Because someone is ordering six tequilas straight off, Repent Bar is the most dangerous bar on Soi Six.

The sheer quantity of tequila Koy and Koy bring us makes Repent Bar the most dangerous bar on Soi Six.

Here I am quoting Mali, all 34 kilos of her. We have just had one Long Island tea at Pattaya’s Centara Grand Mirage Resort each to go with our Japanese food. That’s six shots of alcohol in each of our glasses. So when Koy joins us at Repent Bar, I start warning Mali, “Are you sure you want to start off drinking so much tequila?” Mali does, but I already know what’s going to happen to us.

Suddenly six shots of tequila are placed in front of us. Courtesy of Koy and Koy. Koy number one’s the cashier, while Koy number two is the girl I had always figured was the pick of the litter here at Repent bar. This is the younger of the two Koy’s who at the tender age of 24 tied Gee in the second Pattaya Dancing Queen competition we held at Nikky’s bar on Naklua Soi 33.

Mali gets three sheets to the wind early; thanks to all those tequilas we drank early on. Koy and Koy buying several of them for us. Of course, Mali and I buy more in return but it’s the principle here that counts. Most bar girls never buy customers drinks. Which is a huge factor that makes Repent Bar the most dangerous bar in Pattaya. For us. But Koy’s not working tonight. And although Repent bar is Koy’s bar after a few tequilas she tells Mali and me that she’s free to go anywhere with us. Which means I don’t have to pay any barfines.

So, the three of us head to Sex in the City.

Because one of Koy’s best friends just stopped working at Repent Bar and started working at Sex in the City. Which suits me just fine because I have always liked this particular girl. She’s pretty for one thing with a dynamite little body that’s unlike any I’ve ever seen on Soi Six. Or anywhere else. She also has a lot of attitude. That separates her from the rest of the pack.

You won’t see a lot her in this video, however. If any. But it’s Koy, even more than Mali we will see the most of in this video. And it is Koy who will stay with me for two hours after I’ve put Mali on a motorbike taxi to take her home. Koy and I will leave Sex in the City and head to Sweet Bar next. Where we immediately join the bar’s manager. Then we head to Playpen where the Playpen girls help Koy get up and down from a table where she puts on a great show. Our final stop is Repent Bar, where we have our last shots of tequila and whatever else I ordered.