YouTube bans cockfighting video

YouTube bans cockfighting video so you aren’t going to see this short action packed video there but you can see it now thanks to Alpha Productions.

YouTube bans cockfighting video
Shooting as close as three feet from the fighting cocks I was able to get some outstanding action that most people never get to see. Some do gooders might call my video to be glorification of animal cruelty. But I assure you that it’s not. No more than the boxing I did in college. I reveled in it. It’s a male thing. To have an opponent puncture my ear drum during a street fight when I wasn’t looking. And taking him down. This is the kind of thing a lot of us males love doing. So the roosters are no different from many of us.

Now I’m not about to knock most of these these animal rights activists.  But I will call the cretins who reported me to YouTube complete imbeciles.

The original YouTube video I produced was utterly fantastic.  And for the following reasons.  1.  I got up real close to the fighting cocks, oftentimes just 2 or 3 feet away.  2.  This video is totally authentic.  I took it in a northern Thailand village.  And this is what some of these people do.  They pit their prized roosters against a neighbor’s.  They do this for fun.  And sometimes they gamble on the outcome.

3.  No animal was seriously hurt while I was shooting this video.  A few bruises.  A few missing feathers being strewn about.  And a few minor cuts, but that’s it.  The villagers did not put spurs on the roosters in this video.  And if the roosters started really hurting each other the villagers would separate them.

My headline reads YouTube bans cockfighting video

And the reason is I wanted to call attention to how really stupid many people are.  I also want to drive home the point that the YouTube censors usually side with such idiots.

So YouTube bans cockfighting video of mine?  So what.  I just put it on my Alpha Productions web site and it will stream just as well as it does on YouTube.

In another article I described how the music companies were completely destroying the ambiance around us by forcing night clubs and bars to eliminate all background music that’s been copyrighted.  Unless they pay extortionist fees to these greedy music companies.  In Thailand we end up having to listen to Da Da music.  We must listen to this horrid noise in most of the go go bars we visit.  In the beer bars also.  And I even have to listen to this crap while exercising at the expensive fitness center I pay over $1500 a year to.

Thankfully I bring my own usb with my own music on it.  Which I insert into the elliptical machine and exercise like hell in my own musical paradise of copyrighted music.  Here at Alpha Productions we are now free to publish whatever we want.  Regardless of how goodie two shoes censors feel about it.  This includes the finest streaming video we can produce.

YouTube bans Pattaya bar video

YouTube bans Pattaya Bar video on my Jack Corbett Channel. The good news is, you get to see this sexy bar girl video on Alpha Productions.

YouTube bans Pattaya bar video
They got great music in this Pattaya beer bar complex, and two of the sexiest girls in the area. But for now I’m not telling anyone where it is. Because it’s my own little hideaway

So if you want to see it Click here

Bottom line is you get to watch this streaming Pattaya sexy bar girl video without having to download it.  But I sure tried hard to get it on YouTube first.  I tried putting the video up as unlisted, not public.  So I could leave a link here or wherever I chose. But within minutes I found out that even close friends couldn’t view it when I gave them a link.  Four music companies claimed copyright violations against me.

This picture does not do this girl justice so you just must watch the video as she sticks out her tongue at me, then flips her backside at me in contempt. But….she really does love me.

When YouTube bans Pattaya Bar video on my channel, it’s time to strike back

So I edited the sound tracks in my video to confuse the YouTube computers.  And why not.  I figure I haven’t stolen anyone’s music.  First, I get no income whatsoever from my YouTube videos.  Second, the original music is only the background music in a busy Pattaya bar complex.  So what my Panasonic Lx10 camera picks up is hardly the best sound quality in the world.  It’s just part of what is really happening in the bar complex. Without the background music the entire atmosphere of the bar complex becomes dull and unauthentic.

Okay.  In my video editing program I leave the entire bar complex background audio intact.  Then I inserted a second sound track.  Which is “All Along the Watchtower” by the Grateful Dead.  The I inserted a third sound track.  This one “Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix.  That oughta do the trick, I figured.  The YouTube computers won’t be able to discern who’s playing the music.

YouTube bans Pattaya bar video
YouTube bans Pattaya bar video because of Jimi Hendrix. Never mind that he’s been dead for 47 years.

But once again, YouTube bans Pattaya Bar video

The Jimi Hendrix soundtrack is just two overpowering.  So now it’s the owners to the rights of Jimi Hendrix All Along the Watchtower claiming I’ve stolen their music.  Greedy bastards!   I mean what the hell.  Jimi Hendrix has been dead for 47 years now.  But this time there’s no question of what YouTube has done with my video.  In my Youtube creator account I find out that this Naklua bar video has been blocked worldwide.  There’s a further notation that it’s blocked in all countries.

But Hostgator’s hosting my Alpha Productions web site.  And Hostgator is as good as it gets.  And my hosting package is more expensive and complete than Hostator’s bargain basement packages.  Can I put this video on my web site?  Sure I can.  But making it stream is a different proposition.

But when YouTube bans Pattaya Bar video, it’s not really YouTube’s fault.  YouTube knows it can be sued for millions of dollars if it publishes copyrighted music.

So what’s this world coming to when YouTube and all these bars worldwide have to play Da Da music to avoid being sued by these all powerful music companies?

We all end up walking around or drinking in bars having to listen to that infernal noise that I call Da Da Music.  I hate these greedy music companies for that.

So I get the correct code from  Hostgator  that will make my video stream from my web site.  And it works.  Except it will work only with Windows Media Player, Quicktime and  Real Player.  I get the job done and then my pal, PlOne, tells me that his smart phone will not stream my video.  He must download it.   Which is too bad, because most of the world is now using tiny smart phones which do not begin to do my videos justice.  But oh well.  Not everyone watches you tube videos and Prime Video on 55 inch televisions the way I do.  Or uses an eight speaker surround sound system to play audio.

Luckily for me, and most of you with your smart phones my pal, PlONe is a genius with computers.  He’s a high powered computer programmer with a PHD in Computer Science.  He sends me the code that will allow me to stream MP4 files from my Alpha Productions Web Site.  All I have to do is to change this code around a bit, and Voila.  My video now streams out of Alpha Productions, and it will work on computers and smart phones.

So what video will I put up next that’s too hot for You Tube to handle?  Hey…I got a great cockfighting video that I took in Northern Thailand  that all those goodie two shoes animal rights activists complained to YouTube about.  Which promptly banned my cock fighting video also. But I’m innocent on this one too.  I didn’t hurt those chickens.  As the Thais say and did say to those chickens….”Up to you”.

One good sex tourist is worth 100 Chinese tourists

One good sex tourist is worth 100 Chinese tourists for Thailand’s economy.  Take Big Bill for instance.

What one good sex tourist does for Thailand’s economy

Big Bill pays his Thai girlfriend 30000 baht  every month.  Which is slightly less than $1000 a month.  But now that Big Bill’s gone back to America for several months, she gets to stay in his condo.  The condo is 1400 square feet, has two bedrooms and two bathrooms.  His girlfriend, Noi, rented a 6000 baht room each month.  Which she shared with 2 other bar girls.

Big Bill has also bought a car.  And a Yamaha Nmax motorbike as well.  But now that he’s in America, Noi gets to use it everyday to transport herself back and forth to work.  Noi no longer has to work in the bar however.  And that’s because Big Bill is giving her almost $1000 a month.  She’s got a restaurant job now, which pays her 10,000 baht a month, which is enough to pay for all her expenses.   This leaves her with up to 30000 baht a month that she can use to support her family.  Which includes her mother and father, two sisters in their early teens, and her ten year old brother.  Not to mention her two daughters.

But Big Bill is much more than just one good sex tourist

He’s a superstar when it comes to fuel injecting Thailand’s economy.  Big Bill hired a Thai driver to drive him around in his car.  But since Big Bill’s large condo has two bedrooms, he allows his driver to stay in his spare bedroom.  So the Thai driver gets to stay in a beautiful condo for free.  While collecting a 15000 baht a month salary.

Big Bill also employs a Thai woman to clean his condo.  She comes nearly everyday.  And cleans for an hour or so.  Then she goes back to her regular job.  He pays her 5000 baht a month.

So how many Thais is this one good sex tourist supporting?

Starting with his Thai girlfriend, he’s supporting her, her mother and father, her two children,  one brother and two sisters.  Then he’s supporting his Thai driver and his young daughter.  And God knows how many extended family members the driver is helping out.  There’s the cleaning gal,  her two children, and her mother and father.    So he’s supporting at least 14 Thais.  But—keep in mind the ripple effect this all has on the Thai economy.  All these Thais he’s supporting are supporting other Thais.  Thais who own shops in the local markets.  The beautician who does his girlfriend’s hair.   Clothing vendors all of these Thais buy from.

Big Bill also spends a lot of money in Pattaya’s bars

One good sex tourist helps the go go girls
Big Bill’s considered as one good sex tourist in most of the go go bars he frequents.  This girl worked at Peppermint Go Go

Especially the go go bars.   He buys a lot of ladies drinks.  And each time he buys a go go dancer a drink. she’s getting a 50 baht commission from the bar she’s working for.  Oftentimes, Big Bill will take a wad of twenty baht bills and throw them at the go go girls.  Whether most of us consider Big Bill to be a fool is not the issue.  My point is he’s one good sex tourist.

Yeah, I know.   A lot of people think Big Bill’s a real fool.  But he’s got a huge heart.  And he knows that when he dies he can’t take it all with him.  But my whole point is this.  Who’s worth more to Thailand’s economy?  One good sex tourist like Big Bill?  Or 100 Chinese tourists?

So what are 100 Chinese tourists doing for the Thai economy?

First off most Chinese tourists go everywhere in large tour buses.  And these large tour buses are too much for most city streets in Thailand.  Such as Bangkok’s or Pattaya’s.   So they clog up the streets in the cities and slow traffic down to a snail’s pace.  These tour buses also kill and injure a lot of people because of the incompetence of so many of their drivers.

There’s nowhere to park all those large tour buses.  So their drivers park them all along the cities streets.

Road construction crews built all these traffic lanes to handle the needs of normal drivers.   And certainly not for bus parking lots.

Later on the passage way for cars will be severely constricted. The buses will be parked alongside both lanes.

What we have here it a wholesale constriction of entire cities roads.  Thanks to the huge proliferation of Chinese tourists.  And this proliferation is rapidly spinning out of control.

In fact, I might go so far as to say that the police and other authorities are selling entire traffic lanes so that the Chinese tour companies have a place to park their buses.

One good sex tourist worth more than Chinese tourists
Chinese tour bus parking lot. Notice how dangerous this situation is. Not to mention that the traffic is slowed down to a crawl. I was nearly hit by a car while turning left into the left traffic lane due to the buses taking up the entire lane of traffic.  Money is number one here.  Even at the expense of public safety.  

But let’s get back to what 100 Chinese tourists really mean to the Thai economy.

Approximately 45 Chinese tourists  will fill up a single tour bus.  So it takes two large tour buses to hold 90 Chinese tourists.  Now just imagine how much traffic just two tour buses can screw up?  Or how many meters of a single street it takes to park just two tour buses?

How the Chinese Tour Bus System works

The average Chinese tourist doesn’t have a lot of money to spend.  So here’s that happens.  The typical Chinese tour company offers cut rate airfares to the droves of Chinese tourists now flocking to Thailand.  So let me float out an arbitrary number out there.  “How does $150 airfare sound to you, from Shanghai to Bangkok and Pattaya?  Sounds good doesn’t it?  Let’s now tack on another $75.00 for five nights in a hotel and total transportation costs by tour bus.  That’s a total of just $225.00.

But there’s a catch.  And that is you must stay with your tour bus group.  Well, even if you don’t, without your tour leader you will be lost in a city such as Pattaya or Bangkok.  You can’t speak a word of Thai and chances are your English skills are absolutely worthless.

So the tour bus takes you everywhere.  And your fearless leader, your tour leader makes sure that you spend all your money in just the right places.

These are the places that will give your fearless leader a commission on every shirt, every pair of pants, every vase, every lunch or dinner that you now have to pay for out of your own pocket.

One good sex tourist worth 100 Chinese tourists
An entire traffic lane sold to Chinese tourists who are gathering around a gerry-rigged noodle stand.  I don’t want to hear any more b.s. about improving the public transportation system here.  Perhaps One good sex tourist is worth 1000 of these Chinese tourists?  The key is to require all tour buses to immediately discharge all tourists at whatever hotel they are staying in.  And then have the buses  leave town.  The Chinese tourists will then have to use baht buses, their own two legs, private taxis etc to get around just like all the other tourists do.  This will also help these Chinese tourists because it frees them from their manipulative tour leaders.

So the little makeshift noodle shops are now springing up everywhere.  These are the places your fearless leader will be taking you.

As for me, or my German, or even my Russian friends.  None of us would ever be caught dead eating in these low life restaurants with their cardboard walls and cheap tin corrugated roofs.

One good sex tourist worth more than 100 Chinese tourists
This building is a real fleabag operation. No self respecting Thai would ever eat here.

As for well established businesses here in Pattaya such as Pattaya to U (for computer repair) or Best Camera Shop at Tuk.com.  Do you think these places will be getting any Chinese dollars?  Never.  And neither is the Naklua Pen Bar whose clientele is mostly German, American and English.  Or a lot of good restaurants such as Heidelburg, Tavern, Robin Hood, Queen Victoria.

And speaking of Pen Bar, I have a little story on this one.

Now I’ve known Pen for 12 years now.  She’s Thai and she really knows how to run a bar.

In comes a single solitary Chinese guy.  Pen asks him if he wants a beer.  The Chinese replies no.  He must wait for his fearless tour guide leader to arrive with the rest of the tour group.  Meanwhile a group of Germans are sitting at the bar.  Who are buying their Heinekens for 90 baht a bottle.

Finally the fearless  leader of the tour group arrives.

“How much are you selling your beer for?” the Chinese fearless leader asks Pen.

“90 baht” Pen replies.

“I’ll bring my entire tour group in if you sell everyone bottled beer for 145 baht,” the fearless leader offers.  “You and I can split the 55 baht so we each get 27 baht,” he adds.

The problem is Pen is an honest Thai lady and she wants no part of this arrangement.  The tour group’s fearless leader immediately departs taking his Chinese horde with him.

So what happens to all those commissions the Chinese tour group leaders are getting?

Most of it’s going to their big bosses over in China.  And this is how they are able to offer such cut rate  air fares and hotel prices to all these Chinese armies of tourists who are inundating Bangkok and Pattaya.

Rich people here in Thailand are getting even richer because of all this monkey business.  While the common everyday Thai of little to modest means is getting screwed.  He gets to put up with all the horrible traffic these tour buses are causing.  He gets to see all these Chinese tourists dirty up his beaches, and his city’s parks, while they piss all over his sidewalks.

Think I’m joking?

I remember sitting at the Pen Bar one night when a single Chinese came into the small bar complex’s parking lot.

There’s a public restroom he could have used for just 5 baht.  But he either didn’t know about it or simply didn’t care.  So right at the far end of the parking lot he unzipped his pants and urinated right on the pavement.  This was just thirty meters from all of us.  In full view of the entire bar.  I couldn’t restrain myself.  And screamed  out to him, “Asshole.  You are a fucking idiot.”  Thais lose respect for someone who loses his temper.  But not this time.  The entire bar applauded when I called  the Chinese out for being a dirty pig.

I consider the Khao Kheow Zoo to be Pattaya’s best kept secret. It’s just 60 kilometers from Pattaya. And it’s so large you really need a golf kart to get around this zoo. Most Pattaya Hotels, tourist and agencies don’t even advertise it. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot of great parks and zoos here. But all that advertising goes to the Crocodile Farm, The Elephant Village and the Tiger Zoo which is also in Siracha. But trust me, this zoo in the absolute finest of them all by a long shot. In our little group we have two of our Thai girlfriends. And my two pals, one from Norway and the other from England. The rest of the Caucasians in this magnificent setting are Russians.

I much prefer the Russian tourists now.  They go about their business as individuals, couples or small groups.   I think most Americans perceive Russians as barbarians or unthinking nitwits.  But I’ll tell you what.  Go to Koh Larn Island.  Or the the Siracha Khao Kheow Zoo..  You see white people, and I’ll just about guarantee that they are Russian.  The rest of us?  We Americans, Englishmen, Germans, Norwegians, etc?  You will find us in the bars.  With not a lot going on upstairs.  But I’m finding out that most of these Russians are go getters.  And they sure aren’t using the tour buses.  Like those lackeys following their Chinese tour leaders around.

But One good sex tourist, cultured or not, is worth more than 100 Chinese tourists.

 

 

 

Bar girl excuses from Pattaya go go girls that will make you laugh

Out of  all the Hilarious bar girl excuses from Pattaya Go Go girls to avoid long time sex this one had me rolling on the floor with laughter.   Even though Pattaya go go girls are especially notorious for cheating their customers out of what they have paid for, this incident still churns my stomach.    The bar, the mamasan and the go go girl all conspired to cheat my friend.   Who paid 4300 baht for long time but ended up getting the shaft.

When a man pays for long time, this means he’s paying for an all nighter for the bar girl he’s bar fining.  Not for 3 hours of monkey business.

But when he pays for short time sex, he’s typically paying for a half an hour to 3 hours with the bar girl he’s bar fining. I am now going to make a few generalizations to distinguish between beer bar girls and Pattaya go go girls.  In general when a man buys a beer bar girl out of the bar,  she’s hoping to spend the entire night with him.  One reason for this is the bar girl hopes he will like her enough to hire her out for a week, a month, a year, or a lifetime.  The typical beer bar girl hopes to provide security for her family for the long haul.  So if she can get a steady income of 15000 to 30000 baht every month from a falang, she’s achieving her goal.  Because now she is able to send 5000 to 20000 baht a month to her Mama and Papa.  And oftentimes her brothers, the Thai boyfriend she’s hiding away in the village, etc.

What this amounts to is long term job income for family members who are unable or unwilling to work

But Walking Street go go girls operate in a totally different manner.  First off, most of their customers are tourists.  And tourists are idiots who don’t know any better.   But a lot of expats who live full time in Pattaya visit the beer bars.  Or men who keep making multiple visits to Pattaya, who have been around and seen a lot.  This is why so many beer bar girls view so many customers as long term prospects.  And go go girls view customers as short term visitors who they are likely to never see again.

Again, I’m generalizing.  But go go girls act as birds of prey.  Behaving as predators zooming down on their hapless victims. Their goal is to extract as much money in the shortest amount of time from their victims.  So when they go long time with a customer, they want to spend as little time with him as possible.  And the last thing she wants to do is to spend the entire night with him.

Keep in mind that money is number one.

bar girl excuses for Money Number One
If you are going to have anything to do with Thai women, especially bar girls you need this book. It’s the bible. In Money Number One Neil Hutchison tells it like it is. Which has royally upset many Thais who complained so much about Neil’s cartoons that the main book stores here such as Asia books have taken it off their shelves.  But if you are a tourist you already know everything, don’t you?  Look at it this way.  See the funny old fart in the cartoon.  This is you.

So the typical go go girl doesn’t care about how badly she behaves.  After all, tourists are here today and gone tomorrow.   Whereas your typical beer bar girl views her customers as long term prospects who can provide life long security for her family.  Money is still number one.  It’s just that the beer bar girl is looking long term.  And the go go girl is looking only for the short term.  Just keep in mind that bar girl excuses is in their dna wherever you find them.

Let’s now laugh at all the bar girl excuses go go girls make to avoid having to spend the entire night with their victims

One of their favorite excuses is “I have to go home early.  I must go home to take care of my baby.”

 This is total horseshit.
Out of all the bar girls I’ve met,  only one of them had her child staying with her in Pattaya.  And she was from Laos.  Which meant that she had no family living in Thailand that she could lean on.  Almost all Thai bar girls have their momma and papa or sister taking care of their babies up in the village.  Chances are Momma and Papa are too frail to work.  Or there’s hardly any employment for them in the village.  So they might as well take care of the children.  Otherwise they are as useless as tits on a boar when it comes to the grand scale of bar girl-Thai family economies.
But the bar girl is still young and vigorous and she’s got that gilded pussy that we all want.   Chances are she’s renting a room for 5000 to 10000 baht a month and she’s got one or two roommates to share the expense with.

Here’s another classic example  of  bar girl excuses that the average tourist is totally naive about

The customer’s in the room with the girl he’s just bar fined.  After having sex a single time, the bar girl gets a phone call from one of her accomplices.
She utters:  “Oh tilak.  My friend me.  Lose key.  I have.  My friend me cannot get in room.  I must give now.  So sorry tilak.  I want stay with you so much.”
You are going to have to pay high drink prices here. But you won’t be paying any bar fines. Do expect to hear the usual bar girl excuses here. It’s the same everywhere. After all, it’s in their DNA
The bar girl typically does this at 2 or 3 in the morning.  Then she pockets the money you just gave her so that she can visit a Thai karioke bar to meet with her Thai boyfriend.  Or even worse, so that she can take your money to pay a very attractive Thai man to have sex with her.  Or–so that she can go to Club Insomnia, Lucifers Bamboo Bar or other disco so that she can now pick up another customer.  This time as a free lancer.
Personally I think I’d enjoy going here to meet the women. The problem is, one has to be a vampire because discos such as Insomnia are for night owls. They open late and stay open late. One avoids the bar fines. Many go go dancers come here for one last trick after you pay high dollar for their services. I’d enjoy the hunt. I just can’t stay out late and get up too early in the morning to play Count Dracula.

 But this latest line of bull pales compared to the line of horse shit a Walking Street go go girl fed one of my friends last night.

My pal’s first mistake is, he negotiates with the Mamasan.  This is at Super Girls Go Go Bar.  Now my first rule is to never ever negotiate with the mamasan.   First off she’s going to be getting a commission from the go go girl you are bar fining.  So it’s in mamasan’s best interest to set your price as high as possible.
There’s a short time room down the street that charges 350 baht for 2 hours.   Then there’s the 600 baht bar fine he has to pay Super Girls.  But my friend wants the intimacy of his hotel room.  He wants the girlfriend experience.  And unknown to me he wants long time instead of short time.  This means an all-niter. But he makes a mistake and this is to pay the mamasan.
The way it should work is the customer pays the bar fine to the go go bar while he negotiates a price that is acceptable to both the girl and himself.

If I ever have a mamasan try to interfere between me and the girl I’m bar fining, I tell her.  “Look.  I”m fucking her.  Not you.”

So the three of us head down to Pattaya Tai where we board a baht taxi to Naklua.  I drive my motorcycle that I’ve parked in the hotel’s parking lot back to my condo.  While my friend and his short time girl go up to his room at Lek Villa Hotel.
My friend’s room is on the 4th floor and he has his windows and door open to the balcony to let the fresh ocean breeze in. He has sex with the go-go girl and then he goes to sleep. One or two hours later the girl wakes him up. She has shut the door to the balcony and closed the window, but she hasn’t turned the air conditioner on.

She cries out, “Mosquitoes, Mosquitoes too much.” Then she shows him a pimple on her ass, and tells him, “I cannot sleep because of the mosquitoes so I must go home (to my Thai boyfriend or disco such as Lucifers, Tony’s, Insomnia, Marine, etc to pick up still another paying customer).

This really pisses off my friend who by now cannot wait to get rid of the bitch so he tells her,
“I’ve had enough of your pathetic bar girl excuses.  Go, get out of here. Next time I don’t go to your go-go bar. I go to Beach Road for good lady for just 500 baht.”
I recall his saying he paid her 3500 baht for the long time plus the 600 baht bar fine plus another 300 baht to the mamasan for setting up such a great deal for him.
But trust me, his experience is all too typical for Walking Street Go-Go girls.
I remember a friend of mine who paid 2000 baht to a Living Dolls go go girl expecting to have her spend all night with him, but she kept telling him, “ such typical bar girl excuses as  “I cannot sleep. You snore too much. I must go home” (to Thai husband).
There are three lessons to be learned here. Number one–Do not go to go-go bars, number 2. If you must–never have the mamasan or waitress negotiate the price for you. She will try to get the highest dollar for the girl at your expense, and 3. Never pay for sex in advance. Negotiate your price and then pay the girl when she leaves you or you have finished doing what the two of you agreed on. If she falls asleep on you without performing don’t pay her.  And if a girl cheats you out of a long time by going short time, pay her only for the short time.  Last, but not least, be ready for the usual  bar girl excuses.  Trust me, they are coming your way.
Above all, do not believe all the bar girl excuses.  And trust in one thing.  “You can always tell when a bar girl is lying when her lips are moving.
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The Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer who disappeared out of my life forever

Nine years ago the sexiest most beautiful Beach Road Freelancer disappears from Pattaya. And she’s been off my radar ever since. The last night I saw her she was absolutely terrified of her violent Thai boyfriend. Who had to have been tied into the Thai mafia. I am certain she would have contacted me after that fabulous last night we had together in the Girl Beer Bar. Then later on in my condo when I found out that she was really in some deep shit. So why am I thinking of her now? Nine years have passed.

My favorite viking friend, Per, from Norway at the Girl Beer Bar

I am an old fart now. But I was an old fart even back then. Yet even now I oftentimes have this overwhelming desire to show off. Like last week when I performed a pole dance in a Naklua Soi 18 bar.  And put it on you tube.

So why do I want to talk about this Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer now? For one thing we did this incredible pole dance together nine years ago.

Or at least I thought so. Perhaps it was all the tequila we had together.

But no. It wasn’t just the tequila I had. The German bar manager was so impressed by us that he came over and bought us both drinks.

Later he took me and my girlfriend up to show us his living quarters in the Girl Beer Bar. But I didn’t have a girlfriend on that last night I was with the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer. The girl and I were so whacked out that he never forgot us. We were having so much fun together. And then, the next morning, I got her a taxi. And never saw her again.

Several of the bar girls in the Girl Beer Bar.

A lot has happened since we did that pole dance nine years ago

The Girl Beer Bar owner and manager died. In Germany. The German’s partner who was celebrating his 80th birthday at that big party at the German Girl Beer Bar just died 2 weeks ago. The Thai mafia murdered Edie. She had owned the Malai Bar. They shot her in the head on Sukamvit Road because she owed the wrong people money. After that a restaurant owner friend of mine also got mixed up with the Thai Mafia. But I’m not going to talk about that here.

So now I feel compelled to tell the story about the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer and how she disappeared on me

Part I 12 years ago

I spotted her on Beach Road, across the street from Mike’s shopping mall, leaning against a tree. The freelancer was slender, with a firm belly, and very full breasts. They weren’t large. Or bulbous, and I found out later there was no silicon either. They were just bursting out of her slender frame. But now that I think about it from hindsight, I think she must have been lactating with her breasts full of milk.

God, did I want to take them into my mouth. So I took her back to my room and paid her for short time. I think it was only 500 baht back then. But it was the best 500 baht I ever paid. And it was the worse. It just depends on how you look at it.

She stayed in my room for just 20 minutes. It took only that long for me to come. And she wouldn’t let me as much as touch those glorious breasts of hers. She wouldn’t let me eat her either. And the bitch couldn’t wait to get away from me and get on with her next customer down by Mike’s shopping mall.

I took her back to my room two or three times. But it was always the same. “Don’t touch. And Keep your tongue inside your own mouth.”

That girl had total control of me. She was a complete bitch. But she was the sexiest girl I ever saw free lancing down on Beach Road. By a factor of ten.

Four years I meet the beautiful Beach Road Freelancer again

I had promised my pals that I’d meet them at the Beer Garden for beers at 8:30, and then we’d hit a few Walking Street go go bars together. Three years earlier I had bought a condo down on the beach in Naklua. So I tried to get a ten baht taxi on Naklua Road. But seven or eight Songtaews passed me. Their drivers totally not interested in picking me up. This pissed me off completely.

“Fuck it. I’m not getting any taxi tonight,” I told myself. I’m walking all the way even though it’s over two miles to the Beer Garden. Not one of these lazy songtaew drivers is making one dime off me tonight.”

With nasty thoughts in mind about all the terrible things I wanted to befall all Pattaya taxi drivers, I set out to the Beer Garden, running most of those two miles. While walking part of the way. And then I jogged up to the platform across from Mike’s shopping mall where a lot of free lancers hang out looking for customers. Then I heard one of the prostitutes calling out my name.

I stopped right in my tracks. Suddenly a trim attractive free lancer stood directly in front of my path.

“Jack. Do you remember me?” the girl asked.

I couldn’t believe it. Here she was, looking almost the same as she did four years ago.

And she remembered my name. And here I had been thinking that she despised me. Me and all her other customers. She looked pretty much the same except that her breasts looked a lot smaller now.

I told her I had bought a condo in Naklua since last seeing her. She acted surprised and pleased. I suppose she never expected me to put my roots down in Pattaya. Thinking I was just another tourist four years ago while I was renting a modest room near Soi 6.

I wanted her again. But I had promised my friends Id be meeting them for sure. And did. Was only ten minutes late too. In spite of walking and running the entire way. I mean “Who in the hell needs taxis anyway? Lazy motherfuckers.

But I managed to give the girl my phone number. And I told her I’d be finishing the go go bars around 11 when she promised to call me.

Good to her word she called me a little after 11 while I was taking a piss in a go go bar toilet.

Forty-five minutes later she was waiting for me just one block from my condo in front of the 7-11.

I had no live in girlfriend then and was paying go go girls 1000 baht to visit me at my condo

Back then I had six different girls from Super Girls Go Go stay with me in my condo for short times. But oftentimes they’d stay for several hours. I was also seeing a Soi Six girl who I was paying 800 baht to visit me. But like most Thai sex workers she turned out to be pretty much of a liar. But no matter. I had them coming and going back in those days.

She is not the beautiful Beach Road Freelancer
My favorite girl from Super Girls at my condo.

I finally settled on a favorite go go dancer from Super Girls who eventually wound up getting big tits from silicon and company. Sometimes I’d have her meet me for a drink or two at the Girl Beer Bar before taking her back to the condo.

But my favorite Girl of them all turned out to be the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer

Yeah, I know. She was a complete bitch. But times had been a changing. I had my own condo now. So the girl knew I was for real. Staying in Pattaya all year long. Year after year.

She started staying with me for an hour at a time. This went on for a couple of weeks and then we’d start spending more time together out on my deck. Drinking and smoking cigarettes together. I’d be seeing her a couple of times a week. While paying her 800 baht.

She spoke much better English than most of the other girls. And she liked smoking cigarettes and so did I. So it was all so natural for us to just sit out there in the night smoking, and drinking whatever I had handy. But the more comfortable she got hanging around with me at my condo, the less comfortable she was getting with her situation.

She had a Thai boyfriend. Who oftentimes beat her, and who was taking most of her money she was getting off her customers.

She started telling me that he had started following her. And that he knew exactly where I lived. As for me, I had long ago figured out that most of those Beach Road freelancers have really nasty Thai Mafia boyfriends.

She liked me a lot. Otherwise, she wouldn’t be spending all that time with me. So I was figuring that we would last for a very long time together. Perhaps forever. But it would not last.

Our last night together

We had just had sex together in the master bedroom in my condo when I suddenly got the bright idea of taking her to the Girl Beer Bar.

Several of the ladies from Girl Beer Bar

A group of Germans ran the Girl Beer Bar. It was our absolute favorite bar in the entire world. The Girl Beer Bar had a good handful of pretty girls who used to dance out on the sidewalk in front of the place. Gus and I used to buy one or two bottles of Thai whiskey and then we’d sit out in front of the bar with several of the girls who we’d ply with alcohol.

Girl Beer Bar ladies drinking Thai whiskey at a table right on the sidewalk. Gus and I used to buy bottles of Thai whiskey from a nearby 7-11, and then we’d give it to the girls to loosen up.

The mamasan didn’t mind that we were getting all those bottles of Thai whisky on the cheap at a nearby 7-11. And neither did the German owners.

I used to bring girls into the Girl Beer Bar from the outside and ask my favorite girls what they thought of the girls I was taking home with me. But this night I really didn’t care what anyone thought of the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer. She was the epitome of cool. And I was so happy to have her with me.

Pole Dancing at the Girl Beer Bar with the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer

Nine years later, this is me, doing a pole dance at a Naklua Bar.  I can still do it, but that last night with the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer, I was much better

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The Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer was scared to death of her Thai boyfriend. Which was nothing new. But now she was certain that he had her under surveillance every time she visited me. Tonight she was in no hurry to leave me, so I asked her to spend the whole night at my condo.

Then I took her to the Girl Beer Bar. She struck it off extremely well with my bar girl friends there. So it didn’t take long before one or two of the bar girls started drinking with us. And the music was very good that night. Which was nothing unusual. It was a mix of Golden Oldies and contemporary music with a good beat.

Pai of Girl Beer Bar Fame. Pai was my leading confidant as she would always tell me what she thought of the girls I brought in from outside the Girl Beer Bar

I couldn’t believe it, but before long the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer and I were dancing together. While I started pulling out some dancing moves that I never knew I had.

She was a great dancer. And she was so self assured. I knew right then that she must have once been a go go dancer.

And not the run of the mill go go girls but one of the top girls wherever she worked.

By now we were drinking a lot. Beer and hard liquor. And certainly several shots of tequila. The other girls were really taking to her. Then suddenly I got the idea to try a little pole dancing.

Before the Germans got the Girl Beer Bar it had been a go go bar. There had been one of two tables with dancing poles in their centers. But the owners had removed the tables and poles to offer more space to their customers. But the center stage still remained with its pole.

It didn’t take much for me to get the beautiful beach road freelancer to join me on that center stage. By this time I was half drunk and 100 percent full of myself.

I had the number one girl in the entire bar with me. And this number one girl was enjoying herself immensely. As inebriated as I was, I knew I could still acquit myself well on a dancing pole. I had done it so many times before back in the United States. Most of the American strippers I knew couldn’t do it at all. But some could. And many of those far better than I’d ever be able to do it. Yet a lot of the good pole dancers had a lot of fun watching me do the pole. And showing me their best pole dancing techniques.

So here I was at the Girl Beer Bar. In Thailand no less. And I did it. Pulling myself up high on the pole I hung there by the pressure of my feet and one arm. And then I started twirling around the pole in a circle. Making several revolutions before I gravity finally put me on the platform.

Several of the Germans sitting close to the stage went wild. And so did my companion, the Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer.

Oh we were great together that night. But it was now her turn to strut her stuff. To show what she was really made of.

Since I had already figured that she had once been a top go go dancer, it didn’t surprise me to see her doing so well on the pole. And then up on that pole we climbed. Together. The rest is a blur. It was so long ago, and we both had a lot to drink that night. But when we finished our antics on the dancing pole, one of the Germans stood up and started clapping. The man then bought us both shots of tequila.

“That was wonderful,” the German told us. “You both were terrific.”

The German never told me who he was, other than his name. But it turned out he was the manager. I think the old German who owned all those restaurants and the go go in Bangkok owned 50 % of the Girl Beer Bar. Then there was Arno, who owned a piece of the Heidelburg Restaurant. And one or two others. But Walter was the general manager, and although he probably owned just a small piece of the bar, his fellow co-owners gave him several rooms upstairs that he made into an apartment. The rooms had been short time rooms when the bar had been a go go bar. Later on Walther would proudly show off his apartment rooms to my girlfriend and I.

The Beautiful Beach Road Freelancer and I had spent a fabulous night together

But it was our last night. I’d never see her again. Not ever.

The next morning she got me up real early. Then she asked me to get her a taxi. At first I thought she wanted a songthaew. Or motorbike taxi. Then she told me how scared she was. So we went to the hotel next door where I got her a real taxi that had blackened windows. NO one could see who she was in that taxi. Which had been her whole point. It was the first and only time I ever got a Thai sex worker a regular taxi. All of them, were only too happy to have me pay for their motorbike taxi rides home.

She had told me she was leaving her Thai boyfriend. Which she had certainly tried to do. Otherwise she would never have insisted on getting a regular taxi. After that I could never reach her on her telephone. I can’t remember, but I must have tried messaging her once or twice. And she never called me again. Or sent me any text messages.

But we had established a solid connection together. A connection that we solidified when we did that pole dance together. I still think of her a lot. Because she was one helluva cool lady.

A  lot of good things came out of  the Girl Beer Bar.  Here’s a few links you might want to check out

When Bangkok Soi Cowboy Go Go Girls met the Best Pattaya Beer Bar Girls

Best Bar Video Girl Bar on Pattaya Naklua Road

 

 

Let’s give dishonest Thai bar girls a break

Let’s give dishonest Thai bar girls a break.  As one Soi Six girl explained.  “You are only customer.  You are not my tilak  (sweetheart) until you take care of me.”

Billy Bob discusses dishonest Thai bar girls

The girl continued:  “I don’t want you to break my heart.  So you customer only.”

So is she a dishonest Thai bar girl or not?

But there is another girl.  And she is very beautiful.  She is also very slim.  Too slim for probably 90 percent of the guys.  And my cousin, Rufus, he’s totally in love with this here girl.  While she’s totally in love with him.

I knows you don’t believe me but I’ve watched them together too many times

Why she will spend 2 hours at a time with him in that Soi Six short time room upstairs.  And when they are in the bar together she won’t take her eyes off him.  She won’t take her hands off his body either.  As for Rufus.  You would think she’s the only girl in his life.  He loves this Soi Six girl to death.

But here’s the problem.  He’s already got himself a Thai wife.  He found her in a bar too.  But that was many years ago.  He’s lucky too.  Her Thai family ain’t asking him for too much.  She’s got four brothers and two sisters.  And she’s got a mother and father.  But let me tell you, her mama and papa are very sick and very old.

The reality is this.  If he kicks his wife out of his life, she’s not going to get too much of his money.  Unless he gives most of it to her.  Her mama and papa can’t work and her brothers only make barely enough for their families to survive.  They have children, so the 15,000 baht they make each month is not enough to be supportin their own families and their mama and papa.

As for his wife.  She will probably be back working as a bar girl again.  If he dumps her.  The mere thought of her fucking all those customers again haunts him.  He cannot bare to look at those trusting beautiful eyes of hers when he thinks about that.

As for dishonest Thai bar girls this Soi Six flame of his isn’t one of them

She loves cousin Rufus to death.  But she’s got a child and has her mother up in Issan taking care of the little girl.  So she’s gotta be supportin her mama and papa and her child.  Working at the local 7-11 isn’t going to be able to do nearly enough.  So she works as a prostitute on Soi Six.

I knows she’s not one of them dishonest Thai bar girls.  Sure she lies to her customers.  She tells all the fat guys she loves fat men.  And she tells all the old farts, she loves old men.  It’s all part of her job.  She wants all these old farts and fat men coming back to give her more money.  If she can’t lie with conviction to all these customers she’s not going to be making much money.

Rufus hates seeing his Soi Six girlfriend having to go with customers

This is not the reed thin Soi Six Beauty in my story here. But when we were first getting to know this girl, she’d try to pull a fast one or two on us. But once we all got onto each other, she stopped pulling her stunts and became a real pal.

And it’s not because he’s jealous.  He just knows  how bad news most of these customers are.  She’s a real beauty.  Even if she’s too thin for most guys.  But Rufus views her as a gorgeous model.  She’s got that twiggy look.  A real model’s body.  The way models used to look.

She’s a beautiful willow swaying in the wind.

Now that I know her better I see her in the same way.

She’s so observant.  And so bright.  And so polite.  She’s really too good for most of these customers of hers, and Rufus knows it.

So now it’s high time for me to digress a little from this story and tell you what I think of most men who come to her bar.

dishonest Thai bar girls versus the Myth of Super Falang

Most Falang or Westerners who come to Pattaya think they are simply the most wonderful things to ever happen to these girls.

Why, they can play basketball, they can dribble the ball behind their backs, and they can dunk the ball every time against all these inferior stupid Thais.  And the English are the worse of them all.  Even though the Germans aren’t that far behind them English.

I happen to know because I am chairman of my condo building.  My fellow committee members do 1 percent of the work while I do 99 percent.

I know who pays their bills on time and who doesn’t.  Not to mention who are the big complainers are.  Among all my fellow condo owners.

Many of them complain a lot.  They go into the condo office and yak yak the two women working there mercilessly.  Most of the condo owners here treat them two women like dogs.

90 percent of these men aren’t worth a shit.

But I tell you one thing.  Most of them can’t play basketball.  They might think they are super falang. But I see most of them as lazy men who aren’t about to do anything for anybody, but themselves.

 The worse kind of men come to Pattaya

Most of them represent the worse that their respective countries have to offer.  They come here so that they can get drunk and party all the time.  Most of them come to have sex with as many women as possible.  But I think some of the worse men of all are the ones who come here for “True love”.  These are the kind of guys who could never find true love in their home countries.  And rightfully so.

It’s because they are so unlovable.  Do you really expect any kind of real woman to feel anything for such men?  But the real surprise to me is I see so many cute, lovely Thai women stick it out so long with so many condo owners here who I have nothing but disdain for.

Getting back to that lovely Soi Six Bar Girl

Most of the customers coming into her bar are Englishmen.  They are the worse kind of Englishmen.  Most of them have tattoos.  They wear the colors of their favorite soccer teams.  And they wear the kind of shorts that English football players wear.    As one of my German pals put it to me while we were visiting a Soi Six Bar:  “Look at these Englishmen wearing their monkey suits.”  You’d think a visiting professional team was coming into the bar wearing those ridiculous outfits.

They cuss a lot.  And they are loudmouths.  Plus they always go from bar to bar in their little Englishmen groups.

These are hooligan types.  Complete uneducated rif raf.  Yet these are the customers this girl has to keep fucking and pretending she likes it.

She oftentimes works in that Soi Six bar in high heels.  Believe me, she looks positively elegant wearing them.  Then she has to go upstairs with all these louts and have them slober all over her.

That’s one of the many reasons Cousin Rufus like to give her as much money as he can.  And spend as much time as he can with her in her bar.  The way Rufus has it figured, the more time he’s with her, the less time she must put up with such imbeciles.

But she wants more from Rufus.  She wants him to be the white Knight who will take her out of the clutches of all that white trash.  But Rufus cannot deliver.  On account of he’s already got a Thai wife.  Bottom line, eventually one of them has gots to go.  Either the Thai wife or the girl from Soi Six.

She’s going to want to cuddle with him all the time.  She is going to want to sleep with him almost every night.  She is going to want him to hold her in his arms to reassure her that she’s never going to have to fuck all those louts ever again.  She’s going to want to feel that she never has to worry about money again.  So it’s not going to last.

But she’s not one of them dishonest Thai bar girls.  In fact there’s a lot fewer of these dishonest Thai bar girls than you’d think.

dishonest Thai bar girls have a lot more integrity than most condo managers

Money Number One's about dishonest Thai bar girls
In Money Number One, Neil Hutchison tells the truth about dishonest Thai bar girls. Although Neil’s advice needs to be heeded he doesn’t have everything quite right about Pattaya’s bar girls. But one thing Neil never mentions is how much worse your typical condominium manager is than such bar girls. Or many condominium technician’s and other key employees. A lawyer once told us that 99 percent of all condominium offices in Pattaya cheat their condo owners.

A Thai lawyer once told my fellow committee members and me that 99 percent of the Thai staffs working for Pattaya condos are ripping off their condo owners.

Why our own condo bookkeeper and secretary embezzled 255,000 baht from us.  And that’s nothing compared to what I keep hearing about all the other condo communities around us.

As my old friend Hans Schumaker put it.  “When condo residents pay utility bills and maintenance fees to their condo offices a lot of money can pile up in the hands of the manager or bookkeeper.”  In Thailand where salaries are so much lower than they are in the West, it’s too tempting laying out all that money in front of condo office employees.  When you have condo residents paying cash to their condo offices, they are offering the condo  office personnel an invitation to steal.”

That’s why we now require all condo residents to pay their bills direct to our condo savings account.

But Managers and other key Pattaya condo employees can still rip off condo owners by getting commissions and kickbacks for repairs

It’s not just their 25000-40000 baht salaries that attract so many worthless scoundrels to become condo managers.  It’s all the money that they can get by overcharging for repairs

As chairman of the committee here in my condo community I must report that out of four managers, three were ripping us off for repairs.

Here’s the way all this works.

Condo communities need to keep up on their maintenance in order to provide a good living environment for their owners.  Water pumps need to be replaced.  The swimming pool lights stop functioning.  Someone needs to repaint the building every few years.  Generators need to be replaced for emergency lighting.  As well as the emergency lights themselves.  Insurance needs to be purchased for the condo building.  The elevator keeps malfunctioning.  And so does the Internet and television service.

Management must go out and purchase all those things that are necessary to keep everything functioning.  It also has to hire special technicians to take care swimming pool problems, water leaks that no one seems to be able to trace, etc.  And all these vendors supplying materials and labor to all these condo communities in Pattaya are going to be giving the condo managers commissions.

A manager might go out and hire an outside work crew for a 20000 baht job.  And then he will charge the condo owners 60000 baht for labor.

A few years ago our technician told us that we had to pay 174,000 baht to repair a fire control system that didn’t need to be repaired in the first place.

It was that bid from the super experts from Bangkok who would do the repairs that tipped me off.  When I saw a 13000 baht charge for an oil change on the bid, I knew that the experts from Bangkok were conspiring with our technician to rip us off.

For more detailed info about this unnecessary 174000 baht read “What a $400 oil change tells you about Pattaya Condo Repair Ripoffs”

I was certain of that when I talked to our manager about that 170,000 baht bid.  This was the honest manager.  The only one in four who was honest when it came to repairs.

“That 170,000 baht bid we got from Bangkok?  We had those two technicians come down from their company.  One of them said to me,  I can get this job done for just 100,000 baht.  But I will do it myself.  Me and my friends.  My company doesn’t need to know anything about it.”

This manager of ours, the honest one, didn’t get very far with him.  You can be sure that if she convinced our committee to go for the 100,000 baht deal, that she’d be getting her cut from it.

The next day our technician came up to my condo.  This was our technician.  And not one of the two hot shots from Bangkok.

“If I can get this repair done to our fire control system for 100,000 baht would you go for it?” he asked.

“Bingo.  I had the tech by the short hairs.”  My brain was telling me this.  Our technician had discussed money making schemes with one of both of the Bangkok techs.  One of the Bangkok techs made his offer to our manager.  Our technician had made a master plan with one or both of the Bangkok techs for 100000 baht.  One or both of the Bangkok techs would be pocketing a few thousand baht.  And our technician would be getting a few thousand baht for himself.

A few months later, our manager fired our technician.  We didn’t do any kind of repair whatsoever to the fire control system other than replacing two batteries that started the system off.  And an oil change to the diesel engine that ran the water pumps that supplied water for fire control.  I think it was around 2000 baht instead of 13000 to change the oil and oil filters.  And around 5000 baht to replace the two batteries.  So we wound up spending 7000 baht.  And not 174,000 baht.

Even dishonest Thai bar girls don’t try to rip you off this much.  Well, at least most of them won’t.

dishonest Thai bar girls, so what does all this have to do with them?

There’s so much embezzlement, and kickbacks, illicitly gained commissions from condo managers here.  And all of that is so accepted as the way that things should be.  That I just don’t view all these dishonest Thai bar girls the same anymore.  The rich people in Thailand are so busy exploiting the poor so that they can show off all their BMW’s and Mercedes to have big face.  That I regard so many of these dishonest Thai bar girls as saints in comparison.

 

 

 

American Cuban rapprochement time to open the door

It is about time for American Cuban rapprochement and Obama was just the right man to do it, with the help of Raol Castro.  As for me, I’m going to Cuba, if not this year, next year or the year after. Be sure of that.  I’m excited to see the American Cuban rapprochement develop.

American Cuban rapprochement initiated by Raol Castro and Obama
Obama and Raol Castro shaking hands on the upcoming

You should get just as excited as I am.  Cuba is right on our doorstep,

93 miles to be exact.  Yet for 50 years it’s been official American policy to consider Cuba to be an outlaw nation.  But we’ve had that all wrong just as we had it all wrong in Vietnam. Where over 60,000 American soldiers died as Americans killed over 1,000,000 Vietnamese.  As their Christian duty to save the world from the Communist scourge.  But what a difference forty years can make.  Communist, Capitalistic, or whatever we choose to call Vietnam today, it is rapidly been emerging as a prime trading partner of the U.S. and staunch political ally in Asia.

The main problem with American Cuban rapprochement is back in 1959 the United States chose the wrong side.

When it ignored Fidel Castro’s pleas for American assistance while he was consolidating his Revolution in Cuba.  The U.S. ignored Casto’s pleas for assistance so Fidel had only one choice.  Which was to turn to the Soviet Union.   Had we stood with Fidel, the entire course of Cuban-American relations would have taken a different course over the past 50 years.

There would have been no Cuban Missile crisis, no bay of Pigs–Cuba would never have been listed as a pariah nation.

Instead, Cuba would have become one of the prime tourist destinations for Americans seeking beautiful scenery and pristine beaches right on our doorstep.  The Cuban economy would have prospered while the whole course of American–Latin American relations would have turned out so much better for all concerned.

The same thing happened in Vietnam. When Ho Chi Minh turned to the United States for the support of a country he deeply admired.

And just as we did with Castro, we turned our back on Ho.  So he turned to the Soviet Union instead.

Once again, the result was a complete travesty of injustice with devastating results for both Vietnam and the United States.   Vietnam is still Communist, at least on paper, but now it’s one of the good guys.  So if you go to Vietnam now, the Vietnamese will consider you to be one of the good guys too.  After all, I’ve traveled to Vietnam four times.    Where I found the Vietnamese to be some of the most helpful friendly people in Asia.

But leave it to Obama to take the lead in the U.S. to get those doors open again.  I expected no less from the man.  Vietnam has finally become one of the good guys. I expect in a few years Cuba will become one of our most steadfast trading partners. Just as I believe Americans will finally recognize Obama as one of America’s greatest presidents.  It just takes a little time for History to sort these things out.

To continue reading more about the recent American Cuban rapprochement you might want to read the following from Wikipedia 

 

Yamaha Filano vs the best handling motorbikes for Pattaya

The Yamaha Filano is not one of the best handling motorbikes you can buy for driving in Pattaya and similar Thailand cities.

Yamaha Filano
My girlfriend’s Yamaha Filano is a little jewel. It’s well made. And it’s suitable for short hops about town. But it’s not up to a Yamaha Nouvo Elegance, Nouvo SX or Honda PCX for all around Pattaya driving

It’s a jewel of a bike with Vespa inspired Italian bodywork.  And it has top notch Yamaha build quality.  But neither the Yamaha Filano or its floorboard equipped motor scooter cousins can match the handling prowess of a Yamaha Elegance.   By cousins I mean 125 c.c. class bikes that have floorboards.  Such as the Honda Click, Honda Scoopy, or Yamaha Fino.   Nor can they match the handling prowess and road worthiness of a Nouvo 125 SX,  Honda PCX or even a Honda Wave.

The reason is the extensive bracing of these other models.

Because of this bracing, motorbikes such as the Nouvo Elegance and Honda PCX are called underbones.  This bracing makes the bike a unified whole that is capable of excellent directional stability and responsiveness.   Filanos, Scoopies, Honda Clicks, etc have a big open space where the tube framing of an underbone would go.

This open area combined with a floorboard is great for having a lot of foot room.  It also offers a lot of room for hanging grocery bags and the like.   But whereas there’s very little difference between the structural layout of an underbone and conventional motorcycle, bikes with floorboards are scooters.  And a scooter cannot begin to match a conventional motorcycle’s stability and all around handling capabilities.

But a Yamaha Filano is what it is.  Think of it as a glorified small golf kart on two wheels and you just might be happy with it.

You can carry a lot of things with it such as groceries and so long as you keep your speed down to a sedate pace you will look good going down to the beach in your shorts and sandals or picking up a few groceries at the Local Seven Eleven.  My real beef is with faster small scooters such as the Honda Click that pretend to be in the same class as a Yamaha Nouvo Elegance.  Or in the same class as the new Nouvo SX that’s replaced it.   But I have equal disdain for such albatrosses such as the Honda Forza or Taiwanese built Sym 400.   Such bikes are far too bulky to do well threading through city traffic.

In the Soi Six bar police catch Billy Bob with his pants off

In the Soi Six bar police almost catch Billy Bob with his pants off.  And that would be me.  Uncle Bufford’s disciple.

Soi Six bar police almost catch Billy Bob naked
Damn, that was sure a close all with the Soi Six bar police. To find out more about me, check out the Uncle Bufford advice column.

Notice that I changed one word from my title.  That is the key word almost.  I said the Soi Six bar police catch Billy Bob with his pants off just to get your attention.  Because it should.  Police harassment of Soi Six bars is getting to be that serious.

Here’s how serious the situation is getting.  Out of the 75 units in my condo building, the police have put 5 of our residents in jail.  These are only residents that I know of.

But what you really came here for was how at a Soi Six bar police almost caught me with my pants off.

Here’s how the at a Soi Six bar police almost caught me with my pants down.  Right after I copulated.

Now this girl must be about the most slender gal I’ve ever met on Soi Six.  The first time I saw her, another girl at her bar tried to pull me inside the place.  To buy her a drink.  But when I saw her, I thought she was about the cutest thing on two legs.  I had to have her.  So I ignored the first woman.

I looked her in the eye and she looked right back at me.  Our eyes were riveted together so much that it took just a single motion of my eyes to tell her I wanted to buy her a drink.   I wanted the other girl to get lost.

This girl was even prettier than the Doll House go go girls. But the Soi 6 girl had a toothpick frame for a body.

We sat down at the bar together, and she got busy before our drinks even arrived.  I felt small hands on my balls, and I knew right then that I wouldn’t waste any time.

She was 160 centimeters all.  Which comes to about five foot three.  But she admitted to weighing just 40 kilos or 88 pounds.  So she looked a lot taller than she actually was.  In her clothing she looked very shapely and had a fine ass.  Looking as tall as she did she almost looked stately.

But my God.  When I took her in the shower and stood naked with her, I nearly changed my mind.

She was so godawfully skinny.

Honestly, she looked like she had just come out of a concentration camp.  I almost took her back to ask for a refund for my money.

The room set me back 300 baht.  Which is typical for Soi Six.  Reluctantly I took the girl over to the bed and lay down with her.

But brother, did she get active.  She went down on me like an impact drill.  And she kept at it, and kept at it, until I nearly came in her mouth.  Then I turned her over and went down on her.

By now I didn’t even notice how skinny she was.  She tasted good.  And she got really wet real fast.  Her box lunch was mighty fine.

When I started to bang her, she curled her little body right into mine.  Her head was small.  I started to rub her hair.  Then her neck.  We took a long time together before I turned her over.  So that she straddled me.

She had thin toothpick legs.  Her hips were narrow.  She fit right between my thighs while straddling me in the female superior position.

Pulling herself right into my groin brought us right into each other.  I had maximum penetration you would never get from a fat woman.  Or even a normal woman.

So let me tell you guys who like a woman who’s got enough meat to hold onto.  Well, you guys don’t know any better.

And as for all of you who like big tits.  Okay, they can be nice.  But silicon?  There’s nothing worse than silicon.  But take a set of nature well formed tits.  Well, okay, they can be kind of nice.

But not essential.  Now this slender little thing’s practically got no tits at all.  But the little bits that she does have expand and start to fill up my mouth.  I can feel her little body tightening up against me as I suck her little tits.

To make a long story short, I come and I’m pretty damn sure she does as well.

But now it’s time to get back to the Soi Six bar police and how they almost catch me in the act.

I think it was the 3rd time I took her upstairs.  By now I had found out she gives an incredible blow job. She doesn’t hesitate to suck in all my cum and swallow.

The long and short of this is, we’ve just finished whatever we’ve been doing.  I’ve had an orgasm, and I’m still butt naked.  I have left a half empty bottle of beer on the headboard, and I’m about to swallow the rest of my beer.  Then

Suddenly, three Thai women rush into the room

The police are coming.  You must leave.  Quicky, they tell me in loud voices.  My underwear pants are on the floor.  So are my sandals.  I reach town for my underwear shorts.  Then I try to put them on.  I can’t get the hole my dick comes out of to match up with my dick.  The women are frantic.  And so am I.

I do not want the police to find me butt naked in a Soi Six short time room.  It’s likely to make the paper.  The same way it happened at the Windmill Club when the police caught a falang in a short time room upstairs with one of the Windmill girls.  They published the guy’s name and picture everywhere.  Then the police closed the Windmill down for a whole month.

I looked down underneath the bed.  But there wasn’t even the smallest space to crawl in there where I could hide from the police.

I still kept fumbling with my underwear shorts.  Finally I gave up and one of the women took them from me.  Then I pulled my shorts over my naked ass and dick, and shoved my feet into my sandals.  Putting my shirt on was my last act before I headed down the two flights of stairs down into the bar.  I managed to get three buttons buttoned so my chest was showing through my shirt.  But no matter.  I was down into the bar at last.  The girl followed me and took a bar stool next to me as I sat down.

Ordering two beers.  One for her and one for me, I started to relax and wait.  But the police never came.

Later, I heard that the military was accompanying the police as they raided many bars in the area.  The politicians had arranged a big push to show they had big face.  And that they were ridding Pattaya of all vermin, such as me.

I narrowly slithered out of this one.   But I have a lot more to tell about what I’m now doing to avoid Pattaya’s finest men in brown, but that will have to come later.

But for now, what all you guys need is to realize that in these parts of the woods money is number one.  So before you even consider being with any Thai girl you need to get the Bible.  That’s it.  Money Number one.  And don’t ever leave home without it.

Money Number one is the Bible

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To watch the video about the infamous Windmill raid click here.

 

Walking Street Doll House vs Annabelle Go Go Bars Golden Pussy

Here’s the good, bad, and ugly of Doll House vs Annabelle Go Go Bars Golden Pussy shakedown.

The G spot is the Golden Pussy

Background

Three of Pattaya Walking Street’s Premier go go bars have completed a transformation over the past two weeks. The same company has owned the Doll House Pattaya, G-Spot,  Electric Blue, and  Doll House Bangkok . Until now. Then the G-Spot which had been our favorite split from its sister clubs to become Annabelles with a new management team. During the same month the venerable Windmill Club has been closed by the police for a month.

Personally I don’t care for the Windmill Club. I started calling it a Dirty Old Man’s Paradise ever since I saw an old fart sticking his hands into every orifice of one of the dancers there. Perhaps more than any single go go bar on Walking Street the Windmill has earned the Golden Ring Award for relentless hands on debauchery and dildo pussy thrusting.

This time the Windmill committed the unpardonable sin of allowing one of its customers to boom boom one of its girls in an upstairs short time room.  In came the police to catch the man with his pants down and his dick hanging out.

Which brings us to last night

go go girl who's not showing her Golden Pussy

Billy Bob and I started out at the Doll House. Several of the prettiest girls at the G-spot quit as soon as the new owners took over and renamed the place Annabelles Go Go.  I found them at Doll House last night and I have to say that the Doll House had the purdiest group of girls I’ve seen in a go go bar for a coons age.  Several of the sexiest girls wasted no time  and  joined Billy Bob and me in the peanut gallery.

I bought a few tequilas for two of the girls who hung with me until Billy Bob and I headed out to Annabelles. I promised to return to “my two girls” after half an hour or so.

Annabelles was completely packed with customers.

We couldn’t find a table but the mamasan, who oftentimes hung around with us, soon found seating arrangements for us.

There were over thirty go go dancers up on that stage.  Billy Bob told me most of the girls were from the Windmill Club who had suddenly found themselves out of work. And with them came many Windmill customers. I suddenly had to face  the thing I had hated the most about the Windmill Club.  It had far too many customers. The place was always uncomfortably crowded.  And there were never nearly enough girls to go around.

The Windmill was well known for having some of the cheapest beer on Walking Street.  But the fact is, cheap drink prices always brought in the riff raff.  And believe me, Annabelles was super saturated tonight with cheap charlies.  This was definitely not my kind of crowd.  As for the girls, most were nothing to write home about. The club had also changed its music to that electro crap I call Da Da music.

Back at the Doll House

they had been playing a lot of really good music for a change. I had just one bottle of San Miguel Light at Annabelles which set me back a whopping 170 baht. This was just plain inexcusable. Hordes of customers had come in.  The place was crowded with imbeciles who simply didn’t know any better. I left for the greener pastures of the Doll House where I rejoined the two sexy women who had sat with me earlier.

I have known one of the two girls for nearly two years now.  She has a very pretty face and a very fine ass.  She knows it too.  And she uses every opportunity to stick that fine ass of hers in my face. The thing I like about her best is for a Thai bar girl she’s a straight up kind of gal who calls a spade a spade. The other girl, who I’ve started calling the little sister, has great breasts, and a nice shape. I’ve only had her sitting with me only once before. I found her to be quite cuddly and kissable.

Both girls wanted me to bar fine them.

I would have bar fined the “older sister”, but when the mamasan told me the bar fine was now 1100 baht, I told the mamasan and both girls that there was no way I would ever pay a thousand baht bar fine.

I found out the reason for the bar fine going up from 900 to 1100 baht

was the girls were now dancing totally nude. Which comes down to this. Before Christmas bar fines for Electric Blue, the Doll House and the G spot had been 800 baht.  But over the Christmas holidays the clubs upped their bar fines to 900 baht, and never lowered them once the Christmas gouging season had ended. Now they had gone up to 1100 baht due to most of the Doll House girls now dancing totally nude.  I was plain disgusted, and so were many of the girls who were not getting bar fined much.

What’s good about Go Go Bars Golden Pussy?

For one thing you get to see exactly what you are getting. And let’s face it, although a lot of guys like big tits, it’s the pussy you are fucking or eatin.  And silicon tits are the worse kind of tits. Most of them are shapeless. They are hard and they taste terrible. Now take a girl with small tits. A girl with small tits can really feel them being titillated. When she gets excited her tits expand in your mouth. You can feel her nipples harden with your tongue. But best of all, especially with Thai women, girls with small tits tend to be slimmer and more active. But it’s the golden pussy that sends me to the stratosphere.

Some girls got the golden pussy. Others don’t. And when you watch the go go dancers up on stage you can immediately tell who’s got the soft flabby pussies and who’s got the tight little teen age girl vaginas.

But I already know that the “older sister” has got a golden pussy. I went down there too many times before.  I have to admit that she looks great up on stage showing off that Golden Pussy of hers.  But I haven’t been down on the little sister, at least not just yet. Her box looks promising enough. I often like calling a woman’s vagina her box because pussy sounds so crass.

Mikos not here tonight. And neither is Frog Face.

Thank God. Maybe they have both started working back at Annabelles where they belong.

Both girls are disappointed that I’m not bar fining them. But I’m sharing with them certain ideas of mine that I think both of the girls will like. They’ve been talking animatedly together about what I’m suggestin to them.  Their animated voices and body language tell me that Big Sister wants to share me with Little Sister and that she’s tellin the younger girl what a great guy I am.

I finally check bin. My bottle of beer comes out to 150 baht which is 20 baht less than they are charging down at Annabelle’s.

It’s time to wrap this review up. Here’s the good, bad and the ugly about both clubs.

The Doll House

The good

• Has a wonderful manager in Lenny who used to manage at all three clubs, Electric Blue, the Doll House, and G spot.
• They stopped playing that horrible da da electro crap that so many clubs are passing off as music and are now playing real music with a great beat.
• Beers are cheaper at 150 baht.
• The girls are some of the sexiest on Walking Street
• Showing off golden pussy so that the discriminating male of exquisite tastes can make an informed decision on what he’s buying.
• Happy hour prices for certain drinks between 8:30 pm at 10. For example gin and tonics are just 75 baht each.

The Bad

• Using Golden Pussy full nudity as an excuse for raising the bar fine from 900 baht to 1100 baht.

The Ugly
• Displaying ugly genitalia

Annabelles

The Good

• One of the mamasans is a lot of fun and she’s actually quite cuddly.
• Some of the old staff members who have always treated us well are still here.
• Still hands on. Especially for all those dirty old man types who were frequenting the Windmill.
• Happy hour prices for certain drinks between 8:30 pm at 10. For example gin and tonics are just 75 baht each.

The Bad

• The girls for the most part are only so so. Just like the Windmill bar girls used to be
• The place is far too crowded
• Bar fines are now 1000 baht for short time sex and 1500 baht for long time
• Management is now pressuring the girls to spend more time up on the stage and not enough time one on one with their customers.

The Ugly

• Beers are now 170 baht per bottle. This is downright inexcusable.

Thoughts from the Expats Corner