The powers that be have banned not only Money Number One, Thailand’s bar girl bible, but all of Neil Hutchisons books including a Fool in Paradise. Which is a shame because if Money Number One is the Old Testament Fool in Paradise is the New Testament for understanding Thailand bar girls.
You are the Fool in Paradise if you don’t buy Money Number One or Fool in Paradise. And heed its advice
Money Number one is the definitive bar girl bible that all men need to buy before they even think of encountering their first Thai bar girl.
Because almost every bar girl you encounter will target you as her next naive victim if you don’t. But even if you read either of these Neil Hutchison masterpieces predator bar girls will probably still get the upper hand. Because nothing you have ever learned in your home countries about women has prepared you for the Thai bar girl.
So you will probably remain the Fool in Paradise who keeps forgetting that in Thailand Money is Number One. The second thing you will probably never grasp is that you are not the exception to this Old Testament way of thinking. Which is Money Number One applies to everyone. Even you.
Even Neil Hutchison, the guru himself who compiled all this wisdom about bar girls, failed to grasp the messages he preached in his own books. So in the end a shrewd and heartless Pattaya bar girl got the better of him.
But I need to tell the real story of how Thailand’s bookstores banned the bar girl bible
Today I went to the Central Pattaya Mall to get a copy for a very good friend of mine. I had just visited him in Japan. And I thought he’d get a big kick out of the book. To my dismay I could find no copies of either “Money Number One” or any of Neil’s other books at Asia books. So I asked the bookstore attendant if she had “Money Number One”, and when she told me the bookstore had discontinued all of Neil’s books, I asked her why. She replied: “Because Thais have been complaining about the books because it shows Thais in a bad light.”
I then went to a second bookstore in the mall. Once again I asked where I could find, “Money Number One”? The woman in charge told me, “We don’t have it”. And when I asked her why, she told me, “We have problems with the publisher (Neil Hutchison).
I then asked her, “Is the reason the same that Asia Books gave me? Which is that certain Thais have complained?”
She said yes.
This required further investigation so I emailed Neil Hutchison for the answer.
A few hours later a close associate of emailed me back.
He wrote: “Certain do-gooders complained about the cartoon front cover image for “A Fool in Paradise”. Because it depicted Thai bar girls in a sexy, provocative light and that this detracted from Thailand’s image. So the authorities the bar girl bible and Fool In Paradise from Thailand’s bookstores.
Well that’s complete rubbish. Truth is when we are talking about the bar scene and most women associated with it, this is the way it is. And money is number one. Neil exposes a major element of Thai society for what it really is and many Thais simply do not like the truth to be told.
Thankfully one can still occasionally buy one of Neil’s books in the shadows of Thailand’s mainline book stores where the more obscure shops can still be found or get a copy online from Neil’s web site Money Number One. I strongly urge anyone who comes to Thailand to get a copy, and to heed Neil’s advice. And if you are male and contemplate any form of relationship with a Thai woman consider it the Bible. Just remember that there are no exceptions to Neil’s discouraging words of advice. This includes you.
the Extreme Guns Babes for an Adult World is now published on Kindle. Hopefully I can finish a printed version in a month. Extreme Guns Babes for an Adult World is my fourth book and the first I’ve published on Kindle after publishing the printed edition.
Of all the things I miss most about the U.S., it’s my Wilson Arms customized .45 automatic. I started shooting my Dad’s World War II .45 automatic when I was 10 years old. My Dad used to wet the tip of his thumb. Then he’d make a mark with the saliva on a board. I could hit it most of the time when I was 10. Dad always said that nothing compared to a good .45 auto. My nephew and I agree. Both of us claim, “Real Men shoot 45’s.” You will find much of this in “xtreme Guns Babes for an Adult World”.
The book has a lot of pictures. And since a book containing full color images is so expensive to produce I felt Kindle represented a far more affordable option. Extreme Guns Babes for an Adult World contains sensational pictures of sexy strippers. Carrying guns. And Kindle captures such riveting pictures much better than print ever can.
I think electronic publishing is the future, but I still want to have my own copy. That I can see, feel and touch of something that’s entirely my own.
That represents a combination of the best that I could do with camera, and Graphics Arts to design the book. But the pictures will be much smaller and they will be in black and white. So for most of you who are interested in this book, I recommend getting it on Kindle.
The title Extreme Guns Babes for an Adult World says a lot about this book. I produced the book within the context of the adult world. That is the adult entertainment world of strippers, topless dancers, feature entertainers and topless clubs. I did some of my photo shoots in topless clubs, And all of my models for Extreme Guns Babes for an Adult World without a single exception were strippers or feature entertainers. I wrote over twenty of my articles for Xtreme Magazine, a small adult magazine on the East Coast. And I shot all the pictures of the models in the articles. Some of the articles never made it into Xtreme for one reason or the other.
Jeremy was the reason I was able to write gun articles for an adult magazine. When I met Jeremy he was Xtreme’s editor.
Now he’s in charge of all four of Xtreme’s franchises and has to concentrate on making money for the magazine. When Jeremy asked me to write an article about my .454 Casul revolver, he was writing a large portion of Xtreme’s articles himself. There was the Horror Scope. And no, that is not a misspelling. Jeremy’s horoscopes were insanely funny. And when I first started out writing for Xtreme Jeremy was writing his “Adventures of the Backdoor Man in his Search for the Holy Tail” series. By the time he wrote “The Laundryman Pervert” which he did not dare publish in Xtreme, it was obvious that Jeremy was pretty far out there.
On the left the 460 magnum. To its right the 454 Casull, then the 44 magnum, 45 acp, and finally the 22 rimfire
My article on my .454 Casul, a revolver that’s so powerful that it would often be used to hunt elephants and Alaskan Brown Bear, represented an abrupt departure from anything that could be expected from an adult magazine focusing on Tits and Ass. “The 454, One handed Buffalo Stopper”didn’t even mention women. There were no pictures or reference to them whatsoever.
Taylor from PT’s posed with the Walther PPK for the Roxy’s Bombshell article of Extreme Guns Babes for an Adult World
I didn’t even include in my second second gun article either. For “The Israeli Soldier and his Uzi”
I went to a university’s library to find articles covering Israel’s Seven Day War. Although I actually put a couple hundred rounds through a fully automatic Uzi sub machine gun the article focused on the Historical reasons Israel would arm its troops with such a short ranged weapon. I did not bring female models into my gun articles until the book’s third chapter. And then I brought a young shapely PT’s stripper to my apartment for “The Roxy’s Bomb Girl and 007’s Walther PPK.
There are several aspects about the Extreme Guns Babes for an Adult World magazine articles that made them unique .
First, I never wrote them for an audience whose concern is only about guns. Since “Xtreme” was a free magazine that was distributed in topless clubs, I had to design it to appeal to readers who are less technically inclined than your typical gun magazines reader.
Since I have a keen interest in History I’d often write about the Historical context that caused each weapon to evolve the way it did. I’m sure the book turned out to be vastly different from what most from what people expected from a series of gun articles called Xtreme Weapons Babes in an Adult World.
For the most part the articles are all about guns just as one might expect out of any other gun article. True enough, I spent a lot of time choosing the models for the photo shoots accompanying the articles. There was also a lot of attention to detail during the photo shoots.
Not only from me, but also from the women posing with the weapons.
These are exotic entertainers after all and what most people don’t realize is the women are very professional when it comes to doing pictures.
Professional adult entertainers such as Leah Layne will insist that a photographer shoots at least 100 pictures of them. Leah Layne will play her part in the Tec 9 Shootout at Peter’s Corral episode of Extreme Guns Babes for an Adult World
Most women outside the adult industry will pose in front of a camera for two or three pictures tell their husband or boyfriend photographer, “That’s enough. ” But adult entertainers will shoot over two hundred pictures knowing full well that nothing less than perfection will do. And that the lighting for a picture can change at a moment’s notice. Or the slightest change of expression will ruin a picture. The photographer also needs to take the most favorable angles of the model to show her figure off to full advantage. Typically my photo shoots for Extreme Guns Babes for an Adult World would comprise between one and two hundred pictures.
Above all I wasn’t just some guy out to make a buck who’s snap up a couple of women to shoot pictures of them with guns. I was a gun nut myself who truly looked forward to doing each gun article as an opportunity to fully explore the potential of those weapons I was personally interested in.
Consider that my first gun was a 30-06 Springfield which I worked all summer for when I was just twelve years old. This was no pellet gun or even a .22.
It shot three and a half inch shells and it would penetrate right through a thirty inch tree. So when I’ was contemplating what weapon to cover next for Xtreme I’d start thinking about what gun I wanted to shoot next. Or which gun I had read a lot about, oftentimes from boyhood on,. And then I’d set about trying to find that particular gun for my next gun article.
When it came to the M-1 Garand, I went out and spent eight hundred dollars of my own money just so that I could personally experience all the great things about the M-1 that gave the American infantryman such a huge edge over his counterparts during the 2nd World War.
The same thing happened to me with the Springfield M-1 A. When I first wrote about the rifle for Xtreme I had taken Darien Ross all the way down to Vic Meyers’ farm so that she could model with his M-15.
Which was a fully automatic version of the M1’s successor. But I became so intrigued with my own article that I went out and bought my own Springfield M-1 A. Which is a commercialized version of the miliary’s M14 and M15’s.
Arianna a del would be the cover girl for my first book, “Death on the Wild Side”.
The same would prove true with my M-16 article. Again, I took the model, in this case Arianna a del, to Vic Meyer’s farm where she poses with an M-16. But it wasn’t long after Xtreme Published the article that I bought my own M-16 in the form of an AR-15 which is the civilian version of the military weapon.
I think everyone involved had a terrific time doing those Xtreme Weapons photo shoots that were the heart of the gun articles.
The girls loved posing with the guns, oftentimes getting to shoot automatic weapons in the process. And since I didn’t have any automatic weapons which are illegal to own unless one has a specialized license to have or sell them, I was able to get anything I wanted because I could offer the gun dealers who had them a part in the photo shoots that centered around a very attractive personable adult entertainer.
It took a lot of far sighted fun loving people to get all those photo shoots and magazine articles done. Starting with an editor who wanted to produce something that was far more interesting than what all the other magazines were printing. And it took a group of women who’d be willing to spend a lot of their time getting to and from the photo shoots without receiving any direct cash reimbursement. And then there were the gun dealers. It’s not easy to find a 50 caliber tripod mounted machine gun and then one needs to set it up for the photo shoot. So I owe all of them a lot for all their hard work and time. This is the result of all that went into over two years of all that tremendous effort.
Should I publish Fitswell or not? The man in search of the Perfect Fit s first five misadventures are already appearing in two adult magazines. But Jim Lilly’s advice not to write Fitswell under my normal pseudonym still haunted me. Jim Lilly was the owner of the Wild Times Magazine, a small St. Louis based adult publication, and Jim was excited about getting me to create Dick Fitswell, having come all the way over from the St. Louis side to my East side apartment.
Jim might have been all fired up about Fitswell, but I wasn’t. I wanted him to publish, Return to Visions a piece I had written about my returning to Visions Gentlemen’s club of my favorite strip clubs down scenic route 157 that meanders along the Mississippi River bluffs where the river long ago had made its channel. That night I had taken one of the dancers home from the club the long way. Early that morning, the girl and I had gone over to Monk’s Mound, climbed its steps and surveyed the landscape, a hundred feet below us, in the moonlight–a landscape of prehistoric Indian mounds of a once proud civilization now called Cahokia Mounds.
To make a long story short I reluctantly agreed to write Fitswell in return for Jim’s publishing Return to Visions in his magazine.
And now, after having finally written 28 episodes the real issue is whether to pull the plug and to publish the new Fitswell book or not.
Dick Fitswell is a horrible man whose only goal in life is to bang as many women as possible. But this single goal is only a means to an end, which is to find the perfect fit for his overly large male appendage. Whether he gets along with a woman or doesn’t and whether she’s a good person or not doesn’t matter, and for that matter whether she’s beautiful, although it helps, doesn’t begin to measure up to whether she fits or not.
The Fitswell stories are pornographic, and I’ve never liked porn very much.
But ever since getting halfway through writing the first Dick Fitswell story I’ve never stopped laughing as I’ve brought my character through one improbable misadventure after the other. Whereas the least enjoyable part of writing about Fitswell’s experience was writing about him having sex, I’d have the most fun thinking about where I’d drop him off next and how I could create a situation where Fitswell would get his just deserts right after doing something despicable to one of his female victims.
The question once again is, if I go even more public with Fitswell while admitting that I’m his creator, will this jeopardize any possible success for “Death on the Wild Side” or “Welcome to the Fun House?” And would I be tainting the name Jack Corbett by publicizing a book whose content is so pornographic? But the word pornographic doesn’t really fit here, however. I never intended my Fitswell stories to arouse the erotic instincts of my future readers. Instead my whole intent was to poke fun at the kind of men who behave like wanna bee Fitswells as well as those women who stupidly fall for such cretins. It was only when I got nearly halfway through writing the Fitswell series that organized religion became the subject of several of the stories.
If there has ever been any question of holding back on the Fitswell book, the Republican Party’s turning to the Far Right as we approach the coming election has convinced me to go full steam ahead.
I find its policies, and its lying along with its chief propaganda tool, “Fox News” to be a hundred times more appallingly grotesque than anything Dick Fitswell does in my stories even if there wasn’t any humor in them or even a glimmer of hope for good satire. Fitswell is in the face, crude writing that is impossible to ignore, and I’m not sure how he’s going to be taken. It’s time for a few good laughs, however, and I think Fitswell’s time has come.
So I’m doing it. Expect the Fitswell paperback within two weeks.
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