Pattaya Lady Boys and us at Naklua TG Bar is just a typical evening for Jack Corbett, two of his German buddies, Luddy and Michael and Robby Liverpool’s Don Juan. Our girlfriends are with us, May May and Luck–that is Luddy’s and mine while Robby’s romancing one of the few real bar girls at TG’s. The rest are Pattaya lady boys. TG’s is widely known in Naklua Thailand as a Pattaya Lady Boy Bar. Aside from our girlfriends, if you see a good looking Thai girl in this video, she’s one of the quieter Pattaya Lady Boys. Our gang is all from the same condo building at Wongamat Beach, and TG Bar is just a favorite neighborhood pub to us. As for MIchael, he’s in the background, barely seen in this video. Does he have really have a thing for Pattaya Lady Boys? One of the Pattaya Lady boys is sitting next to him. The question is, does he bar fine her?
A strange thing occurs once a man has lived in Pattaya very long. Pattaya Lady boys become accepted as just part of the scenery. Oftentimes called Thailand’s third sex, many men even develop a preference for Pattaya Lady Boys over women. I once asked one of TG’s owners why so many men go with Pattaya Lady boys. She responded: “Many men really get burned by a Pattaya bar girl and even if they don’t, most Pattaya bar girls express little real interest in them. But most Pattaya Lady boys take very good care of such men.
I once asked one of my fellow co-owners in my condo building, “Before you started going with Pattaya Lady Boys when you were living in England, did you realize then that you were a homosexual?”
The man replied. “I never even thought of being with a man. Liking Pattaya lady boys and being a homosexual are two different things.”
I have often seen friends of mine go into a bar full of Pattaya Lady Boys and watch them kissing the lady boys, while being groped between their legs. These are not men who enjoy having sex with men. These are men who have Thai women as their steady live in girl friends. If they really preferred Pattaya Lady boys to their girlfriends they’d be living with them instead.
I can just imagine Eddie who had been a combat U.S. Marine in Vietnam telling his fellow Marines, “Yeah, I’d go with a guy.” Back in those days, he’d rather slit his own throat than even admit that he’d come within three feet of one of a guy even if he was a lady boy. But I’ve seen Eddie, now in his sixties, kissing Pattaya Lady boys on more than one night out with the guys.
If a man thinks about it hard enough, Pattaya Lady boys can be a real mind bender when it comes to one’s sexual identity and preferences. Two weeks ago, one of my friends asked me to visit him in his condo. I had two American men with me. One was interested in either buying or renting a condo similar to Bill’s. When we arrived at Bill’s condo, Bill took my two friends onto his balcony where the three men got into a long discussion about renting or buying condos at Wongamat Beach. I was left in the living room with Amy, who was the main reason Bill wanted us to come to his condo in the first place.
Amy is not Thai. She’s Cambodian. Notice also that I just referred to Amy as she. Bill would like to take Amy with him to the United States, and after hearing that my Thai girlfriend recently managed to get a visa for an upcoming visit to the U.S. in August, Jim had asked me on the phone if I could give Amy advice on how we had managed talking the U.S. Embassy into giving my girlfriend a visitor’s visa. Amy’s English was excellent. But the more I talked to Amy about her getting a U.S. visa the more obvious it became to me that her chances of getting one were slim to none. But I liked Amy immensely. She was far more interesting and perceptive to talk with than over ninety-five percent of the Thai women I’ve met. Amy was also extremely attractive.
The question is “would I do her?” Yes. Absolutely. Except for two reasons. 1. I already had a Thai girlfriend and 2. I’d never move in on a friends territory and Amy was after all Bill’s.
In my conversation with Amy I found her to be very direct and willing to discuss just about anything without a hint of shyness. So I asked her, “Have you been cut?”
Amy replied: “Yes, I have.”
So Amy no longer had a dick. Was she a woman after all?
“Did it hurt an awful lot?” I asked Amy as I cringed holding onto my groin as if someone were about to take a straight razor to my penis.
“Yes. It hurt so much that I couldn’t even walk for a month.” I didn’t ask myself how Amy could get around, if getting around only amounted to a one hundred meter stroll for a pack of cigarettes–I was so busy still imagining having my own penis cut off while still clutching my own penis.
“Well, you can’t get any lubrication, can you?” I asked Amy. “At least not any lubrication that’s coming out of you.”
“No I can’t. I need to put something on,” Amy replied.
“Do you really enjoy sex? Do you come?” I asked.
“Yes. I really enjoy and yes, I do come.”
“I’d do Amy in a heartbeat. She was just so perceptive, so Intelligent, and so direct without a hint of self consciousness about her.
I think almost any man reading this post would want to have sex with Amy. Along with all her other killer assets, she had a beautiful body–a woman’s body. But suppose she had a dick? She’s already got breasts and she’s admitted to taking hormone medication.
Here’s a slide show for you. I entitled it Thailand’s Third sex. It’s of one of the Pattaya lady boys I met at the Leo Blues Bar here in Naklua. She was the best looking and most personable bar girls in the bar, and I wound up paying her a thousand baht for the photo shoot. The lady boys got silicon enhanced breasts.
Amazing Thailand. Now you see it. Now you don’t. It’s a land of smoke and mirrors where your greatest fantasies can come true.