied, “How can I remember your dick when I’ve already had three thousand of them in me already?”

Now all you guys who are reading this about now will not learn this most fundamental lesson. That is this is what you are going to amount to most of these bar girls is that you are just one more dick out of hundreds, and quite possibly thousands, and if you don’t believe me just go read Money Number One.

I love that mamasan, and as for that Swede, a few minutes later he comes up to me again and then he goes to the toilet. But he doesn’t come out. A few minutes pass, and finally he opens the toilet door, takes a few steps out into the bar, and then he goes back inside again. He’s puking his guts out, obviously not able to control his alcohol. Which brings me back to the girl I’m with tonight.

“So what will you be doing, if you just happen to find a Western boyfriend and you decide to stay together long time. And what does he have to be paying you to get you to stop working bar?” I ask her.

“Fifteen thousand baht. Twenty thousand,” she replies. But falang want to control me. That is big problem. I don’t mind if he goes out with his friends to bars at night but he should let me to. I want to go out with friends to discos and bars, listen to Thai music. Look at Thai men.”

Aha. I thought so. She wants to have her cake and eat it too. And what’s this with Thai men? I despise most of them. I know what nearly all of them are about. But I’m not getting into all of that, except to say that any woman who prefers Thai men is of no real interest to me. But I don’t care. This gals just plain good company, and besides, I love fucking her. I could easily just stay here and drink with her for the next two or three hours but I need to go down to Walking Street so that I can write about my next experience there in my Uncle Bufford Walking Street Reviews, plus, there’s a very pretty go go girl that I’ve got my heart set on boom booming later on tonight.

But I till love a Soi Six bar girl best of all.

Soi Six Sexathon Triple Header

Whereas marathons are for hard core long distance runners, the Soi Six Sexathon is for the hardest of men all who simply cannot get enough.  Deciding to make the best of what little time I have left on earth,  I arrive on Soi Six early, around 6:45.   I Didn’t waste time worrying about dinner either or going out with friends because I’m after one thing, and that’s a great time without complications and being around Thai women who aren’t going to piss me off.  I’m in luck. My favorite girl is standing in the doorway of stop number one. Lately she’s been going to work early and leaving around 7 or 8 in the evening.

So I bring my little plastic bag into the place and pull out the two slices of microwaved pizza I bought at Seven Eleven. I offer my companion one, but she protests and points at her stomach. She’s just 40 kilos which is perfect for me and this is one of the reasons why–she controls what she eats, and let’s face it, pizza is fattening. I buy her a drink and a beer for myself. Ten minutes later, we’re heading upstairs to the room.

First we go together to the toilet down the hall where she washes me meticulously. I’m hard before I even get close to the room. She’s damn good. The best. We stand next to each other in the room, both of us totally naked looking at ourselves in the mirror. She asks: “What do you want? Do you want to fuck me?”

“I love fucking you,” I tell her. But then she throws me a curve, blurting out, I want you to come in my mouth.” She could have said, “I want to smoke you” or I want your big cock in my mouth”, but that’s not what she’s telling me. And if there’s one thing I know about this girl, “She always does what she says she’s going to do.”

We lie on the bed together as she goes down on me. And I’m thinking, “This is going to be over practically before we get started, because she’s really that good. There’s just so many times she’s going down on me, and I’m about to come in 30 seconds. So I start to do everything possible to get away from her. She tries to lock me against her to keep my member inside her mouth while I try to jerk away. Eventually I always succeed before it’s too late. And then she sits there laughing at me, knowing that she’s totally in control. If we try it again, I know I’m not going to last, so I get her lying on her back as I go down on her. Meanwhile my mind drifts away from the moment of my coming, which had been imminent, but now the subjects her. And she’s exquisite. Her legs are just about perfect. Slender and she’s got a trim belly and fine ass.

I will often have intercourse with her, but not tonight. By a miracle I’m able to sustain the moment, and then I just lie back and enjoy her. It’s all about me this time. And finally I come, right in her mouth as she keeps sucking away. Finally she pulls her mouth away. I see white stuff all over her mouth and lower face as she tries to kiss me. “Damn”, I tell myself, “there’s just too much stuff all over her face,” which now she’s washing off. “Surely I couldn’t have produced all of that.”

But if I didn’t, “what produced all that goo?” She must have sucked me like a vacuum cleaner.

Afterwards we go downstairs together to finish our drinks. But I’ve promised a friend that I will meet him two bars up the street, and it’s getting about that time. So I pay her 800 baht plus the 300 baht for the room and the price of our drinks. I’d love to spend the whole night with her because I like her a lot, but that’s not going to happen, at least not just yet.

I go inside the bar and take a seat at the first table just inside the door right next to the owner. By the time I light up a cigarette a chubby bar girl is asking me if she can sit next to me. I have no interest in her whatsoever. The cigarette looks much more inviting.

The owner tells me, “I advise you to stay away from Prawn, tonight. She’s got an American boyfriend and he’s around.” But did he really say that. I’m not really sure because the music’s pretty loud. As for Prawn, I’ve been with her many times, and I suppose that by now she must be thinking that I am hers. I don’t see her yet. But another girl comes up to my table and starts to speak animatedly with the chubby girl next to me. I banged her two weeks before. Took her upstairs twice as a matter of fact. She’s slender and she’s got an ass to die for.

I hate to be rude to a girl, but when you are butt ugly, you simply shouldn’t be selling your body in places like this. It’s time to separate the chiff from the chaff. So I tell the second girl, “Come up to the bar with me. I’ll buy you a drink, but I want to sit at the bar, not here.” Which cuts the first girl out because as soon as the true object of my desires sits with me on the bar stool next to mine, there’s simply nowhere for the chubby girl to sit. Within seconds she’s left sitting alone at the table I had been sitting at, and I’m still not finished smoking that first cigarette.

A few minutes later my friend arrives. He takes the bar stool next to mine. Several beers later, the girl with the nice shapely ass is dancing around the place like a squirrel on steroids. My friend’s rather shy though. That’s the way he’s acting even though I know better. It must be the place. The girl is sitting on my lap one moment. The next she’s dancing with her back towards me as she presses her butt tightly up against my groin. By now, I’m not caring about much of anything at all. Even when she’s starting to pay attention to what’s between my friend’s legs. It looks to me that she and another girl are examining how big his penis is. But I’m not about to start paying close attention. So whether or not they have their little hands down into his shorts feeling him getting hard is no affair of mine. I’m not marrying either one of them, and as for my favorite girl, well, I had been with her not long ago.

“Beats the hell out of Walking Street,” I tell my friend. “Look at this girl’s ass. You are simply not going to find a better looking ass anywhere, and what a body? No tits but who cares. She’s got nice legs and a firm belly.” My friend agrees with me because we both know that Walking Street is only for tourists and men who don’t know better.

The best part of it is, “I can be with this girl inside of ten minutes upstairs totally naked with zero complications. For that matter, either one of us can be with almost any girl on this street or we can even have two or three for the same price as one go-go girl on Walking Street.”

Suddenly my friend tells me that he has computer work that he needs to get done at his condo. As he starts to pay his bill, I start settling up with the bartender. I’m heading up to the room with the girl and that’s 300 baht. On top of that it’s about fifty dollars for the drinks, but I’ve been already drinking for about three hours here, and I’ve been buying both myself and the girl I’m with shots of tequila. I’ve also bought at least one shot of tequila for the bartender and a beer or two for my friend. It’s a little steep nonetheless, but what the hell, I’m heading upstairs with the girl with the perfect ass.

By the time we come back downstairs we must have spend a good half an hour or forty-five minutes having sex. Time to move on.

I find myself in still another Soi Six Bar. And by the time I come out all the doors in the place are locked. It’s well after 1 a.m. which is closing time for Soi Six. I can’t even go back in the bar. The only way out is through the back way through a narrow winding corridor to the back exit of the place. As I walk down Soi Six to find my motorbike, the entire place is practically deserted. Luckily it’s still where I had left it.  There’s still one bar I want to visit, but it’s not on Soi Six.  But starting tomorrow I know that I can hardly wait until my next Soi Six Sexathon.

Billy Bob

Pattaya Walking Street Light House, Naughty Girls, Sugar Babes, Living Dolls, Super Baby go go bar review

Our first stop this sorry ass night  on Pattaya Walking Street was the Light House Go Go.   I’m calling this dump the Cattle Farm cause that’s exactly how we waz treated, like cattle being herded around.  The main room is long and narrow with a stage running down its center and small tables lined up on both sides of it so that all the customers could be herded in like a bunch of bum steers going to the slaughter house.   Our waitress was most unfriendly and that didn’t go down with me very well.  Even worse was the music.   Bottled beer was 140 baht.  That’s $4.38 a bottle just so we could listen to rot gut music.  Add insult to injury there were seven of us coming in together and not once did a single go go dancer come up to one of us.  The bar fine is 1000 baht and they waz askin 2500 baht for short time.  That’s $110 U.S.  I can get me 3 girls down on Soi Six for that price and that even includes the price of the short time room upstairs.

Our next stop was Sugar Babys.  Once again a bottle of beer costs 140 baht.  I about laughed my ass off when I saw the signs in the toilet.  The first one read “10 shots of Tequila or B52’s just 1000 baht”.   But it’s the second that really got me,  “Ring the bell, buy all the girls (in the place) a drink.  Just 3000 baht.”  Hey…that’s $100 American dollars just to buy a bunch of ignorant farm girls drinks, and do you think they’d give a damn about us?   Pattaya use to be all about me and the guys.  Now it’s all about us having to spoil these girls as if they were movie stars.   I can guarantee you all that if anyone of us were to ring that bell that those girls would all be talking behind our backs about how stupid we waz.   Then Big Tom, he made the mistake of getting one of the dancers to come off the stage so he could buy her a drink.  Within five minutes she downed that drink and then she disappeared into the toilet never to be seen again.  And then when it came time for all of us to check bin and leave, my friends all got their change from the waitresses.  I gave mine 200 baht but she took off and never gave me my change back.   My friends were already outside waiting for me and I had to call out “Hok sip baht”, and not once but twice.  I had to nearly scream 60 baht to them service ladies and after ten minutes more of keeping us all waiting they finally figured that they’d better be giving me my change back.  I can sum this place up as just another Walking Street Cattle Car waiting for the Final Solution.

By now we head to Naughty Girls but there’s only six of us guys left when we go in.  The place is not on Pattaya Walking Street, but it’s right up next to it on Soi Diamond.  My goal is not to buy a single girl a drink and to not let one of them touch my dick.  There’s all these gals up on the stage dancing but the whole time we were there not one of them came over to meet a single one of us.  Beers were 125 baht. What a waste.

I go alone to Super Babys next.  But after around ten minutes my friends join me.   There’s just six girls in the entire go go bar.  One of them keeps looking over at me so I decide to buy her a drink.  She comes over to sit next to me and orders an orange juice.  That lasts for around five minutes and then she goes up on that stage again.  But I like the mamasan here and I do like a couple of the waitresses here.  They are the best and so are the service girls across Soi Diamond at Super Girls, the Sister club that is owned by the same people.  Mamasan tells me that 15 girls have already been bar fined.  Which no doubt means a lot of Japanese and Koreans have come into the bar and paid at least 2000 baht for short time and no doubt a lot more.  But at least here the beers are 120 baht a bottle and the bar fine is 600 baht instead of those ridiculous 1000 to 1500 baht bar fines one has to pay at a lot of other go go bars for coyote dancers.

My last stop is Living Dolls.  The beer here is 140 baht a bottle and most of the girls I see on the stage are real Heiffers.  They are overweight cows.  But we find a table near where a lot of the go go girls are hanging around when they are off the stage.  One sits next to me.  At first I don’t talk to her at all, but she’s pretty friendly so I actually wind up buying her a drink.  But I’ve gotta go home.  The long way because I’m going to be having my last beers down on Drinking Street where they got some real wimmen who are much better than Pattaya Walking Street’s got.








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For a  great introduction to Thailand’s  go go dancers check out Stephen Leathers Private Dancer.  This is one of the best books about Thai bar girls and Bangkok go go dancers I’ve ever read.  Stephen Leathers Private Dancer is free via this link to Stephen’s  website.  I urge you to read Private Dancer before getting involved with a Bangkok or Pattaya bar girl.

I originally got my first copy of Stephen Leathers Private Dancer free of charge as a pdf.  But I must have bought 4 copies in paperback form since then.  I gave at least two copies away to those I felt were in dire need of the lessons to be learned in Private Dancer.   And I kept a copy for myself.    But don’t just buy Private Dancer.  Believe every word of it.

Jack Corbet

Walking Street or Soi Six, which is more satisfying?

When it comes to giving men what they really want does Walking Street or Soi Six do the best job? Most expats who actually live in Pattaya will choose Soi Six. In fact, most expats will choose beer bars, massage establishments, discos, Beach Road or just about any place freelancers like to hang out over the Walking Street Go Go bars for getting a pretty Thai girl to do the dirty deed with them. And if you ask them why, they will tell you, the go go bars are for tourists who don’t know any better. Luckily you came to to find out exactly what it is about the Walking Street go go bars that turns off so many expats. So let me tell you about last night.

Keeping in mind that I had agreed to meet several of my pals down on Walking Street later on I started off on Soi Six where I chose Goodfellas to start off my evening. There were half a dozen bar girls hanging out in front of the place trolling for customers. Inside the place were another half dozen girls giving me a selection of a dozen girls or so. Several of them were very nice looking, anyone of which I could do in a heart beat. I chose one of them whose tight little ass and friendly smile rang the right bells for me.

I knew she’d go for my price–700 baht, but I didn’t want to take her upstairs right away. Later on, I knew I’d become pretty bored in the go go bars where I’d find most of the dancers to be a complete turnoff. So I wanted to savor every precious moment I had in Goodfellas, both the comradery that permeated the place and the pretty girl I now had on my lap. When her hand started to prowl between my legs I knew it was tequila time. So I ordered us both one. And when she finished with hers I ordered for myself my second beer along with a second tequila for her. I wanted to spend the next few hours with her, and would have except for my having promised my friends I’d meet them in the go go bars. Or, maybe I would have just spent an hour or two with this pretty girl and then left to find my next adventure down the street in another Soi Six Bar.  I took her upstairs after paying for our drinks and the 300 baht charge for the room which is typical of all Soi Six Bars. The girl immediately turned on the air conditioner as I took off my shirt, shorts and underwear which I draped over a hook behind the bed. I saw that she had put two clean towels on the bed so I took one while she took the other, and then I followed her down the hall to the shower room. In my experience most Soi Six bars had at least one special room for the girls and their customers to take showers before having sex. But it all depended on the bar and the room because some the rooms on Soi Six were just like your typical three star hotel room with their own private restrooms inside. Others had simple shower stalls inside the room without a toilet or washbasin. For me, it made no difference whatsoever so long as both the girl and I took a shower together. That’s the key. One wants to be sure that the girl washes herself completely since there’s no telling how many men she has’s had sex with before me.

So now let me give you a little advice. Just accept the fact that at least one man might have gotten there before you. I have one friend who finds night time on Soi Six to be appalling. So he will go to Soi Six in the afternoon hoping to find a girl who’s not yet been with anyone else. The problem with that is there’s an awful lot of really ugly women on Soi Six in the afternoons. I’ve found from a lot of experience that the best looking girls will typically not show up until after 5 p.m., and if you hang out in one of Soi Six’s open air bars for a couple of hours in the early evening you will see a lot of pretty girls just starting to show up. The difference is literally like between night and day.

In the shower my girl starts to lather my groin up. She uses a lot of soap. She spends at least one minute on my dick alone which gets good and hard. Then she starts to wash herself off. A lot of times I’ll fill get my hand full of soap and use it to get her thoroughly lathered up between her legs so there is no doubt in my mind that any possible residuals from the man who came before me are completely gone.

By the time we get back to the bedroom the air conditioner has gotten the air just too cold for my comfort so I tell her to shut it off. Then I just relax on my back and wait for her to do what I’m paying her for. Almost always the girls start off performing oral sex, which most of them do so well that a man comes right then and there. This girl is no exception. But when I’m about to lose it, I immediately pull myself away and tell her to lie down on her back. That’s when I start performing oral sex on her. The Trick here is I’m turning the tables on her. While she was performing oral sex on me she was my master. She knew she was in control and could get me to spout off whenever she chose. But now I’m no top of her. I stop her from putting my genitals in her mouth and start focusing my thoughts entirely on that promised land between her legs.

I remember one night in particular when I got so aroused doing the girl that I came all over the sheets. But I didn’t do that this time. Oh she was beautiful enough to put me completely at her beck and call. I started to love her tight little body and would have kept performing oral sex on her for another twenty minutes so I turned her sideways so that she could once again put my dick in her mouth. So what to do now? I was once again about to come and I knew she would have sucked me dry like a vacuum cleaner. Instead, I asked her to get a condom out. And then I banged her. She was exquisite.

We took another shower together, and after she washed my body and face off she told me to go back downstairs into the bar and wait for her. I still had half a bottle of beer left so I took it with me and sat down at a small table. She stayed in the room another five minutes changing the sheets for the next customer. Not all the girls will do that, but she does, and she also leaves a tip of twenty baht on the bed for someone to clean the sheets that we had just soiled.

I hadn’t really been paying attention but Goodfellas was having a small party and there was a small buffet table in the back of the bar. When my girl came back downstairs she asked me if I’d like a little food. “I certainly would”, I told her. I wouldn’t be able to get down to Walking Street until 9:30. It would be too late to have dinner and my friends would have already started doing their go go bar crawl. That would have meant, “No food for me.” Unless I took a five minute break from all the bar crawling to go into a Seven Eleven for a candy bar or other snack.

But this was really choice. My girl was coming back to me with a plate full of food. It was primarily friend chicken with potato salad, but it would suffice for a full dinner, and I once again had some of the best company in the world sitting next to me. I wanted to order another beer but the clock was ticking. Then I started to remember another night not long ago that I had gone to Soi Six.

Another girl from the same bar had come over and sat next to me so I had bought her a drink. But I had to go meet a friend at another Soi Six bar so I told her that I’d probably come back. Well, let me tell you, she was pretty damn good looking and tall for a Thai girl. I nearly hated myself for leaving her. But I went to the other bar where I had a beer with my friend and then I came back to Good Fellas. That night there was an entire stable of good looking girls all around me. But I didn’t see the tall girl and another girl approached me instead. So I bought her a drink and by the time she finished groping me between my legs I decided that I wanted her. She was about average in height for a Thai girl and I’d say she weighed around 40 kilos which is around 90 pounds. She was slender and she was flat as a board, but no matter. It was that cute little ass and shapely legs that I was after, and she was quite an attractive little piece. I’d put her at about thirty or so. I like them about that age because by then most of them no longer have many delusions of grandeur because they know the clock is ticking and that their shelf life is starting to dwindle. Most of them are much better performers than the younger girls.

I told her I’d take her upstairs for 700 baht, which was fine with her. And so up we went. So to keep this part of my story short, let me just say that we had a great time in the sack. She had kept telling me she was coming, and whether it was true or not, I started to believe it. Like I said, she was probably over thirty and when a lot of Thai girls get to be around that age they start to really excel at empowering a man’s manhood.

We went back downstairs where I bought her another drink as we sat at the bar together. Before five minutes had gone by, the other girl came up to us, the tall girl who I had passed on before. The girl I had just banged then spoke up and said, “I don’t mind if you want to boom boom her too.  She same same sister me”  So upstairs we went. And as I said, she was good looking and tall for a Thai girl with lush nicely formed breasts.

Oh, the memories and here I was about to leave the place where I already was in the best of company. So down to Walking Street I went.

My friends were just coming out of the Lighthouse go go bar when I joined up with them. One of them said, “We just saw Lek. She’s back at Misty Go Go Bar again. We saw her walking inside.”

I really didn’t want to go back to Misty’s again.  But Lek was a different story. She was a waitress and not a go go dancer. And we had spent several nice times together when she was working her shift. Unfortunately she only showed up for work about half the time. But the last time I had gone into Mistys I had sat in front of the stage. One of the girls came straight up and took a seat next to me. Then she asked me to buy her a drink. I hesitated at first, because to tell you the truth she wasn’t all that attractive. But she had sat next to me several times before and one time she had actually sucked my dick. But so had another girl, and I had liked the second girl much better who had for one thing, a body to die for. The second girl was back in the restroom, and when she didn’t come out for ten minutes I finally told the first girl I’d buy her a beer.

“But I don’t like beer,” she told me.

“You can drink a beer,”I replied. “That’s what I’m drinking.”

“I want a tequila,” she insisted.

“Okay. I buy you a tequila I told her, but only one.”

Here we were sitting at the stage with the whole place looking on when that girl started to feel my dick. And when she started in on me, the waitress came over and sat in my lap. The difference between the two was staggering because Lek was a really fine looking woman with a very firm nicely put together body. I don’t know what really happened next but suddenly Lek had jumped off my lap and started kneeling down on the floor. Sticking her hand up my shorts she started to rub my balls and my dick, intermittently and she seemed to really be starting to enjoy herself. I think it was about then that the girl I really wanted came out of the toilet and then if I remember correctly she started to feel my dick too. But I do remember the first girl, the one I had bought the tequila for, coming up behind me and putting me in a headlock which pinned me onto the bar stool so I could hardly move. And here I had Lek really getting into the hand job she was giving me while at least one other girl started to grope me.  Suddenly I started to wake up to reality. Someone was ordering two more drinks on my account. And my bar bill had already exceeded 500 baht. The whole situation had gotten out of control and before I’d know it my bar tab would reach 2000 baht before another twenty minutes would go by.

One of my pals was sitting next to me and we already had this contingency covered. We both cried out in unison, “Check Bin.” Which called an immediate halt to all the game playing. There would be no more drinks in this bar tonight.

Lek took care of my bill for her as I paid her a thousand baht and she went back to the cashier to get my change.

Jim who had joined me that night and I then went outside where we smoked a cigarette and started to discuss what go go club we’d head to next. And then I felt a woman’s arms around me.

It was Lek. I asked her then what her bar fine was. And when she told me it was 800 baht I said to her, “perhaps some other time we go short time together.”

Then I said to her, “No other girl, Lek. No other girl except for you. Next time I only buy drink for you. I don’t like this game they play of everyone thinking I buy drink for them.”

Lek nodded and said that she understood. Then we left. But that was two months ago and here she was working at Misty’s again. So my friends and I went inside the bar where they fully expected me to bar fine Lek. We took bar stools next to the stage and I told the other waitress that I was waiting for Lek.

But wouldn’t you know it, before we even managed to get anywhere near the stage that first girl had gotten to me and she had taken me by my hand over to the stage. So when she asked me straight off to buy her a drink, I told her, “I wait for Lek. She girl for me tonight.” But Lek was in the toilet.

And she didn’t come out for ten minutes. Then she sat next to me and I bought her a drink. I don’t think we were together for more than ten minutes when my friends told me that they had already check binned and that they were going to Super Girls next. I stayed on with Lek for another five minutes and then I told her I had to leave to join my friends at Super Girl. I would have just stayed there with Lek except for the fact that I really liked Super Girl and that although my friends didn’t, they were after all going there next.

I went to Super Girl but my friends were not there. Then I walked across the street to Super Baby which was Super Girls sister club thinking they had gone there instead. But they weren’t there either. I went back to Super Girls and ordered a bottle of San Miguel Light. It was only then that I got the text message telling me they had gone to Dream Girls and that this club was next to Super Girls.

The waitresses were super friendly to me at Super Girls which his widely known along with its sister club Super Baby to cater especially to the Japanese. Saying that these two clubs cater to the Japanese is the understatement of the year. There’s a Jacuzzi in both clubs. Normally two completely naked girls will cavort around in the Jacuzzi. Nearly all Thai bar girls shave their vaginas. But not at Super Girl and Super Babys. When you watch Japanese porn movies you will immediately discover that the female porn stars have kept their pubic hair. A lot of the girls will have special hairdos at Super Girl and Super Baby, the find that are favored by Japanese men. And the girls will normally do
very little dancing on the stage. Instead they will gyrate around slowly like zombies. I’ve heard that most Japanese men do not like aggressive women. That’s why I think the girls make a special effort not to show off their dancing skills. They want to appear submissive, the way many Japanese men prefer to have their women.

The bar fine’s still six hundred baht at both Super Girl and Super Baby. And beer at both the clubs is still 120 baht a bottle. Used to be there were no drink specials at either clubs. Well, there still aren’t any drink specials but most of the other clubs on Walking Street are now charging 135 to 145 baht for a bottle of beer. Meanwhile the coyote girls have started to take over. Coyote girls are not really employees of the go go bar the way other dancers are. Instead they work for a company. The go go bar deals direct with the company which it pays so much to for every girl the go go bar contracts for. The price tag is very high so in order to recoup the huge amounts of money it is being charged for each coyote dancer, the go go bar will typically charge 1500 baht bar fines. That’s the normal bar fine until midnight after which goes down to 1000 baht. So at a club like Misty’s the bar fine’s likely to be between 1000 and 1500 baht and even a service girl like Lek is going to require an 800 baht bar fine. Both Super Girl and Super Baby charge only a 600 baht bar fine unless the customer wants to bar fine one of the Jacuzzi girls. The bar fine is then 700 baht. But the two girls who are in the Jacuzzi one night are not likely to be in the Jacuzzi the next night. They will be up on stage and as “normal dancers” their bar fine will go down to 600 baht. As for coyote dancers, once a club starts relying on them the entire ball game changes since the goal is to extort as many drinks from a club’s customers in the shortest time frame.  Supplying sexual services becomes secondary.

I am especially attracted to one of the waitresses at Super Girl , but she disappears on me about the time I’m thinking about buying her a drink. Meanwhile one of the dancers is looking me over now and then. She’s tall and very slender. Since I’ve already decided to buy one of the Super Girl or Super Babys dancers a drink each time I came into one of these two clubs, I decide to get the girl a drink to size her up.

I get the girl’s eye and motion downwards to my beer bottle to signal her that I want to buy her a drink. But she doesn’t seem to catch on. Five minutes pass without her making a move. Finally she gets the hint and calls over a waitress to get her drink order.

Normally a girl at Super Baby or Super Girl will then come off the stage to drink the drink a customer has just bought her. Usually the pair will discuss what price the customer is willing to pay for her services. But this girl remains on the stage. Even after the waitress brings her drink up to her. Instead of joining me on the bar stool next to mine she edges up to me on the stage and proceeds to drink her cocktail while asking me a couple of inane questions such as “Where do you come from?” And “How long are you staying in Pattaya?”

I should have bought the waitress a drink because this girl is a complete waste of time and money. I finish my beer as quickly as I can and then I head over to Super Baby where my friends wind up joining me.

Instead of going to Super Girl they had gone to Dream Girls, the new go go bar next door to Super Baby. There they had been pounced on by a squadron of dancers who kept asking for drinks. One of my friends wound up going through 2,000 baht in the first twenty minutes.

That kind of thing doesn’t happen at either Super Girls or Super Baby. Well, maybe it does, once in awhile provided the customer is really asking to be taken. But normally the girls and the bosses behave themselves in a far less aggressive manner. Which I really appreciate because who needs girls that one doesn’t really want throwing themselves all over their customers while pressuring them to keep buying them drinks. But my friends don’t especially like Super Baby so after having only one beer there we run off to the next go go bar. But on the way, we must pass Misty’s. As we walk past Misty’s I feel a girl putting her arms around me. It’s Lek. I decide to hell with going with my friends to the next place or two. I’m going to spend the next two or three hours with Lek.

I wind up sitting at the end of the stage on the other side of where I had been sitting before. Once again, Lek is all over me. She sits on my lap facing away from me. Then she takes my hand and sticks it up between her legs. My fingers are rubbing her privates and she wants me to keep rubbing her there. Unlike the girls at Super Girl and Super Babys, Lek’s shaved her vagina and probably today because it’s very smooth down there and my fingers just glide around. There’s not a trace of stubs of pubic hair left behind by the razor. I’m getting as hard as a racehorse and Lek knows it.

I’m getting ready to make a move. I sure don’t want to be paying her any 2000 baht short time price the way most of these Walking Street go god dancers are charging these days. So I’m thinking just what I’m going to ask her and how much when suddenly she blows it.

We are joined by a second girl.

“This is my sister, Nam,” Lek tells me.

How many times have I heard that line before?” I ask myself. Girls working in the bars keep telling men they have a sister so that the men will buy two drinks instead of one. After all, it’s the girl’s sister. But nine times out of ten it’s a complete lie.

“Isn’t she beautiful?” And look at her boobs. Aren’t they beautiful and large,” Lek continues as she takes my hand and places it on the other girl’s breasts.”

It’s the classic double teaming approach I tell myself and it’s intended to extract as much possible over a very short time period. And sure enough to prove that I am 100 percent correct Lek comes out with the next line, a line that I know isn’t going to wait more than five minutes.

“Will you buy my sister a drink?” Lek asks.

I politely decline. But she’s done exactly what I’ve told her not to do, and I’ve asked her many times already not to fleece me for drinks. I immediately spout out, “Check Bin Kap (Give me my bill please.) Visibly very surprised Lek gets up to get my bill squared away with the cashier. Then she returns with the bill and tells me, “Thank you for buying my sister a drink.”

I never saw it and I never was even asked to buy that first drink for Lek’s so called sister. How those two girls slipped that one by me I’ll never know. I must have had a couple too many to have let them get away with that one. Lek had already gotten one drink out of me for the bar girl and I might have very easily gotten two drinks for her while thinking to myself. One drink won’t hurt any and surely Lek won’t try to keep milking me for drinks for the other girls. But she did.

My blood was boiling yet I remained calm and paid my bill. And that concludes this little story of mine. So I once again ask the question: Walking Street or Soi Six which is more satisfying? I think you know how I feel. As for yourselves, that is your call. Just keep in mind, you have been warned.


For a lot more information about go go dancers check out Stephen Leather’s “Private Dancer”  This is one of the best books about Thai bar girls and Bangkok go go dancers I’ve ever read.  Private Dancer here as a pdf file is free from Stephen Leather’s web site.  I urge you to read “Private Dancer” before getting involved with a Bangkok or Pattaya bar girl.


Billy Bob

Pattaya Soapy Massage

Everyone has their list. Those places not yet visited, foods yet to be tasted, people we would wish to meet, experiences to be indulged. Whether you call it a bucket list or a collection of passing fantasies, it is that accumulation of things we have heard of or read about or viewed other people enjoy that we determine to add to our life’s journey if ever the opportunity presents itself. The Pattaya Soapy Massage occupied a place on my list. I don’t remember when it was added but I’m sure it was some time ago. However, unlike other items which have disappeared without a trace when I looked for them, that one never went away. Someday, if time and location and inclination lined up, I knew I had to try a Pattaya Soapy Massage

There are two Sabai massage places on 2nd road in Pattaya between Central and North Road. I didn’t choose one over the other. The Sabai Room happened to be on the side of the street I was walking. I don’t remember the name of the one across the street but with Sabai in its name the ownership may have been the same. The door man came out as I was approaching on that afternoon and I could see the fish bowl from the street. It was then that I decided today was the day. When I entered I was surprised at how large the area was with a tall ceiling. The concierge offered me a seat at a table and summoned a waiter for a drink if I liked. He then sat down and gave me a recommendation which looked like a fine choice from where I was sitting. The lineup was impressive, 20 plus girls all dressed for the evening gown competition and not a clinker in the bunch. Some looked like they may have been in their early 30s but the average was probably 5 years younger than that. Since I was the only customer in this spacious establishment I was the center of attention. As my gaze crossed the room their smiles came on like Christmas lights blinking on down a string. I can only speculate on the reasons for his recommendation. Perhaps her English was better than most, certainly better than his at any rate, or possibly she had a preference and I fell into the right category. Making bad recommendations in that position wouldn’t serve any long term interest but people can be surprisingly short sighted and maybe there was a tip involved. Money number one after all. Despite his suggestion, not in defiance of it I chose another. She was equally attractive and although many included a beckoning wave with their smiles she seemed particularly enthusiastic or persistent or possibly just financially ambitious. Later I would conclude her command of the English language was certainly a factor. I was amazed with how clean and glare free the glass was. After I made the choice the concierge called the girl by name from my table and I realized there was no glass. She was short and stacked, spoke surprisingly good English and definitely worth 2,000 Baht which was the flat rate price for any girl there. The whole operation had a very nice feel to it. I felt like I was standing at a crap table rolling the dice where 7 happened to be a fairly common number. I do wonder what the difference would have been if I had gone with the concierges suggestion instead of the one I chose. The same, better? I will never know.

Once I settled the bill May grabbed my hand and took me to the elevator. There were several floors which I didn’t stop to count with probably a dozen rooms on each around an atrium which went to the roof. She led me into a room that was clearly designed with one thought in mind………fun. I set down my coke, turned and hung my shirt on the hook. When I turned back May was naked. She had a stacked hourglass figure that was just what I had in mind. Her nipples were hard and her breasts although real and substantial showed a youthful defiance to gravity. I asked her if she was cold. She replied that her nipples always extended in greeting like that. She suggested I sit back and enjoy a cigarette with my coke while she got ready. While the Jacuzzi was filling with water she took a large tub and filled it part way adding a liquid soap as she went. When it was half full she started whipping it into frothy foam which she scooped onto the air mattress on the tile floor. All the while we chatted. She was 26 years old and had spent several years in North America, Vancouver I believe, which explained her skills with the English language.

She was finished about the same time as my cigarette and she summoned me onto the tile floor which she correctly warned me was very slippery. She had a big Russian customer the previous day under the influence of several too many vodkas who had fallen hard on that tile floor and she didn’t want a repeat. I laid down on the air mattress in about six inches of foam. She took the remaining foam and lathered herself with it managing to keep her long hair which she had tied up completely dry. She then lay down on top of me and began to slide, first on my back and then when I turned over on my front. She scissored her legs with mine and rubbed her pussy on my balls. Then turning to face me she ran her hands up my thighs all the way to my shoulders which positioned my slippery cock in the center of her magnificent cleavage. Sensing she had pushed the magic button she worked her hard nipples up and down my pelvis and then teased my hard on with each.

Satisfied that I was enjoying the ride she helped me up and we both got in the Jacuzzi. She started with her back to me while I admired her nipples with my fingers. Then she leaned forward and slid my cock between her cheeks. Finally she turned and gave me a repeat performance with her cleavage. I’m hardly a newcomer when it comes to titty fucking. At first it was just foreplay. Some girl friends seemed to enjoy it as much as I did, probably because my hands were very busy at the same time. One girlfriend, due to surgery wasn’t able to have sex for several weeks and the pearl necklace became the go to substitute. None of those experiences compares to a soapy air mattress or a warm sudsy Jacuzzi with the company of shapely little Asian spinner. Lubricity and body to body contact are a winning combination and you can’t effectively duplicate it in a shower much less achieve the positions available on an air mattress or in a tub.

Having garnered my full attention we got out of the tub dried off and moved off the tile floor and back to the carpet where there was a queen size bed. Like I said this room was spacious, nicely laid out and furnished and designed for fun. I laid face down and she gave me a short but pleasant massage of my back and legs and then I turned over. She did the same to the front. She pulled a condom from her purse and put it on with her lips making sure she still had my full attention.

I should mention there was no bareback anything. There was an attention to and discipline regarding hygiene that would have made an Army surgeon proud right down to the way she brushed her teeth before we left the room. I can’t say that it had any negative effect on the quality of the experience, it probably enhanced it.

Once she had positioned the condom to her satisfaction she climbed on. She rode with enthusiasm first forward then backward Asian cowgirl style. After all that had preceded this I wasn’t going to last much longer. She hopped off sensing I was ready, removed the condom and produced a bottle of lubricant from her purse which she slathered on my hard cock. She then worked it with her hands alternating between a slow and then fast rhythm. That was all it took. It didn’t hit my chin but it felt like It might. It was an impressive load.

We cleaned up using the water that was still in the tub and dried off. She hosed down the area to get it ready for the next session while I dressed and enjoyed a cigarette. Then as quickly as it came off her evening gown was back on and we were headed back to the entrance. A quick hug and off I went, too distracted to even think about giving her a well deserved tip.

Pattaya has a variety of venues all designed around the same result. Soi 6 short time bars, Walking Street GoGos, Beer Bars, and massage options abound. Each comes with its own unique set of advantages and disadvantages. Price, atmosphere and ambiance, in or out, short time long time, the variety of combinations is substantial. Some providers are like hotels offering hourly daily and weekly rates. The only way to compare the plethora of possibilities in a concise fashion is to choose one parameter, say price and rank them based on that aspect. Doing so, I would put this soapie somewhat above the median but nowhere near the top.

I have to admit Walking Street go gos have a great business model. It’s like public foreplay in a titty bar with a raft of beauties followed by private entertainment with the entertainer(s) of your choice. There is no titty bar appeal to the Pattaya Soapy Massage and perusing the talent isn’t an all night proposition. The problem with Walking Street GoGos isn’t with the business model. The problem is with the execution, price relative to other options and the pervasiveness of scamming. Seasoned expats will tell you Walking Street experiences are plagued by overpricing and under performance.

Then there is Soi 6, which has none of the “frills” of a Pattaya soapy massage but all of the sex in an atmosphere that isn’t overflowing with ambiance which of course makes it cheaper by perhaps a third. You can probably find an equally attractive companion but you won’t find 20 of them in one establishment and sorting through the selection can be time consuming.

Beer bars are another option which offers a vast selection from stunning to unimpressive. Here you have an open air GoGo minus the titty show. You can stop in for one cold one and leave with your choice or polish off a 12 pack while mulling over your options. Once again the range of appearance combined with the lack of overhead associated with all the frill and ambiance of a Pattaya soapy massage drives the price down below the soapie and closer to Soi 6 cost. On the other hand you’re more likely to negotiate a long time arrangement at the place of your choosing so the time / baht ratio can be considerably different.

In the final analysis what you want and for how long and at what location and how leisurely you want to be in making your choice and how much skin you want to see while you are making that choice must be weighed against all the costs which tend to add up and the value you place on the money which will cover those costs. There is no such thing as the best choice. That’s why the variety of options exists. If one were a clear winner to the majority of patrons lesser options would fall by the wayside.
Everyone has a list. For some it is an impossible collection of highly improbable fantasies. Like planning the details of cashing a winning lottery ticket it is an accumulation of things that could just as well be discarded because they will never be of any use. The Pattaya Soapy massage was on my list. At just 2000 baht total for a complete titillating experience that would last 1.5 hours, it wasn’t beyond reach. It waited there patiently for its opportunity to arrive and one day opportunity came knocking. It’s still on my list. You see some experiences are so satisfying they deserve an encore. One day if time and inclination and location line up I will do it again.

Pattaya Go Go Bar Websites, a list

Pattaya Go Go Bar Websites, a list is a focused gallery of go go bars you can visit later but check out online before you get here.

Alcatraz Go Go Bar

Angelwitch Pattaya

Baby Dolls Pattaya

Bacchara Go Go Bar

Beach Club Go Go bar

Beavers Go Go

Dollhouse Go Go

Heaven Above Go Go Bar

Kitten Club and the Penthouse Hotel

The Lighthouse Go Go bar

Living Dolls Showcase Go Go Bar

Mistys Go Go Bar

Naughty Girls Pattaya Go Go

Pattaya Dream Girls Go Go

Peppermint Go Go Bar

Sapphire Club Pattaya

Secrets Night Club, Hotel and Forum

Tahitian Queen Go Go

The Sea Go Go Bar

Super Baby’s A Go Go

Super Girl and Superbaby Go Go

Sugarbaby Pattaya A Go Go

Windmill Club


When Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls

It was a night to remember when Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go girls met the best Pattaya beer bar girls.

Soi Cowboy girls at the Girl Beer Bar in Pattaya
Most of the dancers in this picture came from a Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go bar. The German owners of the Girl Beer Bar sent them back to Bangkok the same night

It happened several years ago at the Naklua Girl Beer Bar.  Several Germans owned the Naklua Beer Bar in those days, and as you’d expect from Germany, they did just about everything right. But this was a very special night.  One of the German owners would be celebrating his 80th birthday.  So the owners pulled out all the stops.  On that night the Girl Beer Bar’s customers could only get in by special written invitation.   And after that everything was free.  There was nothing cheap about the food buffet.  And the invited guests could drink all the beer they wanted.  Or all the Tequila, whiskey, vodka, or mixed drinks they could handle.  Now that was a very special night, but it cost the German bar owners thousands of American dollars to put the extravagant birthday party on.

In those days the Pattaya Girl Bar Bar  had the best beer bar girls.  The bar’s charismatic mamasan had made it her business to recruit them.  The German bar owners also had a special German friend who put himself in charge of the beer bar’s music for free.  He put it all on a computer and he made sure that the Girl Beer Bar didn’t play any Thai music.  There wasn’t any da da music either.  That’s the kind of noise passing itself off as music that comprises just two beats:  “Da Da, Da, Da, that is usually played in rapid succession that is differentiated only by tone.  Now, this kind of noise might be favored by certain English hooligan types who have arrived here in Pattaya in too great a number. Unfortunately  too many stupid Pattaya bar owners cater to them.

But these were Germans putting this whole show on, and one thing a lot of people don’t know is that many Germans love the old American and English songs a lot more than their American and English counterparts do.  So this particular group of German bar owners got their music just right, and they let their Thai mamasan make sure that their bar got a truly exceptional group of Pattaya bar girls together.  And then they added the final touch to their fellow bar owner’s 80th birthday.

The German bar owners brought in a special troupe of Soi Cowboy go go dancers from Bangkok.  Now I must admit to being not altogether certain of my facts, but I believe that at least one of the German bar owners owned a Soi Cowboy go go bar in Bangkok.  Whether this is true or not, I do know that the bar owners brought in a handful of very hot Bangkok go go dancers into Pattaya just for this one special night to entertain the customers they had invited for their fellow bar owner’s birthday party.

The Naklua Girl Beer Bar already had perhaps the best group of bar girls in Pattaya so when you add to the mix an exception group of Soi Cowboy go go dancers what you get is quite possibly the very finest group of Pattaya bar girls that has ever been assembled before in a Pattaya beer bar. This video is its result.