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Pattaya Soi Six girl speaks of Thailand Korean Brothels

Noi,  a Pattaya Soi Six girl just spilled her guts to me about Thailand Korean Brothels  where she earned 200000 baht a month.

Thailand Korean Brothels
I figures it’s my job to give all you horny guys the real scoop about all dem Thailand Korean Brothels you keep hearing about. So now we are abouts to give you the whole truth from Noi who just spent 7 months in a Korean hell hole where she fucked over 1500 Koreans in 7 months.

Now you guys gotsa picture this.  I’ve known Noi for 4 years now.  She’s one of my best pals on Pattaya Soi Six.  Damn good looking too, but a great set of tits on her.  We’s good friends but you can be damn sure we’s never been Platonic.  Well Noi here, she warns me all about what’s happening in your life.  And tells me the truth too.  So what’s we gotsa say about dem Thailand Korean brothels is the real gospel.

Intro to Thailand Korean brothels

Well I hadn’t seen Noi in 10 months.  So I gets me a haircut on Soi Six in the mornin and I suddenly see Noi back at her old Soi Six bar.  She’s waving at me.  Friendly gal this Noi even if she’s a hardened professional prostitute.

She’s so excited when she sees me.  I can’t wait to tell you all about Korea.  Can you see me tonight?

A few hours later she tells me about how these agents recruit Thai prostitutes to work for Thailand Korean brothels.  The girls then disappears from the civilized world for three months.  And in Noi’s case 7 months.   But all dem stories is basically true.  Dem Thai prostitutes makes lots of money, but they becomes prisoners in dem Thailand Korean brothels.  I call these Thailand Korean brothels because most of the inmates are oftentimes Thai ladies.  Whereas the prisons themselves are Korean.  Made by Korean labor.  Out of steel and concrete from Korea.

Life in dem Thailand Korean brothels is like being in combat during war time if you are in the Army

That means living in dem Thailand Korean brothels is terrible and disgusting.  So maybe I should have called these Thailand Korean brothels Thai Korean whorehouses.  On account of brothel being a nice word whereas whorehouse has a low life ring to it.

So here’s how life in these Thailand Korean brothels goes.   Noi gets assigned to a room on level one of a building.  She’s on a 24 hour shift.  This means she must be available to a customer at all times.  Perhaps she sleeps for one hour.  Then a bell rings and she must be ready, looking beautiful.  She wakes up.

Thailand Korean Brothels

He pays 3600 baht.  Noi gets 1200 baht.  The agent gets 400 baht (for each fuck that she does).  This leaves 2000 baht to the owner of the establishment.  But he has several buildings.  And there’s a lot of girls doing the tricks for him.  He’s rich.

When the forty minutes are over, a bell rings and the customer must leave

But if he wants more time, there’s a phone, and he gets to call for more minutes.  At a hefty price of course.  And not a hellula lot more time.

Thailand Korean brothels are prisons

The girls can never leave their building.  Noi never gets to come out of her prison for seven months.   She can never go outside the building for dinner.  Or lunch.   Or breakfast.  The establishment delivers chickens, rice, fruit and vegetables to her building.  And the girls have to cook their own food.

On average Noi boom booms 8-10 customers each day.  Which is between 200 and 300 Koreans per month.   Or 1400-2100 dicks in 7 months.  But she’s getting 200, 000 baht a month.  And when she comes back to Thailand she starts having a house built for her.

But it’s a very tough job.  She never gets to go to sleep for very long.

Does Noi like any of her Korean customers?

She can’t speak Korean.  And her Korean customers cannot speak English.  And she never gets a sense of what her customers are like as human beings.    She can’t even meet  them outside the building.  Or converse with them on the telephone.  In the Thailand Korean brothels it’s just one dick after the other.

A lot of her customers are drunk.  Because there’s a Karioke bar next door.  One of the customers is so drunk that he falls asleep.  And Noi cannot wake him up.  So before the bell rings she puts a lot of goop all over his dick.  And when the bell rings he finally wakes up thinking he’s had one good fuck.

I met Noi at the Red Point Bar on Soi Six.   Three of four years ago.  She was one of the prettiest girls there too.  Then she told me that an old guy from the U.S. was offering her 100000 baht if she left the bar.  And stayed with him.  Later she showed up again on Soi Six.  And had a lot of great times together until she told me she was leaving for Korea.  I would not see her again for 10 months until several days ago.  So stay tuned because I’ve got a lot of great stories that Noi’s related to me.

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In the Soi Six bar police catch Billy Bob with his pants off

In the Soi Six bar police almost catch Billy Bob with his pants off.  And that would be me.  Uncle Bufford’s disciple.

Soi Six bar police almost catch Billy Bob naked
Damn, that was sure a close all with the Soi Six bar police. To find out more about me, check out the Uncle Bufford advice column.

Notice that I changed one word from my title.  That is the key word almost.  I said the Soi Six bar police catch Billy Bob with his pants off just to get your attention.  Because it should.  Police harassment of Soi Six bars is getting to be that serious.

Here’s how serious the situation is getting.  Out of the 75 units in my condo building, the police have put 5 of our residents in jail.  These are only residents that I know of.

But what you really came here for was how at a Soi Six bar police almost caught me with my pants off.

Here’s how the at a Soi Six bar police almost caught me with my pants down.  Right after I copulated.

Now this girl must be about the most slender gal I’ve ever met on Soi Six.  The first time I saw her, another girl at her bar tried to pull me inside the place.  To buy her a drink.  But when I saw her, I thought she was about the cutest thing on two legs.  I had to have her.  So I ignored the first woman.

I looked her in the eye and she looked right back at me.  Our eyes were riveted together so much that it took just a single motion of my eyes to tell her I wanted to buy her a drink.   I wanted the other girl to get lost.

This girl was even prettier than the Doll House go go girls. But the Soi 6 girl had a toothpick frame for a body.

We sat down at the bar together, and she got busy before our drinks even arrived.  I felt small hands on my balls, and I knew right then that I wouldn’t waste any time.

She was 160 centimeters all.  Which comes to about five foot three.  But she admitted to weighing just 40 kilos or 88 pounds.  So she looked a lot taller than she actually was.  In her clothing she looked very shapely and had a fine ass.  Looking as tall as she did she almost looked stately.

But my God.  When I took her in the shower and stood naked with her, I nearly changed my mind.

She was so godawfully skinny.

Honestly, she looked like she had just come out of a concentration camp.  I almost took her back to ask for a refund for my money.

The room set me back 300 baht.  Which is typical for Soi Six.  Reluctantly I took the girl over to the bed and lay down with her.

But brother, did she get active.  She went down on me like an impact drill.  And she kept at it, and kept at it, until I nearly came in her mouth.  Then I turned her over and went down on her.

By now I didn’t even notice how skinny she was.  She tasted good.  And she got really wet real fast.  Her box lunch was mighty fine.

When I started to bang her, she curled her little body right into mine.  Her head was small.  I started to rub her hair.  Then her neck.  We took a long time together before I turned her over.  So that she straddled me.

She had thin toothpick legs.  Her hips were narrow.  She fit right between my thighs while straddling me in the female superior position.

Pulling herself right into my groin brought us right into each other.  I had maximum penetration you would never get from a fat woman.  Or even a normal woman.

So let me tell you guys who like a woman who’s got enough meat to hold onto.  Well, you guys don’t know any better.

And as for all of you who like big tits.  Okay, they can be nice.  But silicon?  There’s nothing worse than silicon.  But take a set of nature well formed tits.  Well, okay, they can be kind of nice.

But not essential.  Now this slender little thing’s practically got no tits at all.  But the little bits that she does have expand and start to fill up my mouth.  I can feel her little body tightening up against me as I suck her little tits.

To make a long story short, I come and I’m pretty damn sure she does as well.

But now it’s time to get back to the Soi Six bar police and how they almost catch me in the act.

I think it was the 3rd time I took her upstairs.  By now I had found out she gives an incredible blow job. She doesn’t hesitate to suck in all my cum and swallow.

The long and short of this is, we’ve just finished whatever we’ve been doing.  I’ve had an orgasm, and I’m still butt naked.  I have left a half empty bottle of beer on the headboard, and I’m about to swallow the rest of my beer.  Then

Suddenly, three Thai women rush into the room

The police are coming.  You must leave.  Quicky, they tell me in loud voices.  My underwear pants are on the floor.  So are my sandals.  I reach town for my underwear shorts.  Then I try to put them on.  I can’t get the hole my dick comes out of to match up with my dick.  The women are frantic.  And so am I.

I do not want the police to find me butt naked in a Soi Six short time room.  It’s likely to make the paper.  The same way it happened at the Windmill Club when the police caught a falang in a short time room upstairs with one of the Windmill girls.  They published the guy’s name and picture everywhere.  Then the police closed the Windmill down for a whole month.

I looked down underneath the bed.  But there wasn’t even the smallest space to crawl in there where I could hide from the police.

I still kept fumbling with my underwear shorts.  Finally I gave up and one of the women took them from me.  Then I pulled my shorts over my naked ass and dick, and shoved my feet into my sandals.  Putting my shirt on was my last act before I headed down the two flights of stairs down into the bar.  I managed to get three buttons buttoned so my chest was showing through my shirt.  But no matter.  I was down into the bar at last.  The girl followed me and took a bar stool next to me as I sat down.

Ordering two beers.  One for her and one for me, I started to relax and wait.  But the police never came.

Later, I heard that the military was accompanying the police as they raided many bars in the area.  The politicians had arranged a big push to show they had big face.  And that they were ridding Pattaya of all vermin, such as me.

I narrowly slithered out of this one.   But I have a lot more to tell about what I’m now doing to avoid Pattaya’s finest men in brown, but that will have to come later.

But for now, what all you guys need is to realize that in these parts of the woods money is number one.  So before you even consider being with any Thai girl you need to get the Bible.  That’s it.  Money Number one.  And don’t ever leave home without it.

Money Number one is the Bible

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Walking Street Doll House vs Annabelle Go Go Bars Golden Pussy

Here’s the good, bad, and ugly of Doll House vs Annabelle Go Go Bars Golden Pussy shakedown.

The G spot is the Golden Pussy

Background

Three of Pattaya Walking Street’s Premier go go bars have completed a transformation over the past two weeks. The same company has owned the Doll House Pattaya, G-Spot,  Electric Blue, and  Doll House Bangkok . Until now. Then the G-Spot which had been our favorite split from its sister clubs to become Annabelles with a new management team. During the same month the venerable Windmill Club has been closed by the police for a month.

Personally I don’t care for the Windmill Club. I started calling it a Dirty Old Man’s Paradise ever since I saw an old fart sticking his hands into every orifice of one of the dancers there. Perhaps more than any single go go bar on Walking Street the Windmill has earned the Golden Ring Award for relentless hands on debauchery and dildo pussy thrusting.

This time the Windmill committed the unpardonable sin of allowing one of its customers to boom boom one of its girls in an upstairs short time room.  In came the police to catch the man with his pants down and his dick hanging out.

Which brings us to last night

go go girl who's not showing her Golden Pussy

Billy Bob and I started out at the Doll House. Several of the prettiest girls at the G-spot quit as soon as the new owners took over and renamed the place Annabelles Go Go.  I found them at Doll House last night and I have to say that the Doll House had the purdiest group of girls I’ve seen in a go go bar for a coons age.  Several of the sexiest girls wasted no time  and  joined Billy Bob and me in the peanut gallery.

I bought a few tequilas for two of the girls who hung with me until Billy Bob and I headed out to Annabelles. I promised to return to “my two girls” after half an hour or so.

Annabelles was completely packed with customers.

We couldn’t find a table but the mamasan, who oftentimes hung around with us, soon found seating arrangements for us.

There were over thirty go go dancers up on that stage.  Billy Bob told me most of the girls were from the Windmill Club who had suddenly found themselves out of work. And with them came many Windmill customers. I suddenly had to face  the thing I had hated the most about the Windmill Club.  It had far too many customers. The place was always uncomfortably crowded.  And there were never nearly enough girls to go around.

The Windmill was well known for having some of the cheapest beer on Walking Street.  But the fact is, cheap drink prices always brought in the riff raff.  And believe me, Annabelles was super saturated tonight with cheap charlies.  This was definitely not my kind of crowd.  As for the girls, most were nothing to write home about. The club had also changed its music to that electro crap I call Da Da music.

Back at the Doll House

they had been playing a lot of really good music for a change. I had just one bottle of San Miguel Light at Annabelles which set me back a whopping 170 baht. This was just plain inexcusable. Hordes of customers had come in.  The place was crowded with imbeciles who simply didn’t know any better. I left for the greener pastures of the Doll House where I rejoined the two sexy women who had sat with me earlier.

I have known one of the two girls for nearly two years now.  She has a very pretty face and a very fine ass.  She knows it too.  And she uses every opportunity to stick that fine ass of hers in my face. The thing I like about her best is for a Thai bar girl she’s a straight up kind of gal who calls a spade a spade. The other girl, who I’ve started calling the little sister, has great breasts, and a nice shape. I’ve only had her sitting with me only once before. I found her to be quite cuddly and kissable.

Both girls wanted me to bar fine them.

I would have bar fined the “older sister”, but when the mamasan told me the bar fine was now 1100 baht, I told the mamasan and both girls that there was no way I would ever pay a thousand baht bar fine.

I found out the reason for the bar fine going up from 900 to 1100 baht

was the girls were now dancing totally nude. Which comes down to this. Before Christmas bar fines for Electric Blue, the Doll House and the G spot had been 800 baht.  But over the Christmas holidays the clubs upped their bar fines to 900 baht, and never lowered them once the Christmas gouging season had ended. Now they had gone up to 1100 baht due to most of the Doll House girls now dancing totally nude.  I was plain disgusted, and so were many of the girls who were not getting bar fined much.

What’s good about Go Go Bars Golden Pussy?

For one thing you get to see exactly what you are getting. And let’s face it, although a lot of guys like big tits, it’s the pussy you are fucking or eatin.  And silicon tits are the worse kind of tits. Most of them are shapeless. They are hard and they taste terrible. Now take a girl with small tits. A girl with small tits can really feel them being titillated. When she gets excited her tits expand in your mouth. You can feel her nipples harden with your tongue. But best of all, especially with Thai women, girls with small tits tend to be slimmer and more active. But it’s the golden pussy that sends me to the stratosphere.

Some girls got the golden pussy. Others don’t. And when you watch the go go dancers up on stage you can immediately tell who’s got the soft flabby pussies and who’s got the tight little teen age girl vaginas.

But I already know that the “older sister” has got a golden pussy. I went down there too many times before.  I have to admit that she looks great up on stage showing off that Golden Pussy of hers.  But I haven’t been down on the little sister, at least not just yet. Her box looks promising enough. I often like calling a woman’s vagina her box because pussy sounds so crass.

Mikos not here tonight. And neither is Frog Face.

Thank God. Maybe they have both started working back at Annabelles where they belong.

Both girls are disappointed that I’m not bar fining them. But I’m sharing with them certain ideas of mine that I think both of the girls will like. They’ve been talking animatedly together about what I’m suggestin to them.  Their animated voices and body language tell me that Big Sister wants to share me with Little Sister and that she’s tellin the younger girl what a great guy I am.

I finally check bin. My bottle of beer comes out to 150 baht which is 20 baht less than they are charging down at Annabelle’s.

It’s time to wrap this review up. Here’s the good, bad and the ugly about both clubs.

The Doll House

The good

• Has a wonderful manager in Lenny who used to manage at all three clubs, Electric Blue, the Doll House, and G spot.
• They stopped playing that horrible da da electro crap that so many clubs are passing off as music and are now playing real music with a great beat.
• Beers are cheaper at 150 baht.
• The girls are some of the sexiest on Walking Street
• Showing off golden pussy so that the discriminating male of exquisite tastes can make an informed decision on what he’s buying.
• Happy hour prices for certain drinks between 8:30 pm at 10. For example gin and tonics are just 75 baht each.

The Bad

• Using Golden Pussy full nudity as an excuse for raising the bar fine from 900 baht to 1100 baht.

The Ugly
• Displaying ugly genitalia

Annabelles

The Good

• One of the mamasans is a lot of fun and she’s actually quite cuddly.
• Some of the old staff members who have always treated us well are still here.
• Still hands on. Especially for all those dirty old man types who were frequenting the Windmill.
• Happy hour prices for certain drinks between 8:30 pm at 10. For example gin and tonics are just 75 baht each.

The Bad

• The girls for the most part are only so so. Just like the Windmill bar girls used to be
• The place is far too crowded
• Bar fines are now 1000 baht for short time sex and 1500 baht for long time
• Management is now pressuring the girls to spend more time up on the stage and not enough time one on one with their customers.

The Ugly

• Beers are now 170 baht per bottle. This is downright inexcusable.