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The Russian Walking Dead are taking over Pattaya Sin City, clogging up the streets, like zombies, walking three and four breast, multiplying, fearless of the traffic.

Jack Corbett’s the Russian Walking Dead of Pattaya

The American Russian Walking Dead of Pattaya is a little different from the video above (the Russian Walking Dead of Pattaya. The reason is Donald Trump- and all his minions and any American idiot who’s going to vote for him.

Pattaya Sin City is in Thailand. There are hardly any sidewalks.

While the police are selling slivers of the road to street vendors. Everything’s for sale here in Pattaya Sin City. From women to the public safety which takes a backseat to the bribes the police can pocket. After all, there’s a reason why Thailand’s roads are now the most lethal in the entire world.

Russian Walking Dead of Pattaya Sin City — So who really created the Russian Walking Dead? How about the Pattaya Sin City powers that be starting with the police? Notice how street vendors are allowed to set up their little shops right on the street.

But we must feel sorry for the poor Russians who comprise the largest Caucasian group of tourists to ever hit Pattaya Sin City. There’s nowhere they can walk. So they must take to the streets to become the Russian Walking Dead. Which many of them will become. Roadkill. As squashed dismembered bodies. Thanks to the total lack of police enforcement of Thailand’s traffic laws.

Welcome to the world’s most lethal roads

But we are not here to dissect causes of traffic fatalities. We are here to have fun. And that’s what this Russian Walking Dead video is all about.

But who am I really satirizing? If you really think that I’m poking fun at the Russians, think again.

But here they are, the Russian Walking Dead. Scurrying like rats dodging traffic. But we all are here in Pattaya Sin City. There’s a lack of humanity here. And you have to watch this video to see it.

So do I really hate the Russians?

How could I hate the people who gave us Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Lermontov and Pushkin? These Russian writers were top notch. With Tolstoy’s War and Peace generally acclaimed as the greatest novel that’s ever been written. Not to mention some of the greatest classical music composers the world has ever known. Such as Rachmaninoff, Tchaikovsky, Korsakov.

Russians are more avid readers than Americans. By far. I have far too many Russian friends to really be serious about calling them the Russian Walking Dead. So let’s get back to this video.

How I produced this video, the Russian Walking Dead here in Pattaya Sin City?

I started off shooting video near my condo of Russians clogging up my street. Walking and strolling down the pavement because not a sidewalk was to be found. I then downloaded parts of the celebrated t.v. series, The Walking Dead. From which I selected the choicest segments. And that’s when I really started having fun. As I pulled my film clips of Russians dodging cars and motorbikes into my video editing program. And then added portions of the televised Walking Dead into my video.