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Nuns rule Dollies Playhouse Strip Club thanks to sister Margarita

October 16, 2013 Jack Corbett Leave a comment

Nuns rule Dollies Playhouse Strip Club in the Saint Louis Metro East. The blockbusting story we told the world on the internet in 1997-1998.

Alabama at the Dollies Playhouse Strip Club — As one of the two nuns in Dollies trendy toilet sex at Dollies Playhouse Strip Club Alabama looks so innocent. The same cannot be said for the other “nun”, played by Marilyn Mynxxx.

In those days I had my Kodak DC-40 digital camera when practically everyone else was using film. It could only manage around 375,000 pixels. To give you an idea of how inferior this camera was to today’s equipment my present Nikon D-750 will do around 24 million pixels while the top of the line Nikon SLR digital camera will manage around 44 million pixels. So my new Nikon is 64 times more powerful than my old Kodak D-40 digital camera.

Other photographers derided my Kodak as a toy. Little did they know that film would soon be dead. The Kodak provided instant gratification, and strip club owners, managers, and strippers couldn’t get enough of it.

A toy? I’m going to let you be the judge. Take this slideshow of “Nuns rule Dollies Playhouse strip club show you this little Kodak was no toy.

I’d bring my laptop into the Dollies Playhouse strip club and my digital camera and we’d all start doing these digital skits with everyone hamming it up in the club. I’d come up with a story line and then I’d have all the people in the strip club acting out my crazy scripts. We used to even have Dollies Trendy Toilet Sex in the club’s restrooms.

Great satiric satire as unglued Nuns rule Dollies Playhouse strip club

Crazy Czech in his war paint. Alabama is the good looking blonde in the center. This is what we’d do every Friday night at Dollies Playhouse Strip Club. We’d get as many people in the toilet and see what happens. Then I’d put the pictures in the Lost Angels chat room later on direct from the strip club.The Godfather of Dollies Trendy Toilet Sex was Crazy Czech. Crazy Czech in real life is a computer software engineer. He’s American. If he wasn’t he wouldn’t be as crazy as he is. Crazy Czech was to get as many people as possible into one of the toilets and then everyone would start to act weird, and I’d start taking pictures. Afterwards I’d go to my digital office in the club which was just five feet from the club’s main stage. Dollies even provided me with my own separate phone line so I could get online with my laptop.

Typical picture from Dollies Trendy Toilet Sex. Satin on the left, Clylina on top, Marilyn Myxxx to the right. Big Howard getting squashed.

So I’d sit there with all my friends who were mostly strippers and work on my digital images. Then I put them into the Lost Angels chats and people would tune in from all around the country.

Cylina on Big Howard’s lap during Dollies Playhouse Strip Club Trendy Toilet Sex.

In general people are vain. They like to be the center of attention, especially strippers and strip club owners and managers, strip club DJ’s, waitresses, etc. Dollies Playhouse Strip Club led the pack when it came to all the actors and actresses strutting their stuff. Those were the best of times.

So if I could get someone’s picture in front of the whole world in half an hour and other photographers using film would tell their fans, “I’ll get them developed and show you the results tomorrow” who is the better photographer?” I’d be drinking beer and tequila with all my friends at Dollies with my faithful laptop in front of me, and man, everybody would go wild.

Click here to get the page, Nuns Take over the Dollies Playhouse Strip Club which has the links to this slide show-video. I didn’t dare put this up on You Tube because it shows a fair amount of nudity. And it also takes a few pot shots at organized religion.

Big Howard’s one of the main characters in all those little pantomimes we did at Dollies Playhouse Strip Club. Big Howard’s my pal. He was assistant manager at Dollies and we sure drank a lot of tequila and beer together. In this slide show he’s hamming it up in the club’s toilet with a bare breasted stripper who calls herself Diamond.

Cylina and Marilyn Mynxxx at the Dollies Playhouse Strip Club — One of the best classics ever in the entire Dollies Playhouse Strip Club Trendy Toilet Sex escapades. Here Sister Cuervo played by Marilyn Mynxxx spanks Cylina for being a naughty girl in her class. Which provided the ideal spectacle for my satire of Christianity as the Nuns rule Dollies Playhouse.

Then there’s a series of pictures of sexy Cylina I did a photo shoot of in the club’s attic in front of mirrors. Cylina also plays the part of an unruly high school student in “School Girls” with Obsession. Their teacher is Sister Cuervo, played by Marilyn Mynxxx. Marilyn’s even wearing a nun’s habit to play her part. Finally Alabama appears as Sister Margarita wearing her habit also.

There’s one picture of Alabama serving me a portion of Methyl blue in a Chinese restaurant where we are having a party. The stuff makes anyone who drinks it piss blue, and Alabama drank her portion too so we both peed in technicolor for a few hours.

Lastly, there’s the classic picture of a fully nude Alabama sitting on the toilet at Dollies posing for pictures.

And so it was back then. We were all wild and crazy and my digital camera recorded the strip club action. Back then Tequila was the drink of choice for the ladies and men like Big Howard and me. I don’t think anyone took digital pictures into strip clubs in those days. But we did a lot more than just that. We went totally crazy dramatizing how much fun a strip club can be. And put the whole thing on the internet here at alphapro.com for the entire world to see. In those days we were the only game in town.

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Marooned in Naklua Pen Bar with uncontrollable Pattaya bar girls

October 3, 2013 Jack Corbett Leave a comment

Four hours of unrelenting rain marooned us in Naklua Pen Bar with uncontrollable Pattaya bar girls. With flood waters 24 inches deep there was no escape.

Uncontrollable Pattaya bar girls attack Norwegian friend — This is just one of those nights we won’t want to remember tomorrow.

“This is the first time hurricane come to Pattaya,” Pen with a smirk. I think you and Peter must spend night at bar,” she continued.

Peter and I had come to the bar five hours ago. Driving our motorbikes. But after five hours steady drinking we could see clearly now. That there was no way out for us. We’d just have to wait out the storm and suffer. Luckily there was an ATM nearby.

But is Peter man enough to stand up to these uncontrollable Pattaya bar girls?

Now there’s one thing that can be said about Peter. He’s a dedicated man of principle. The man’s Norwegian. He’s one of those hard nosed tough Scandinavians running those factory fishing boats north of the Arctic circle. Think Viking warrior of 800 ad. invading English monasteries. Pillaging every valuable in sight. While putting all the monks to the sword. And you have a fundamental understanding of Peter. The man’s on a ship for three months. Then he spends three months in Pattaya boozing it up and sleeping with a different woman every night. This man’s definitely worthy of his ancestors.

He’s as tough as nails. But there’s no way he’s getting home tonight until the raging storm lets up. Luckily he’s got a cast iron stomach. And luckily that in Norway he spends Twelve dollars for a can of beer. Because it’s going to take a lot of alcohol to quench his thirst tonight.

Who says you have to go to Pattaya’s Go Go Bars for a great time? Real expats such as Peter claim Walking Street’s only for tourists who don’t know any better.

Peter’s started out for just another typical night by his lonesome. But my girlfriend is sitting just to my right, which is pretty good reason for my repeatedly telling one of the bar girls to stop what she’s doing to me. But I have no choice. Other than resigning myself to being a victim of uncontrollable Pattaya bar girls. Girlfriend or no girlfriend. Because the storm will completely drench us before we get 100 meters down the road on our motorbikes.

We are stuck here for the duration. This has been absolutely one of our favorite neighborhood bars going on something like 7 years now. England has its neighborhood pubs. And the United States has its neighborhood taverns for the locals to hang out at. But we are eternally grateful to have places like this close by to our condos. Where the women are plentiful. The weather never turns too cold. So we can ride our motorbikes year round, drink as much as we want and never have to worry about the police giving us a DWI.

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Hitler belittled Digital Photography

May 27, 2013 Jack Corbett Leave a comment

On the night the world trade center went down Hitler belittled digital photography, telling me my digital camera was a toy. And although Hitler was right about a lot of things, he was dead wrong about digital photography.

I was on assignment for Xtreme Magazine to perform A mission, which was to cover Adara Michaels and Scandalous.

Xtreme required me to do an interview of Adara. But my editor also wanted me to get pictures of her with the other half of the blonde duo that called itself Scandalous. But Hitler would have none of it. While Hitler belittled Digital Photography he told me flat out that he would not allow anyone to take pictures of Adara. With the exception of himself, the great Hitler. And as Adara told me during the interview, she must obey Hitler.

Hitler belittled Digital Photography when I first met him. — Adara Michaels and I at the Exotic Dancer Adult Convention in Las Vegas. Notice that I’m wearing my “Xtreme Magazine” t shirt.

What really made Scandalous the most riveting feature act of its day, was Eddie Marshall’s expertise with lighting and special affects. Hitler’s skills were perhaps even more important to Scandalous success as Adara’s superlative dancing skills. But with Eddie, it all had to be his way or the highway. It had been his idea to have the blonde twin sister act in the first place.

And now that I think back twelve years after that interview I realize that Hitler was right about most things. Except when Hitler belittled Digital Photography.

For one thing I have learned that most women are absolutely unable to differentiate their best pictures from their worse. So Eddie’s insistence of having complete control over the picture taking process was right on target. I’m sure that Eddie also insisted that the two blondes comprising the Scandalous duo should totally respect his way of doing things. There could be no room for that petty jealousy that often arises between two entertainers. And from what I could glean from Adara while interviewing her, she could respect that. So when I asked her what the key to her success was, she just laughed and said, “Hitler.”

Back in September of 2001, I was using a Kodak DC-3 digital camera, which was a big step up from the Kodak DC-40 I had started off with in January of 1997. But it was still not up to the best Nikon film cameras most of the adult professional photographers were using. Less than a year later I spent the big bucks for the Nikon D-1 X.

The following year I once again ran into Hitle. This time at Nudes-A-Poppin. When I saw him carrying a Nikon D-1 X just like mine I couldn’t help myself. I even addressed him as Hitler, with no malice intended. “Hitler, I thought you said that digital cameras weren’t any good?”

“Times have changed,” Hitler smiled back at me and replied. The days that Hitler belittled Digital Photography were over.