Because so many Japanese men are shy, polite, and wish to avoid conflict they fall prey too often to Pattaya Go Go Bars which victimize their Japanese customers who pay too much for too little. Our mission is to help Japanese men get a lot more for a lot less money when they deal with Pattaya bar girls
Greedy Pattaya Mamasans are now preying on their go go girls and customers so much that the bar girls are moving on to greener pastures.
You can get these girls for 1000 baht short time if you follow my good advice
I am therefore asking everyone who reads this post to be real men and never cave into paying more than 1000 baht for short time sex to any Pattaya bar girl. Paying more is not only fool hardy. It’s also disastrous to the bar girls themselves. So I must now warn everyone about how Greedy Pattaya Mamasans are ruining the Pattaya go go bars for everyone, including the bar girls.
I have laid down a challenge to two of my fellow Pattaya expats that
I can get Pattaya go go girls to do short times with me for 1000 baht.
They’ve told me, “That’s impossible. Times have changed. There’s been a lot of inflation since you used to be able to short time over 50 percent of the dancers at Pattaya Super Girls go go for 1000 baht. Go go dancers now expect 2000-2500 for short time sex. I say bullshit. Perhaps you have to pay that, but that’s because you think you have to. But I’m Uncle Bufford. I can get away with paying just 1000 baht because I know I can. You can’t because you are not like me at all.
So last week we stopped in at a Soi Six go go bar.
This place IS NOT ON WALKING STREET. It’s on Soi 6 and it’s called Dolls Ago go. So do not confuse it with Doll House on Walking Street I went in with Billy Bob. We sat at a long couch in front of the stage. It took only five minutes for a chubby dancer to ask me if she could sit with me. I politely refused. After all, why should I allow a fat bar girl to monopolize my time when I can be with much better looking babes? And why should I buy a sex worker drinks when I have a much better body that she has? As for sex, if it ever would come to that, she should be paying me. Even if I’m an old fart.
Billy Bob and I decide it’s better to drink alone. Ten minutes later two attractive girls who are dancing on the long stage practically in front of our noses ask us if they can join us. They do, and before long I’m drinking tequilas with one of them. She’s in my lap. After a couple of tequilas she’s sliding her hand up my shorts. She wants me. No. I want a lot more than her hand, and I know there’s a short time room upstairs.
But she won’t go. “I hate Greedy Pattaya Mamasans ,” the girl tells me.
She doesn’t say it exactly like that because her English is not all that terrific. But I understand her to mean: “I don’t want to deal with these greedy Pattaya mamasans who are going to give me a lot of problems if I go upstairs with you for only 1000 baht.”
After several more tequilas,
both girls tell us they want to go to our condos in Naklua in two days to party
My girl tells me, “Tomorrow I have day off”. But I’m not about to give her my phone number and I’m busy the next day.
As for their coming to Naklua to party with us, I tell Billy Bob: “That will never happen. My girl tells me she lives in Sattahip. That’s 30 kilometers away.
My girl will absolutely not go with me to the short time room upstairs. She won’t go for 1000 baht. She probably won’t even go for 2000 baht. The girl hates mamasan that much.
But two days later, Billy Bob tells me. “The girls came to our condo yesterday. All the way from Sattahip. They even put pictures of the front of our condo building and put them on Facebook.”
But I had to go somewhere else. So I didn’t have time to let them come up to my condo.”
As I keep telling my friends.
Most of these go go dancers are not getting bar fined.
The greedy mamasans and go go bar owners are setting their bar fines, short time sex and long time prices far too high. I can get a lot of these go go girls to have sex with me for 1000 baht. The trouble is, I will never have them come to my condo (for reasons I won’t get into here). Only the Japanese and shit for brains tourists who don’t know any better are stupid enough to pay 2000-3000 baht for short time sex.
Obviously these two go go girls from Sattahip have proven my point. They want to get something going with me and Billy Bob outside their go go bar, and if you won’t believe me, it’s time for you to move onto part 2 about how all these greedy Pattaya mamasans are ruining the entire Pattaya go go bar experience.
How does the Go Go Bar Bangkok Soi Cowboy action compare to Pattaya Walking Street for girl quality, price, and overall ambiance. I’d like to say, I had to find out. I’d love to tell all you guys that Uncle Bufford is alive and doing well as he tries his damnest to bring you all that Soi Cowboy go go action up close and personal so you can experience all those luscious Thai babes vicariously. But I can’t. Going to Soi Cowboy was purely an afterthought. My primary mission to Bangkok was to go to Little Japan to meet a very good Japanese friend of mine. So Soi Cowboy go go action was purely coincidental to my main mission which was to be a true friend to a man I’d known for over forty years.
Soi Cowboy at Night
If it had been up to me, I probably would never have gone to Bangkok in the first place. Until I got that email telling me, “I need to come to Bangkok on business. Can you meet me? I’ll even pay for your hotel room.”. I jumped at the chance to meet up with my old pal from Nippon. But there was no way I’d allow him to pay for my hotel room. But I did allow him to book my hotel room.
As my taxi driver started to get close to the hotel I started to notice that there were a lot of Japanese restaurants in the area. When I went up to the room, I noticed that nearly all the hotel guests were Japanese. I’d later be informed by one of the hotel’s employees that over 80 percent of its customers were Japanese.
I was starting to love the place already. As for my friend, he was far from the hotel over three hours away on his business appointment and I’d not see him until the next day. So here I had a lot of time on my hands. My first priority was food. My second priority was to find all that Soi Cowboy Action that I had been told was likely to be walking distance from my hotel. But I’m Uncle Bufford, and action’s a lot more important to me than food, so long as I have just enough food to get by.
So how do I get to Soi Cowboy? Do I take a taxi or should I try the Sky Train? But taxis, except for when they are absolutely necessary, are for wimps.
Although the Sky Train is nearby I wasn’t really used to using it. And if I took it, I wouldn’t get to see much on the way to Soi Cowboy. It would take me nearly half an hour to walk to Soi Cowboy. I’d wind up walking back to my hotel hoping to get together with my friend.
And when that didn’t work out I walked back to Soi Cowboy looking for wimmen and beer, and then back again to my hotel at 3 a.m. I must have walked two hours, which is something most of you readers wouldn’t even attempt. But I’m getting ahead of myself. So I’m going to take my Bangkok adventure one step at a time.
Four Wing Hotel is located down Soi 26 from Sukamvit. I will call this area from Sukamvit to the hotel along Soi 26 as Little Japan. About three blocks from the hotel are a couple of streets where I found a number of Japanese restaurants. I’ll go there one day because I like Japanese food, but tonight I had business to take care of.
I passed the Japanese restaurants up looking for a Family Mart or Seven Eleven. It’s like being in the military. I’d eat on the run, and I wouldn’t eat a lot because too much food would slow me up. About one block before Sukamit I noticed a street that ran at an angle to my left. I saw a few massage parlors on this little street. It was time to check the situation out.
I soon came to Sukamvit. I decided to take a left and started walking in the direction the hotel bellhop told me to go. But the go go bars were a lot further than I had thought. I had to stop once or twice to get directions. My last stop was at a massage parlor that was attended by a single woman who was in her late thirties or early forties.
I was tempted to give her a whirl but passed after getting directions from the woman. On the way I stopped at a Seven Eleven where I bought a tuna fish salad sandwich and a Snickers chocolate bar. That was my dinner and I ate both on the last leg of my walk. After crossing to the other side of Sukamvit I found the street the massage lady told me to look for and found Soi Cowboy a couple of blocks down Sukamvit.
But it was about six p.m. so the go go bars hadn’t gotten a good start yet. But I spotted a few beer bars intermixed among the go go’s. Several bar girls tried to get me to join them for a drink.
But I know myself too well. Realizing that once I started on the bar scene here, I wouldn’t feel like leaving it for at least six hours. Which meant there would be no hope of connecting with my Japanese friend once he got back to the hotel from his business appointment . I was figuring he’d be getting back to the hotel around eight. So I headed back toward the hotel.
Taking a taxi would have done me no good. At five p.m. the traffic was godawful on Sukamvit. Here it was past six and it was still terrible.
I noticed that there had been a lot of Japanese men on Soi Cowboy. With the exception of Thais it seemed to me that nearly everyone in this entire area was Japanese which suited me just fine. I almost felt like I was back in Tokyo.
So if you are Japanese and you are reading this episode, by now you know that I’m a lot more pro-Japan than against, and that I really have a keen appreciation of Japanese people in general. I just don’t like the fact that Japanese men are paying far too much money for Thai go go girls, and this is makes the go go bars very unappealing for any man who does not want to be taken advantage of.
Eventually I arrived back on that little diagonal street where I had seen all those massage parlors. I spotted two places that were across the Soi from each other and decided to give one of them a try. Several girls asked me if I want a massage so I walked over to them and asked them what they were charging for a Thai massage.
One of them replied, “400 baht.”
“You must be kidding me,” I responded. “I live in Pattaya and in Pattaya it’s just 200 baht for a Thai massage.”
“But here, not same.”
I went over to the massage parlor across the soi. Several of the girls immediately ushered me inside. One of them invited me to sit down. Then she asked me what I wanted to drink.
I ordered a beer, and then the manager came over to me. She handed me a price list of what kind of massages were being offered and at what prices. Then she directed every girl in the place to come over to where I was sitting.
There were six or eight girls. Two or three of them were pretty good looking. And by what I mean “good looking” is far more attractive than what you are going to find at most massage parlours in Pattaya which are now filled for the most part by old hags. This whole scene reminded me of those ranches or bordellos out in the Nevada desert where all the prostitutes parade in front of the prospective Johns, thus giving them a choice from all the girls who are available.
Then they brought a Japanese man over to the seat next to me and gave him a menu to choose from. I noticed that the menu specified two time periods–-45 minutes and 1 hour. I told the mamasan I was really Thai and that I wanted the Thai price.
“You will get everything in this massage. Everything.”
Then she pointed at the column for the 1 hour massages. I think the price was 1800 baht, but the column listing the 45 minute massages showed a price of 1600 baht. The mamasan indicated that I’d be getting a full hour with the girl of my choice for the 45 minute price. Then she put her finger to her lips to indicate that I should keep my mouth shut and
not tell the Japanese next to me that I was getting a lower price than he’d be getting.
It was difficult choosing between two girls in particular. So I chose one, paid the mamasan 1600 baht and followed the girl to a short time room. In the shower as we started to wash each other’s bodies I noticed that the girl had very large breasts.
So I asked her: “Silicon?”
“Ka.”
“Falang buy for you?”
“I buy for myself.”
They were the largest breasts I had seen in months. Normally I prefer girls with small tits or even no tits.
Best of all, the sex here is cheaper than it is in the Pattaya Go Go bars where the mamasans are ruining the go go action.
After all, for me, it’s what’s in the box that counts.
But here I was face to face with the largest tits I ever remember feeling on a Thai woman before.
The massage was good. Massages are always good. And then it was time for us to do our business. Had I wanted to, I really think that the girl would have kept me in that room for much longer than one hour. But I was wanting to get back to my hotel to see if my friend had returned.
But one I got back to my room I found out that I had just missed him. A message was waiting for me that read, “I go out with someone from India.” Now that I just couldn’t fathom. Perhaps my friend had a mia noi who happened to be from India. Perhaps this was another business contact of his. Or just someone he had met at the hotel and the two of them had decided to go to a restaurant. But oh well. I was going to go back to Soi Cowboy.
Bangkok Go Go girls
By the time I had walked back, the Soi Cowboy go go action had picked up considerably.
My first stop was the Lighthouse, mainly because Pattaya Walking Street also had a lighthouse go go bar and that’s were we often will have a couple two for one happy hour drinks. Here at the Soi Cowboy Lighthouse, my beer runs me 160 baht. I am immediately accosted by a decent looking girl so I buy her a Tequila. But no sooner than she gulps it down, does she tell me, “I have to go up to the stage and dance.”
“Well…so much for that. Obviously this place is every bit as bad as the Lighthouse on Walking Street where the sole object of the game is to fleece all the male patrons of as much money as possible while giving back the absolute minimum in return. I can’t wait to get out of this clip joint, gulp my beer down and pay my bin without even giving the girl a glance.
My next stop’s on Soi Cowboy is the Dundee Bar. This is a pretty boring place or at least it is tonight. I sit down, order a beer, and a girl comes up to ask me to buy her a drink. I send her away cause she’s just not meeting my standards.
But later I am joined by another girl so
I ask her what it’s going to cost me for short time sex.
I think she tried to tell me the bar fine was 3000 baht. But I’m not really sure. So I tell her about Soi Six in Pattaya and how I get the room, the girl and bar fine all in one for 1300 baht. But she’s not having any of that and leaves me alone with my beer. Which suits me just fine.
But I don’t get very far. A pretty girl is standing outside the Toy Bar, Looks like me a beer bar. The pretty girl explains that it’s just 110 baht for a bottle. Such a low price persuades me to have at least one beer in the place.
What she doesn’t tell me is that her lady’s drink is going to cost me 200 baht
so when you add the two prices together it comes to 310 baht. This is about the same as you will paying in most go go bars where it’s usually around 150 or 160 for the beer and another 150 or 160 for the lady’s drink.
Anyways, this girl is really something. She’s got a body to die for. I think I’d come even before I achieved full entry. But never mind, I’m Uncle Bufford. I’m on a mission and that’s to cover as many go go bars I can.
The girl and I sit down at a small table next to a small stage. Another girl is dancing right next to us and she’s nearly as beautiful as the girl sitting next to me. My girl speaks excellent English so I ask her a lot of questions about short times, long times, how much the bar fines are and so on.
Then she tells me, “I’m coyote.”
I explain to her how the Coyote girl routine works out in Pattaya Walking Street where the girls must sell their quota of fifty lady’s drinks every ten days.
Then she tells me about all the minimums she must pass, but it’s nothing at all like it is on Walking Street. There’s something I’m missing.
But the bottom line is this…..she tells me it’s going to cost a man 5000 baht to fuck her.
I think she told me her bar fine is 3000 baht, but I’m not sure of that either. This would mean she would be getting 2000 baht for the short time.
Eventually she politely excuses herself by telling me it’s her turn to dance, and then she starts taking her turn on the small stage. Eventually I check bin and tell her goodbye. Her facial expressions tell me she’s surprised that I”m leaving so early and that I’m not waiting for her to come down off the stage.
She’s been up there at least 20 minutes and I’m bored shitless. But damn, she’s quite the looker and she seems pretty bright. She’s a good conversationalist to boot. I almost cave in to stay with her until I decide to head back to my hotel.
which seems to be a larger go go than most. I decide to give it a go.
In no time I have a very cute girl sitting next to me. I buy us both a drink, then I ask her what her bar fine is. She tells me it’s 800 baht. Then she tells me that she doesn’t want to go with anyone that night.
Perhaps she’s on her period?
Anyway, who cares. I’ve already had enough sex with the massage girl. And I”m having an 8 a.m. breakfast with my Japanese friend in the morning. The last thing I need to contend with is a girl in my hotel room. With my luck she might be difficult to arouse early in the morning. And who knows, I might like her so much that she will wind up having sex with me until 5 a.m.
So I go back to my hotel alone. But before signing off on this review of the Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go action, there are a few things I want to mention.
First is, in general the music in the Soi Cowboy Bars is much better
Second….the last time I went to Soi Cowboy drinks were substantially more expensive than they are in the Pattaya Walking Street go go’s.
Now drink prices are about the same as Pattaya’s.
160 baht a beer on Soi Cowboy pretty much nails it and sometimes they are a little less. On Walking Street they are now running between 140 and 170 baht.
It also seems to me that
there are a lot more brain dead go go dancers down on Pattaya Walking Street
than there are on Soi Cowboy. I can’t remember even once that where the girls left me alone at a single Soi Cowboy go go bar. There was always at least one girl asking me if she could sit with me.
Forty or fifty percent of the time the Pattaya Walking Street girls will allow me and my friends to leave the premises without even attempting to get attention from any one of us.
So, either the go go bars on Soi Cowboy are much better managed than they are on Pattaya Walking Street or the girls are simply not as lazy. No doubt most of them are simply more intelligent.
The music is so terrible on Walking Street
that I feel insulted and belittled as a man for lowering myself to be buying drinks in such places in the first place. But can I honestly contend that Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go action is superior to what one finds on Pattaya Walking Street? That’s a difficult choice to make based on the fact that only this once have I ever reviewed the Bangkok Soi Cowboy go go action, and it is unlikely that I will be getting up to Bangkok that often. Which is truly unfortunate. Because I really want to go back
Japanese in Walking Street go gos need to set prices with bar girls to avoid being exploited by Walking Street mamasans . This goes for men of all nationalities visiting the Walking Street go go bars, and not just all of you Japanese.
The reason I’m focusing upon Japanese men is because most of you tend to be too nice
and too accommodating in this snake pit that most Walking Street Go Go bars have become. Japanese in general tend to give the other person the benefit of the doubt. They are generally polite, and as a rule they tend to not haggle over prices that Walking Street Mamasans want to charge them for bar fines, short times, or long time sex. Trust me, although many of us will applaud your politeness, the Thais working the go go’s, especially the Walking Street mamasans view your politeness as a sign of either weakness or stupidity. But I know that the opposite is true and that most Japanese men are neither weak nor are they stupid. They are in my opinion the absolute cream of the Asian crop.
So please, take my good advice and take the upper hand over these go go rip off artists.
Halloween on Pattaya Walking Street
Let me tell you about last week.
I had not one, but two Walking Street Mamasans in a row try to cheat me.
And keep in mind that I’ve lived in Pattaya for over 11 years now, and know that typical Thai management means charging their customers outrageous prices in order to pocket commissions for completely unjustified services. This practice especially applies to Thai managers of condos who almost always charge condo owners prices for repairs that are double, triple and sometimes even ten times what they should be. This is the way most Thai condo managers make their money.
It is understood by Thai condo technicians, engineers, maintenance people and vendors supplying repair items to condo communities throughout Pattaya. I’ve found that even insurance companies typically give 15 % commissions to condo managers whose concept of management is to rip off their condo owners as much as possible. So when I finish telling you my story about these two lying conniving Walking Street mamasans, you can be sure that I know exactly what I’m talking about.
Let’s start with go go bar number one.
Go go bar number one already has a History of beating up complaining customers
so I will leave this go go bar unnamed as I do plan on going back there again. Two weeks ago, Billy Bob and I asked one of the go go girls what the bar fine-short time policy was. The way it works is a customer who wishes to take one of the go go girls out of the bar must pay 1. a 800 baht bar fine and 2. An additional 1600 baht to “rent the girl” for up to two hours. What this amounts to is he can have short time sex with the girl for up to two hours. Longer periods of time, typically a whole night sleeping with a go go girl, might cost another 1000 baht or even more. The key number, is 2400 baht which comes out to about $70.00.
Let’s compare this to the typical coyote go go girl scenario. The bar fine for coyote girls is almost always 1500 baht, and for that all you get is the privilege of taking the girl out of the bar whether this is for a cup of coffee or a whole night of sex. What you pay the girl is between you and the girl. Usually she’s going to ask 2000 baht short time, but
if you are Japanese (remember, these people know that most of you Japanese are too polite to argue) she is likely to charge you even more.
So it’s going to cost you $100 for short time sex. In addition to this you’ve been paying for high priced drinks for not only your new girlfriend but also for her three sisters, the cocktail waitress who’s her cousin, and mamasan who’s a dear old friend. If you want to take her out for the entire night, it’s going to cost you 3000 baht or even more plus that 1500 baht bar fine. That’s more than $125.00 U.S. However, most Walking Street go go bars hiring coyote girls will discount those 1500 baht bar fines to 1000 baht after 11 p.m. or midnight.
Soi Diamond go go bars –Shark Club, Super Girls, etc,just off Pattaya Walking Street
But back to Go Go Bar number one. I take a seat in front of the stage.
Within the first five minutes several of the girls dancing in front of me are catching my eye. Before I’m even half done with my first beer, a girl takes a seat next to my bar stool and starts speaking to me. She’s from Chiang Mai, and her English is pretty good. Overall she’s very nice, but she’s just a little too plump for my tastes.
I like girls who are very slender. Girls with practically no belly on them. I don’t care if they have big tits or not or even if they have tits that aren’t any bigger than mine. I like girls with nice long slender legs who have a reasonable degree of good muscle tone, and lately I’ve been a real sucker for Thai women who are both tall and slender.
So although the conversation is going well with this girl, she just doesn’t have what I’m looking for.
After twenty minutes of conversation during which I’ve bought her a drink or two, she politely tells me she has to go back onto the stage to dance. So I let her go, knowing that before I have another two or three drinks, I will be finding a girl who’s body really trips my trigger. Within five minutes after the first girl’s departure, a girl walks behind me to join two other girls who are sitting at a small table by the club’s exit door. But she accidentally swipes my back with her arm as she walks past me.
Accidentally, my ass! I know how this game goes and I’m onto her. But this one’s got a cute little body and she’s also pretty in the face. “She wants me”, I tell myself. “Well, okay, she wants my money. I can’t really lie to you all.”
I look over at her and she looks back at me. Then I wave her over, as I pat the bar stool next to me to emphasize that I plan on buying her a drink. Within seconds she’s sitting next to me, and let me tell you guys, she’s got a great body. She has no belly on her whatsoever. Her legs are as firm as an athlete’s.
But I’ve gotta admit. I’ve got a great body also, and this babe’s checking me out straight off.
Within minutes she’s got her hands all over my legs. And she’s feeling my arms to see how muscular they are. Then her hands glide all over my stomach. She finds out I’m not a lard ass like most Westerners visiting Pattaya. And I can tell she loves what she’s feeling. I buy her a drink. I don’t even know what I bought her, but by the time she’s only half done with it, I order her a tequila and another beer for myself.
After she has two tequilas, she’s putting her arms around me, and then we are kissing each other on the lips. This kind of thing normally doesn’t happen in Go Go Bar Number one. It is not one of those “hands on” kind of go go bars most of my friends prefer. It’s definitely not a bar for groping the girls. In fact I can’t ever remember my ever having groped a girl here or even seeing other customers putting their paws all over the girls. But man, this place is changing for me in a hurry. The girl and I are all over each other, and I want this woman now.
I tell her I want to pay her bar fine and take her to a hotel short time room. But her English is lacking so she calls the mamasan over. I explain I want to pay bar for short time.
Several minutes later the mamasan hands me a bill on which she’s inked in 3300 baht for the girl. Jesus Christ.
That Walking Street Mamasan knows better than to try and rip me off so I tell her that the bin is for too much money. Mamasan tells me, “3300 baht for lady.”
I’m pissed. I know the bin should only be for 2400 baht so I tell Mamasan that I can have sex down on Soi Six for 1100 or 1300 baht and that this includes the rental of the short time room upstairs for 300 baht.
The mamasan replies: “Then go back to Soi Six then.”
I hope I have not lost any of you yet. Especially my Japanese readers.
I am really pissed that this Mamasan is taking me for a stupid tourist who doesn’t know any better. Notice also that I’m telling Mamasan that she’s wrong and that I’m right. Now here in Thailand most Thai owned businesses have the attitude that “Customer is always wrong, but business is always right.” I’m sure that you understand the role that “FACE” is playing here. That 3300 baht mamasan is demanding is obviously very wrong, but “do you think that mamasan’s ever going to admit it?” No way. Instead she tells me to fuck off and go to Soi Six.” Way to go you stupid CUNT. (CUNT stands for “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking).
But here’s what’s really going on.
Mamasan plans on pocketing that extra 900 baht she’s demanding. Do you think she’s trying to help this go go girl?
No way. I’ve got this girl’s measure and she really wants to go with me. Although it’s true that oftentimes go go girls will conspire to extort exorbitant prices from customers, this girl isn’t. She’s just not the type. This is all the evil work of this Walking Street Mamasan. I give the girl a little kiss on the lips and I tell her I really like her. Then I point to Mamasan and tell the girl Ba Ba. Which means that Mamasan is completely crazy. But I tell her that softly so that Mamasan cannot overhear me. I then tell Mamasan that 3300 baht is too much and that i no longer wish to bar fine the girl. I pay what I owe for drinks, and walk out.
The next stop is Go Go Bar Number two which I’m not about to name in order to protect the guilty. You will soon find out that the Walking Street mamasan in this go go is just as guilty of CUNT status as the mamasan was in go go bar number 1.
Peppermint Go Go Bar girls. Peppermint is part of a group of around 8 go go bars owned by the same company. These bars typically hire many Coyote girls
The coyote dancer I had sat with before saw me come in and made a beeline right for me. Which was okay with me because she was nice.
The waitress was not working tonight. To avoid having the girls doubling up on me and raid my wallet for drinks I insisted on sitting in front of the stage instead of one of the booths where the girls could all get into my pants. This put me one on one with the coyote girl. I asked her how she had come out on her 10 day shift.
“You work 10 days and must sell 50 drinks. How many did you sell?”
She laughed and replied: “I not do very well. I sell only 20.”
My brain started to calculate the numbers. Let’s see–at 10 days a shift she can work 3 shifts a month maximum. So if the average ladies drink costs the customers 150 baht, this last shift she would have made 3000 baht which is 20 times 150 baht. So, if she works 3 complete shifts in one month (which is unlikely because that means she doesn’t take a break), she will have earned 9000 baht. Now, she might have had customers buy her out of the bar, but she’s probably asking 2000 baht short time, and since her bar fine is 1500 baht, she’s not going to get many men bar fining her.
This coyote business is killing her.
Of course she could be lying to me just so that I will feel sorry for her and give her money by 1. Buying her even more drinks than I normally would or 2. Bar fining her.
She’s cute, but she’s not a superstar. She’s good company though so I stick around longer than I probably should. We have a few drinks together. Enough to make us both lose our inhibitions. Right in front of the stage we do a lot of feely stuff. She’s stroking my legs and once in awhile my cock. And I’m laying my hands all over her body. In fact, I can’t even remember what kinds of things we did, except it was a bit too much right out in the open. By this time, I’m wanting sex pretty bad. That very trim go go girl from Go go number one had gotten my number. And now after so many drinks, this very nice girl from Go Go Bar number 2 was applying the finishing touches.
Mamasan was a constant presence, hovering about near the stage, keeping her eye on us.
I kept eyeballing my watch. It was 12 midnight. Time to make a move one way or the other. Soi Six would soon be a lost cause. The bars would all close there by 1 a.m. It would take me 15 minutes to pay my bin, walk to the end of Walking Street, find a baht taxi and get to Soi Six. I was looking at 12:15, and I usually stay in the short time rooms for forty minutes to one hour. Oftentimes even more. I could also go to Crazy House Go Go. No doubt I’d find the girl there I had bar fined before. The one with the sensational eyes. But I had really been hoping for someone new and Go Go Bar Number One had been a huge disappointment.
I don’t remember exactly how I said it. I didn’t tell the girl I was with I was going to bar fine her although I vaguely remember telling her how much I’d like to fuck her. That’s the way it came out of my mouth. But I was talking more to the mamasan than the coyote girl. It went something like this:
“I love this girl and like to boom boom her but I think the bar fine is just too much.”
On that note the mamasan told me I’d have to pay 3300 baht to have sex with the girl. That included a 1500 bar fine.
But it was already 12 midnight. By this time the girl’s bar fine should have been brought down to 1000 baht. That meant mamasan was probably planning on pocketing 500 baht.
I was sure of it. I had dealt with this particular mamasan too many times before. War, who had been the waitress, really liked me, and I had short timed her a few times. The first time I had taken War to the short time room, she had all the time in the world. War had kept showing me pictures in the room. And she had invited me to spend the day with her during Songkran. There would have been no bar fine then.
But later on it seemed that Mamasan had clamped down on War so our short time affairs had gotten to be more hurried. I knew it wasn’t War’s fault. Then there was that night last year, when Billy Bob and I had sat back in one of the couches by one of the back stages where two girls sat with us. One was the shapely coyote girl who had blown me on a couch at another stage and I had an orgasm in her mouth. But that night Mamasan had kept hanging around our little stage trying to get drinks out of me. When I finally politely refused to buy her one she told the coyote girl that she could no longer suck my dick or even feel it. That’s when Billy Bob and I paid our bins and left in a hurry.
I really would have bar fined this girl if the bar fine was 1000 baht and she had been willing to go with me for 1500 baht.
I was sure she’d go for 1500. And quite possibly she would have gone for 1000 baht. That’s what I used to pay all the Super Girls go go dancers a few years ago. I think I could still do it, but I never have the time to play the game just right.
Once again I would up telling a girl how nice she was and how much I wanted to bar fine her, but mamasan was a very bad lady and because of the greedy mamasan I simply would not pay mamasan’s extortionate prices.
12 o’clock. I had to go. So I paid my bar bill and headed straight over to Crazy House.
The girl was there. Because as when I came in the door I didn’t get more than twenty feet when she was suddenly standing next to me staring up at me with those gorgeous eyes. Ten minutes later we were leaving the place together,and five minutes after that we were in the short time room. As before, her bar fine was 800 baht. We never even had one drink together. And this Walking Street Mamasan simply collected my 800 baht and saw us off with a smile. I’d pay the girl later in the room.
She was every bit as terrific as she had been before. Her long hair kept cascading around my face as I kept finding myself looking deeply into her eyes. Kissing her was sensational. I felt very comfortable, as if I was a fetus warm and snug in the womb. This girl was great in bed, and not in a hurry at all. She was also a lot of fun to be around in the club.
But back to all of you Japanese. The lessons to be learned here are:
“Every single girl I bought drinks for tonight were really nice even though I saw a lot of other go go dancers around me who were obviously real snakes in the grass. But the Walking Street Mamasans at go go bar number one and two were both greedy bitches who were only out for themselves so that they could line their own pockets. I wouldn’t doubt that both go go girls I had been with at Go Go number one and two never got bar fined tonight.
I might not bar fine anyone out of go go bar number 2 simply because all of the girls are coyotes I think. With the exception of the cocktail waitresses that is. But go go bar number one is a different story. There are few if any coyotes in that place. I had misunderstood my good friend who had told me it was a take it or leave it proposition there. Meaning a man wasn’t taking any girl out of there until he had paid the asking price of 800 baht plus the 1600 baht rental for the girl.
My friend later told me that this rental bullcrap had been designed expressly for you Japanese. First, because you are all too willing to pay too much for sex and secondly because so many of you can’t speak either good English or Thai. So this arrangement makes it easy for all concerned.
But what we all need to do is to simply avoid such Walking Street Mamasans when it comes to doing anything with the girls whatsoever.
So what I’m doing from now on, is I’ll be telling such Walking Street Mamasans that I’m only taking a girl out of the bar for a two hour coffee. I’m even going to tell them I don’t even have a dick so there will be no talk about sex or the price of sex whatsoever. But before I get around to paying that 800 baht bar fine over at Go Go Bar number one, I will already have a clear understanding with the girl on the price we have both agreed upon.
So here’s my thinking, especially with any of you Japanese customers who can’t speak very good English or Thai.
Let’s all bring pen and paper into these go go bars. When that magic moment arrives where we discuss price with the go go girl of our choice we simply write two numbers down. The first number will be the bar fine. For example 800 baht. The second will be the tip we will be giving the girl. I will be writing either 1500 baht on that paper or 1000 as the tip I am willing to pay. Then I will point at this number and the girl, nod my head and smile. No English or Thai will be necessary. I will then put the slip of paper back into my pocket. As for the Walking Street Mamasan…all she’s going to ever see is my bar fine because the rest is just between me and the girl.
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