She’s not found in a Pattaya go go bar. The best Pattaya entertainer we’ve found is Kwan on Drinking Street. Which just goes to show that some of the best gems work in beer bars. Bu you must look harder to find them. So just how good is Pattaya entertainer Kwan? Let me put it this way. She’s the only Thai girl I’ve found here who I’d put on the same level as the best feature entertainers I’ve met in America.
And I’ve known lots of the best feature entertainers in the United States. This is no idle boast.
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Back in those days I routinely traveled with feature entertains across the United States, stayed at the same hotels with them, often roomed with one of the stars, had them stay with me in my apartment for weekends for photo shoots. Above all, I was lucky enough to get the chance to do articles about them for Xtreme and other adult magazines.
When I wrote an article about an American feature entertainer, the first thing I’d do was to focus on what made this particular adult star different from the rest. I’d keep asking myself, “What is this girl’s finest attributes that make her such a great entertainer?” For me, that was the key.
With Kwan, I keep asking questions such, “Why do my friends and I like her so much?
Why is this Pattaya entertainer so exciting? How would this Pattaya entertainer stack up against America’s most successful feature entertainers?Kwan clicks all the right boxes. Watch her, just watch her, and not just for one night. Go to Drinking Street and check out who’s dancing and how much time is each Pattaya bar girl spending on the stage. One girl will impress you, but it’s just for one night. You might not see her for the rest of the week. Or if you do see her, she’s taking the easy way out doing practically everything except dancing. But you will see Kwan putting in a lot of hours dancing on the stage, then you come back the next night and there she is again.
Who makes more money for a bar? The girl who’s always up on center stage putting both herself and her bar in the limelight, or the wall flower who’s too busy chatting up her bar girl friends than to get up and showcase her talent? Kwan is tall, being five foot six without her heels. She dances on the bar’s stage and she dances on the bar. When she does, she’s visible from all the other Drinking Street bars. There’s no doubt who’s the superstar of Drinking Street. That’s how I found her. I saw this tall slender girl dancing across the room from me, and I thought to myself, “That girl is one helluva dancer. I must go over and meet her.”
The best American feature entertainers are not stand offish. And now it’s about time to explain the difference between a feature entertainer and a house dancer.
In America’s topless and strip clubs the dancers you normally encounter there are house dancers. The local club employees them. And it is their job to work their shifts night after night for that particular club.
A feature entertainer is as her name suggests someone who is featured by the club that has hired her. Her performances are typically scheduled for three or five successive nights. She is paid for each featured show, say $200 per show. She might perform three shows a night over the period of time she has contracted for.
Feature entertainers are typically represented by a professional talent agency such as Pure Talent.
The agency will typically get a booking fee of 15 %. A good agency will make sure that each feature entertainer it represents gets paid the entire contracted amount once she has delivered on her shows. It will make sure that her travel expenses are reimbursed by the night club. Such travel expenses will almost always include the feature entertainer’s hotel expenses.
A feature entertainer will typically travel all across the United States to perform for those clubs she has contracted with. The clubs will promote and advertise her heavily with signs and posters in the club. In neon lights across the building by the club’s entrance. And in newspapers, radio and sometimes on television. Getting the largest amount of publicity possible is the name of the game for both the club and the visiting feature entertainer. So what does all this have to do with Kwan who’s just a Pattaya entertainer? Kwan more than any other Thai bar girl I’ve ever met knows that publicity is terrific both for her and whatever bar she’s working for.
I was once chased down by a security guard while shooting video of the girls dancing in a Drinking Street Bar.
The girls didn’t want their video taken so they had complained to Drinking Street security. Another time I sat in a Drinking Street bar drinking my beer while shooting video of one of the girls dancing on the stage. She was fine with that for about a minute or two. And then she rudely made a sign as if she were cutting her own throat thus signifying to me her displeasure and that she had had enough with the publicity I was giving her. The behavior both times was that of country bumpkins.
And as for the mamasans or whoever it was who was managing the two bars, nothing could be more stupid than chasing away a good photographer who could make her bar famous all over the internet.
From the first time I met her, Kwan would tell me, “Shoot all the video you can of me. And when you get done, shoot more.” That’s the difference between a true professional and a country bumpkin.
One of the primary reasons so many bar girls do not want photographers shooting their pictures or video in the bars is they have boyfriends. And these boyfriends are sending them money. With the understanding that they will be “good girls” and quit working in a bar.
However, and here everyone needs to read what I’m writing and believe every single word of it. When a bar girl promises to quit working in a bar once her Western boyfriend starts sending her 10,000 or 15,000 baht a month, chances are she’s going to keep working in the bar anyway. Either that or she will be off picking up paying customers in Pattaya discos. For most bar girls, there is no such thing as having enough money. When someone shoots their video and puts it up on you tube and social networking web sites such as facebook proves to their gullible boyfriends that they are still working in the bar.
But Kwan is a pure Pattaya entertainer who deserves recognition among America’s finest feature entertainers.
Let me show how true this comparison holds. When a feature entertainer contracts say for $200 a show for five nights of shows at three shows a night, this means she’s getting $3000 plus her travel expenses. But when she’s performing her shows, she’s selling her merchandise to the club’s customers. While an accomplice is taking her pictures with the customers at so much a picture. She’s also oftentimes getting tips while performing her shows.
But whether she’s selling key chains with her picture on them or pictures, the customers aren’t wanting to buy much from her if she wasn’t in adult magazines. Or if she didn’t win M.S. Texas or Miss Nude Illinois. And it really helps to be the Penthouse Pet of the Month. Unfortunately for Kwan, she wasn’t lucky enough to have been born in the U.S. where the big money in night club entertainment lies. But she knows that the more people that see her performing on you tube, the more customers will be coming to her bar to watch her perform, buy her drinks (she makes a commission on each one that she sells), and perhaps even to take her out of the bar.
This Pattaya entertainer could care less how many people know she’s working for a bar or what her boyfriends might think of her.
I’ve met a couple of her boyfriends during the past year. She brings them right into the bar. Then she comes over and drinks with my friends and me. And given a little time she’s right up on the stage again dancing like the energy bunny. I’m sure she tells all the guys, boyfriend or not, “This is what I do. I am what I am. And I am damn good at it.”
Ask me why I shoot so much video of Kwan. She’s the only real professional Pattaya entertainer I know. And like some of the best feature entertainers I’ve come to know in the United States, in spite of her obvious gift for showing off and being full of herself, down at her inner core she’s very down to earth and so much fun to be around. I love Thai women. For me they are the most beautiful women in the world. But the American feature entertainers I had the pleasure of getting to know were simply fabulous company to be around. I cannot begin to describe how much I’ve come to miss them. So for me it’s a real breath of fresh air to find someone who reminds me of them.
