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The Pattaya Walking Street Pervert

The Pattaya Walking Street Pervert looked like Telly Savalas, except he looked soft and fat.  A doctor with sex instruments for vagina violation.

Pattaya Walking Street Pervert
This picture is of Telly Savalas. Sorry Telly for this unfavorable comparison even though you are now dead. For over an hour this Pattaya Walking Street Pervert violated the privates of at least three Walking Street Go Go dancers with a variety of sex instruments including what appeared to be a slim flashlight, a vibrating device I had never seen before and a dildo.  Not to mention his fingers and tongue

I sat alone up stairs in the Pattaya Walking Street go go bar.  Thinking about my favorite girl.  Who I had just been with for close to seven hours.  Drinking only three beers thinking of only her and how happy I was that she was no longer working in a sex bar.  And how I had so much to do with that.

When she was right, she was one of the prettiest girls I had ever photographed.  But she was soft inside.  A real lady.

But while she was working on Pattaya Soi Six.  She had to boom boom nearly every man who came in her bar.  Some of them just like this Pattaya Walking Street Pervert.

But within one hour after I said goodbye to her.   I was watching this Pattaya Walking Street Pervert operating with all his instruments.  With what might have looked like a doctor’s bag next to his fat ass.

The Pattaya Walking Street Pervert had his ugly face just inches away from the girls’ vaginas.

As he looked deep inside their privates with what looked like a slender flashlight.  He probed and probed.  Sometimes with his fingers.  And sometimes with his tongue.  But most of the time he was inserting various devices.  One of them must have been some kind of vibrator outfitted with its own light.   And a plain ordinary dildo.  I had never seen anything like it before.

But I never considered myself an expert on sex toys either.

But I’m sure he was paying the girls well for putting up with him.  The prettiest girl, pretended to be mildly amused over the whole thing.  Like, “what the fuck is this guy all about?  But I need the money too bad to say no.”

As two other girls sharing her stage watched.  Then he handed a small vibrator to one of them.  Who started vibrating one of the gal’s right breast.

All I could think of was, This Pattaya Walking Street Pervert must have one helluva small dick.

Or one that didn’t function anymore.  By the time I finished three beers, this Pattaya Walking Street Pervert must have performed at least one hour’s worth of sexual violation.

But oh well.  I’m sure the girls were thinking this Pattaya Walking Street Pervert’s close inspection of their privates was just part of the job.  I was just so happy that my favorite ex Soi Six lady wasn’t here in their places.