Last night I met 2 bull shit Pattaya bar girls. I’m calling one Rover. Because she’s dumber than a dog. The second Horse Manure because she was so full of horseshit
The first girl’s tall. 167 centimeters tall. Met her in front of “Happy Day” on Soi Six. Which is a lady boy bar. She’s out in the street looking for customers. Our eyes meet and she tells me, “I am a lady. See her” As she points to one of the lady boys. “She Lady boy”. Then she points at another lady boy. “Lady Boy. Me lady.
So I gave her a good looking over. And seeing that she was tall and slender, I took her inside for a drink. She wasn’t as pretty in the face as many ladies I’ve been taking. And she’s not so young either. I’d put her somewhere north of thirty.
It took just five minutes for me to part with 480 baht. 300 for the short time room upstairs and 280 baht for our drinks.
At first she doesn’t seem like one of these bull shit Pattaya bar girls who I’m seen too many of them lately.
She doesn’t even have a condom. And I don’t either. But we 69 a lot until she’s wet all down her legs. Then we have unprotected sex. She’s kissing me all over as we really get into it. And afterwards we head down to the bar where I finish my beer.
I’m feeling pretty good right now so I hardly notice when she puts her phone numbers on my smart phone. Then she asks me if I’m on line. Which I open up, and she puts two line profiles on line so we can message each other for free. And after that she starts giving me a good massage. But I want to head back to Passion Dance Club just down the street. So I leave her at the doorway after a long good night kiss.
The next day she starts messaging me on line. She asks me, “Why was I working at gay bar?
she tells me she wants to be with me. (move in with me). She’s hot. Her room doesn’t even have a ceiling fan. And her room’s all the way up in Jomtien. Off thing though is she’s got two different phone numbers and two line profiles.
Makes a guy wonder if she isn’t one of these bull shit Pattaya bar girls
So we agree to meet at 7:30. Sweet Hearts go go bar is about half way up Walking Street. And there’s a large short time place just upstairs. Costs 380 baht for short time. So I get there early and take a couple of pictures. Sweet Hearts has changed its name to Tantra. But Crazy House Go Go is right across the Street. My problem is I’m here too early and I cannot get a drink at either place. To wait for her.
She’s late so I call her up. “Where are you?” I ask.
“In my room in Jomtien Soi 3.”
You are supposed to be here on Walking Street.”
Then she starts talking some nonsense about Soi 15. I’m going to start calling her Rover now. Because it’s getting to be obvious that Rover’s a lot smarter than her. It looks like I’m dealing with just another one of these bull shit Pattaya bar girls.
I find an outdoor bar close by. And order myself a Heineken. Then I call her again on line. “Where are u?” I ask.
“in Jomtien Soi 3,” she replies.
“Okay. Get a taxi, and meet me inside Crazy House go go bar. Be there in 15 minutes.”
Fifteen minutes pass, and I’m bored as shit. Except there’s several good looking babes in the place and one keeps looking at me while she points at her pussy.
She’s one of the two hot tub gals. And both of them are completely naked.
Finally I go to the toilet to call Rover one last time. But she’s still in her room in Jomtien. But I pass the girl next to the hot tub. As I pass she touches me. Then she feels my cock. And asks me to get a good close look at her pussy.
I have to admit that I want her. But the bar fine’s likely to be something like 1500 baht. And she’s going to be asking 2000 baht for short time. Even though I know I’ll get her down to 1500 baht.
Trouble is these gals are all dumber than owl shit. Especially in the go go bars. And I want to get back to Soi Six in about ten minutes. Even though I’m getting happy hour prices on my gin and tonics at just 90 baht a drink. The girl wants to come over and sit with me real bad. But she’s going to be wanting lady drinks at 150 baht apiece. And if she’s like most of these gals, she’s going to be really hammering me for a lot of drinks.
I walk all the way back down Walking Street. Nearly running. I want Soi Six so bad.
But the icing on this cake is, before coming to Walking Street I had gone to Passion Dance club for just one beer. Where several of my friends had joined me. I like the service lady there. But on the way to Passion I found Kiara. Who I had not seen for two months.
Now Kiara is a real pro. And tonight’s turning out so rotten that I need a good shot in the arm. Which Kiara delivers every time.
Luckily Kiara’s still sitting just outside her bar. Smoke and Kisses.
One hour with a real pro who is not one of those bull shit Pattaya bar girls
Kiara gets one drink for me, and one for her. She knows I like San Miguel lights although lately I’ve been drinking Heinekens. Then we take our drinks upstairs to a short time room.
True to form Kiara has me lie down the bed. Then she tells me to close my eyes and relax. And starts giving me a massage. By stroking her nails lightly across my stomach and arms. Then she goes down on me putting my dick in her mouth. And I start to feel like I’m in heaven.
After a few minutes, Kiara blurts out, “Let’s change.”
I’m on top now with Kiara lying comfortably on her back. With a small towel covering her face. She’s in la la land smiling beneath that towel, enjoying every minute of what I am doing her. I’m hungry and I haven’t had this good of a feed since….uhhhh. Two nights ago. But Kiara’s a lot better looking than Rover.
Finally Kiara blurts out, “Fuck me now.” But unlike the last six gals I’ve fucked she puts on a condom.
Kiara likes her fucking good and hard. Which is exactly what I do with her. I come while holding her tightly around my body.
An hour with Horse Manure, one of the most nauseating bull shit Pattaya bar girls I ever met.
Feeling pretty good about myself I went back to Passion Dance Club where I soon found my favorite service girl. We sat together giving each other massages as she lit my cigarettes.
But after a few minutes a tall slender gal started giving me the eye while dancing on the stage. Then another gal joined me and the service girl who turned out to be Kwann’s sister. Suddenly the tall slender girl sat next to me on my left. A few minutes later we were sitting alone together.
She had pretty eyes, and she told me she was 36 years old. Then she started talking all this gibberish that she wanted a man who wanted to understand her. Who didn’t just look at her as a fuck, and that is all. Next moment she’s telling me she’s a Lesbian. And that she used to work at the living Dolls Showcase go go bar on Walking Street. She wants someone who understand what she’s feeling inside and that sex isn’t all that important.
I wind up buying her several drinks. Then she turns to the mirror behind us and stretches out her long beautifully developed back. She’s got a flat stomach too. But its the pronounced musculature of her back that’s turning me on.
I want her. I want her so badly that I want to take her to the upstairs short time room right now.
But she wants 1500 baht. The room upstairs is 300. And here I’m giving all these gals 1000 baht her on Soi Six.
So I tell her I’m only giving Walking Street go go girls 1000 baht. And that’s it’s totally unfair to pay a Soi Six girl 1000 baht and 1500 baht for a Walking Street go go bar girl. Even worse. If I pay Horse Manure 1500 baht I will then have to give all the girls at Passion Dance Club 1500 baht. And here we are in low season, and the bar girls are all really hurting.
Then she starts telling me all the things she has to pay for.
I respond by telling her, “I know. I know. It’s the same everywhere. All these girls are having the same problems.
After I keep pushing for her to go short time with her for 1000 baht, it becomes obvious that she’s not bulging.
It’s obvious that tonight I’ve got the just another of those bull shit Pattaya bar girls on my hands. Time to get to another Soi Six Bar. I might just have enough time to boom boom one more lady.
Horse Manure asks me for a 100 baht tip. But I know she’s already gotten four or five ladies drinks off me. And making 50 baht on each one of them. But what the hell, I give her 100 baht. Then she asks me to give one of her friends another 100 baht. The friend is having a hard time she tells me.
I tell her, everyone’s having a hard time. They are having a hard time on Walking Street and all over Soi Six. It’s the same everywhere. So no, I’m not giving your friend 100 baht.
Horse Manure’s outdone herself. This is one helluva conniving useless bitch. Next time I’m in Passion and she’s up on that stage I’m telling the service lady that I don’t want her anywhere near me.
But I’ve gotta get laid just one more time.
And I’ve got less than one hour before Soi Six closes. I walk up and down the street a couple of times. And then I settle on a rather good looking young thing who’s body is not much to write home about. But she will have to pass at this 9th hour.
I get the girl and I a couple of drinks. And then we go upstairs to the short time room. I go down on her. For a long time, but now i’ve got just 10 minutes left before the bar closes. She wants to put a condom on me, but I know it’s going to take me more than ten minutes to come. So I position her so that she’s sitting on my face. I imagine someone else sitting on my face. My favorite girl who’s not there, but who should have been with me tonight. And then I feel the excitement rising. But she’s no longer mouthing my dick. She’s giving me a hand job. But oh well. What do you expect when just two minutes after you come a little bell rings to tell you that your time is up. This bar’s closing.
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